Chapter 1571: Growing Again
Chapter 1571 has grown again
Chapter 1571
Seeing the two old guys being tricked, Yan Chi and the others gloated, really, they hadn't been so happy for a long time!
However, when the enemy of Hades opened the exquisite packaging box of the Apple mobile phone with joy, he almost didn't have his nose crooked, only to see that there was an apple that had been bitten and an old-fashioned paint knockoff mobile phone, which turned out to be the so-called Apple mobile phone.
Hatred welled up in his heart, and the king of Hades blew his beard angrily and glared at him, "Wow, I'm angry with Lao Tzu, little rabbit cub, wait for you to come down, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up." ”
"Haha, this Apple phone is really awesome, and it makes people take a bite." The Thousand Hands Immortal pointed at the second senior brother with a smile.
Hades said angrily: "Laugh at the fart, I have apples to eat, and I will kill you." He grabbed the apple and took a big bite, swallowed it without chewing much, and suddenly felt that the taste was a little strange, and then his stomach gurgled, making him feel unbearable abdominal pain, and then he suddenly woke up, Nima, the apple was injected with a special laxative, and he was beaten again.
A series of loud farts were released, and the half-pulled apple was thrown on the ground, and the enemy of Hades ran to the hut with his stomach in his hands......
Qianjuxian also grabbed a boxed lighter, with the experience of the previous car, he did not report much hope to open it, but was pleased to find that it was really a high-end lighter, exquisite workmanship, golden light, so that he was excited, and quickly took out his cigarette pocket and rolled a cigarette roll. is worthy of being a world-famous thief, this guy rolls cigarettes so fast, between the twist of his fingers, the cigarette paper is spread out and some tobacco is poured, and in an instant a cigarette roll has been formed and held on his mouth, and then pressed the lighter.
"Whew!" A stream of flames burst out, and it was more than a foot long, which caught the thousand-handed fairy off guard, and burned the beard on his chin, so frightened that he screamed and hurriedly threw away the lighter that caused the accident.
The unpleasant smell filled the air, and the thousand-handed fairy jumped like thunder, "The old man's beard, just let your kid ruin it, little bastard, Lao Tzu is not finished with you......"
The return of the little feather made the five elders of Phantom Mountain happy and sad, and before they showed up, they rectified the old guys. Fortunately, many of those gifts were genuine, such as boxes of famous wine and expensive cigarettes, Jinhua ham, bird's nest shark fin, etc., which somewhat resolved the anger in the hearts of the five elders. At the same time, they are very happy to see others being wholeed, and they admire in their hearts, or this kid is creative, and the ones we played before are weak!
The helicopter gradually lowered its altitude, and the five elders stepped forward with angry faces, including the enemy of Hades who had a diarrhea in the thatched house just now, thanks to the fact that he only ate a bite of an apple, and his medical skills were like a god, and he immediately took antidiarrheal drugs, which was controlled, but he was also dizzy, just in response to that sentence, the hero couldn't stand the three bubbles of!
At the door of the cabin, Lan Qianhui said with a smile: "The five elders are not angry, it was Xiao Yu who made a kind joke with you just now, but Xiao Yu is afraid that you will blame you and dare not go down, so please make a statement to the elders, unless you promise not to hold him responsible, the helicopter can land, otherwise we will fly back directly." ”
The five elders held back their anger, and were thinking about working together to give that kid a fat beating, who would have thought that the other party had already noticed that he was coming out like this again, and let them express their position, which was really angry!
The old guys glanced at each other, and Yan Chi asked in a low voice, "What should I do?" ”
Hades replied in a low voice, "Promise him first, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, anyway, this kid is going to stay in Phantom Mountain for a few days, and he can't clean him up in our one-third of an acre, and then let him become a fish on the board." ”
The Thousand Hands Immortal nodded in agreement, "That's it, I'll fix him when I'm done." "He had only half of his beard left, and he had a lot of curls, which looked very funny.
Seeing that the juniors and disciples all meant this, Yan Chi nodded his head and said in the air: "You have come all the way to see us, how can you leave immediately, okay, I guarantee with my personality, it will definitely not be difficult for him, hurry up." ”
Lan Qianhui said with a smile: "Senior Yan is one of the five ancestors, a famous man in the rivers and lakes, speaking naturally counts, I hope you don't break your word." ”
"That's nature." Yan Chi said with some embarrassment.
The helicopter landed smoothly, and one by one the beautiful women came out of the cabin, smiling smartly, bringing more vitality to the Phantom Mountain, and the last thing that appeared was Qiu Yu in a black windbreaker.
"Master, uncles, I want to kill you." Qiu Yu said eagerly, as if the whole incident just now had nothing to do with him.
This cheeky look amazed the five elders, and after many days, the stinky boy has grown again, and it is really better than the blue.
Since he had made a promise just now, the fifth elder suppressed the anger in his heart, and said pretendedly: "Little Feather, I miss you so much." ”
"It's like, I've always dreamed of it......"
Qiu Yu smiled secretly in his heart, and introduced those graceful beauties to the master and uncles, and did not forget to add, "They are all my prospective wives." ”
The beauties stood in a row, and at the same time saluted the five elders, and said in unison: "The juniors meet the seniors." ”
In the minds of the five elders of Phantom Mountain, the relationship between Qiu Yu and them has surpassed that of master and apprentice, like the relationship between father and son, subconsciously Qiu Yu has been regarded as a naughty and naughty son, and now Xiao Yu has led several daughters-in-law back, making them very happy.
Yan Chi smiled and said: "No need to be polite, it's rare that you don't dislike me, a stubborn disciple, and are willing to follow him, the old man is very pleased, you will treat this place as your own home in the future, wait a minute, we will cook and entertain you with a group of old guys." ”
Ju Xiang hurriedly said: "How dare you work for the seniors, let's just do these trivial things." ”
A group of beauties had already prepared, and also brought a lot of precious ingredients, each with its own division of labor, relaxed and happy, using the ready-made pot stove in the courtyard to make a large table of delicacies, so that the five old guys who always make do with eating on weekdays are hungry and can't wait to eat.
That night, Qiu Yu and many beauties stayed in the helicopter, and the five elders wanted to secretly go over to rectify this kid, but considering that the apprentices and daughters-in-law were there, wouldn't it be disrespectful for the old if they sneaked over in the middle of the night, so that those seniors called them what the female babies thought, so they had to give up, and unpack those unopened gifts in the room under boredom, of course, they were all cautious, for fear of falling into the way of the stinky boy again.
There was a remote-controlled helicopter in the gift, but the old guys were so happy that they put on the battery according to the description of the manual, and flew around......