Chapter 134: The True Dragon Emperor Who Stole Melons
After Long Yunfeng finished telling the story of Wutian, there was a sigh in the carriage. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's all that damn bald donkey, there is no good thing in Buddhism." After listening to this, Bi Xiao cursed at the Buddha Gate. When he was a god, the three thousand disciples of the sect were led to Zhun Ti and forcibly left, Bixiao had no good impression of Buddhism, and now after listening to the story of Wutian, his evil feelings towards Buddhism have increased greatly.
"Becoming a demon is helpless." Zhao Gongming sighed and said.
"It's really helpless, but we don't need sympathy, because what we need sympathy for is just Jinnara, and Wutian has completely become a demon, he can't go back, his heart has changed, and he is no longer the simple and kind little monk he used to be, even if he is resurrected, I'm afraid it's useless. Because once something is decided, there is no turning back. Long Yunfeng sighed and said.
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground. In fact, many times, it is impossible. Now Wutian can't let go of his butcher's knife, because Wutian is Wutian, not Jinnara, his heart has changed, he has become accustomed to killing, and sees the common people as ants. Put down the butcher's knife, he won't be the original Kinara. The battle between Buddha and demons is imperative. Long Yunfeng said.
Several people in Yunxiao also sighed when they heard this, but they didn't say anything, whether it was a Buddha or a demon, it didn't have much to do with them, no matter which side died, it was a good thing for them.
"After telling the story for a long time, no one came to pay me?" Long Yunfeng said in a strange way.
"Cut! What else do you want, it would be nice to have you in. Bi Xiao said with a disdainful face.
"Hey, who provided the materials for this carriage? And who made it? Who is the master? Long Yunfeng said with an unhappy face, does it make so much sense for the dove to occupy the magpie's nest? Which unscrupulous guy taught this kid?
"Yawn" The Tongtian Sect Master, who was half-drunk and half-awake in a cellar in the distance, suddenly sneezed, opened his eyes drunkly, and said to himself: "Which kid is thinking about me?" It is estimated that Long Yunfeng's stinky boy doesn't know where to curse himself. With a yawn, the Tongtian Sect Master lay down on the ground again and drank his wine.
"Humph! Do you have any proof that the carriage is yours? I said it was mine. Bixiao said.
"Brother Zhao, dare to ask how it feels to have such a scoundrel sister?" Long Yunfeng suddenly turned his head and asked Zhao Gongming.
Zhao Gongming was stunned for a moment, how could the spearhead be pointed at himself, looking at Bixiao's smiling gaze, Zhao Gongming's back suddenly oozed cold sweat, if he didn't answer well, he would definitely be killed by his third sister.
"There's no one outside to drive the horses, can't you? I'll go out and drive the horses first. Zhao Gongming casually found an excuse and ran out, and in the future, he would stay away from Long Yunfeng and his third sister, maybe he would get into trouble again at any time. In the Three Realms, the only one who can make him Zhao Gongming escape in the wilderness is his third sister.
Long Yunfeng glanced at Zhao Gongming, who fled in the wilderness, and shook his head, being the eldest brother, he was scared away by his third sister.
"Big wolf, you just said scoundrel?" Zhao Gongming ran away, and Bi Xiao instantly pointed the finger at Long Yunfeng.
"Who promised to say whom." Long Yunfeng said. It's a long way, and it's also a lot of fun to be able to fight with Bixiao.
"Okay, Yun Feng and Bi Xiao, you can't say a word less, and they are not mortal enemies with blood and hatred." The iron fan glanced at Long Yunfeng with disgust and said.
Long Yunfeng and Bi Xiao glanced at each other, and then they both snorted coldly in tacit understanding, turning their heads away from each other without looking at each other.
Through the window, Long Yunfeng casually looked at the scenery outside the carriage, and looked into the distance, there was a melon field not far away, and the calculation time was only about March, how could there be watermelons? However, it is close to Nanzhan Buzhou, and Nanzhan Buzhou has a hot climate, which is different from the mortal world, and it is not impossible to grow watermelons in advance.
Long Yunfeng just said that his thirst was fake, but now after seeing this melon field, his throat is really thirsty, and it should be good to eat chilled watermelon on a hot day.
"Big wolf, what are you looking at?" Bi Xiao leaned over and asked curiously.
"Didn't you see that it was a melon field?" Long Yunfeng said.
"What, is it possible that you still want to steal melons?" Bixiao Road.
"That's right." As soon as Long Yunfeng's words fell, his body turned into a breeze and floated out of the window.
Seeing Long Yunfeng go out so abruptly, all the women in the car were surprised, although they already knew something about Long Yunfeng's unobtrusive personality, but they didn't expect that Long Yunfeng would really fall so much to steal melons.
Not to mention the strength of Long Yunfeng Daluo Golden Immortal, nor his identity as a true dragon emperor who is more respected than the Six Emperors, just an immortal cultivator, he will not steal melons like this, right?
After all, as long as a cultivator becomes an immortal, he can clear the grain, and he can still live a good life without eating grains, who would do this kind of thing for a watermelon? What's more, it's not easy for an immortal cultivator to want money? Can you steal?
Rao Yiyunxiao and Qiongxiao's minds that have been cultivated for many years have a sense of absurdity, and their sisters know this kind of person, whether they are unladylike when they meet someone.
"We have watermelons to eat." Bi Xiao looked at the direction Long Yunfeng left and said.
"Flutter"
Hearing Bixiao's words, Tie Fan and the others laughed again and again, these two people are really a perfect match, one does things regardless of his identity, which is unexpected, and the other reacts a few beats slower, and thinks about things differently from others, the same surprise. Strange combinations.
"The eldest sister, the second sister, the iron fan sister, and the jade flute sister." Bi Xiao said nonchalantly.
Seeing Bixiao like this, Yu Xiao and several people laughed even more happily.
On the other side, Long Yunfeng had already come to the melon field, and there were green watermelons all over the ground, which made Long Yunfeng very appetizing when he looked at it, this was the first time he had done this kind of thing, but this kind of sneaky feeling was still quite good, this kind of stealing thing seemed to be only felt when he was stealing sweet potatoes in the countryside in his childhood.
As for whether it will fall or not? Long Yunfeng doesn't care at all, who knows? What's more, even if it is known, Long Yunfeng really does not resist this kind of thing.
After all, this ordinary feeling made Long Yunfeng miss for a while, since he became the True Dragon Emperor, although his life is still so leisurely, he has to think about many things and plan to be a successful leader of the Dragon Clan. Now that he finally has the leisure to be an ordinary person, Long Yunfeng naturally wants to enjoy this peaceful life.
It's like an aristocrat who is accustomed to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas occasionally wants to try ordinary people's coarse tea and light rice, Long Yunfeng is almost this kind of psychology now, making him often a melon thief, which is unrealistic, but it is still very good for it occasionally.
So Long Yunfeng didn't even use spells, but was purely sneaky, walking east, west, patting this melon, touching this melon, at first glance he was completely an incompetent melon thief, no one would have thought that this person would be a true dragon emperor than the six emperors.
Long Yunfeng saw that no one had noticed him for a long time, and his movements became bigger and bigger, and he was even a little blatant, and gradually stepped forward to the grass shed next to the melon field.
Long Yunfeng was really a little curious, who was the person who planted melons in this place where there was no village and no store? Secretly stretched out half of his head to look at the master in the straw hut.
The grass hut is simply furnished, only a simple bed and some farm tools, in addition, the only thing that is special is the Buddha statue placed on a platform, fat, fat, is the future Buddha Maitreya Buddha in the third Buddha of Buddhism.
And lying on the bed is a fat big fat man, with a bulging belly and a round face, but he doesn't look like a butcher is vicious, but has a kind face, which makes people want to get close to him and believe that he is a good person.
However, Long Yunfeng's first feeling after reading it was that he wanted to laugh, no wonder he worshiped Maitreya Buddha, he looked like it! But then again, among the three Buddhas of Buddhism, it seems that except for the old Buddha who was a skinny old man, the other two, whether it is the current Buddha or the future Buddha Maitreya, are big fat people.
Aren't all vegetarians? Why are you still so fat? Could it be that Rulai and Maitreya broke their vows by stealing food? Long Yunfeng thought with some malice.
Long Yunfeng suddenly felt two eyes looking at him, and was surprised to find that the fat man who was sleeping had woken up and was looking at him.
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