Chapter 6 It's All Wonderful
After hearing Ye Yang say that he was going to be the bait, the other three members were silent for a moment.
Then Bei Yiru shook his head and waved his hand and said: "We can't lose weapons experts anymore, otherwise if we don't know how to equip high-end weapons, the captain will cry." ”
Xing Lan nodded and agreed: "Ye Yang, you are also an important person in our team now, and you will assemble the weapons of the laser series!" ”
Ye Yang: "......"
Bei Yiru opened his mouth again: "A position like a bait is best to give it to someone who has no characteristics other than fighting and foodie." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, everyone's eyes were focused on Lu Yiting.
Lu Yiting was in a daze, but suddenly everyone's eyes came to him instantly, he came back to his senses and immediately asked, "What are you looking at me for?" ”
"He seems to be out of condition." Xing Lan said honestly.
"He doesn't understand our conversation at all." Ye Yang couldn't help but complain.
"He doesn't have the consciousness of a foodie at all, and when I talk about foodies, everyone understands that he is referring to him, but he doesn't react himself." Bei Yiru shrugged and said.
Zhao Bao'er, who was standing by and watching them hold a combat meeting, couldn't help but speak: "Brother Yiting, you are so sad, were you born to complain to them." ”
Zhao Yu'er sighed: "Who told him that he was covered with slots." ”
Lu Yiting, who was complained about by everyone, had a completely painless expression, then scratched his hair and said, "Then let me do the bait, it's not a big deal." ”
"Look at his confidence." Xing Lan spread her hands and said, "Being a bait is completely stressful for Lu Yiting. ”
Ye Yang nodded: "I have always had the illusion that he is not human. ”
Bei Yiru continued: "When we were besieged by zombies, he attracted a large number of zombies by himself at that time, allowing us to break through with firepower. At the time, I thought he was too tough as a bait. ”
Lu Yiting: "...... I'm still more concerned about whether there's food over there. ”
Everyone: "......"
After this, the battle Jihua was smoothly planned.
So they didn't hesitate and got into action.
Bei Yiru immediately sat in the driver's seat and was responsible for driving the armored loading vehicle, while the other three combat personnel began to be fully armed.
"Is it really okay to be a bait or something?" Zhao Bao'er looked at them in full armor and asked worriedly.
Ye Yang poked Lu Yiting with his elbow and said, "Hey, people are worried about you, give a response." ”
Lu Yiting, who was in a daze, came back to his senses again: "Oh, there's no problem. I often do bait. ”
Zhao Bao'er: What kind ......of life does this man live in this army, always being a bait? That's too sad, isn't it......
Perhaps seeing through the complaints in Zhao Baoer's mind, Xing Lan explained: "He often makes bait himself, because he thinks that the position of bait is the least troublesome battle location." ”
Ye Yang shrugged helplessly: "I have explained to him many times, telling him that the bait is an extremely important position, but he always doesn't understand. Look at him starting to be in a daze again. ”
Speaking of this, Xing Lan suddenly remembered and asked Ye Yang, "He hasn't taken medicine for a few days?" ”
Ye Yang was asked like this, and he also remembered, and hurriedly replied: "Since the outbreak of the zombie virus, none of us told him to take medicine......
Xing Lan frowned: "No wonder he is always in a daze these days, he must not have taken medicine!" ”
Ye Yang hurriedly grabbed Lu Yiting's arm and asked worriedly, "Where is your medicine?" ”
was asked by Ye Yang, and Lu Yiting himself remembered: "Uh, where is my medicine?" ”
Ye Yang looked like he was defeated: "Ask you, where did you put the medicine yourself?!" Didn't the doctor tell you to take it once a day? ”
Lu Yiting said very calmly: "Let me think about it." ”
Ye Yang: "......"
The twins Zhao Bao'er and Zhao Yu'er were completely stunned by the behavior and language of these three people.
"Brother Yiting weishenme wants to take medicine?" Zhao Yu'er asked puzzled.
"He had a serious head injury and needed to take medicine." Xing Lan explained, "Otherwise, as you just saw, he will often be in a daze and out of the situation." ”
Zhao Yuer: "......"
Zhao Bao'er: "...... What amazing humans. ”
At this time, Lu Yiting shouted dissatisfiedly: "Don't think I really don't know that you guys are talking bad about me!" ”
Ye Yang patted the back of his head angrily: "Think about where you left the medicine!" ”
Lu Yiting turned back to Ye Yang and said fiercely: "Don't hit me on the head!" ”
Ye Yang also did not budge: "Think about your medicine first!" Your distraction today is even worse than yesterday, do you understand! ”
Lu Yiting shouted more justifiably than him: "I didn't mean it!" ”
Xing Lan immediately intervened in the conversation between the two of them and said, "If you quarrel again, let you squat in the toilet cubicle, and let you have a good time arguing face to face!" ”
Then Lu Yiting and Ye Yang shouted to Xing Lan in unison: "Who wants to squeeze in the toilet with him and squat in the pit!" Not ecstatic at all! ”
Zhao Yu'er looked at them, and couldn't help but shake the corners of her mouth and said to Zhao Bao'er: "Bao, their punishment method is really special, it is actually squatting in the toilet." ”
Zhao Bao'er was already sighing: "Their behavior and language are almost beyond the scope of my cognition." ”
Zhao Yuer: "......"
Then Bei Yiru's voice sounded from the radio in the car: "The destination has arrived!" Get ready for action! ”
Her words changed the atmosphere in the rear compartment at once.
Xing Lan raised the military watch on his wrist and said, "Check the watch first, according to the old rules." Lu Yiting, if you dare to fucking drop the chain and forget to turn on the communicator to report the situation, you will really squat in the toilet when you come back! ”
Lu Yiting said to Ye Yang very calmly: "Yang Yang, you see, the captain is really squatting out of the psychological shadow." ”
Ye Yang heard Lu Yiting's words and said to Xing Lan: "Captain, squatting in the toilet has no pressure on Lu Yiting at all. You should abstain from eating for him, it will be more destructive. ”
"If you don't give him food, he won't fight with all his might." Xing Lan said helplessly, "This kid's combat power is so strong, he can't be like this." ”
Lu Yiting pursed the corners of his mouth: "Captain, you are only three years older than me, don't call me by the word 'child'." ”
Ye Yang sighed: "Lu Yiting, you completely pinched the point of the captain. ”
While checking each other's watches and communicators, they don't forget to complain to each other, which is the characteristic of the Falcon Squad.
"Time is OK, communication is OK." Xing Lan said, "Do you remember your combat position?" ”
Seeing that Lu Yiting and Ye Yang both nodded, he continued: "You guys remember the location of the survivors. And Ah Bao, you are responsible for looking at the life detector, I remember Meng Tao said before that this life detector can be fine to the coordinate point. ”
Zhao Bao'er nodded: "OK, leave this to me." I'll study this detector thoroughly. ”
Xing Lan said to him trustingly: "Good job." ”
After explaining everything, Xing Lan, Lu Yiting and Ye Yang punched each other according to the old rules, and shouted their team's slogan encouragingly: "Perfect action, the falcon will win!" ”
Then Xing Lan patted Lu Yiting and Ye Yang's chests and said, "You two bastards have to come back alive for me." ”
Lu Yiting snorted disdainfully: "I haven't eaten all the world's delicacies yet, and I don't want to die for the time being." ”
Ye Yang grinned: "I haven't fallen in love and married a daughter-in-law yet, and I don't want to die." ”
Zhao Bao'er hid in the corner where the life detector was placed again, and complained in a low voice: "It's all strange ......"