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Together, when we are old, we live in a warm hut, look out the window at the cold snowstorm, and hug each other tightly... Ah, this world, it is enough to have you ...

Then an upside-down donkey crashed into the wall and broke this sufficient.

The donkey crashed into the south wall and hit the north wall! A cold little north wind came in with the donkey! Two guys who were almost frozen came down to the fire and looked at the map!

In this case, what should the old husband and wife who are hugging each other do? . .

The guy who kicked down and rode the donkey looked at the old couple with burnt energy: "I'm sorry." ”

The old man and the old lady made the wisest choice at the same time!

At the same time, he slowly lay on the ground!

At the same time, they said in unison: "... Ouch! Man, you bumped into me! ”

Shao Moxiong pressed it in pain on his face.

Parisio and Tieling Heren stretched out their arms and pointed at Shao Moxiong and laughed: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”

Shao Moxiong showed his eyes from between his fingers: "You are also in the car, and you also have corresponding responsibilities." ”

"You're the mastermind, wow! Not to mention ... Parisio and Tieling and the people curled up in front of the fire with a body of ice: "The two of us are already frozen... ”

The old man and the old lady have already crawled on the ground and advanced to the feet of Shao Moxiong! One hugged him in one leg!

"Guy... Can you bear it ... I already had a herniated disc in my waist, and when I was hit by you like this, I had arteriosclerosis! ”

"Guy... WHAT IS YOUR CONSCIENCE ... I was originally suffering from tuberculosis, and when I was hit by you like this, I got out of my old cold legs! ”

"Uncle and aunt... Why don't you choose a reliable disease!! Shao Moxiong put down his hand and grabbed the handlebar: "Don't mess with you idiots!" I still have big goals for the Slime Cup! Then he tried to kick down the donkey, and then he found that his legs were hugged by the aunt and uncle, so he pressed his hand to his face again: "Aunt uncle, let go... I'm just a poor man who sells ice porridge... ”

"!" "!" Uncles and aunts said in unison: "It's so cold and it's still a snowstorm!" You say that you are selling pancakes and fruits, run this ice porridge that sells Nima! ”

Parisio and Tieling echoed the fire: "That's it! It's freezing on this day, you came here to sell woolen ice porridge! ”

Shao Moxiong's hand grabbed his face fiercely: "Oh, Fake, the sky has eyes, I am telling the truth... ”

"Young man, don't speak with a conscience!" The old lady stood up and pointed to his head: "It's freezing this day, you came here to sell ice porridge?" Tell nonsense with your eyes open! It's easy to mess with nonsense, and the thunder clicks and splits! ”

Parisio and Tieling and the people roasted the fire again and echoed: "That's it! We proved that he was a pancake seller! ”

"Look at whether you are slandering or not! You're all on your feet! ”

The old lady snapped and quickly fell down, and the old man stood up and waved at him: "Hallucinations, all hallucinations... ”

"Auntie, uncle, I'm just a poor seller of ice porridge... I was penniless by the chengguan... Why don't I make some ice porridge for you to eat to pay off your debts! "Shao Mo Xiong had an idea.

The old man and the old lady all stood up, and the tears came down with a brush: "Mother. We are all old, the house was knocked out by you, people were hit by you, and you got sick, and you have to feed us ice porridge to eat when it's freezing this day! Oh my God! What kind of heart do you have? ”

Parisio and Tieling and people snickered secretly, and then compared to the map, everything in the kingdom of so.ck was revealed little by little, saying that it was a kingdom, but in fact it was a small tunzi... Buttock. Eyes the size of ...

What kind of words do you use to be the author of the second Olympics!

They compared and contrasted little by little, and then they were horrified to find that the house they were in was marked with such a name: so.ck Kingdom Palace。。。。。。

"The Imperial Palace..." They chattered, looking around at the seventy or eighty square huts, at the bacon hanging on the walls, at the pickled cabbage in the water tank, and at the unpretentious interior decoration。。。。。。

"Wait a minute, auntie!" Parisio was bold: "Uncle and aunt! Is this the kingdom of so.ck? ”

"That's right, this is so.ck Village." The old man wiped his tears: "By the way, I am the village chief." ”

"The village... Aren't you a king!? ”

"The King of the Kingdom !???" Shao Mo Xiong was shocked, and he was actually slandered by the king?

"No, no, no, kid." The old lady interjected: "so.ck Kingdom doesn't exist at all, it's just a small village with such a name." ”

“。。。。。。”

"Auntie, what the hell is going on?" Tieling and the people were on crutches and came over to help them up.

"Ugh... The old man sighed: "As you can see, this is just a small village, a settlement of the people who love to tear the base... ”

"Love to tear the foundation and touch the nation! For Mao, even the name is so obscene. Trifling! ”

"I'm the village chief, I love to tear the base and touch the bird." The old man said.

"I'm the village chief's wife, and I'm the wife of the village chief. Excrement. The old lady said.

"That's why this village is also called Tobula. The village of. ”

"Birds don't pull. The village of!! This village is definitely the way it is now, absolutely because of the name of your parents!! ”

"Wait a minute, I think I'll see someone using pulling. to make a name。。。。。。 ”

"A long, long time ago, we loved to tear off the foundation and touch the happy life of the nation at the foot of this iceberg." "Until one day, the snow on the top of the iceberg due to the greenhouse effect melted, revealing the seeds of the fragrant snow lotus, which has divine powers, and launched a snowstorm every year for its own growth!" This village originally belonged to Bo. Since the Empire, the Fifth Rectal V, long before the sphincter IV, often gave me some disaster relief aid... Later, when Sphincter IV came to power, he simply abandoned the village to save money, and so.ck it was assigned to the Confederation... The former president of the Federation gave up the village after a few years of replenishment, but also found that it was not cost-effective... At this point, so.ck was established, and every year it was necessary to pay tribute to the snow lotus tea of the Three Kingdoms... ”

“。。。 What a sad story. ”

"This year has been even more bleak... Even the food was about to be eaten, and the seven strongest youths in the village were selected for the livelihood of the whole village... Go to the Empire in search of money and food ... As a result, there is no news now... ”

"Seven?" Shaomo Xiong held his chin: "It seems a little weird... What are they called? ”

"Love tear the base touch red, love tear the base touch orange, love tear the base touch yellow, love tear the base touch..."

"Wait, wait, wait! It turned out to be them! Shao Moxiong covered his face in pain: "Uncle and aunt, I'm really sorry for you!" ”

A little red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple in the Central Plains are still squatting in the prison of Feiyu City, happily scurrying, the limbs are weak, the eyes are cloudy, the chrysanthemums are sore, and the Central Plains is a little red and painfully holding the iron cable: "Sell. 。。。。。。 who sells ice porridge I. Say. You two. Big. Father!!! ”

"What to do... Uncle Bird Bu continued to say sadly: "Even the house has collapsed a wall... This year's snow lotus blooms again, but the seven of them haven't come back yet... Do you want us old men to go up the mountain to pick lotuses in the wind and snow? If the deadline is not handed over, the Confederation and the Duchy of the Eastern and Western Empires may have to cause trouble... Even the meager supplies they transport every year will no longer be 。。。。。。 Seven of them ... It can't be that the prosperity of the empire will not come back... ”

"No... I'm sorry... Definitely not! Shao Moxiong knelt down on one knee in front of them: "I'm really sorry for the uncle and aunt, I know them, they are definitely not greedy for the prosperity of the empire, but because their chrysanthemums really don't allow them to move a step, the root cause of this state of affairs is all because of me." ”

Uncle Bird continued to say sadly: "Don't talk about it, they don't have any money on them, who will buy your pancakes... ”

"No... Shao Moxiong said sadly, "It's because they don't have any money on them... He silently pulled out the sign from the upside-down donkey - Shao Mo Xiong Big Ice Porridge! All-you-can-eat for free, no money!

Uncle Bird was stunned.

"Believe me, they can't move now just because of their health ... They have not forsaken you! This year's snow lotus is blooming again... If there is no young man who is suitable to go up to the mountain to pick lotus... Shao Moxiong raised his head, and a warm sun seemed to appear behind him: "Aren't I just the right young man!" He pointed to Parisio and Tieling Kazuto: "The three of us! Isn't that the right young man! ”

He lowered his upper body and faced the bird not Uncle and La. Aunt said sincerely: "Please! They didn't come back because of me! Please leave the task of collecting snow lotus to us! ”

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