Chapter 1234 - No Leakage Care
Chapter 1234 No Leakage Care
"Ouch, ouch, ouch." After loading the landlord and uncle, the Taoist priest also hurriedly got into the car, because he needed to rest too much now.
But it didn't matter if he sat down, his ass was like sitting on the stove, and a sharp pain suddenly came, making him straighten up instantly.
"Master, you, what's wrong with you?" When the driver saw the Taoist priest's appearance like sitting on pins and needles, he must not dare to drive, so he hurriedly asked.
The three cultivators in the back were also silent, they were not fools, they had already guessed what the Taoist priest had been devastated just now.
"Don't ask, find a way to settle me, I can't sit down, my stomach hurts!" The Taoist priest had a sad look on his face, he also knew at the moment, what happiness was in front of him, but he couldn't touch it.
When the driver heard this, he was also entangled, this sedan is not an RV, and he can't lie on his stomach, it's okay to sit in the back, but the back is already full of people, obviously it is impossible to let the Taoist priest lie on it, otherwise others will have no place to go, secondly, the trunk is stuffed with people, especially the landlord's aunt is called a fat one, and it is impossible to stuff other people in, so at this moment, how to settle the Taoist priest has become a problem.
"Hurry up and figure it out, I'm so sick!" The Taoist priest just pouted his ass and sat half-sitting, and when he touched it slightly, he would grin his teeth.
After thinking about it, he was also sweating profusely, and finally, he thought of a solution: "Master, you see that if you don't do this, you kneel in your seat, so that your butt won't hurt, if you don't believe it, try it, I'll drive slowly, it'll be fine." ”
As soon as the Taoist priest heard this, it made more sense, so he hurriedly tried it, he turned around cautiously, and then knelt lightly on the seat, and his two hands also pulled the backrest to prevent slipping.
Not to mention, this move really solved the problem of the Taoist priest's ass, and just as the Taoist priest was about to give the order to drive, he suddenly saw the three cultivators sitting in the back seat looking at him with smiles on their faces.
Originally, the Taoist priest thought that the other party was laughing at his current situation, but then he suddenly realized that it was definitely not so simple, because now he was equivalent to kneeling in front of three people, which was simply an insult to his noble status.
Although the Taoist priest is a guy who cheats on eating and drinking, he also knows that there is gold under the man's knees, and since ancient times, he can only kneel to the sky and kneel to his parents, isn't it equivalent to kneeling to these three beasts at this moment, no wonder they smiled so brightly, it turned out to be a big bargain.
"You three get out of the car, I'll get to the back!" Seeing that the driver was about to set off with a fire, the Taoist priest suddenly stood up, pushed the door and struggled to get out of the car.
"This, master, we got out of the car, how can we go back." The three cultivators also pretended to be innocent, they knew that this place was very far away from the Liehu Gate, although they could also go back by themselves, but how could they be comfortable in the car, so when they heard the Taoist priest torturing themselves like this, the three of them didn't even move their buttocks, and it seemed that they couldn't get out of the car.
"You can't get down! Whew, it hurts! The Taoist priest was excited, opened the back door, and wanted to drag them out of the car, but in this way, the amount of activity was a little larger, and his ass was a little unwelcome, so he protested.
The three cultivators, you look at me, I look at you, they are a little overwhelmed, but they also understand that if the Taoist priest really makes up his mind to let them get out, they will definitely have to get out of here, after all, Lei Tianba had already instructed them when they came, and they had to obey the Taoist priest's command in everything, so this was an order, and they didn't disobey it.
At this critical moment, the driver who was sitting in the cab and was anxious to get on fire suddenly spoke, because he didn't want to delay the time on this, after all, he was also the escort of this mission, and he also had responsibilities, so he hurriedly said: "Master, master, I thought of a good way again." ”
As soon as everyone saw the driver speak, they instantly focused their eyes on him, and the Taoist priest was no exception, but his eyes were full of hostility and hatred, as if he could explode at any time.
The driver cautiously looked at the Taoist priest's face, and after making sure that he would not get angry, he said cautiously: "Master, the space in the back seat of the car is relatively large, you can indeed be inside." ”
As soon as they finished saying this, the three cultivators immediately glared at the driver angrily, and they had the urge to kill him, they didn't expect that this unsightly driver would actually fall into the well, it was really a hot and cold world!
The expression on the Taoist priest's face was also a little relaxed in an instant, it seemed that he also agreed with this plan very much, and at this time, the driver added: "But not to let the three big brothers get out of the car, but to let the three big brothers hold the master, or the master lie down on their laps, with their protection, it will definitely ensure that the master is stable and comfortable along the way, and will never let the affected area ache!" ”
It turned out that the driver felt that his plan was the best of both worlds, which could not only ensure that the three cultivators did not have to get out of the car, but also allow the Taoist priest to settle comfortably in the car, but when he said this, he found that the eyes of the three cultivators seemed to be full of the three words grass mud horse in unison.
"You three, stretch your knees forward for me, I'll try to feel comfortable first!" Although the Taoist priest wanted to knock these three cultivators down, he also knew that although he was awesome now, after the matter was done, he might not be bullshit, so he couldn't afford to offend these three cultivators, and he still decided to compromise as much as possible if he could compromise.
As soon as the three cultivators heard this, it was called a tangled and crazy, and the three of them were like ants on a hot pot, constantly moving their buttocks, and it seemed that none of them wanted to do this.
However, the driver kept giving them a look, signaling them to agree quickly, otherwise no one would be able to leave, and they were forced to helpless, so the three cultivators had no choice but to move their buttocks forward, only sitting in the first third of the seat, and then leaned back, showing their thighs one after another.
As soon as the Taoist priest saw the human body bed composed of six thighs of the three people, he immediately felt very enjoyable, he had never enjoyed this kind of treatment when he was so big, this feeling of lying on human flesh was definitely more comfortable than any leather sofa!
So, the Taoist priest got into it regardless of 3721, fortunately the space in the car was large, otherwise the Taoist priest would have been quite painful to do this.
"Hold me up, don't act like you're fine!" When the Taoist priest saw that the cultivator on the edge was actually indifferent, he also reprimanded him fiercely.
Cultivator Bing frowned, and he also reluctantly supported the waist of the Taoist priest, and then let him lie on the lap of the three of them completely, and as soon as the Taoist priest climbed up, he let out a comfortable moan: "Oh, comfortable." ”
The three of them almost went crazy, this was simply torturing their body and mind, but in order to prevent the Taoist priest from slipping off their thighs, they were forced to helplessly wrap their arms around the Taoist priest's body, forming a 360-degree non-leakage care.