Chapter 2: The Strange Shop
When he pushed open the door and stepped in with one foot, Zhou Zhou's whole person seemed to be blown by the wind. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It's not the kind of oncoming wind, and it's blowing from the bottom up, and this wind is close to the body, obviously there are pants and clothes but it doesn't block it at all, from the feet to the chest in the two arms and head, Zhou Zhou's two arms are naturally drooping, and he obviously feels that the wind is blowing down his arms from the shoulder. The wind blew and stopped.
At that time, Zhou Zhou's whole person stood still, all his hairs stood up, he didn't move or move, he raised his eyes and looked inside, the lights in the whole store were dim, and the corners of the walls were almost hidden in the shadows, only a row of lights in the middle, from the door to the innermost place like a service desk, there were lattice shops on the walls on both sides, there were lights on and those without lights, there was nothing to see in the dark grid, and the items contained in the lit ones were also very strange, and there were head decorations that looked like beasts with antlers, The red stone is the size of a football, the glass jar is soaked with liquid with strange bugs, and there is a big live rooster......
After looking around, Zhou Zhou took a deep breath and finally determined one thing, that is......
'This is definitely not a noodle shop'
"Could it be that I opened the door in the wrong way, should I withdraw quickly while the boss didn't find out?"
'Hahahaha, hey, boy at the door, come in and sit for a while, come here. ’
Just when Zhou Zhou was entangled in his heart, he suddenly heard a loud laughter, and the voice of a middle-aged man came, the strange thing is that Zhou Zhou was still uncomfortable just now, but when he heard this burst of high-pitched laughter, his body trembled, and his hands and feet recovered instantly, and there was no paralyzing tension just now.
Looking up, I saw a small table next to the service desk inside, and a faint figure was sitting there under the dim light, and the voice should be that he called Zhou Zhou over again.
Zhou Zhou walked over while looking at the room, the room was five meters wide and nearly twenty meters long, with a row of dazzling lights above his head, dim on both sides, not even a window, as if specially designed, if ordinary people go in from the door, they can only see a straight line illuminated by the ground, and people can not see what is behind the service desk on both sides and at the end of the road when they step on the light road, and if someone sits at the service desk, they can clearly see who is coming.
After getting closer, Zhou Zhou found that this person was very short, and his voice sounded like a forty-year-old man, but when he got closer, he found that he was only one meter six, a big discordant head, but his facial features were very ordinary, and it made people feel very strange at first glance, and he looked at it again...... Still weird.
'Yes... Are you the boss of this? I seem to have gone wrong, I'm going to a restaurant, I should be next to it......
'Hahahaha, this is what you're coming to. ’
It's okay for a strange man not to speak, Zhou Zhou felt his ears buzz when he opened his mouth, and when a man spoke, his mouth was extremely big, which would make people feel that having such a body and head was only strange and normal with such a big mouth, and when he didn't speak, his facial features were compared with his body, which was really abnormal.
"It's not a restaurant either, I'm going to eat, boss, you're not kidding, I don't even know what you're doing here." ’
'Haha, I'm not mistaken, this is what you're coming to, it's just that you haven't realized it yet, I have what you want and what you need. As soon as the boss man speaks, he will grin into a big smile and at the same time his eyes will squint, making it obvious that he is plotting against you.
But I just want to eat a bowl of noodles, and you don't have one. ’
"Ha, how could there be, my dignified shadow phantom shop, if someone else passed out and didn't even have a bowl of noodles, it would be a shame and a big loss." But, boy, are you sure you want a bowl of noodles? ’
'yes,' ’
'Ha, whatever noodles you want, I'll have them.' However, for what you get, you need to be rewarded accordingly, which is the so-called price. ’
Is it money? What are you doing here? At this time, Zhou Zhou had already marked the boss with a number in his heart that not only looked strange, but also had strange nerves.
'Money, too. Let's take a look at the menu. ’
The strange boss really took out a menu from behind, and God knows when this boss put it behind his back.
After picking it up, Zhou Zhou stretched out his head to look at it, and after a few glances, it was really amazing. Each page has a diagram with the name of the face in capital letters, and detailed ingredients underneath.
Dragon liver and phoenix pith hot noodle soup: It uses one of the lowest IQ in the West. It is the smallest and weakest of all dragons. Adult geosaurus can reach a body length of more than 50 meters. Most white dragons are just beast-like predators...... Phoenix pith: Purple cormorant, a bird with natural powers, and its feathers are as hard as iron......
Price: ¥100xxxxxxxxxxx
Beamon Heart Hot Dry Noodles: Authentic Beamon Monster Heart, at the summer solstice in April, Beamon's spiritual strength reaches the peak of the year. At that time, it will land on the ground on its hind feet, roaring and hissing, and the sound will shake the world, and 300 Spartan God of War warriors will be successfully killed, of which 1 will be seriously injured, 2 will be slightly injured, and 40 will break their feet when they run......
Price: ¥50xxxxxxxxxxx
Three-Headed Dog Meat Cold Noodles: The Three-Headed Dog of Hell has three dog heads, each of which has a bloody mouth full of fangs, in addition to looking fierce, it is also very powerful in essence, the three-headed dog and the Nordic demon wolf Fenrir last time had a duel through the referee of the Howling Dog, when you see this bowl of noodles, you know the result of the duel......
Price: ¥20xxxxxxxx
“…… Boss, your menu is really strange clams, even dog meat, aren't you afraid of being investigated' At this time, Zhou Zhou was already speechless, this boss was so crazy, he had been crazy with him for so long
'Ha, this is not dog meat, this is the three-headed dog meat of hell, it is much more difficult to get than dog meat, it was finally stolen from the cemetery, and even the captain invited celebrities. The strange man was in a hurry, stood up as high as he sat on a high chair, and desperately gestured that this was not an ordinary menu.
'That's... Even if it's true, I can't afford this price, so I'll go next door and have a look, goodbye. Zhou Zhou had already sat down in his heart, not ready to talk to this strange boss, and was ready to get up and leave.
"Don't, if you leave like this, what can I do, am I easy, I finally waited for you."
Seeing that Zhou Zhou was leaving, the strange boss quit and hugged Zhou Zhou's waist.
"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing, you have to rely on me, I can say it first, I have no money, no house, no car, and I look average, what do you like about me, you can pull any one of the people on the street is better than me." Seeing that the strange boss was sweating profusely and dragging himself, Zhou Zhou immediately opened his mouth to defend himself, if this is false, please change someone.
'Ha, the people who are still full of streets, in my eyes, the people on the streets are not as good as you kid, do you know how much effort I put in to wait for you? ’
So, you're waiting for me to come? No, you know I'm coming? ’
'Of course, don't believe you......
'What's my name?' ''Your name is Zhou Zhou. ’
'Who am I?' ’
"You are from F City, your mother's surname is Gao, your father's surname is not for me to say, you also have a younger brother who is in high school, but you are not good at studying, and you are the second-to-last in the exam this week." ’
Seeing that Zhou Zhou was not in a hurry to leave, the boss let go of his hand and talked leisurely, and Zhou Zhou was stunned when he heard it next to him.
"Big brother, you can investigate others so clearly these years, and say, you really are not engaged in pyramid schemes......
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