Long Yixiao rode the bike a little slowly, and said, "You have a headache, and it's not you who are going to fight those bad guys." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiao Jingdou said, "Since Daddy is not sure, why should he be big?" ”

"I ......," Long smiled and said helplessly, "Am I not because of you?" I know you have a lot of ways to deal with the bad guys, right? You have to say another one this time. ”

Xiao Jingdou lowered his head, slowly shook it twice, and said, "I can't do anything about it." ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Alas! It's better to do this, you turn me into King Kong incorruptible again, and after I go in, I don't have to be afraid of the guns in the hands of those bad guys. ”

Xiao Jingdou said, "I can turn you into an incorruptible body of King Kong, but that kind of mana can only last for half an hour." In half an hour, if you can't subdue all the bad guys, you're in danger. ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "The immortal qi in my body can only control thirty people, what about those other people?" ”

"Cold salad! Daddy, I'm not omnipotent, and there are many things I can't do. Unless Daddy changes his mind now and doesn't go to the appointment, as long as you enter the lotus bath, the chances of getting out alive are very small. ”

Long Yixiao was really a little scared this time, and said, "The eldest husband has something to do and something not to do, even if he dies, tonight, I will go to the lotus bath." ”

Xiao Jingdou said, "With Daddy's current movements, he has actually crossed the degree of light, that is to say, Daddy's degree can be faster than bullets, as long as Daddy dodges in time, you are fully capable of avoiding those bullets." Also, if Daddy can kill tonight, then those gunmen can't do anything to Daddy at all. ”

Long smiled and hesitated, "No, killing people will cause me a lot of trouble, I don't want to kill people." ”

Xiao Jingdou said: "This is difficult. Daddy's style of play is completely for self-preservation, and in such a dangerous environment, it is really difficult to escape. ”

Long Yixiao's mobile phone rang, and he took it out and saw that it was a WeChat red envelope.

Got a red envelope? Long Yi smiled without thinking about it, and directly pointed the thumb of his right hand on the red envelope.

The red envelope opened, and instead of money, it was a very strange caterpillar-like thing.

It's still golden, and it looks very special.

Long Yi smiled and said, "What the hell is this?" ”

"Stick to your body! Whose? ”

Long Yi smiled and parked his bicycle on the side of the road and said, "What did you say?" Is this a fixing stick? What is it for? ”

"Daddy, let's see whose red envelope it is!"

Long Yi smiled and looked at it carefully, and said, "This red envelope is from the Heavenly Court chat group, and the person who gave the red envelope is Sun Wukong, there are five in total." ”

After reading this information, Long Yixiao said, "What the hell is the Heavenly Court chat group?" The people here are really boring, and they all use the names of the Heavenly Court people. The red envelopes are not money, it's too boring, who pulled me in, I'm going to quit. ”

Xiao Jingdou smiled and said, "Daddy is really a big fool, he wants to go out when he enters the Heavenly Court chat group, do you know that the people in this chat group are all heavenly immortals?" ”

Long smiled and said in surprise, "What did you say?" Is this the Heavenly Court chat group? In other words, the people in this group are all heavenly immortals? ”

"Of course, Daddy's mobile phone was taken off the immortal vine of Taishang Laojun, it can produce fairy spirit waves, and it can link the immortal mobile phone signal of the entire universe, what's so strange about you being able to enter the Heavenly Court chat group?"

Xiao Jingdou looked at the name on the chat group and said, "Ouch! Daddy, in this chat group, there are still many gods, and there are even Taishang Laojun, Queen Mother, Erlang God, and even Lord Yama and Lord Long. ”

Long smiled and said excitedly, "And what about your mother?" ”

Xiao Jingdou wanted to jump up happily and said, "Yes, I saw my mother's name." ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "You're excited! Your mother doesn't even know you exist. ”

Xiao Jingdou asked very sadly, "Why doesn't my mother know about my existence?" ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "At that time, I accidentally cut your mother's finger with the Ruyi Wind Chasing Sword, and then dripped your mother's blood into the jade pendant, and I dripped my own blood into the jade pendant, so there is you, you say, how could your mother know about your existence?" ”

Xiao Jingdou said very sadly, "Mother, I want mother!" ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Don't cry, without your mother, isn't there still your father and me?" Now you hurry up and tell me, what is the use of this immobilizer? ”

Xiao Jingdou looked at Long Yixiao's mobile phone and said, "I'm not in the mood to tell you this, I want to talk to my mother, video, I want her to know, and my existence." ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Alas! Don't scare your mother, okay? Your mother looks at it, her child is so young, and she is still in the jade pendant, then she doesn't treat you as a monster, that's a strange thing, so, you just stay in the jade pendant honestly, don't think about anything, if you really want to see your mother, you help me practice 9981 Tiangang immortal qi, when the time comes, it is not a problem for me to go to heaven and earth, are you still afraid that you will not see your mother? Also, my screen name in the Heavenly Court chat group is Xiang Tianxiao now, my identity is very special, once I let Tai Bai Xing know, I am only afraid that there will be trouble. ”

Xiao Jingdou looked at this chat group carefully, and said, "The owner of this chat group is Taishang Laojun, and all the mobile phones used by the immortals are taken off the immortal vines of Taishang Laojun, that is to say, only Taishang Laojun knows the true identity of everyone, if Taishang Laojun doesn't say it, no one knows who you are." ”

Long smiled and was relieved, and said, "That's good!" ”

But he suddenly became nervous again and said, "But, who can guarantee that Taishang Laojun will not reveal my identity?" ”

Xiao Jingdou sighed and said, "If Daddy is afraid, you can quit the Heavenly Court chat group now, but you can't grab the red envelopes of the immortals in the chat group." ”

Long Yi smiled and said, "Then I'd better stay inside!" The big deal is death, I've even been in the sky, and I'm still afraid of these? But to be honest, Taishang Laojun is kind enough, he shouldn't betray me. ”

Xiao Jingdou said, "Now, time is running out. Daddy hurriedly took the fixer out of the WeChat treasure box, looked at the instruction manual, and went to deal with those bad guys. ”

Long Yi smiled and clicked on the fixing stick, and a five-line character fixing stick appeared below the fixing stick, which was a caterpillar-like thing that Sun Wukong turned into with his monkey brain hair that could make people immobilize for half an hour.

How to use, recite the mantra silently before using it, and say "Ding" to the person or god you want to fix, and that person or god will be fixed like a stone.

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