In the face of Brother Erdan, Weiwei likes to wear seductive clothes the most, and it is best to tempt Brother Erdan's nosebleed.

"Before putting on the maid costume, you have to take off the little shorts and vest first!" The second egg should be multi-colored and multi-colored.

Li Erdan himself has no transvestite, but he likes to see beautiful women wearing cross-dresses, and the maid pretending to be something, isn't it a kind of cross-dressing.

"Brother Erdan, you are so shameless, I just put this god's torn clothes on my body, so that I don't take off my shorts and vest." slightly, he refused very thoroughly, it's not that he couldn't let go, Erdan really didn't want to see Erdan's nosebleed. Now it's at sea, if you bleed too much, where can you go for a blood transfusion, you can't hang seawater and salt water, right? So it's not unreasonable to be slightly worried.

If you don't take it off, you won't take it off, and you can't take it off forcibly, it's too animalistic.

When the apron, a maid outfit on the body, soared to a new level. Erdan didn't have a nosebleed, but he stayed in the kitchen and didn't want to leave, so he was called a helper for Weiwei.

At this moment, Li Erdan is helping Weiwei, Weiwei and noodles, and he chops meat filling. A man and a woman are very serious, and the cold kitchen has a little more warmth, a little home.

Erdan was too in a state, and couldn't help humming a little song, Huangmei Opera, "Husband and Wife Return Home".

The birds in the trees are smiling in pairs of green waters and green mountains......

You plough the field, I weave cloth, you carry water, I water the garden, I slightly endured the urge to vomit, listened to Brother Erdan, sang a classic Huangmei opera with a donkey's howling voice, and quickly stopped him, and said coquettishly: "Brother Erdan, you sing badly, I endured it, but why did you sing the words backwards?" ”

The second egg was stunned, why did he sing again? I obviously don't have all five tones! Mom, it's a shame. But embarrassed in front of Weiwei, the second egg can pull down this face.

"Well, is there a rebellion? Which sentence? I'll do it all over again. "Two eggs.

"Why do I plough the land and you weave? Is ploughing the land a woman's job? Can you weave cloth as a big man? Also, why should I carry water for you to water your garden? I don't want to carry water, I don't have much strength, I can't pick it, I want to water the garden. ”

"Uh, hehe, that's really the opposite. Why don't I do it again? Give me one more chance. "Erdan, I'm interested for a while.

As long as you can let go, as long as you are thick-skinned, study and practice hard, and don't sing bad songs, because there are no people born with incomplete tones.

"Forget it, forget it, if you sing it again, I won't be able to eat dumplings later." Slightly.

Erdan felt a little hurt in his heart, thinking that the reason why I Li Erdan can't sing is by no means innate, but when I was a child, I was not influenced by orthodox music, and I didn't even have a decent music teacher in the broken school, and the musical instrument seemed to be only a broken piano that even a master Lang Lang pianist couldn't control from the scrap yard, and there was no radio or tape recorder at home, no MP3, MP4, and what I heard every day was the dog barking and the donkey roaring and the insects chirping. The reason why your little Nizi has a sweet high pitch and a deep bass is definitely not born, but you learned it the day after tomorrow, the school has teachers to teach, there are vocal cram classes after school, and you can still hear the concerts of stars every three or five times.

"Then you sing." Two eggs.

"I don't sing, I can't sing Huangmei Opera." Slightly, he began to make peace again.

"Okay, if you don't sing, you won't sing, and then you will let Xiaoxiao sing, and Xiaoxiao will definitely sing Huangmei Opera." Erdan, I don't know what he has in mind, his motives should not be very pure.

"You dare!" slightly, his brows were furrowed, and his sharp eyes made Erdan's heart hairy.

Erdan had a black line, holding a sharp stainless steel kitchen knife, and chopped it up again on the cutting board, and there was a life-threatening noise in his mouth, "I plough the field and come to you to weave cloth, and I carry water to you to water the garden,......"

The second egg is also a horizontal heart, mother, I don't believe in learning and can't sing. It seems that there is a KTV in the yacht, and when you are full, you will go to the KTV to roar, and a song can be sung by people once, and my brother will sing it a hundred times, a thousand times.

As long as the effort is deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle. I believe that in the near future, Li Erdan will become a generation of singers, and there is no problem in holding concerts.

Holding back a smile slightly, but when she couldn't hold it back, she burst out laughing, and the intoxicating laughter echoed in the kitchen for a long time, and Li Erdan sang more happily.

Xiaoxiao was shooting the scenery on the deck alone, and after shooting for more than half an hour, his neck was twisted, and the scenery was almost photographed, the sun, the sun, the sea, the sea, the tired of shooting.

The photos are beautiful and professional, but they are monotonous and there is no one in them. If there is a beautiful woman in the photo, it would be great, and I would be very good!

Xiaoxiao suddenly put a high-end camera and didn't use it, and took pictures of herself with her mobile phone, selfies, very stinky and beautiful to pose a lot, scissor hands, cat's claw pose, chin support, pout,......

The usual photo poses of these little girls were all photographed. Xiaoxiao took ten photos in a row, and then squatted on the deck to enjoy them.

Soon I flipped through the ten photos, smiled and pouted, shook my head, and said to myself: "People are very good-looking, but the results are not good." As she spoke, she looked at the high-end "cannon" on the tripod and said, "If only someone could take a picture of me with this." ”

There are three people on the yacht plus Xiaoxiao, if you look for someone to take pictures, it is either a cousin or half a brother-in-law, Li Erdan.

In the kitchen, it doesn't take long for the second egg to chop a piece of pork belly to pieces, the so-called meat puree. And Weiwei is still alive on her face, the two slender jade hands are clenched into fists from time to time to hammer on the face, and from time to time they are flattened and pressed on the face, the action is very violent, and at a glance, you know that you have never lived the face, and now you just draw a scoop according to the gourd.

Although Erdan has never cooked, he learned a little bit when he was a child when he helped his grandmother cook, but you see how professional the knife technique when people chop meat, how professional it is, the old wet of New Oriental Cooking School can't compare.

Erdan's knife skills, I don't have to say, it's a pity not to be a chef.

"OK, alright." Erdan said, saying very chic, he threw the kitchen knife at the wooden cutting board with a skillful force, and with a bang, the tip of the kitchen knife was embedded in the cutting board, at a forty-five degree angle.

"Yo, that's a good cut! have caught up with Wang Ma's knife skills. He stopped the noodle movement slightly, and gave Erdan a thumbs up, "Brother Erdan, I remember that you don't know how to cook?" ”

Erdan hummed and laughed with a good feeling, with a nasal voice, he looked at the slightly harmonious face, and almost didn't laugh, where is this living surface, it is clearly living mud, and thin mud. There is too much water in the basin, and it is difficult to think that the noodles are not thin, and if you want to make dough, you need to add a little more noodles. Weiwei also has noodles, but I don't know a degree, she adds water when there is more noodles, and she adds noodles when there is more water, so a vicious circle is formed, and the initial amount of noodles for three people is now increased by her to the weight of six people.