"Hmph, you kid actually said that the Guanyin fairy is your idol, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, don't look at how many catties and taels he has. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Besides, you worship the Guanyin Fairy, so dare to disobey her orders and abscond without permission, I really don't know what to say, stupid to the extreme, and I don't know how to find a good excuse. Long Ling said with a haughty expression, looking at Long Yunfeng's eyes full of disdain and disdain.

I didn't want to touch you, but I sent it to the door myself.

Long Yunfeng didn't want to cause trouble, but it didn't mean that he was afraid of trouble. While Long Yunfeng inherited the ancestral dragon's magical powers, he also inherited his arrogance and pride in despising heaven and earth. Looking at Long Ling's domineering appearance, Long Yunfeng wanted to beat him.

If you want to say that Long Yunfeng can't beat the people, there are not many, but if you want to say that he is afraid of people, I am sorry that there are really no people. It's a big deal, vulgar, people die and birds are in the sky. Nobody wants to die, but it's better to die than something.

looked at Long Ling with disdain and said, "Whose dog is not bolted properly and barking here?" Destroy the tranquility and harmony of the North Sea. ”

Hearing Long Yunfeng's words, Guanyin, who had always been indifferent, couldn't help but laugh. It's just that I soon found that there was something wrong with my smile, and I soon returned to normal, and after many years of cultivation, my face was not as red as an ordinary woman.

She also disliked Longling very much in her heart, only for the benefit of Buddhism, for the sake of Journey to the West, and even more for her own cultivation to bring him with her. Now when I hear Long Ling being scolded, I feel happy.

Guanyin didn't know that her smile made Long Yunfeng deeply depraved, it is undeniable that Guanyin is a beauty, or a beauty of the disaster level. And she has always been indifferent, she smiled slightly, like spring water thawing, the drop of dew under the sun after the rain made Long Yunfeng deeply immersed in it, unable to extricate himself.

"You...... Who are you scolding, you shit? Do you know who His Highness is? You're bold! Long Ling's face turned fiery red by the way, and he said angrily. Is this kid really alive? How dare you insult His Highness? Sin deserves death!

Long Yunfeng came back to his senses and secretly scolded himself for being so undetermined? No matter how beautiful Guanyin is, it's about your, people are the seventh-layer Bodhisattvas of Daluo, and the Buddhism is profound, abiding by the rules and precepts, and it is not their own dish at all, and they are addicted. No matter how good it looks, it won't be yours!

But it is the nature of the dragon, the ancestral dragon was known as a dragon that created the prosperity of the entire scale armor clan, and as his inheritor, Long Yunfeng's dragon nature was gradually awakened, but there was no one in the weak water at all, only the beautiful female corpse, Long Yunfeng was not the ** of the rape corpse, so he didn't react.

Otherwise, how could he be so undetermined, his grandmother worshiped Guanyin Bodhisattva at the beginning, how could he move his crooked brain to her head.

"Whoever cares and scolds whom! You are brain-dead, do you know that other people's Guanyin Master is a Buddhist Bodhisattva, you waste actually called her a fairy, you can't be stupid to the point of you, do you know? Fairy is the name of the people in the Daomen. Did you squeeze the door with your brain when you were a kid and kick it to a donkey later? Why is your brain so unenlightened? You low-IQ child! Just to say this to you, I don't know and think that you are my grandson? No, if Lao Tzu has a brainless grandson like you, Lao Tzu will directly strangle you to death, and it would be a shame to take you out! Long Yunfeng sneered at each other, and some scolded him to death, the Jade Emperor's son is amazing? Even the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, the young master, scolded him to death!

"You...... You ......" Long Ling, who had always lived in a honey pot, was stunned for a while by Long Yunfeng, and didn't know what to say.

"You...... You...... What are you? Lao Tzu worships Guanyin's eldest sister and cares about your hair. Lao Tzu escaped from the eagle and was worried, no, I am a strategic shift, let's go out to practice for better service to Sister Guanyin in the future, do you understand? Sister Guanyin is kind-hearted, considerate and generous, broad-minded, and doesn't care about such a trivial matter as Lao Tzu's escape from the eagle stream, I just believe her, so I dare to escape. As for those who want to eat swan meat, you will know which ** it is at a glance! Long Yunfeng was scolded, Long Yunfeng, who lives in the 21st century, although he has never scolded people on weekdays, but the bunch of novels he reads have a lot of words about scolding, and there is no shortage of quarrels and scolding videos on the Internet.

It's just that this kid is scolding and scolding, and he even scolds for pleasure. first claimed that Lao Tzu took advantage of Longling. After that, he said the words of "Sister Guanyin" directly.

The sentence "Sister Guanyin" made Guanyin cry and laugh a little, and looked at Long Yunfeng strangely several times.

"Bold! Do you know who my father is? Long Ling's face had turned purple, obviously he was about to go crazy with anger, and finally brought out his name as Lao Tzu. imagined that Long Yunfeng was frightened after hearing his father, and then wagged his tail like a dog and begged for his forgiveness, and then tortured him to death step by step.

It's just that fantasy is beautiful, reality is cruel.

"You brainless, open-mouthed father, don't you just endure it! Could it be that there are still two people in this Jade Emperor? It's not your fault that you're stupid, at most it's your parents who didn't give birth to you, but don't take stupidity as an advantage and show it off. Do you really think of your father's little Bairen as a character? Can't be so stupid? No, you're a human being, aren't you? ”

Long Ling was stunned, he never thought that it was useless for him to beat his father's life, and the little white face on the opposite side dared to insult himself, which was impossible in the past.

"What's up? Stunned? It's useless to stay still, Lao Tzu will continue to teach you how to be a man. Long Yunfeng has lived for so long and really hasn't scolded people so happily, even in the 21st century, he has never scolded people like this, at most he spit on the Internet. And now, he is scolding the son of the Jade Emperor, the prince of the heavenly court, maybe he will be the lord of the heavenly court in the future, this identity is not ordinary, and it is naturally cool to scold!

At the same time, I thought to myself that if your mother is the queen mother Yaoqiong, this young master really has a little scruples, after all, he can't afford to provoke it, and the third can't provoke Chang'e is so terrifying, not to mention that this second can't be provoked? But who called your mother is not the queen mother, and your father is the Jade Emperor!

"You say you're a little white face, with a pale face, and vain steps, and you look like you're overindulgent, didn't your dad teach you to be young and temperate? I think your father is sick now that he is young and intemperate, and his brother has not lifted it for n years, except for the beard, there is nothing to show that he is a man, and it is estimated that now for such a little happiness, he will be reduced to being a 'little suffer'. A brute like you, dad sells asshole, gives birth to a son without asshole, and has a rotten asshole himself! Even Tian shamelessly came out to mess around, are you ashamed? No, are you a dog or not? Long Yunfeng scolded happily and scolded him all the lines of Xing Ye in "Jiupin Sesame Official".

"Poof" Long Ling angrily spurted out a large mouthful of blood, and his eyes stared at Long Yunfeng fiercely. He didn't know anything about "Xiaoshou" and the like, he still understood the "selling asshole", "no asshole" and "rotten asshole" behind Long Yunfeng, looking at Long Yunfeng's eyes, he was eager to bite his flesh and bones.

Even Guanyin, who saw through the world and was not surprised, listened to Long Yunfeng's rough words, and his face was also blushing, and his beautiful eyes glared at Long Yunfeng fiercely.

The Long Yunfeng who watched it was called a grievance, what does it matter to me? This is played by Xing Ye, written by Wang Jing, said by Yuan Qiongdan, and approved by the TV station, and I didn't make it up!

Xing Ye's nonsensical movie is a banner that will never fall, is it good to ignore the joy of the post-90s? Ben Shao is very pure! O you ancients! Don't scold people in the future!

Only the obscene ** guy in Tianpeng was smiling and leaning back and forth, without any scruples, and secretly gave Long Yunfeng a thumbs up in his heart, cow, too good, worthy of being my brother! Domineering enough! I like it!

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