Chapter 1: The Man Called the Sister God
Jian'an City, Shimen Garden Community, a family that looks very ordinary, is playing a scene that makes all cat slaves feel extremely angry at this time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Go, Snowball, it's time to eat." In the bedroom, Mecon whistled with a very malicious smile on her lips, and then loosened the red rope tied to the head of the bed, so that the little white she-cat who had been tied to the other end of the red rope for a full hour could go to the kitchen for lunch.
Hearing Mecon's order and his flirtatious whistle, the white cat turned its head to look at him with great resentment, and the complicated emotions in his eyes did not look like that of an ordinary cat. But because the constant smell of grilled saury from the kitchen kept seducing it, it didn't have time to worry about the guys behind it anymore, but rushed towards the kitchen at a very fast speed.
"One, two...... If you haven't bitten a saury yet, you can't blame me, because you can't catch a mouse at that speed. Looking at the stopwatch of the mobile phone, Mecon showed a devilish smile, even if the red rope of extremely considerable length was taken away by Miss White Cat for a long time, Mecon could still easily grasp the tail end of the red rope, and then pull it back little by little.
In the kitchen, our lovely Miss White Cat had just jumped on the table, opened its cute little mouth, and was about to bite the grilled saury, because of the sudden pull from the tail, it fell to the floor in great embarrassment, and then no matter how it screamed and waved its claws, it was to no avail, and was cruelly dragged to the ground and pulled back.
Miss White Cat, who knew that she really couldn't eat saury, finally turned her grief and anger into strength, and instead of being passively pulled back by Mecon, she jumped up screaming, rushed into the bedroom, and waved her sharp cat's claws, mercilessly slashing at Mecon's face.
"Damn, I'll fight with you." The sad and angry cat spoke, which was a very beautiful girlish voice.
It's a pity that although Mecon is 1.9 meters tall, he is not a stupid big man who moves slowly, I saw that he grabbed Miss White Cat's body very skillfully, and his hand speed was so fast that there was an afterimage, followed by a merciless kneading, which made the poor Miss White Cat keep screaming like a delicate girl being indecent, and finally turned into a soft ball.
In the process, Mecon was not scratched by the sharp cat's claws in the slightest, nor was he bitten by it.
Eventually, Mecon finished his lunch with the girlish cry of the white cat Snowball as the background music, leaving only a small saury tail for him.
"Snowball, I'm doing this for your own good." Someone with a full burp said unashamedly.
"You look at other pet owners, what do they say about pets as family and best friends, but to put it bluntly, they are not their pets, how do they know what their pets think, maybe it's just that they need the company of their pets. I see, maybe what those pets yearn for most is freedom. ”
"Your master and I, just like other masters, you master and I, not only saved you, but also didn't want to restrict your freedom, and even cultivated your ability to survive, to help you return to nature one day, I'm not selfish, I'm a master who only thinks about you, right, when you really cultivate strongly, remember to come back and repay me."
The tears have dried up in the snowball, and he has long been accustomed to the shamelessness and cheekiness of this guy in front of him, and he only thinks about how to repay (violent) answer (beat) him in the future.
Why is this happening? All this is completely different from what it once imagined?
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On a cold and rainy winter night, the poor white cat shivering in the middle of the road was about to be run over by a truck, and at that moment, the brave boy jumped up and hugged the white cat and rolled to the side of the road.
Although the roll made the boy dirty and wet, and his cheeks were rubbed out of blood from the hard concrete floor, he just looked at the cute white cat in his arms gently, caressed it and said, "It's okay, poor little one."
The cat looked at the embarrassed boy who was in a hurry to save him, and gently licked his wounds for him, and the bond between a man and a cat was established.
"Good boy, good boy, live with me in the future, okay?" The gentle boy hugged the well-behaved and cute cat tightly and brought it home.
Originally, this was the plot it imagined!
However, the reality is that this guy is outrageous, for a whole November, he did not leave home more than 100 meters, food, drink and daily necessities basically rely on takeout and express delivery, leaving home is basically downstairs to take out the garbage or take takeout and express delivery!
In December, when I finally caught him going to the supermarket near his home, passing by the side of the road, and having the opportunity to stage the script of "Hero Save Meow", but because this guy always looked down at his mobile phone, he didn't notice the poor little white cat in the middle of the road, and many opportunities were in vain.
Finally, on the last occasion when it was already discouraged and even about to abandon the mission, Mecon, whose phone happened to be out of battery, noticed the poor little white cat.
Thinking that it was finally here, it was finally here, and the girl's heart was pounding, and it was shouted like this: "You cat is dead." Mekong rushed over and kicked him away.
This kick also smashed Miss Cat's girl's heart.
"Hey, kitten, are you dead? This...... It seems to be dead, in fact, I also want to save you, my feet are a little heavier, I'm sorry, don't come to me if you die, in the end it's the trucker's fault, if you want to find him, okay, rest in peace. In a daze, it was buried alive by Mecon.
If it was just an ordinary cat, it wouldn't have died, and it wouldn't have been able to die anymore. Although it is not an ordinary cat so it survived, but because of Mei Kong's series of cheating actions, it was not originally a combat system, in order to heal the injury, a large amount of mana was consumed, plus a large amount of meaningless consumption in the previous waiting, it can be said that the mana is lost, and even the mana returned to the fairy world is gone, and the world, now there is no spiritual power in this era.
There is no way, it has already planned to give up the task, so it has to find Mecon again and continue the task, so that as the task progresses, Mecon can benefit from the reward at the same time, and can always recover mana.
As a result, it finally found Mecon to identify himself as a heavenly meow fairy, but it didn't put everything on the right track as it imagined. At first, he was surprised that he was not dead, and then he was ridiculed by Mecon, saying that he couldn't even beat ordinary wild cats, and that he was a meow fairy in the sky, which made Miss Cat tremble with anger.
Who let that when he found Mecon with the mentality of asking for guilt, it was being chased by a wild cat, and if it hadn't been for Mecon driving the wild cat away, it would have been bullied by ordinary wild cats.
Mecon expressed three main opinions about its arrival, after asking a series of strange questions.
One, I'm a dead house, whether you are a meow fairy meow demon, or a meow lady from another world, if you want to ask me to save the world, whether it is this world or another world, don't talk about it, the end of the world also has a tall top, and for me, I like the house text, the house eunuch, that is the end of the world.
Second, I've seen a lot of your routine of a young lady from heaven, but you are neither a young lady, nor can you become a young lady, a cat or something, I am not so serious, and you don't seem to want to help me open the Crystal Palace, to be honest, I really can't find a reason to help you.
Three, in my opinion, you are more like a little cat demon with the wrong talent or something, although you can speak human words, but other skills are not as good as ordinary cats, although I have saved you twice, but I don't ask for anything in return for the time being, I think you need a little survival skills, I can help you train, so that you have the basic self-protection ability and then return to nature to cultivate, if you have the opportunity to repay me again in the future.
Obviously he was almost killed by him, and he kept saying that he saved it, and even let it repay the favor later, which made Miss Cat so angry that she smoked. Now in the name of training its survival skills, all kinds of abuse are carried out on it, which makes Meow unbearable!
Revenge, I must take revenge!
At four o'clock in the morning, as a professional player, Mecon finally finished pushing the new version of the perverted boss of the online game "Legion World", and took the first kill of the server.
In the dark, the cat's eyes glow with a dazzling light.
Not only Mei Kong's game, but his QQ, Weibo, and various forum accounts have not been offline or withdrawn, and the nicknames of his accounts are all simple two words: Sister God.
Mecon, this is a man who is called the sister god.