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As Zhang Wenliang starred in the bad guy group, the atmosphere in the tavern became more and more high, and the 'heroes' really showed a murderous look.

And Lu Xiaobu is constantly reversing the script on the side.

Script 1: The flower thief robbed the people's daughter, and the people's daughter was pitiful.

Lv Xiaobu: "Reverse, women are flower thieves, bad guys are picked flowers, wow Ka Ka!"

The woman suddenly laughed: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that there would be a handsome little guy who took the initiative to send it to the door, come, let's go and learn!"

The flower thief collapsed: "Ah?!Help!"

......

Scenario 2: The head catcher and the Jiang Yang thief confront each other, and the Jiang Yang thief is about to be arrested.

Lu Xiaobu: "Reverse, the Jiangyang thief is the emperor." ”

The head catcher was speechless: "Poof, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Jiang Yang thief laughed: "Aiqing is flat." ”

Lu Xiaobu: "Reverse again, catch the head and usurp the throne." ”

The head catcher laughed: "Dog Emperor, suffer death." ”

Jiangyang Thief Emperor: "Mom sells batches!"

......

Liang Lan and the others were all laughing like crazy on the side.

"Young Master, what do you think?"

Liang Lan covered her stomach, and her stomach hurt from laughing.

"It was so much fun, especially the flower thief, I laughed and cried. Wu Qianmin also covered her stomach, and laughed with tears in her eyes: "The folk girl is a flower thief, and it is rude to the flower thief, hehe!"

The guests were also laughing heartily.

"No, no, Young Master Xiaobu is too awesome. ”

"Young Master Bu, will it be my turn next? I've been waiting for a long time, and I accept any reversal. You said that I am the father-in-law of Dongchang, I admit it!"

"Brother Meng, I'm out of wine, bring me two more jars, it's so interesting. ”

“......”

......

Inside the bar there was laughter and drinking, but outside the bar there was a crowd of uninvited guests.

A group of thugs with open arms, big gold chains around their necks, and 'I'm a bad guy' written on their faces came to the door of the drunken night.

The people around them dodged so as not to provoke the bastards.

"Damn, this author is a special eunuch, don't let me know your address, or Lao Tzu will abolish you. ”

The turkey with a red mohican hairstyle said angrily with his mobile phone.

His biggest hobby is to read time-traveling novels, and he has been looking forward to the day when he can travel all at once.

"Brother Ji, that's it, this bar is newly opened and doesn't worship the mountain, Fu Shao asked us to take care of it. A younger brother pointed to the night drunkenness and said.

"Okay, him, tell him who has the final say on this street, and he should vent his anger to Lao Tzu. ”

When the turkey heard this, his eyes narrowed, and he gave the order arrogantly.

Under the turkey belt, a group of people carried sticks in their hands and walked inside.

"A few guests ......"

The waiter at the door was about to speak.

"Get out of the way!"

The turkey slapped the waiter against the wall.

Immediately, a little brother next to him held a stick on the waiter's neck: "Don't bb, or you will be abolished." ”

In this way, a group of thugs arrogantly followed the passage all the way to the curtain at the door of the bar.

"That's it, it's really enough. The turkey scolded and walked in with a stick in his hand with a curtain: "Who is it, why are you so arrogant, I don't know whose territory this is... Tray... Tray... disk..."

He couldn't say it anymore.

Because the drinkers, who were already extremely excited, had been staring at various places for a long time, waiting for the next performance to begin.

They found a rule, that is, the more active you are, the more opportunities you have to perform, just like the fat man named Lu Hao next to him, he has performed three times, and even once he played with a beautiful woman!

So......

At the moment when the turkey came out and opened the curtain.

Hmmm-

The eyes of all the people in the bar instantly converged, and some even pulled out the imitation toy sword in their hands!

That scene......

It's really murderous!

Turkey looked at the murderous scene of people wearing ancient costumes and holding swords.

He just don't be frightened, the scene of the time-traveling novel in his mind just now immediately came to mind -, I crossed over?!

So he knelt down directly, raised his hands high, and said incoherently:

"Heroes, I didn't mean to offend you! I just picked a curtain, and I don't know where to cross! By the way, you may not know what it means to cross, in short, I am actually a person from the future, do you know the future? Forget it, that ...... Everybody...... Spare your life!"

And the little brothers behind the turkey came in and saw this scene......

People were holding swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and the boss knelt on the side......

Don't say anything, kneel!

Thereupon......

'Plop, plop. ”

"Spare your life!"

A group of thugs fell to their knees and cried for mercy.

"Uh...... "The 'heroes' glanced at each other, and they also looked confused, staying where they were - what's going on?"

"Uncle Shi, this is a gangster on this street, I know him, I'll deal with it. ”

Zhang Wenliang immediately offered his courtesy, as long as he performed one more time, he didn't have to be a bad guy, he was looking forward to it.

"Oh? A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Lu Xiaobu's mouth: "No need, Zhang Meng, go and inform everyone, this performance is a time-traveling drama, and the other party is a group of gangsters." However, you have to keep an eye on it and don't let everyone get hurt. ”

"Okay. Zhang Meng nodded immediately.

After the news passed down quietly, everyone immediately nodded and glanced at each other - it turned out to be a time-traveling drama, if it weren't for the talent of Young Master Xiaobu, this would have been thought of.

Suddenly, a group of people laughed evilly—it seemed to be fun.

"Hey, boy, come here. ”

The fat man named Lu Hao made a straight face, slapped the table, and was the first to speak.

The people around rolled their eyes, it was him again.

But they also know the rules, and when people speak, they just look carefully.

"Hero, what do you command?"

The turkey hurriedly got up from the ground and walked over with a low brow.

According to the experience of the novel, generally people who encounter another world for the first time will not be in danger, and there will even be benefits.

"Well, I see that your bones are amazing, and I don't have a long life, I want you to inherit my mantle, I don't know if you want to?"

Lu Hao held up his big belly and did enough to be the fan of his predecessors.

"Willing, willing, willing......"

The turkey and the chick were like rice, and they nodded excitedly - the golden finger is coming.

"Well, okay, you want me to see your talent in detail. Lu Hao nodded slowly: "First put your hands in the fart." ”

"Huh?" the turkey looked confused, what the hell is this?

"Why? Don't believe me?"

The fat man snorted coldly, and waved his palm violently in the air at a drinker at the table next to him.

That drinker had also played with the fat man just now, and now he is naturally trying his best to cooperate.

"Ahh......h Ahh

The drinker's face contorted, and he slowly slipped off his chair, and even twitched twice on the floor.

The turkey is crazy.

Damn, what's going on?

Why am I not feeling anything?

Could this be the legendary Bone Palm?

"Drag it away. ”

Lu Hao waved his hand, and someone immediately dragged the drinker away.

"Do you see it now? If you don't do it, you'll die!"

Lu Hao stared at the turkey and said coldly.

"Do it, do it!"

The turkey nodded hurriedly - he met the great god, and when he learned kung fu, he would not walk sideways in this world?

So in full view of everyone, the turkey put his hands in the fart, this embarrassing action, was executed to the extreme!

The whole tavern burst into laughter!

No, they just can't help it!