"Brother, if my sister and I fall into the water at the same time, which one will you save first?"

"Of course I saved you first. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" the boy replied without thinking.

"Great," the girl's face immediately flushed with happiness, but soon showed a suspicious look, "you must have said that in front of me, did you?" ”

"Do I need to lie, don't you even understand this, the rules about inheritance are the elders first." The boy replied innocently, "If it is you who drown, and my sister is the first heir, and I am the second heir, your temple of life will be taken by my sister; And if it is my sister who drowns, I am the first heir, and you are the second heir, and my sister's Buckingham Palace will fall into my hands. So if there is danger, of course it is to save you, which is beneficial to me. ”

"To put it this way, I have always been the second heir, so if you two fall into the water, my best option is not to save anyone, so that the Buckingham Palace and the University of the Dead will be mine?"

"Sister, you really have a wisdom root, and you realized it so quickly."

"Die, you cold-blooded animal who only has interests and no family affection in your eyes!"

After a loud bang, the blue-robed boy had a bitter face, rubbing the red envelope on his head, and instructed the person standing next to him, "Yiyi, the first product exhibition will start soon, you take my work to the front desk to register." ”

"Little Master, is your work an ordinary mirror?" The organizer grabbed his hand and looked over and over again, "Doesn't it seem like anything special?" ”

"With your sight and insight, of course you can't see its mystery," said the boy with great vigour, "and it's a magic mirror that can tell you the answer to whatever question you have." ”

"Really?" The girl hurried over, "Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the hostel?" ”

An ethereal, slightly hoarse voice immediately came from the mirror, "There is only Lori in the hostel, and there are no women, so there is no such thing as what you said." ”

"Ahh So who is the prettiest Lori in the hostel? ”

"The word beautiful is used to describe adult women, and Luo Li only has the cute difference of cuteness, not charming and glamorous, so there is no such thing as 'beautiful Luo Li'."

“…… Damn the mirror, it's as scoundrel and treacherous as its maker! ”

"Master Xiaoxing, what is your first work, do you need me to register together?" The agency man kindly asked.

"My work has already been registered," Xiaoxing poked his finger at its forehead, "it's you metal fool." ”

"It turns out that I am also one of the candidates!" The machine man suddenly became excited, "Master, if the first work wins, is there a bonus?" ”

"What are you asking for?"

"If I overwhelm the other works, will I be given half of the prize?" The machine man looked at her earnestly, "It's just the daily maintenance fee and the cost of engine oil." ”

“……”

"Everyone is actively handing in their works these days," the chief manager in fancy clothes flipped through the notepad of the past two days, and said happily, "Come on, our service hall can't be left behind, except for Fei'er is rushing to make the second lightsaber, do you have any other treasures?" ”

"I have a green arm," the red-haired waiter took off his right arm and held it high in his hand, "it's called 'Random String', which can be transformed into all kinds of cold weapons, especially large weapons such as spears and axes. ”

"Good fellows! Little Quinoa, do you want to grab the job of the first player in the Long Soldier Workshop? The purple-haired waiter asked in surprise.

"I look at this work, it seems to be a repetition of the creativity of Yiyi's Okin shapeshifter?" The blonde waiter asked.

"Aokin's hand is so big, bulky and conspicuous, the enemy has long been wary of it." The red-haired girl said disdainfully, "It's like my random strings, which can be turned into all kinds of jewelry in normal times, such as armbands, bracelets, ring rings, hairpins, and pendants...... Not only does it have the practical effect of dressing up, but it also makes the opponent more defenseless. ”

"That's a good thing!" The silver-haired girl encouraged on the side, "Little Quinoa, if you follow this line of thought, you may be able to turn into a combat machine man with a piece of jewelry in the future, and then you will be even more like." ”

"I'm just angry when I say this," the red-haired girl said angrily, "What kind of debut is a machine man?" That's fundamentally transformed from a living person, is the first person in the Divine Hall really embarrassed to think that she can create life? ”

"Speaking of which, you have wronged Xiaoxing," the manager glanced at the notepad, "The name of the product registered by Yiyi is not 'living organism', but 'organism with the appearance of organism'." ”

"Poor Yiyi, it still doesn't know it's a living person...... A living half-elf? ”

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On the empty and desolate flat ground, a skinny gray animal was running fast, and suddenly, as if it had hit a transparent wall, it bounced back high, and rolled on the ground several times in a row.

Shaking its body, the little animal got up again, and looked carefully ahead, but still didn't see anything. Just when it was full of doubt, it suddenly noticed that there were two long rut marks on the thin gray soil on the ground, and they were still extending.

"What kind of boring guy is going to use stealth to get on the road." The creature grumbled under its breath.

"It's such a nice place, it's gray everywhere, it's so good for my aesthetic." A joyful voice came through the air, "What else do I see?" A talking puppy! Oh my God, it's so cute, I've decided to take you as my pet. ”

"I'm not anyone's pet!" The little animal looked up with a stubborn expression.

"It's okay, I'm not anyone, I'm a delicate and slender elf," the voice suddenly became gentle, "We are close to nature by nature, so I will treat you kindly and raise you carefully, please think about it." ”

"No," the creature shook its head stubbornly, then turned around and ran.

But before it had taken a few steps, a metal ring suddenly flew in the air, wrapped around its body, and firmly clamped it, and then several thick chains flew out, and tied it densely and firmly.

"A fox with one skin, two eyes and four hooves." It was a low and triumphant voice, coming from a thick gray mist, "What elf who is close to nature, can't even tell the difference between a dog and a fox, and wants to have a pet?" ”

"You're a demon? Want to compete for my pre-ordered pet animals? ”

"I'm not interested in the role of a breeder, but I want to be a foodie." The gray mist slowly drifted forward, leaving two ruts in the places it passed, "What's more, it's much colder here than my hometown, and a fox fur jacket is very useful to me." ”

"Let the fox go!" Hundreds of translucent arrows suddenly appeared in the air, shooting like lightning towards the gray mist, but without any sound.

"This simple illusion arrow is trying to hurt me? You underestimate the spiritual power of the demons too much. The voice in the gray mist was indifferent, and then a series of fireballs shot at the location where the illusion arrows flew, and exploded one by one, with an earth-shattering sound.

The afterburners dissipated, nothing appeared in the air, and the two ruts on the ground kept advancing.

"You started suddenly, not your ability. If the fox is with me, you can't take it away. ”

"Well, don't use this low-level agitation method, I just want to eat fox meat, and I'm not interested in competing with you."

"Don't you think it's a waste to eat a talking fox? Make an offer, and I'll buy it from you. ”

"The smarter and smarter things are, the better they taste, and besides, I haven't eaten raw food in a long time...... Hey, why did it suddenly get colder? ”

Dots of white flash appeared above the gray mist, and then an extremely cold wind blew down, which seemed to suddenly freeze the mist into solid pieces.

"Bang"! The surface of the frozen mist shattered again, and the color had changed from dark gray to pitch black, "Where is that fox?" ”

"Obviously, this fox is a cold creature and is immune to freezing air." Laughter came from the air on the other side, "The moment you froze, it was already running to my car." ”

"Who was against me just now, report your name!"

"Can't you even see the Ice Dragon's Breath, it's really shallow."

"Nonsense, how could it be dragon breath, the white dragon clan, it was extinct as early as fifty years ago!"

"So you hellish creatures only know about the stupid and timid white dragon? There is also a solemn and elegant silver dragon that can emit a cold breath. ”

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