Rushed back all the way, and when Du Yu really arrived home, intentionally or unintentionally, he happened to be in time for dinner. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When the second elder of the family saw his son coming back, he naturally refused to give up, and when he got up, he had to go to the kitchen to toss again.

"You kid, why don't you say a word when you come back, so you don't have any preparation at home!" Seeing that Du Yu didn't use chopsticks at the dinner table, his mother couldn't help but be very dissatisfied, and pinched a few chopsticks for him, seeing that he still didn't have a good appetite, he complained in his mouth, so he wanted to get up and get a few more dishes.

Seeing this, Du Yu hurriedly held her down again, relying on the true fire in his body to refine, regardless of the hindrance of the fireworks in this world to his current cultivation, he hurriedly made a picture of me eating very well, and said vaguely: "Your son is not an outsider, what do you have to say when you go home, what do you eat!" The main thing is that I was bored in the car when I came, ate a bunch of snacks, and I'm not hungry yet! ”

The mother calmed down a little when she heard this, but she just pouted, and found out the lesson again: "This child, when he grows so big, he still can't take care of himself at all, what is in that snack, can you eat more of that thing?" It's okay to eat a little, but it looks like it's time to eat, and I don't have a lot in my heart, so you still study medicine with you! ”

Du Yu was speechless and pleaded guilty.

"Okay, the child won't be seen for a few months as soon as he goes, you will discipline him when you meet this time, be careful that he doesn't come back next time!" The father said lightly, and he didn't know whether to help his son or hurt his son, and then said to Du Yu: "However, you should really say it first when you come back, your mother just told you a very good girl a few days ago, and people originally let you meet in the past few days, but because I don't know when you will come back, I pushed it, you said that if you squeak early, this is not just right now, and you will go to meet tomorrow, whether it works out or not, so that I and your mother have a bottom in our hearts, but you look at it now, If you want to meet people again, they may not be able to move out of this space! ”

As soon as the mother heard this, she immediately came to her senses, and responded: "That is, you said that you are almost thirty years old, and you are still so unstable in doing things, and you don't look like an adult at all, you see that your cousins, one by one, are married and have children, and you are still alone!" If you say that you don't want to start a family, that's fine, but look at you, until now, even a girlfriend has been brought back, but it seems that you don't care about this at all, what is this like! ”

"This ...... Don't worry, I'm looking for it over there, too? Du Yu argued with reason, but unfortunately his confidence was a little insufficient, and his words were a little procrastinated.

"Counting on you? You've said so since you went to Tiannan City, and you've been back for more than a year, but I haven't seen you bring back a little girl! The mother glanced at Du Yu, skimmed it, and then said with some emotion:

"Alas, it's still good when you were a child, I think when you were in junior high school, you always went home to lead your classmates, and all of them were very good-looking little girls, after you went to high school, every day when you went to school, there were also a few little girls who called you to go to school together every morning, tsk, at that time...... Alas, forget it, don't talk about that time, just say you now, look at how you have grown up, how has it become bad, not even a little girl who comes to help her mother clean, you look at our door to your Uncle Li's house, his kid is not married, but you look at the little girl who came to his family every day...... Alas, I knew earlier, I shouldn't have taught you not to fall in love in the first place, I had already set a daughter-in-law, and now I also want to save some snacks! ”

Seeing his father lighting an after-dinner cigarette on the side, and wanting to continue to speak with an approving face, Du Yu couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, quickly changed the topic, took out a box from the bag he carried, and shouted loudly: "Dad, you smoke after dinner again, Mom, don't you take care of it quickly!" ”

The father lit a cigarette ash with a calm demeanor, and said with a serious face: "Don't change the topic, how can a little trick like you deceive your wise and martial mother!" ”

"Of course!"

The mother has always accepted all the words that praise her wisdom, but she just snatched the cigarette from the child's father's hand, pressed it to death, didn't look at him, and smiled at Du Yu: "What are you taking this time?" This box is pretty good! ”

Ignoring his father, who was a little resentful on the side, Du Yu straightened up, opened the bamboo carved box in his hand with a solemn expression, and took out an antique jade bottle from it more solemnly, and gently pulled the cork, and there was a medicinal aroma permeating.

"What is this?" Although it looks like a good thing, my mother is still very calm.

Du Yu saw that his parents were already shocked by this package, and his heart was light, so he lightly raised his throat, and came with a lie:

"This thing is amazing, the name is lacquer leaf green sticky, cough, don't look at its name is not very good, but here, it is really used nine hundred and eighty-one rare herbs, seven seven forty-nine kinds of beast muscles and bones, six six thirty-six mineral essences, and what is more powerful is that it is ancient and modern, a combination of Chinese and Western, not only pure natural and pollution-free, but also rich in vitamin ABCDEFG...... Uh, okay, mom, there's something to say, there's something to say, don't keep hitting me in the head, I'll be stupid if I hit too much! ”

Du Yu straightened his clothes and continued to say solemnly: "Well, actually, this thing, according to my teacher, was passed down by Hua Tuo back then, uh, just like the set of five bird operas that he taught you before, it was all taught to his apprentices by Hua Tuo back then, and as a result, his two apprentices lived for more than 100 years!" Well, I don't know if it's true...... However, according to what I said in my division, this thing is indeed on the basis of that prescription, adding and subtracting, advancing with the times, improving and innovating, pioneering and enterprising, and finally established the supreme formula! ”

While speaking, Du Yu saw that his parents had indeed been bluffed by this string of names, so he took out a small spoon from the green bamboo box, and said with a smile: "As for the method of taking, it is also very simple, as long as you remember to drink such a spoonful every day, well, just drink it with a glass of boiling water, it will definitely make you run three or five round-trip marathons a day when you are seventy or eighty years old!" ”

Du Yu's parents looked at the small spoon in his hand, which was not much bigger than the ear spoon, and felt strange in their hearts, but they only laughed a few words, and put away the bottle of something called Qi Yeqing sticky, and made it clear that although they didn't believe Du Yu's nonsense, they still promised to drink one every day.

Seeing his parents say this, Du Yu was relieved while feeling unfair, knowing that this matter had finally passed for a while, and the lies of the past few years had finally been useless.

Because as early as seven years ago in the fire, Du Yu's actions revealed strangeness, and after the more bizarre burns healed, he naturally had a more non-human taste, and at the same time, he gradually realized the memory of his previous life, so he did not pretend to be deaf and dumb, so for the convenience of future travel and practice, he thought of a lie - an old Chinese medicine doctor who was like a master in the world, saw that although he suffered a great disaster and was burned by fire, but he had a clear bones and excellent understanding, he felt that this was a match made in heaven - he took the condition of curing his burns, Crying and shouting to take him as an apprentice!

Then, naturally, the legendary master of the world, although there is no edge to the ability, but there are always some problems of one kind or another, otherwise he would go out of the world to do something, and this master, although there are not many problems, but since you want to teach Du Yu all the legendary mastery, it is natural to pay twelve points of effort, the teaching process, inevitable, that is, fully closed, it would be good to be able to talk on the phone once a month or two.

Of course, even if you are a master, you can't speculate with common sense when you start doing things, like catching a ghost in Tiannan City, telling a fortune, and by the way you can cure a disease, this kind of thing is also very common, after all, as a master outside the world, it must be a belly of knowledge, and naturally there are feudal remnants, and those who are disciples must always be considerate.

Du Yu has been arranging nonsense for several years, and during this period, he also brought his "master" home to watch it twice, and stabilized the heart of the family - I have to say that Du Yu's fourth-rate disguise is paired with third-rate illusions, plus a fortune teller hired for money, this kind of matching, ordinary people are really not unconvinced.

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