Fifty-six clouds are unlucky
In the days that followed, whenever I had free time, I ran to follow the Demise, and no matter how much the guy scolded me, I still took the trouble to stop him from trying to "disappear" again and again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, I have to admit that from a certain point of view, this guy's creative ability is really very human! This guy has not only created dozens or hundreds of ways to hurt himself that he doesn't use, but he can perform dozens of completely different plays in a single day. It makes me have to follow him every moment of every day, for fear that if I am not careful, he will really succeed like this!
I can't believe how lucky this guy must be to brush shoulders with death again and again! But, huh...... For this guy, maybe this experience can't be considered lucky.
After school that day, I continued to follow this guy closely behind him amid his dissatisfied nagging.
"Hey, I said, I want to go in here and buy a fish to give to my friends, I'll pick it for a long time, so you can go first." After walking for most of the day, Death suddenly stopped, turned around and said politely to me.
"Humph!" I snorted. It's not that I look down on this guy, it's just that after my observation in the past few days, this guy doesn't talk to anyone other than me at school every day. Yes, that's right, just not more than one sentence! To put it simply, this guy was at school, and no one spoke to him except me. Including the girls who occasionally confessed to her, they all hurriedly threw down the confession letter and ran away, for fear that they would be implicated if they stayed for a long time.
Excuse me, how do I believe that there are friends with this guy in this world? What's more, this guy is very withdrawn at all, even if someone with excellent character can tolerate her and be friends with him, this guy will never have the heart to suddenly give someone a gift.
"Please, this trick to deceive children......" I looked up, and was about to teach her a good lesson, but found that the place where the guy was standing a second ago was empty, and he was gone.
"Perish!" I shouted his name and looked around for him, "Gone!" Dead ......"
My shouting stopped suddenly.
Raising my hand, I rubbed my eyes vigorously, and then tried to open them wide, staring at the oversized fish tank in front of the fish shop - the guy was standing in front of the fish tank at this moment, bending over, holding the edge of the fish tank tightly with both hands, and then kissing his whole head in the water of the bathtub.
I was stunned for nearly 10 seconds before I realized that this guy was hurting himself again!
"Perish!" I screamed and ran over to pull the guy away, trying hard to pull him away from the edge of the tank, only to find that the guy was clutching the edge of the tank with both hands and wouldn't let me save him at all.
"You ......" I was really mad at this guy, but I had to save him. In the bathroom, I had to keep moving around to see if there were any tools I could use.
Luckily, I found a small hammer next to the fish tank that I don't know who put it. I picked up the hammer and slammed it into the fish tank......
"Bang la la......" The sound of the glass being smashed sounded, and everyone in the fish tank also flowed out......
Death, who had originally put his whole head in the water, bent over and coughed violently, and his fair and handsome face turned as red as Guan Gong's face after a while.
"Death, are you alright?" I was startled and hurriedly stepped forward and asked. Who knows, I had only walked two steps when a pain came from the soles of my feet - it turned out that my feet had been pierced by shards of glass on the ground, and the blood had stained the soles of my feet red.
"Oh no! Yun Jie, you're bleeding! Turning his head to death because of my screams, pointing at my bleeding feet, he cried out urgently, "You're hurt, because of me, you're hurt!" Look, it must be my fault again this time! ”
I looked up at the guy's apologetic face, and the chagrin I felt at the injury vanished.
How could this guy be so stupid as to blame himself for all the bad luck of others? I really don't know if this guy is stupid or kind.
"Hey, I said, who do you think you are, you really have such a great ability to make yourself constantly lucky and make the people around you unlucky?" I say.
"You...... You don't listen to what you tell you! Vanishing glared at me vigorously and said, "Anyway, it's my own business that I'm going to disappear, please don't meddle in any more things, okay?" After saying that, he glared at me very annoyed, and then he turned around and left in a huff.
What the? This guy ......
With a "boom", the anger that I had subdued came up......
Damn fellows! I just have a good heart, and I am treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, but it is too much to be treated so badly by him!
"! Do you think that this girl is boring and has nothing to do, so I love to take care of your family's affairs? I turned around and walked in the opposite direction in a huff.
"It's best if you don't care about my idle business, then please don't follow me anymore, and don't stop me from doing anything!" Death said loudly behind my back.
"You ......," I stopped. Don't stop him from doing anything? Anything this guy is talking about, I'm afraid it only refers to one thing - playing "disappearing", right?
Can you really leave him alone?
I asked myself softly in my mind. Although this guy's attitude is really infuriating, the first time I met him, the encounter picture that appeared in my mind made me unable to leave ruthlessly...... That guy just fell into his arms covered in blood...... Since such a picture is foreseen, how can I bear to watch him hurt himself?
Turning around, I could only helplessly follow this guy, and because I couldn't be discovered by him, I could only sneak up all the way...... Thinking that I was doing a great deed to save people, but I made myself look like a lewd stalker, I couldn't help but sweat when I thought about it!
The Dead Guy walked silently all the way, and soon came to a residential building. I saw the guy standing at the doorway of the residential building, looking up at the decorative metal beams on the door. After thinking about it for a long time, he actually took out a crystal ball from his school bag!
Alas, I'm covered in black lines.
Other people's schoolbags are full of books, but what are these guys' schoolbags in!
I cautiously hid in the corner, watched as Death took out the crystal ball, kept stroking, and muttered something in my mouth......
What the hell is this guy trying to do? I looked left and right, completely confused by this guy's near-idiotic behavior. But thinking about the unbelievable "disappearing" method that this guy came up with when they first met, it doesn't seem to be too strange for his behavior at the moment.
"Ula-la-coo! Open the door to the planet Fuizhi! A pleasant voice rang out.
I looked up and saw that this guy had already lifted the crystal ball high at some point: "Well, this will definitely succeed!" ”
Black lines slid down my forehead.
This guy ...... Have you watched too many magic movies?
With a "click", just as I shook my head in disbelief, this guy had already followed the example of the magician in the movie, and threw the crystal ball into the sky with all his might.
However, the magicians in the movie are all magical, so the crystal ball will be fixed in the air, and the Death guy doesn't have that kind of thing.
After the crystal ball was tossed high, it slammed into the ground under the influence of gravity. You know, that guy is standing right below the crystal ball! If the crystal ball was allowed to fall like this, his head would definitely bleed.
I...... I could only raise my head and roll my eyes weakly, and then run to save the idiot.
But when this annoying guy saw me rushing over, he became nervous, not only did he not thank me for saving him, but he also looked like he was afraid that I would spoil his "good deeds"!
Make no mistake, it's a crystal ball! If you are hit by something so heavy, even if your life is not in danger, you will become stupid! This person is already very strange now, and if he is smashed stupidly, his life will become very miserable. Thinking of this, I decided to play my kind nature, ignore his refusal, and stepped forward to push him away hard.
Something unfortunate happened, and the moment I pushed her out again, I felt a sharp pain in my head - the crystal ball actually fell on my head!
It hurts!
I felt dizzy, and there were so many little golden stars twinkling in my head.
Vanishing fell to the ground, gasping for air, not forgetting to look up and glaring at me viciously.
This guy ...... I covered my forehead and glared back.
"You guy really has no conscience, I was injured to save you, and you are still so fierce to me?" I yelled at this guy with dissatisfaction.
"Who told you to save it? Didn't I say I didn't want you to save me? Even if you're unlucky, you deserve it. Death glanced at my injured forehead, his eyes darkened, but the moment he looked up, he immediately became fierce again, "I warn you, if you follow me again and stop me from disappearing, something more unlucky will happen to you!" ”
After saying that, this guy didn't care about me and didn't listen, and walked up the stairs of the residential building in a huff.
Alas...... Doesn't look like this guy's home, does it? So, may I ask what he is doing up there?
Could it be that it was because it disappeared several times in a row without success, so there was something wrong with the head?
I didn't care about the wound on my head, and hurried after this guy, lest he do something terrible in the next second.
"Hmph, I don't believe I can't make it!" Climbing to the third floor, the guy finally stopped, threw his bag to the side, and said, "This time, I'm going to roll down the stairs!" That way, I'm sure I'll be able to make it to Fruith! ”
After speaking, this guy directly lowered his head and bent over, and made a "bang" sound...... He rolled down the stairs.
If it weren't for the urgency of the situation, I would have really wanted to stand downstairs and applaud this guy - this man's idiocy has reached admirable proportions.
Merely...... The current situation does not allow me to do that series of actions. Seeing this guy rolling down the stairs, I ran up without thinking about it, trying to use my body to help this guy......
I'll admit that people often do things that they regret at times, but woo woo...... No matter how desperate I am, I don't need to use such a stupid method to go to a guy who doesn't want me to save at all, right?
"Bang" sound...... When I rushed up, I managed to catch him, but I had already let him crush on me, and I fell heavily on the ground at the cost of my own ......
Oh, my God...... My back ...... My waist ...... My hips and my legs......
Woowoo...... Bursts of pain came from all over my body, along with wounds on my head and feet......
"Hey, you're ......" Death got up and was about to scold me, but seeing me lying on the ground in embarrassment, his conscience finally found out, and stretched out his hand to pull me up, "Are you okay?" I'll help you up first. ”
"You said I was thrown like this by you, can I be okay?" The pain from moving up and down my body made my tone worse, "You guy, since I met you, I've been unlucky!" ”
I couldn't help but complain, but as soon as the words came out, I regretted it.
"I'm sorry ......"
Death and I spoke to each other at about the same time.
Alas...... Then, in astonishment, the two men looked up at each other again.
Is this guy apologizing to me? Is it because he thinks it's because of himself that makes me so unlucky? Although it is true that I am so unlucky to save him, I can't blame him entirely. Alas...... In addition to the fact that he wants to disappear all day long, it makes people very angry.
"Actually, it's not ......"
"But you can't blame me for this, I warned you early in the morning, whoever told you to be a fool and not listen, you must ask for trouble!" Before I could say my words of comfort, I was viciously interrupted by the Death Guy, "It's okay to ask for trouble, why do you have so much trouble as to stop others from doing what they want to do?" I've really seen something nasty, but I've never seen someone who wants you to be so annoying. ”
"I ......"
I looked up and looked at this guy in a daze: Asking for trouble? Eventful? Dislike? My head was so angry that it almost exploded with a bang because of this guy's angry words......
"Damn it, you've gone too far! Yes, that's right, I'm nosy, I'm in the way of you doing what you want, even if it's the most idiotic and stupid thing in the world, I shouldn't be kind enough to care about you! I glared at him angrily, feeling like I would be angry with this guy for a second longer.
"It was meant to be! Who wants you to take care of me? I was meant to disappear, but you kept saving me, you really hate it," Death glared at me vigorously.
I'm...... I'm......
I tried very hard to find some swear words in my head to vent my anger at the moment, but the brain that usually deals with hackers is blank at the moment.
"You...... Goodbye, I don't care about you anymore! Finally, I yelled at this sentence in a huff, and then turned around and dragged my aching body away.
Damn the guy, he even said that he had never seen someone as hated as me, damn it! Damn it! Damn it...... How likable do you think you are?
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