The violent and violent wave of Vice Dean Zhao swept through the whole school, setting up Lu Xiuxiu, who vomited blood, carrying Parisio, who was fiddling with the stereo, and pulling Xuanxuan, who had been studying the pumpkin carriage for most of the day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan were taken to two cold stone benches that seemed to be the school auditorium, and there was a podium in front of them, and there was a portrait of a docile woman on a table on the podium, surrounded by wreaths, and the entire auditorium was actually full of Vice President Zhao.

The background music came out, and Lao Yantou slowly took the stage in the happy melody of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law.

"Leaders, teachers, guests, welcome to you!"

All Vice President Zhao applauded: "Welcome, welcome!" Strongly welcome! ”

Lu Xiuxiu wiped the blood: "This welcome is quite strong. Turning his head, he saw Xuanxuan's resentful eyes: "... What's wrong... ”

"You're too embarrassed to ask... It's a pumpkin carriage, not what you think it is... You're going to drift and find an oil burner... It's over, the carriage is completely broken... ”

"Anyway, we were originally going to stay here for a while, and besides, these people here are not normal, but they are all quite interesting...

"Were you indoctrinated with some strange idea when you were held at the altar of your brother-in-law's county? I think you like that generation ... What is black? ”

"How is that possible! I'm not a! ”

"Quiet down, two classmates... When I speak, you will be very hurt to be so noisy... Old Yan wiped away his tears.

Lu Xiuxiu nu shut up.

"Oh, I'm sorry that the Dean is hurt, what will make you sad the most?"

"Of course, when the school's financial expenditure increases."

Xuanxuan stood up and took out the sledgehammer card: "Come out, stupid sledgehammer." The sledgehammer jumped out of the card and landed on the cold stone bench, smashing it to pieces.

"Ah!! In order to prevent Lao Zhao from sitting, all the seats and toilets in the school are made of granite, and the cost is extremely high, classmate, you don't care for public property so much, the teacher will die of sadness!! ”

Xuanxuan shrugged her shoulders with an indifferent look: "I'm not a good student, I can teach if I can, I can't teach and pull down." ”

Old Yan Tou was silent for a while and sighed: "This academy was founded by Chef Fairy Abbe, the former chef of Sichuan Juxialou... ”

"Master Abbey! I said how is it so familiar! Little master him. Mother! ”

"It's been quite a long time ago, and I don't know how many years it has been... The faculty is strong, with three times the number of teachers currently outnumbering the number of students, ensuring that every student can receive help from teachers anytime, anywhere. ”

"Three times as many teachers as students? It sounds like the education of the truth and conscience ... Lu Xiuxiu held his chin: "I'm kind of looking forward to other senior brothers and sisters." ”

"The school charges are as follows: tuition, dormitory fee, physical examination fee, military training fee, military training uniform fee, food and grocery fee, bedding fee, textbook fee, medical insurance, commercial insurance, agricultural insurance, military insurance, life insurance, people. Veterinary Insurance, Pacific Insurance, Atlantic Insurance, Indian Ocean Insurance, Arctic Ocean Insurance, Storm Ocean Insurance... ”

"I'm the next Olympian! I'm the next Olympics! The first ones forget that person. What kind of insurance is animal insurance! Even if you count the Pacific Ocean, you can do it all over the four oceans!! And that storm ocean, you're going to the moon to be insured!! ”

"Don't worry about the details ... In short, slime! The cradle of cultivating grandmasters! ”

Countless Vice President Zhao cheered and applauded collectively.

"I said, did you plan to be a chef?" Xuanxuan yawned impatiently.

"I don't have this plan, just stay here and hide from the limelight." Lu Xiuxiu smiled and turned around and asked, "It's you, don't you plan to learn to cook, it's very good for girls to learn to cook." ”

"Don't worry about you. You see, it's so dangerous to cook, washing and shabu, chopping, frying, frying, frying, smoking, smoking, cutting to the point that your hands stain your clothes and burn your skin. Xuanxuan said indifferently: "Speaking of what the hell is a special chef?" ”

"How can you have such a thought! You don't even know about the Grand Cru! The old Yan shouted: "Shocking! Special Chef! He is the best chef selected by the imperial court, and he is even more qualified to join the imperial dining room! That's synonymous with the pinnacle of the culinary world! ”

"Wow, that's amazing."

"That's right, Master Abbe, Master Shiquan, and Master Di have all come on this road to become unique chefs, and Xiao Master and Ah Fei have finally passed the most difficult Guangzhou Special Chef Competition every four years and become special chefs!"

"Wait, what the hell is this, who do you say?"

"Don't worry about the details. Today, the two of you are enrolled, and this time, the teacher-student ratio has finally changed from three times the teacher to one to one teacher! Now all teachers and students are invited to take the stage to receive the award! ”

"If you join us, you will be a one-to-one draw! I have an ominous premonition! I feel like I've already seen all the teachers and students in the school! No, isn't this the opening ceremony, what kind of award? ”

"The Best Outstanding Contribution Award of this college is awarded to Dean Yan Tou, oh hehe, it is myself." Lao Yan took out a certificate of merit, then folded it up and stuffed it into his butt pocket.

"The best award of this academy is awarded to Vice Dean Zhao Wuji, who has developed a new soul technique, oh hehe, thank him for making this opening ceremony so lively."

Zhao Wuji came to the stage proudly and received the award: "Ah! I'm so excited to receive this award... ”

Lao Yan slapped him down with a big spoon: "The acceptance speech is exempt." Next up is the Academy's Best Porcelain Touching Award. Awarded to the Gatekeeper Douluo teacher, oh hehe, I don't know what his name is, just use the author's pronoun. ”

"Wait for the best contribution, the best support, even if it is the best touch, there is also an award!! And what kind of porcelain he touched! It's rotten, okay! ”

Gatekeeper Douluo also received the award proudly and stood aside happily.

"Finally, Yogiguro, who ranked first in the whole department, first in all subjects, and first in all performance scores!! Please applaud and welcome the encouragement!! ”

Dai Muhei walked onto the podium, heroic and cool, and countless Zhao Wuji teachers below applauded.

"Thank you, thank you!" Yogi Hei took the certificate and waved happily.

"At the same time, we would also like to strongly condemn Yogiguro, who is ranked first from the bottom of the whole department, the first from the bottom in all subjects, and the first from the bottom in all performance scores!! Oops, who sent you a certificate! Shameless! Lao Yan pulled the award certificate in Dai Muhei's hand, who was still waving, and tore it to pieces: "If you are still the first from the bottom in the next competition, beware of me, I will sue you. Mother! ”

"I understand what happens when teachers and students are three-to-one!! The whole school also includes a janitor!! There is only one student in the whole school!! Evaluate the wool ratio of a student's woolen line!! No matter how you evaluate the number one, he is the first to the bottom, and it will still be him!! ”

Lao Yan's face was shocked: "Oh my God! That's how it is! I've been amazed at how he managed to get the first positive and the last place every year! ”

"Every year!! Annually!!! Just like that, the student has been going on for years!! Why didn't this school close down quickly!! ”

"How can you go out of business?" Lao Yan said affectionately: "Aren't you here, you are our hope, you are the future pillars of our school, you are the object of our indiscriminate charges... Ah, I accidentally told the truth... ”

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"Ahh Don't worry about the details, in order to welcome the new students, we have specially prepared extremely delicious dishes to treat you! This is made by Lao Yantou and I cook it myself! The taste is absolutely delicious! Yes... I'm so hungry... I haven't eaten in a long time... Wait. Lao Yan Tou walked to the auditorium, and after a while, he came in with a small cart, and a large cauldron on the cart was covered with a lid, although the lid was tightly covered, it still emitted a large fragrance, and Zhao Wuji and Gatekeeper Douluo swallowed a mouthful of spit at the same time.

When they smelled the fragrance, they found that they had been hungry for so long, and Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan also swallowed a mouthful of spit. Ah, the dishes cooked by the dean of the chef school should definitely not be bad.

Old Yan Tou pushed the cauldron to the center of the ground! Lift the lid hard! A wave of heat and fragrance filled the room! The golden light that shines through the sky shines on the blind dog. Eye! He shouted, "Come and taste it!" Secret - Iron pot stewed fish sticker cake!! ”

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