Chapter Ninety-Four: Don't Use Real Guns to Aim and Scare People Casually!

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The more I think about it, the more I feel that it is wrong, according to the meaning of the mushroom monster, it should be that the bald head is in the village. In this case, it is to be deceived by the bears, this time not only is the mushroom estimated to be gone, but it is estimated that the small flower that stayed in the village to pick mushrooms is also in danger.

Everyone's faces were solemn, but Vice President Zhao walked behind with the murderous gauntlet shaking Lao Yan's head: "Dean, wake up!" Which soul is faint and caused your seven orifices to bleed! I'm going to beat him up! Look at this! Look at this! We're developed! ”

"Speaking of which, does that gauntlet have any effect, such a murderous name?"

Vice President Zhao held up the glittering gauntlet: "The whole local tyrant is made of gold, the glittering blind dog's eyes, after bringing it, all attributes will be reduced by ten, and the weight of this gauntlet is half a ton, which greatly slows down the body and movement speed." ”

"It's all negative attributes, who wants it!"

"The problem is that it's a local tycoon's money."

"Where is this gauntlet cruel!"

"Name, this gauntlet name is the most murderous place."

Yes... Huh? Everyone stopped, wasn't it a forest all the way when they came? What is it?

In front of him, there were tall earthen platforms! There is also a winding road in the middle of the earthen platform! There are all kinds of towers on top of the earthen platform! As several people stood in front of these earthen platforms, a few big words appeared on the screen - the first wave !!

"What's going on with me! It looks like the tower defense game is messed up with what's going on! ”

A window popped up! There's a little flower in the window! It was sturdy tied to a pillar with a bald head in front... Oh no bald strong! The bald man said: "How is it, Little Bear Bear, you must not have thought that I would have signed a contract with Bear Da Xiong Er a long time ago. Appointment! Hahahahaha! Then the pop-up window went down.

"Wow, sign. It's an appointment, it's amazing. Speaking of the hairy lines you signed in the end. About ah... ”

"Speaking of which, this plot is so simple, so small, is it really good? . . ."

"Why aren't the kids leaving?" Vice President Zhao bumped into Yogi Hei, who was there with a pestle, and asked in surprise.

"Vice-dean, look."

"Huh? That's not much. Vice President Zhao walked forward indifferently, and the nearest tower suddenly swung down with arrows!

Vice President Zhao is worthy of being a master! He spun the dean in his hand and waved it like a shield! That tower was shot for most of the day, and not a single arrow was touched by Vice President Zhao!

Vice President Zhao turned his head and flashed his big teeth: "Look at the children, there's nothing, come on." ”

The three people and one fish collectively supported their foreheads: "Dean。。。。。。 ”

Vice President Zhao waved the dean forward: "Children keep up!" ”

Already within range of the second tower! That's a turret! Adjusting the muzzle of the cannon at Vice President Zhao! A cannonball erupts!

A light flashed in Vice Dean Zhao's eyes, and the dean knocked the cannonball away! Then he ran around the field and raised his hand: "Home run!" ”

Three people and one fish collectively supported their foreheads: "This is invincible。。。。。。 ”

"Ahh Kiguro! My bat is out of durability! ”

The poor dean was crooked, and he couldn't get upright, and his body was densely packed with arrows...

The turret fired another shot at this time! I saw Vice President Zhao skillfully roll on the spot to dodge, and threw the Dean who was leaning in the middle towards the turret! I saw that the angle of the dean's tilt was very perfect, and it formed a disc in the air, and flew over, smashing the turret and flying back!

"Dean's Pullback Mark!!"

A window popped up again! It's bald: "I'll what bugs you're playing!" How can monsters attack towers in tower defense games! ”

"Who's going to play tower defense games with you! Who's a monster! We were just passing through! ”

"Only those monsters with no intelligence will obediently go only one way! Prove it to me! Try a detour! Don't you dare! You can't be due to program limitations, right? You monsters with no intelligence! ”

"Ahh

Then the three of them and one fish bypassed the entire tower defense game field and walked around the edge.

"I'm not scientific! In that case, I have no choice but to make a move! I saw the bald man put away the pop-up window, and projected a huge three-dimensional image over the entire map, he held the shotgun and pointed at the little flower tied to the pillar: "I sue you, if you dare to take a step forward towards the mushroom bear village, I will kill this bear, believe it or not, believe it or not, I tell you that I am bald and strong, but I am ruthless and do what I say, hey, you still go forward!" Still going on! You don't think I'm just scaring you or I'm a toy gun, I'm suing you, I'm a real guy, I'm just a real guy, I just need to open the insurance like this, hey, and then aim at a quasi, hey, you're still leaving, after aiming at a quasi, and then pull the trigger. Machine, hey... Then there was a loud bang of fire in the stereoscopic image, and blood splattered on the image...

The three of them looked up at the image, their expressions were demented, and their mouths were wide open.

"No, no, no, no! Hiccup? I went! In the video, there was a bald man who looked panicked: "I want to scare and scare you guys when I go!" I didn't even think about shooting! I didn't think the gun was so sensitive! I didn't think I'd die with such a single shot! I'm so sorry! ”

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Funny... ”

Across a high earthen platform! You can strongly feel the violent vibration of the soul power not far away! I saw that the sky was dark in the middle of the tower defense, and the wind and clouds suddenly changed! A bolt of lightning strikes the valley! The huge soul power was placed outside and all the defense towers were crushed in an instant! The sky shakes, the sand flies, and the rocks go!

A roar can be heard - "Bald! Head! Strong! You-!! ”

The bald man was completely panicked, and the image was a mess: "Oh, I'm wiping the stall!" Little Gigi! Little Gigi! I wasn't going to shoot! It's all an accident! It's all an accident! It's all! It's all beautiful! ”

Through the huge earthen platform, you can continue to hear Zhao Wuji's roar! Even the earth platform kept trembling!

"Oops!" Yogi Hei broke out in a cold sweat: "Everyone! Sit down on the floor! Immediately! Right away! ”

"Sit down ... Ground? ”

Yogi Black brutally pressed all the people to the ground: "No! You can't put your legs underneath! Don't squat! Ass to the ground! Gotta ass land! If you don't want to die, hurry up! ”

Although he felt that something was wrong, his expression was so serious and serious, that people couldn't help but listen to his words.

"This is Vice President Zhao's fourth soul technique, Gravity Chrysanthemum Squeeze! The chrysanthemums of all people within a radius of 300 meters will be subjected to gravity ten times the normal force! Other words! If you don't quickly put the chrysanthemum on the ground, it will come off in minutes. Anal death! ”

Listening to the roar on the other end, everyone gasped: "It's terrible... ”

There was a heavy, high-pitched footstep on the ground! It looks like something heavy is running away!

As the thing went away, you could clearly feel the weight on your body disappearing little by little. The discomfort of the ministry is also gone.

Yogiguro listened carefully: "Ran away, if you talk about it now, there will only be one destination, Mushroom Bear Village." ”

"Bald strong, he's done playing."

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