"One hundred and two hundred?" Huang Mu glared at him, "Playing mahjong for entertainment during the Chinese New Year, why are you playing so big?" Hit a piece of two. ”

"How can you be entertained if you don't play bigger, it's boring to play one or two pieces." Liu De was very dissatisfied, "Xiaolei, cousin, you two are people who open shops and do business, how can you be so stingy." You have an income of at least five or six thousand a month now, and don't save this money for the Chinese New Year. ”

"It's like you can win," Huang Mu still disagreed, "People have money that is hard-earned, and they have to get up before four o'clock every day to make steamed buns." I don't allow you to fight so big! If you accidentally make a hundred, wouldn't it be three thousand two hundred? ”

"Auntie, you filtered, is it so easy for thirteen to be nonsense?" Liu De said, "If I play all night, I can play such a game or two." ”

"A plate or two? It doesn't cost to brag, does it? Liu Jun didn't believe it at all, "One hundred and two hundred is too big." ”

"Then there's no way, let's hit fifty hundred." Liu De sighed, "It's really boring to play cards with you, I'm playing cards outside for one hundred and two hundred." Last time, I played two hundred and four hundred once, and I won one thousand and six in one set! It's a pity that someone ate a plate of eighteen Arhats after the most Lu was on the bar. ”

"Damn, how much did you lose?" Liu Jun asked, "Eighteen Arhats are counted as 32 times, plus the eight times on the bar, and there are four bars, isn't that almost fifty times?" Two hundred, that's ten thousand! You kid lost 10,000 bucks? ”

"I didn't lose, I used the excuse of going to the toilet to pee." Liu De said, "I was afraid that people would ask me for money, so I didn't dare to go out for a whole week, did you forget?" ”

"It turns out that you owe gambling debts and dare not go out, no wonder you have been staying at home that week, and you still say that you have a cold." Liu Jun suddenly realized.

"Lost 10,000 yuan in one game? Ran away with no money to give? If you continue to gamble like this, be careful of being hacked to death next time! People who gamble like this are all underworlds, and even if they are not underworlds, they are not serious people. Huang Mu shook her head again and again, "Anyway, it's not allowed to hit so big!" Ten dollars and twenty is the most. ”

"Ten dollars and twenty?" Liu De sighed, "It's okay, if you play ten yuan and twenty, I can only win a few thousand yuan at most in one night." Guanyin statue will be sold to you for 25,000, I feel that I have lost money, I originally wanted to double it to 50,000, but now I can only flatten the tail to 30,000. When the time comes, don't cry if you lose too much, and don't be allowed to cheat. ”

Half an hour later, Liu De was about to cry, "Hey, Xiaolei, you are actually the descendant of the God of Gamblers, right?" Specifically to play with me, isn't it? Plate after plate, it's all you eat Hu! ”

"People are novices, and novices are lucky." Huang Wenbin looked very funny.

"That can't be like this!" Liu De threw out a card, "Three cylinders." ”

"Three cylinders?" Xiao Lei looked at her cards, "It's confused, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and nine, all one color and one dragon." How many times are there? It's all eight, one dragon six, it's fourteen in total, ten yuan, it's one hundred and forty yuan, right? ”

"That's right!" Liu De took out a hundred yuan from his bag and threw it over, "I owe you forty!" You're trying to win back all my 25,000 dollars, aren't you? As he spoke, he flipped over Xiao Lei's cards, "You seem to have thrown a tube just now?" Why don't you keep a tube? Keep one tube and you can eat one four or six tubes and three fly, you can only eat three tubes of deviation if you throw a tube, how can you play cards like this? It's completely out of order! ”

"But if I throw one tube, there will only be eight cylinders, and I can keep one more dragon." Xiao Lei said.

"It's all big, okay! How can you be so greedy! Liu Dedu was almost angry, "Sanfei didn't tell you to hang alone?" Or is it a partial single hanger? I'd rather eat Caron than eat bias! How can you play cards like that! Even if you don't play cards like this! ”

"No, one tube has been thrown away, four cylinders and six cylinders each out of one, according to you and your aunt's cards just now, I deduce that you have at least a pair of four cylinders or six cylinders in your hands, and Brother Huang is also playing cylinders, calculated down the possibility of eating one four six cylinders and three flying hu is only 6. 5%, and the three tubes only have one outside, and the probability that I eat the three tubes is 7%, so I just hit the one. ”

"How did you figure this out?" Liu De asked.

"It's easy to calculate, it's only one hundred and eight cards." Xiao Lei elaborated, "Every time a card is thrown, the probability of the next card is reduced by one in one hundred and eight. Coupled with the cards that have been knocked out and down, as well as the cards that have been played, you can deduce what other cards in your hand, for example, you just threw a card on the east wind, then there must be only one, or the card is too good to do the same color, or in the thirteen units have one more east wind. And then the second one you threw nine cylinders, and the third one threw the south wind ......"

"Holy shit, do you always remember?" Liu De said, "Can you calculate the probability immediately? ”

"Remember, it's just a matter of a few cards." Xiao Lei said, "It is much more difficult to remember what dozens or hundreds of people buy and how many buns cost in total." ”

"It turned out to be a personal meat computer...... You're so good that you don't go to a TV show, and you actually use it to gamble money! Liu De was very angry, "Playing cards is cheating at all!" No, these can't be counted, give me back my money! ”

"You can't lie by yourself." Huang Mu looked down on Liu De very much, "If you want to fight, you can fight, if you don't fight, forget it." Old man, you come to exchange for Liu De. Liu De is no longer fighting, and we don't want to play ten or twenty pieces, let's play one piece and two pieces. ”

"Fight, why don't you fight." Liu De snorted and said, "And I still have to play ten pieces of twenty, mahjong is not just a card to play well, the most important thing in mahjong is ...... Luck! You are a newbie and have novice luck, see me snatch your luck and you will lose. ”

"Can you be lucky enough to grab it?" Huang Wenbin was very puzzled.

"Of course you can," at this time, several people had already built the cards, and were about to touch the cards, Liu De shouted, "Over two!" As he spoke, he cut off two ends of the Great Wall that Xiao Lei had built, put them on his own Great Wall, and cut two of his own ends to Huang Wenbin.

The effect of this move is remarkable, Xiao Lei just touched the card, immediately confused, although it is only the smallest fart, but Liu De himself said that this situation is considered Tianhu, and the same as the thirteenth is thirty-two. Liu De's face turned yellow, slapped the table, and asked cautiously, "Let's not be nonsense." ”

"Yes, the next game doesn't count." Huang Mu deliberately embarrassed him.

"Auntie!" Liu De almost had snot and tears coming out together, "She is touching herself, everyone is going to lose." ”

"I'd love to." Obviously, it was his son who lost, but Liu Jun smiled very happily, "I said it in advance, how can it not be counted?" Son, credit is more important than money. If you lose playing cards, you will pee, and now no one outside is willing to play mahjong with you, even if you want to play, you have to take out the money first. Now the family is also cheating, and we will see who else plays cards with you in the future. ”

"That's good!" Liu De viciously took out three hundred yuan, "If there is a Tianhu, there will be a Tianhu, maybe the next plate will be eaten by me!" It seems that it's not enough to check, you have to use other means, you wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first. After a while, he came back and said triumphantly, "I've washed my hands, Xiao Lei, just wait to lose to me." ”

Then Xiao Lei really lost, but Liu De didn't win either, it was Huang Wenbin's mother who won the card, she touched Hu and played against Hu, each person lost four times, Liu De was barred, and lost three times in addition, a total of seven times is seventy yuan. "It doesn't seem to work, you wait for me!" With that, he slipped into the toilet, and after a while, he came out triumphantly and said, "Now I've won!" ”

"What did you do?" Huang Wenbin asked.

"I worshipped God," said Liu De, "and I changed into red underwear!" This time it will definitely win. ”

As a result, Liu De lost again, from eight o'clock to twelve o'clock, when the New Year's bell rang, Liu De lost more than 5,000 yuan, and his face was green. When Huang Wenbin went to the toilet, he was dragged to the side of the utility room by Liu.

"Cousin, you have to save me! Without those five thousand, I would have died! Liu Desheng burst into tears, "That's the money used to open the tattoo hall!" My partner and I have been busy for months, and now we are so close, what if I don't have the money, what do you call me to do? ”

"Your tattoo parlor hasn't opened yet?" Huang Wenbin was taken aback.

"Where is it so easy to open a business, you have to decorate, you have to buy all kinds of equipment, you have to have a trial operation, and you have to find someone to give advice. Not to mention anything else, the wind blows for several months after the decoration is completed, otherwise the smell is very big. Liu De said, "Our tattoo hall is a very high-end place, I think it's the same as your bun shop?" ”

In fact, where is there such an exaggeration, Huang Wenbin has decorated a lot. As long as you choose a better paint and glue, it will be tasteless after two or three days of decoration. As for the carcinogen formaldehyde, which has been passed down in later generations, it is mainly due to the inferior glue of wooden furniture. Even if it is claimed to be made of solid wood, most of them still contain a lot of plywood parts. The more high-end the decoration and the more wood used, the more formaldehyde will be. Therefore, Huang Wenbin can decorate without wood, never use wood, and don't use money if he has money.

"In addition to the bun shop, I also opened a supermarket, and I haven't been as long as you." Huang Wenbin said.

"Damn, where did you get so much money?" Liu De asked.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? I don't know what kind of identity I am now, I am the assistant general manager. Huang Wenbin pulled the banner as a tiger skin, "Our general manager is the daughter of a big boss, a rich man, more than a dozen factories, dozens of companies, and countless real estate." ”

"No wonder you are so rich, you opened a bun shop and a supermarket, it turned out that you sold yourself!" Liu De's thoughts suddenly slipped to the most filthy place, "Do you general manager still want a male pet?" Introduce me to the past, look at me, I look very handsome, not to mention below, just one word, awe! ”