Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Headmaster Is Not a Waste of Firewood!
Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Headmaster Is Not a Waste of Firewood!
"That's, Zhao Jie—" As if perfunctory, she wandered her eyes, touched the horn she had hidden under her hat, and said to me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info"It's a near-invincible defense system, but if the owner is sleeping, it won't work, and that's probably the only flaw in the whole system. ”
"It seems that this defense system is useless......"
"Why do you say that?" The headmaster was disgruntled and punched me with a powder fist that was negatively hurting.
"Isn't it useless for a person like a sloth like a headmaster to move no more than three hours a day, and only when he's awake......
"Hmm~! As a principal, I felt like I was being scorned by my students! ”
Lischest's cheeks swelled up like a mole.
"Even I know that I can't be lazy at critical moments, and I'll try not to fall asleep after that."
"yes, that's great."
With a peaceful smile, I took off the principal's hat and stroked her head like a fledgling.
And then—
"Why do you treat me like a child, I am the principal, and Zhao Jie is the student!"
"No, after listening to our conversation just now, I always feel like parents are educating disobedient children to go to bed early and get up early, so I can't help it-"
"Poof!"
Listening to the conversation between the two of us, Freya couldn't help but laugh.
"Over there, don't laugh, or I'll curse you for being constipated for a month!"
Lischester's face flushed with anger.
But the content of this curse is also really ......
Obviously a lazy worm, but Lischester did not give up on herself, on the contrary, she was a person who wanted to save face.
"Zhao Jie, do you really dare to say it, it seems that I have to show you my hands in order to make you understand that as the principal, I am not a waste of firewood."
It's not good to mess around with Lischester before the showdown, but I always find it fun.
And, if there's one thing that can save Lischester from laziness, it's all her intense self-esteem.
"And how are you going to prove it?"
I asked with interest.
……
"Let's fight it out, Zhao Jie!"
Lischester took out a chess board and placed it on her headmaster's desk, while I brought a chair and sat across from her.
"Does the principal (waste) usually play this kind of game, I thought that with such a rhythm of life, there are no more people who can play chess with peace of mind."
"It's too much energy to use electronics, so I use this kind of thing to pass the time, anyway, I'll let you know the difference in our IQ - why is there an extra parenthesis after my title and a rude word in it?
Headmaster, I'm going to punish you for disobedient students with curse magic! ”
"No, that word is a reward for the headmaster, if you can win, remove it, then you're more motivated, aren't you?"
"Zhao Jie—" The headmaster leaned over from the opposite side of the table and said very seriously. "Don't look at me like this, no matter how I say it, I will live to be more than a hundred years old, so the trick of deceiving children cannot deceive me."
"I'm sorry, Headmaster."
Sure enough, this set of coaxing children was not entirely effective for Lischester.
However, to say that it is not completely effective, that is, some of it is still valid......
To my surprise, the headmaster smiled brightly.
"That's right, but if I live so long that I can't even win against my own students, I'm too disqualified as a principal.
At that point, it doesn't matter if you tell me to put a parenthesis on me.
So, let's get started, I'm not going to show mercy. ”
It should be said that as a demon clan who can play chess when he is bored and has lived for more than 100 years, Lisechst's strength should not be underestimated.
But-
"Why have I seen through all my moves!?"
After dozens of rounds of battle, Lischester was finally defeated.
"Although the level of the principal (wasted) is very high, but unfortunately, I will not lose whether I play chess or other games, no, to be precise, I can't lose."
"Can't lose? Could it be that you have mastered the magic that can increase your IQ? It's impossible, it's such a thing as improving one's own intellect, but it's an impossible magic that even the Grand Commander can't do. ”
"No, I didn't raise my IQ.
You know, I have the main character's physique. ”
"Isn't that the power to change fate, what does it have to do with playing chess?"
"The power to change fate does exist, but the protagonist's physique is not just the ability to change power.
To be honest, change fate, I didn't know I had such an ability until I met the masked servant a few days ago, but another ability has been passively existed since I got the main character's constitution - perceiving danger.
Not only can I feel things that I can't see or touch, but if they are unfavorable to me, I will perceive them, and when I perceive them, my brain will speed up faster than usual and quickly come up with countermeasures.
In short, it's something like intuition, and I've always relied on this ability to avoid the misfortune caused to me by the world's backlash, but lately because of Chartia's strong luck magic, the misfortune has been much less.
And this ability seems to work in the game as well, as long as your chess moves threaten me, I will definitely perceive it.
That way, at least I'll be invincible. ”
"Why do you still have such a convenient ability, it's too much!"
"It's a convenient ability, but in the past, if it saved me from misfortune, I don't think it would matter if I had this ability or not.
And now, even if you can sense danger, in the face of magic, even if you are sharp, you can't dodge attacks.
So, in front of the magician, it's just a trivial trick. ”
"Not really!" Lischester slapped the table and stood up.
"Headmaster?"
"I found that because of this ability, you can't lose any game at all!?"
"Even so—"
"What an enviable ability, if I could trade it, I would like to exchange my 100 years of magic for this ability of yours."
"More concerned about the outcome of the game than the status of the wizard world, it's really the headmaster (waste)."
"Although I said that if you lose, you will be allowed to call it that, but if you are so ruthless, the headmaster, I will want to declare a personal vendetta."
"Shouldn't you think about how to change your status in the minds of students instead of communiqué personal vendetta?"
"Anyway, in order to save my reputation, the next one is better than this!"
As if he had made up his mind, the headmaster pulled out two handheld game consoles from under the table.
"Although I don't usually have such a high interest in playing video games, for the sake of my reputation as a principal, I must win you today.
If you encounter danger, you will activate your ability, so in other words, as long as you don't produce a dangerous victory, you won't be able to use your ability.
Come on, if I win, you're going to change my name back. ”