Monk Daoji smiled and ignored Ruyi, raised his foot and kicked down two tattered and smelly shoes, and gently fanned the shoes with the broken fan in his hand, and recited the sentence "Prajnaparami, Om!" "The two stinky shoes flew up and floated to Ruyi's head~ swooped down violently, and opened the bow to Ruyi's cheeks left and right!

"Beat you disobedient~, it's rude to beat you, and you swear in your mouth......" Hit the stinky shoes, this crazy monk found a reason to be angry, foamed at Ruyi's mouth, fainted, and stopped the game that seemed to him to be fun~ walked to Ruyi's side, reached out and grabbed the "Poke Fairy Sword" in Ruyi's hand, I don't know how he took out the sword, but the rope on Ruyi's body was intact~

Stroking the Zhu Wen seal on the hilt of the sword, he said to the laughing people in the hall: "Lord Buddha, I am hungry and growling, and the wine worms are crawling to my throat, who will invite the monk to eat?" "The hall is silent when it is neutral, and the birds are silent~

It turns out that this crazy monk is messing around regardless of the occasion, especially when eating, he loves to squat on the chair with his black feet and drink a sip of wine~ rub his dirty and smelly feet for a while, and then grab the wine and food on the table with his hands and distribute them to everyone. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoEveryone in the hall has suffered his loss, so they are too scared to make a sound~

Therefore, people do not call him the Dharma name Daoji, but call him Jidian monk,

Seeing that everyone didn't speak, the monk Jidian took his drunken eyes and looked at everyone as if he were closed, pulled up the two smelly and torn shoes, and turned around to leave~

"The holy monk is slow, the old man will order to go down, put on ~ a good banquet, and celebrate the holy monk! Left and right~ Don't hurry up and inform the kitchen, asking them to hurry up and bring wine to the holy monk first! "In the end, it is the prime minister Qin Xi who is cunning and cunning, and he reflects quickly enough~ You can't offend this living Buddha by saying anything, otherwise you will be unlucky~

After all, it is the prime minister under one person and above ten thousand people, and the people in the house are quick and fast, and after a while, the hall is cleaned clean, and the steaming and fragrant banquet is re-arranged.

Everyone sat down again, the monk Jidian was arranged to sit side by side with Qin Xi on another table, the guests in the prime minister's mansion began to push the cup and change the cup and drink, the monk Jidian was unusual, and ignored everyone, just looked at the "poke immortal sword" on his table in a daze, put the wine jug full of wine in his hand to his mouth and drank it all, leaving it aside, the newly accepted apprentice Liu Steward served behind him, and immediately served a pot of wine full of wine and handed it to the monk Jidian......

Gradually, everyone in the hall stopped making noise, and they all looked at today's abnormal monk Jidian, only to see that he seemed to have made up some determination, after drinking a pot of wine, he threw the wine jug in front of the table, waved his hand to block the wine jug held by Steward Liu, and said: "Resist the kid just now, give me a fight, and wake up with cold water!" ”

After hearing this, the family next to him~ immediately carried Ruyi to three feet in front of the Jidian monk's table, and took a bucket of cold water to wake Ruyi up~

Ruyi woke up and found that he was still tied by that strange straw rope, unable to struggle and move, his "poke fairy sword" was placed on the table next to him, and behind the table sat the Jidian monk who made Ruyi hate to the bone, Ruyi looked at Jidian monk with hatred that he couldn't cramp and peel his skin, and his teeth were gritting~

Monk Jidian looked at Ruyi and showed his crazy smile~ Ruyi was so frightened that he trembled, for fear that he would have something to damage himself, but he stopped and asked softly: "This little benefactor, who are you Tiankui Xingjun?" As long as you tell me, we'll let you go. What do you think? ”

He was dressed and spoke in this tone, Ruyi felt that his scalp was numb, and there were a lot of millet grains on his body in June~

"You untie the rope from my body first, let me sit up, and I'll tell you!" Although Ruyi couldn't figure out why this crazy monk wanted to ask this, looking at the nervous appearance of the monk Jidian, he also knew how to bargain~

"Good! I'll let go of the "Seven Treasures Buddha Silk" on your body, let you sit down and talk, and forgive you for not being able to run! "Monk Jidian doesn't care, in his opinion, Ruyi's scattered Taoism~ is not even worthy of lifting shoes for him, so he is not afraid of Ruyi's troublemakers and takes the opportunity to escape.

"Actually, I don't know any Tiankui Xingjun at all~" Ruyi deliberately dragged out his tone and said......

"Fart! If it weren't for someone close to him, he would lend you the "Poke Immortal Sword" given to him by the Jade Emperor?! ~"Monk Jidian was really fooled, and he jumped up angrily and scolded! In fact, the monk Jidian is afraid that Ruyi is a relative or apprentice of Tiankui Xingjun, although he is not afraid of Tiankui Xingjun, but he has a secret order on his body, if he kills this kid or snatches this ancient divine soldier - he will be entangled with Tiankui Xingjun, who loves to protect the short, or sue his uncle Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor will go to find the theory of Rulai, then his task will be stirred up, and he will really not be able to eat~ Walked around-_-!。

When Ruyi heard this, he knew that the monk Jidian ~ It was not clear that Tiankui Xingjun had died on the colorless god gang of Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, and the original god was gone! After touching the bottom, Ruyi continued: "This is the sword that my master borrowed from me for revenge, if you don't return it to me, Master will not rest with you after he comes!" ”

"Your master is coming?" Monk Jidian's heart was cold, and he secretly retreated in his heart, pretending to be happy on his face, still holding a glimmer of hope, and asked with a haha in his mouth: "I am an old friend with him, haha!" He's here to have a drink! It's just that I haven't seen his thin appearance change for a long time? The one he raised, that one, um~ Is the leopard okay? ”

Ruyi smiled secretly in his heart~ and came to get me! ^_^ I'm glad I've seen that dead ghost Tiankui Xingjun, otherwise I might have been blinded by you!

deliberately made a look of surprise and disbelief and said: "My master is riding a black tiger wearing a golden battle armor, a phoenix-winged purple gold helmet on his head, his face is full of red light, and his burly figure is different from what you say. ”

"Haha! Your master is coming here? "The monk Jidian, who was already desperate in his heart, began to look for an opportunity to slip away~

"Yes, when I came to take revenge, I thought that it would be over in a moment, and I wanted the master to come and pick me up, who knew that I would meet you ......," Ruyi peeked at the monk's face and said in his mouth: "Let's talk about it when the master comes~"

"Good! Good! When we came, we just drank and reminisced," Monk Jidian turned his mind, and he already had an idea in his heart, "Virtuous nephew, I and your master have been friends for many years~, I was joking with you just now~ You must not mind!" Right?! Haha~" Before the words fell, the hand like a black chicken grabbed it violently - Steward Liu, who was holding the wine jug behind him, used a spell to restrain him all over his body~ The body can't move, the mouth can't open, and the slightest sound can't be made! Then he lifted Steward Liu's neck and fell to the ground in front of Ruyi~

"Virtuous nephew, come and pick up your sword~ Slaughter this villain who is stirring up trouble and killing your relatives! It can also be regarded as getting rid of a major scourge for the people and accumulating a merit. Monk Jidian showed a rare solemn look, "A conversation between you and me~ I have blocked it with the "mustard seed space" of Buddhism, to prevent these ordinary people from hearing it! Because I still need Qin Xiangye's help in the future for the benefit of the world, so don't let him know too much, it's good for you and me! ”

Ruyi was stunned when he heard it, and just now he kept saying ~ Steward Liu's loyalty to the Lord is understandable, and he also said that he put down the butcher's knife and sincerely repented, and he has been accepted as an apprentice by himself; Now not only does he change his title from ~ kid to affectionate nephew, but also throws the new apprentice who he just praised like a flower ~ Steward Liu in front of him, and he has to kill him with a sword and say that he is doing harm for the people? ! This change made Ruyi ~ short-circuit his head for a while......

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