In an alley in the city that never sleeps, a little beggar in his teens is begging from house to house, maybe he is a regular visitor here, maybe the people here are bodhisattvas, and they are willing to give the little boy help, or food, or some broken silver. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The little beggar is also simple, and as long as he receives alms from others, he will kowtow to that family three times to express his gratitude.

All the way down, the little beggar's package was full, and there were some bruises on his head, but the little beggar didn't care at all, because, only in this way, he felt that what others gave him was what he deserved.

After the little beggar visited this alley, he visited another alley, and at the end of the day, it was quite rewarding.

"Hey! Boy, you come over to Uncle. ”

The little beggar had just come out of a family, and this time he begged for two steamed buns. At this time, he was happily enjoying his meal.

"His grandmother's! Xiao is called Huazi, Lao Tzu calls you, and you are still pretending to be stupid with Lao Tzu. ”

At first, the little beggar didn't care, he thought who would talk to him for no reason, but then the man called himself "Little Hanako", and he turned his head back to look.

At this moment the little beggar saw a sloppy man waving his hand at him.

This man was short in stature, with dark skin, and a strange smell of alcohol mixed with a strange body odor, which made people can't help but be disgusted.

Whoever sees this man for the first time will remember him, because there is a sarcoma the size of an egg on his forehead.

According to common sense, if a person grows such a big tumor, it will definitely affect his image.

But this tumor grows on this person, but it is not beautiful at all, and even makes people look a little festive, the tumor can grow into such a person, I am afraid that there is only this person in the world.

The little beggar turned his head and said, "Uncle! Are you calling me? ”

Although the little beggar is young, he is very shrewd in his heart, he talks about people when he sees people, and he talks nonsense when he sees ghosts, and the person in front of him is obviously not a good kind, at least he can't afford to provoke him, so the little beggar is also a little respectful when he speaks.

The man with the tumor on his forehead: "It's not called you, is there someone else here!" ”

As he spoke, he looked around.

The little beggar said dumbly: "This..."

"Don't, what this, what that, Lao Tzu looks at you like a poor and sour look, but your arms are bulging, you must have stolen someone else's things and hid them in your arms, say! Where did you steal it, get it out quickly. ”

As soon as the little beggar spoke, the man with sarcoma on his forehead said fiercely, and walked quickly to the little beggar, grabbed the little beggar by the neck with one hand, and grabbed the little beggar into his arms with the other.

Seeing that his day's harvest was about to be taken out by this man for no reason, the little beggar himself did not know where the courage came from, and cried out: "I didn't steal!" This is given to me by Aunt Wang, Uncle Li, Grandpa Song, and Grandma Zhang. ”

"You fucking fart, for you, how can there be such a good thing in the world, why no one gives it to me."

The man stuffed it into the arms of the little beggar, suddenly felt a heat in his hand, hurriedly let go, threw the things he took out on the ground, looked down, it turned out to be a hot white flour steamed bun, there were a few shining things on the white flour steamed bun, take a closer look, it was a few pieces of broken silver, the man picked up the steamed bun, took out the broken silver from the steamed bun, and then casually threw the hot white flour steamed bun on the ground.

"His grandmother's! And said that it was not stealing, but where did this money come from? Could it be that it was also given by your Aunt Wang, Uncle Li, Grandpa Song, and Grandma Zhang? Phew! ”

When the little beggar saw that the man had thrown the white-flour steamed bun on the ground, he hurriedly picked it up from the ground, wiped the soil on the steamed bun with his worn sleeve, and quickly put it in his arms.

"I didn't steal it, it was given to me by Sister Xiaohua. I've had three more kowtows for it. ”

The man glared at the little beggar, grabbed the little beggar's collar, "snapped" left, right, and left, and slapped the little beggar three times in succession.

"Fuck! Sister Xiaohua, I see that you not only steal money, but also steal people at a young age, ******, ******, Lao Tzu will teach you a lesson for your mother. ”

"Papapapa" three more mouths hit Xiaohaokako in the face.

"Poof" Hanako spit out a mouthful of blood, touched her hot face with her hand, and a trace of tears silently appeared in her eyes.

"I'm not a thief! I'm not a thief! Give me back the money, give it back to me, I kowtowed in exchange. ”

"Papapa" is another three slaps.

The man saw that although the little beggar was born poor and sour, he had a manly spirit in his bones.

So the start is also a little heavier.

A slap knocked the little beggar to the ground.

"******, it's really unlucky, don't get out of here!"

The little beggar fell to the ground and scrambled to his feet, and grabbed the man's arm.

"Give me back the money!"

When the little beggar saw that he couldn't snatch the man, he was in a hurry and bit down on the man's hand.

The man was in pain and scolded: "Give back your grandma!" ”

A hard punch hit the little beggar in the head.

The little beggar's body was already very weak, how could he withstand his fist, but he was knocked unconscious by a punch, but the bite of the man's mouth was stubborn.

In the end, it took a lot of effort for the man to break free.

"Phew!" A mouthful of spit was spit in the little beggar's face.

He fiddled with the silver in his hand up and down and scolded: "Lao Tzu sees that you are asking for food on this street every day, thinking that you can ask for a few dollars ******, ****** just these few people, not enough for a mouthful of wine, it's really unlucky!" ”

As he spoke, he kicked the little beggar twice.

This person's name is Wang Ergou, nicknamed Wang Ermaozi, who is idle all day long, does not learn and has no skills, eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, but knows everything, and likes to make friends with 296 goods, and is the leader of the ruffians and hooligans in this area.

This morning, Wang Ergou had a distant aunt who was coming, and it was said that she had brought her cousin over, and when Wang Ergou heard the news, he almost jumped into the sky excitedly.

Wang Ergou learned from his aunt that his cousin was only sixteen years old, and she was born Tingting Yuli, handsome, with white and tender skin, and she longed to pinch out the water.

What excites Wang Ergou the most is that it is said that the meaning of the aunt bringing his cousin is that he heard that he is good at mixing in the local area, and wants to match himself and his cousin, Wang Ergou is thirty or three years old this year, and he has never married a wife, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he has been a single since he was born.

This time, when he heard that his aunt was going to marry his daughter-in-law, he hurriedly summoned his younger brother to raise some money for him, and wanted to entertain his aunt and cousin well, first, to be a landlord, and second, to leave a good impression on others.

But he didn't expect that as soon as the silver arrived, he couldn't help the urge to gamble, and went to gamble a few handfuls, but after a morning, the silver was gone, not to mention, and he owed a lot of debts, and finally let people blow out.

On the way back, he took the sheep and stole two jugs of wine.

After two pots of wine, his consciousness was a little blurred, and when he walked to the alley, he happened to see Xiaohua giving the little beggar some loose silver.

Wang Ergou suddenly attracted the attention of the little beggar, so he kept following behind the little beggar, and waited until he reached a place where there were few people before attacking the little beggar.

Wang Ergou played with the silver in his hand and thought: "This ****** is only a few taels of silver, and it's not enough to even drink, so it's better to gamble again, maybe you can make all the losses in the morning, and then treat your cousin well, maybe this cousin will agree to me as soon as she is happy, isn't it happy!" ”

Thinking silently in his heart, he thought it was a good idea, and walked towards the casino.

When he came to an intersection, he saw a man coming in front of him.

"Good dogs don't get in the way! Quickly give the uncle a hand. ”

Wang Ergou was originally a ruffian hooligan here, and he was thinking about marrying a wife in his heart at this time, and he didn't care who was in front of him.

"Huh!"

The person in front of him has a light "huh" for a lifetime, and then Wang Ergou only feels that there is a flower in front of him, and there is one more person behind him.

"Are you talking about me?"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The man didn't wait for Wang Ergou to answer, left once, right time again, and left time again.

Three slaps were slapped in Wang Ergou's face, leaving fifteen finger prints directly on Wang Ergou's face.

"What the you're looking for..."

"Bang Bang!"

Three more slaps were slapped in the face, and this time Wang Ergou's two front teeth were directly pulled out.

Wang Ergou was directly dumbfounded at this time, thinking: "Damn, this retribution is coming too soon!" ”

"Are you talking about me?"

The man asked by pinching the sarcoma on Wang Ergou's forehead with his hand.

Wang Ergou said bitterly: "Hero, spare your life!" Heroes spare their lives! The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he collided with the hero, and please ask the hero to show mercy to your subordinates and spare the villain. ”

often floats in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be knifed. Being able to bend and stretch is a big husband, this is the truth that Wang Ergou has summed up for so many years.

If you can beat it, you will fight it to death, if you can't beat it, you will run, you will run desperately, if you can't run, you will beg for mercy, and you will be less stabbed after begging for mercy.

Relying on this sentence, Wang Ergou didn't know how many problems he had solved.

It's just that today he seems to have hit a thorn.

The man pinched Wang Ergou's sarcoma and twisted it twice.

"Are you talking about me?"

Hearing this sentence again, Wang Ergou almost collapsed, and said in his heart: "His grandmother's!" What the hell did I come across! That's all I can say. ”

"Are you talking about me?"

The man repeated it again.

Wang Ergou suddenly came to his senses and said, "No... No... No... Certainly not about you! ”

The man twisted the sarcoma again and said, "Huh! Since you're not talking about me, who are you talking about? ”

As he spoke, he looked around.

When Wang Ergou saw his virtue, he almost spurted blood.

The move he used to deal with the little beggar just now is now used on his head again.

It's just that Wang Ergou doesn't have the spirit of resistance of a little beggar.

Wang Ergou wiped the blood from his mouth and said, "I'm saying... I'm saying..."

He talked for a long time, but he couldn't think of how to answer, and finally had to say: "That's right! I'm talking about me, the villain means to say, I'm a good dog, don't stand in the way of the hero. Yes, yes, yes, that's what it means. ”

"Oh..... So that's the case, so didn't I misunderstand you? ”

The man said softly, but his tone was clearly not admitting his mistake.

Wang Ergou said repeatedly: "How dare you! How dare you! It's the villain who didn't make it clear in advance, so that you misunderstood, blame me! Blame me! ”

The man came to his senses and said, "Oh! So that's it,"

Then he said, "Lift up your head!" ”

Wang Ergou let out a "hmm" and looked up at the man, only to see that the man's hair was messy, a scar from his forehead to his mustache, and a black blindfold covering one eye.

Wang Ergou thought to himself: "It turned out to be a one-eyed dragon!" ”

The one-eyed dragon said, "What's your name?" ”

Wang Ergou said: "The villain's name is Wang Ergou, because he was born with a sarcoma on his forehead, so his friend gave him the nickname Wang Ergou!" ”

"Wang Er's tumor! Well! Not bad! It's really for you. ”

The one-eyed dragon nodded.

"The hero is right, the hero is right! It's really good for villains. ”

Wang Ergou hurriedly complied.

"What a hero! Do you look at Lao Tzu like this, what kind of bullshit hero is like that? ”

The one-eyed dragon suddenly said in a deep voice.

"It's... This..."

Wang Erbao was speechless.

He has met all kinds of people, but he has never met such a person, and the hero was originally a title of praise, but it is not as good as bullshit in this mouth.

"Tell you! Lao Tzu does not change his name, he does not change his surname, his name is Li Erlong, and he is the big boss of Xiangyun Village. ”

The one-eyed dragon snapped his nose and said.

When Wang Ergou heard this, he hurriedly lost his voice and said, "Oops! It turned out to be the owner of Li Dazhai in Xiangyun Village! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! "Where does Wang Ergou know what Xiangyun Village is, and he has never heard of the name Li Erlong, but his rich experience in the rivers and lakes tells him that even if he doesn't know it, he has to pretend to have heard it.

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence came out, it had some effect, and I saw Li Erlong say: "It turns out that you have heard of Lao Tzu's name, so it's better to do this, hurry up!" According to the rules, tell me everything. ”

When Wang Ergou heard this, he was dumbfounded, according to the rules, according to what rules, say it, say it?

Li Erlong saw that Wang Ergou was silent, and slapped Wang Ergou in the face again, and said, "Say it quickly!" ”

Wang Ergou touched his face shaped like a pig's head, his eyes rolled up with tears, and said, "Master Li Dazhai!" Although the little one has heard of your name, he doesn't know the rules of your village, so he doesn't know what to say. ”

As soon as Wang Ergou's words were finished, Li Erlong slapped him again and said, "His grandmother's!" You're kid pretending to be stupid, aren't you? ”

Wang Ergou cried and said with a sad face: "My grandfather! The little ones are bold and don't dare to lie to you, they really don't know. ”

"I really don't know?"

Li Erlong looked suspicious.

Wang Ergou nodded and said, "Really! ”

When Li Erlong heard this, he took out a steel knife from his waist and said, "His grandmother's!" Since you don't know, you can't let you live, and it will be a big deal for Lao Tzu. ”

Wang Ergou saw the shiny steel knife, almost fainted in fright, hurriedly knelt on the ground, knocked dozens of heads one after another, and said while kowtowing: "The owner of the village spares his life!" The owner of the village spares his life! As long as the owner of the village does not kill the villain, the villain is willing to be a cow and a horse for the owner of the village. ”

Li Erlong snorted and said: "His grandmother's, you still want to be a cow and a horse for me, hum!" You don't deserve it, take your life! ”

Saying that, Li Erlong raised the steel knife and made a slashing posture.

Wang Ergou hurriedly shouted, "Wait! I say, I say! ”

Li Erlong paused and said, "You say? Don't you know, then what can you say? ”

Wang Ergou gasped and said, "What are you asking?" I'll say anything, as long as you don't kill me, I'll say anything. ”

"Oh....."

Li Erlong said thoughtfully: "Then Lao Tzu asks you a question!" ”

"Please! Please! ”