Chapter 1168: Man Bull Fight
Oxen can understand human language, don't believe in the spring farming, you go to the field to see, the old farmer holding the plough in the back, let the cow in front of it go, the ox goes, let the cow in front stop, it stops. Let it bend and it will bend! Very obedient!
It's a pity that now farmers are using combine seeders to plow their fields, and even the ploughing belt is swept away! Even those scattered plots that cannot use large machinery now use walk-behind tractors.
There is no longer a need for oxen to plough the land, and the ox cart is gone, and the cattle, an animal that has accompanied Chinese farmers for thousands of years, seem to be about to become like pigs. Since he was born, he waited for death to eat, and finally became a dish on the table. I don't know if this is the sorrow of the cow or the happiness of the cow?
Let's talk about the big black bull.
Even ordinary cattle can understand human speech, not to mention the battle bull among the fierce bulls - the big black bull! However, although this rammer was very angry with the words of the gang in front of him, and wanted to knock them half to death immediately, he still did not take action in the end. It's not that this tamping bodhisattva has a heart attack, but this tamping has not fully recovered from the motion sickness, and he is really reluctant to move, and wants to take a good rest.
But what the big black bull didn't expect was that it wanted to let go of the humans in front of it, but the humans didn't want to let it go! Someone dared to slap his ass!
"His grandmother's cow eggs! You bastards only know that the tiger's ass can't be touched, but you think my ass is easy to touch? If I don't give you some good taste, you'll kick your nose in the face! If you continue to be arrogant, you will have to ride on Lao Tzu and! Kick you! ”
The big black bull was not angry, he suddenly raised his hind legs, and kicked the guy who slapped his ass in the chest without looking back!
The guy who took the big black bull just now is named Meng Zhi, and he is nicknamed Mengzi. Because the pronunciation of "Zhi" and "Zi" is similar to that of the locals, he also has a nickname called "Mencius", also called "Meng Lao Fuzi".
Don't look at the big black bull, it seems to be plain at this moment, but it is strength in the ordinary. If an ordinary person is hit by this, his body will fly upside down, his chest will have broken bones and tendons, and he will only have half a life left if he can't die!
Fortunately, Master Meng is not an ordinary person, but a patrol police officer who has been trained all day long! Whether it is the speed of reflection or the ability to resist hits, it is not comparable to ordinary people! He saw that things were not good, and suddenly turned to one side, trying to avoid the hoof of the big black bull. But in the end, he didn't hide from the rope, and his chest was swept by the hooves of the big bowl.
Old Master Meng stumbled suddenly, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and his chest hurt hotly. Fortunately, he was not seriously injured.
Looking at Meng Zhi, who was grinning and sitting on the ground like a girl, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed!
A group of people are tough guys who eat steel and chew iron, and no one takes this seriously. Therefore, not only did no one go over to help Old Master Meng up, but they all joked with him.
"I said, Old Master Meng, are you really old? Just make you wolf like this? Have you been training dogs all these days? ”
"He's not trained to dogs, he's trained to this big black bull."
"You still want to eat its meat? I think it's pretty much the same as eating your meat! ”
A dignified seven-foot special police officer was kicked to the ground by a cow, Meng Zhi's face was also a little unbearable, his old face was red, and he got up from the ground, constantly patting the dust on his buttocks with his hands, and said in a sneering voice: "You guys laugh!" This cow is a bit evil! The power is large, the action is fast, and it is impossible to prevent it! ”
"Cut, you blow it to yourself! No matter how powerful it is, it's not a cow? Is it difficult or the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King? ”
Meng Zhi was a little unhappy in his heart, this guy's chest was still hot and painful! These bastards even made a lot of trouble, so they rolled their eyes and said, "If you don't believe it, you can try it too!" ”
"Just try it, what's the big deal?"
The guy who was fighting with Meng Zhi was talking, and he was really going to provoke the big black bull. However, at this moment, their instructor came out of the office not far away and yelled at them, "What are you doing! Don't want to train anymore? I tell you that if your training results are not up to standard, no one will want to go to work! ”
A group of people grinned, no one dared to speak in the vernacular here, and hurriedly ran to the side to train. Xiang Hui tied the ox and drove away, he still had to go on duty.
If this is the case, it will be fine. It's good to die, when it was close to noon, when everyone finished training and was about to rinse up and go to eat, someone mentioned the matter of Old Master Meng being kicked down by the big black bull, and kept joking about it and Old Master Meng.
Old Master Meng couldn't hold his face when everyone said, and he was a little annoyed, so he said: "I said earlier, if you have the ability, you can go over and poke that stunned cow yourself." Just talking about me here, what kind of fart is it? ”
Old Master Meng was unhappy in his heart, and he was a little impulsive when he spoke, and the other guys saw that Old Master Meng was actually hardened, and they also lost their temper, and said: "Old Master Meng, don't be unconvinced, go, I'll go over and bring down this big stupid cow now!" ”
It's all a young man with a cow, if he is afraid of a cow, won't it become a joke?
So, a group of people hula lala gathered around the big black bull again.
The big black bull lay on the ground and squinted its eyes in the sun, and slapped its tail on its body a few times from time to time. Yan Zòng wondered if the heifer he had fought with this morning had cow lice and had infected himself. Otherwise, in this cold day, there are no flies and no mosquitoes, why is there always itching on the body?
Grandma's, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you must take the cow to the veterinarian station for a physical examination! Don't mess around.
The big black bull was squinting his eyes, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of him. Suddenly opened the bull's eye and looked. Damn, those stupid humans are in front of me again.
However, the big black bull didn't take these people to heart, just opened the bull's eyes and looked at the guys in front of him, and then closed his eyes again. Continue to reminisce about the thrill of playing field battles with heifers this morning! If it weren't for the lice on the heifer, it would be perfect!
Several patrol special police officers couldn't help but laugh when they saw the big black bull ignoring them, and one guy even raised his foot and kicked the big black bull in the ribs, and shouted: "Idiot! Get up for me! ”
The big black cow's ribs hurt, and suddenly he stood up from the ground, and a pair of big bull's eyes also opened again, looking at the guy who kicked it just now.
"Yo! Big stupid cow, are you not convinced? Didn't someone say you're quite capable? If you have the ability, you can kick me! ”
As this guy spoke, he actually threw another punch into the cow's back! He was also not angry with Old Master Meng's words just now, otherwise he would not be impulsive enough to be angry with a cow.
Just now he kicked the big black bull, the big black bull didn't fight back, he thought that this time, the big black bull would not fight back, but he didn't expect his fist to just smash on the back of the big black bull, and before he could take it back, the big bull suddenly turned around, and then hit this guy's chest!
A pair of scimitar-like horns were about to pierce his chest in an instant!
The big black bull's move is very fast, and it is completely beyond this guy's expectations! So in the face of the two horns that came straight to his chest, he was so stupid that he didn't know how to dodge!
At this critical moment, a loud shout suddenly came from this guy's ear: "Get out of the way!" ”
Then he felt a large hand push him to the side! This guy stumbled for a moment and dodged the front of the big black bull's attack.
Rao did so, a horn pierced the chest of his training uniform, and the cold horn swept past his chest muscles, and then emerged from the other side of the training uniform.
When the horns were pulled out of his training uniform, this guy only felt a chill on his chest, from his skin to his heart!
He saw clearly, at the critical moment, it was Master Meng who pushed him away! If it weren't for Old Master Meng, he would have to give an account for his little life!
Because he provoked a cow, he was hit and killed by a cow! How unjust you say this! I'm afraid that when I get to the palace of Hades, Lord Hades will have to laugh to death when he hears the cause of his death!
"Meng Zhi, thank you!" After a full minute, this guy said to Old Master Meng in shock. This time, no one dared to laugh at Old Master Meng. They can see that the big black bull in front of them is a natural freak! It cannot be considered with common sense.
Meng Zhi waved his hand casually and said, "Forget it, forget it, I said that this cow is not ordinary!" Some evil sects! I think we'd better get out of it! It seems to be going crazy. ”
It turned out that although Meng Zhi was a little annoyed in his heart, after all, he had suffered a loss from the big black bull just now, and he knew how powerful the big black bull was. He was afraid that his companion would fall for the big black bull's move because of the enemy, so he always stood where he could reach his companion with his hand! If there is an accident, he can also quickly come to the rescue.
I didn't expect him to really save his companion's life!
After listening to Meng Zhi's words, everyone shifted their gaze from their companions to the big black bull, and when they saw the appearance of the big black bull at this time, they couldn't help but be terrified!
Where does the big black cow still have the lazy and leisurely appearance it used to be? I saw that it was frantically turning around on the ground, a pair of bull's eyes were also wider, and began to gradually become congested, and its fierce eyes continued to sweep around everyone, as if it couldn't stab all the people in front of him! The two bull's noses kept stirring, panting!
Although it was almost noon and the temperature of the weather had risen, with the heavy breathing of the rammed goods, it was still spewing out clouds of white mist from its nostrils!
Pull this goods to the Journey to the West crew and let him play the Bull Demon King in his original form, absolutely competent!
"Oh my god. Where did that bastard Xiang Hui get such a monster back? Where is this cow, this is more scary than a tiger! ”
"Xiao Li, are you still going to eat it? Are you going to send it to the Tu Ji Beef Museum? ”
"Grass, hurry up and get rid of your balls, how far and as far as you want!"
"Go, go, don't say it! This thing is going crazy! ”
Everyone was terrified when they saw it, and they no longer dared to provoke the big black bull, and they talked about leaving.
However, what these guys didn't expect was that the big black bull's temper had been detonated by them! It's not so easy to calm it down again!