Chapter 497: The Problem of Returning Home
"I'm telling you, our current situation is like being (beep-), since we can't resist, we might as well enjoy it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Shao Moxiong hugged the pillow and pinched the remote control: "Oh Shet, the Yuno anchor is still on vacation and hasn't come back... ”
Tieling and the people were scorched by the radish pill, and the eighteen bronze figures on the top of their heads were twisting their butts and provoking below.
"I don't have a lot of time, and I'm not stupid enough to spend my life enjoying it." Tieling and the people looked up overhead.
"Wouldn't you be stupid enough to enjoy it with your life? Isn't life meant to be enjoyed," Tie Ling and the people leaned comfortably on the sofa: "When you eat food, you are enjoying the lives of other animals and plants, you are happy, you laugh, you are enjoying your own life, what you do must also think that it is meaningful, but after doing things, shouldn't you also be happy and enjoy your own life?" You should regret that you are stupid now and will not enjoy life. ”
"I'm not you, I'm not a rat, I'm not a worm, I can't allow myself to start enjoying in such a sewer-like place. What I carry can't allow me to lie here comfortably and waste time. Tieling and the people rushed up along the pit wall again with their double swords!
As soon as Radish Dan shook his hand, a thunder dragged a chaotic arc towards the pit and smashed down... The thunder cleaved the air and frantically attacked his sword... Tie Ling and the people stared at each other, seeing that the thunder spread to the heavy sword in his right hand, he quickly let go of his hand... The thunder on the heavy sword followed the handle of the sword and slashed his body into the pit... He grabbed his sword and leaped towards the hole!
Radish Dan shook his hand at the pit again, and a large piece of thunder struck, Tie Ling and the people changed the thin sword in their left hand to their right hand, and in an instant, the sound of a sharp sword cutting through the air burst out... The sword body quickly cut through the air in front of him due to the extremely fast slash, and slashed out a vacuum in front of him!
There are no particles in the vacuum, the electric current loses its carrier... The whole thunder spread along the sword marks, crackling and sliding into the pit again...
It's coming up ... It's up。。。。。。 Tie Ling and the man's thin sword forced away the fist of the eighteen bronze men with an extremely fast slash, and their heads emerged from the pit!
I saw Radish Dan carrying his carving hammer and smashing it up!
Just such a little hammer ... It's OK to carve a stone carving.,It's like a child's toy in battle.。。。 Tie Ling and the people disagreed, and a sword shadow slashed over, trying to force the radish pill away.
'Mjoor. Neil!!! 'The hammer is getting closer and closer to the sword... The hammer roared! Tie Ling and the people were dizzy for a while, and they actually saw a giant hammer entwined with countless golden thunderbolts with a cross-sectional area equivalent to the entrance of the cave! The thin sword in his hand suddenly looked like a toothpick...
His slash touched lightly on the surface of the hammer, and he felt a tingling in his arm, and hurriedly put away his sword and turned back to block it... The heavy sword dedicated to blocking the grid was wrapped in radish Dan at this time, and the first thunder clanged and fell on the ground at the bottom of the pit. . . He used his sword to block the cross-section of the huge hammer... It feels like a person holding a fragile twig to block a heavy truck with several large cars hanging on the highway...
There was a knock in front of him, and the whole body was instantly numb by the violent electricity. . . As soon as the whole person heard a bang, he slammed into the stone bricks at the bottom of the pit, and the whole pit trembled!
"Damn... Shao Moxiong was knocked up from the sofa and then fell on the sofa with a thud, he stretched his head over and looked at the huge burns left on the pit wall above his head, the huge burns of thunder and lightning were left, Radish Dan held the toy-like carving hammer in his hand and retracted his head, he lowered his head and looked at Tieling and the people who were scorched and fell into the stone bricks and were bleeding: "... En, I'm a mouse, I'm a worm... But please noble you first come and live the life of rats and worms ... JUST EXPERIENCE IT ... ”
"Why..." Tie Ling and the people opened their mouths in the stone bricks, and a stream of blood poured into the radish dan above with the question, he frowned and his expression was extremely serious, and his heart was dripping with blood: "Why are you stopping me... If only to carve the dice of that crucian carp. Ding's words... He stretched out his hands to the crotch of his pants and pulled off his pants: "Mine, please carve me out at will!" ”
Shao Moxiong silently turned his head and continued to watch TV: "I'm sorry I shouldn't bother you, you are air to me." ”
"Superficial... Radish Dan opened his marble lips and spat out the words with his wings outstretched: "How old are you, just in your twenties, your Ding. Ding must be as old as you. ”
"Isn't that thing so troublesome at my own age, okay!!"
"Didn't you find that crucian carp? . . . Radish Dan's pupils were very profound: "Its ding. Ding's age is tens, if not hundreds of times, his own age! You've seen such a historical Ding. Ding? You have tasted such vicissitudes of Ding. Ding? ”
“。。。” Tie Ling and the people spit out a mouthful of blood: "No... ”
"It's that ding. Fourth... The more Radish Dan said, the more excited he became: "Tang Seng's era was the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty!" The year 2015 is about 1,500 years away! And Sun Monkey has been crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years at that time! In other words, Sun Wukong is 500 years old, which is 2,000 years! ”
"Two thousand years ... It's amazing... And it's that root ding. What does it matter... ”
"Didn't you find out!" Radish Dan burst into tears: "That fish that dice. Ding is the one that someone picked up on the stone of Huaguo Mountain! That is to say, that root ding. Ding's recorded years have reached 2,000 years! Two thousand years of wind and rain! Two thousand years of vicissitudes! It's all on it! And the years that are not actually recorded may be longer! I seriously suspect that that thing was actually left over from Pangu when the world was opened! ”
"That's!!" Tieling and people look up to the sky and vomit blood!
Radish Dan burst into tears: "When Pangu fell, his left eye flew into the sky and became the sun, his right eye became the moon, his tears turned into stars, his sweat turned into lakes, his blood turned into rivers, his hair turned into grasslands and forests, the gas he exhaled turned into wind and clouds, and the voice he left in the world turned into thunder... His head turned into Dongyue Taishan, his feet turned into Xiyue Huashan, his left arm and right arm turned into Nanyue Hengshan and Beiyue Hengshan respectively, and his abdomen turned into Zhongyue Songshan... And his ding. Fourth... The legend doesn't explain it! ”
"Why is the legend so obscene? What happened to the trivial organs!!!!! ”
"Counting his chrysanthemums, he didn't explain... So I suspect that the chrysanthemum of that crucian carp is also worth carving... The thought of the great crotch that I am going to carve the origin of all things makes me so excited that I can't help myself... "The radish dan is flowing in a sloppy stream.
"It's boring... Let me out ... Do you know what the goddess of discipline is going to do? When she finishes everything, everyone will die! ”
"Oh? Is it another secondary 2 teenager who wants to save the world? Poof, what about death, as long as I can carve that stone sculpture before I die, as long as I can kiss the ankle of the goddess of art again before I die... Radish Dan trembled excitedly: "Art and spiritual madness are the only meaning of my existence in this world. ”
"What if you live or die, even if you don't care, what about those who want to live and don't want to die just like that?" Tieling and the people wiped the blood from the corners of their mouths and stood up, confronting Radish Dan.
"Those who desire to live? With all due respect, their hearts are imprisoned in matter and body, they live only to waste resources, they do not experience anything, they cannot create anything, they do not perceive anything, and those whose souls have not grown wings are better to live than to be liberated as soon as possible so as not to defile the word man. Radish Dan looked at Tieling and the people with pity: "Young man, who are you going to save?" Does the person you are trying to save really need to be saved? I see your wings firmly imprisoned by those who don't care ... Boy, face yourself, tap your soul seriously, figure out what you really want, figure out what you really are doing... ”
"Yes," Tieling and the people smiled at Radish Dan, "Saving the world and sending everyone back is just an excuse, just some noble banners I wear, in fact, I just want to go home." ”
"You can't give up everything, you can't embrace the lonely person, you can't get the real great happiness." Radish Dan nodded: "However, the small happiness with the family is also worth cherishing... You come out. ”
"Can I come out? I didn't promise to help the Empire fight the Duchy. ”
"What about the Principality of the Empire, I'm just happy to see you face yourself." Radish Dan smiled, and the eighteen bronze figures left the cave and climbed one by one to the pedestal in the center of the hall.
Tieling and the people made sure that Radish Dan didn't mean to tease him, and then stepped on the pit wall, and a few jumped up, he looked at Radish Dan in a little surprise: "I'm leaving, I'm going back to Malegobi." ”
Radish Dan nodded, sat down on the floor, put his hand on the stone floor, and closed his eyes.
Tieling and the people took a step, walked out of the Giant Mansion, and walked into the sunshine outside...
"Why, it's all gone, why did you come back secretly." Radish Dan opened his mouth, and Tie Ling and Ren were standing behind him.
"It was discovered. Aha, home will always go back... I found someone in this other world that interested me. Tie Ling and the people sat down next to Radish Dan: "It's just a battle to help the empire, and it won't take long, right?" ”
"Hmph." Radish Dan agreed, continuing to close his eyes.
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