One day in a certain year, a certain month, Xiao Ran watched a time-traveling drama, was moved and cried, and afterwards felt that he was still unsatisfied, and decided to write a time-traveling by himself!

Just do it, after Xiao Ran retreated for three months, he happily took the more than 300,000 words and showed it to Jiang Han.

Xiao Ran, who had a great sense of accomplishment, said proudly: "Look, this is my sister." ”

Jiang Han looked at it for a while and proposed: "I suggest that you write a book of alternate history, instead of imagining a history out of thin air." ”

Xiao Ran squatted in front of the computer, "What I wrote is alternate history, okay, do you want to ask me to go to the Tang Dynasty to drink with Li Bai?" Go to the Song Dynasty to study calligraphy with Song Huizong? Or go to the Han Dynasty and compete with Wei Zifu for the throne of the queen? ”

Jiang Han shook his head, "No, no, I mean, you don't want to alternate history, it's better to substitute a dynasty, such as the Kangxi Dynasty in February, and the Bubu Shenglian in Yueguan." ”

Xiao Ran pouted, "Don't, it's disgusting." ”

Jiang Han was puzzled, "Why can't you write?" ”

Xiao Ran frowned, "I hate the real ancients. ”

Jiang Han asked, "Do you think Xun Qin Ji is disgusting?" ”

Xiao Ran shrugged, "To be honest, I really haven't read Xun Qin Ji, and I'm not interested in the Qin Dynasty, especially when I think of Ying Zheng being a big fat man, I don't want YY." ”

Jiang Han pointed to the click-through rate, "So your response is not good now, and it is completely masochistic for a person who doesn't know history to write about time-traveling." ”

Xiao Ran got up and poured a glass of water, rolling his eyes, "Who hasn't seen the portraits of those emperors in the Qing Dynasty, they're disgusting to death, Kangxi is more than one meter six?" is still pockmarked on his face. If you fall in love with the eighth master and the fourth master, if you understand history, I'd rather not understand it. ”

Jiang Han looked up at her, "Ji Xiaolan has always seen the iron teeth and bronze teeth, right?" ”

Xiao Ran took a sip of water, dissatisfied, "Everyone has their own ideas and interests, why should I follow the trend and follow other people's ideas, can't I have my own interests and hobbies?"

Jiang Han said seriously: "What is it, are you writing or not writing historical records?" ”

Xiao Ran put down the cup, clasped his arms with both hands, and looked down at the posture, "Have you read me seriously, do you know what I'm writing, how do you know that I'm not serious about writing, what you like is someone else's, why do you have to use other people's goals to ask me, I have a ** personality and thoughts, I have my own goals and ideas to work hard for." ”

Jiang Han raised his hands, "I'm just suggesting, it's not a request." ”

Xiao Ran frowned, "But why do you always discourage my enthusiasm, yes, I'm not a god, my book can't be a big hit, but just the two words of the end of the ending, I feel satisfied." ”

Xiao Ran walked over, sat on the sofa opposite Jiang Han, and crossed his legs, "Okay, let's imagine that you work very hard to do one thing, and even many times you can't persevere, but tell yourself, you can, you can do it." Then, a person appears and says to you, you are useless and have no future, you should change your path. ”

Jiang Han pushed his glasses and said with a smile: "There are a thousand Hamlets in the hearts of a thousand people, I just said my opinion on the crossing, how can it be a blow to you?" ”

"I didn't wronged you as you just said," Xiao Ran squinted.

Jiang Han explained, "I'm just talking about my own views and the current popular way of writing crossing, which is originally what you say is not interested in this history and not interested in that, so what else do you write about crossing." This is equivalent to a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, but she has to write a life story of a seventy-eight-year-old lady. ”

Xiao Ran picked up the water cup, poured all the water from the cup in one go, and wiped his mouth, "I mean I'm not interested in obscene historical figures, it doesn't mean that I don't know history." ”

Putting it heavily on the coffee table, he stretched out his hand to point at Jiang Han, "You are just like Chinese family education children, children go fishing, the fishing rod is reversed, or forget to put the bait, yes, it is inevitable that he will not produce results after fishing for a day, but you have to say look, you see how powerful others are, full of large buckets of tender and fat fish." For me, children are children, other people's children are other people's families, there is nothing to compare and learn from, no matter what kind of growth, you need to think all the way. ”

Jiang Han shook his head, "You don't understand what is obscenity and what is the subject matter at all, is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms obscene, is Journey to the West obscene or Dream of Red Mansions is obscenity!" ”

Xiao Ran retorted, "Is that a crossing?" "Su in the Qing Dynasty" is obscenity, the palace is also obscene, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Dream of Red Mansions are historical themes, not crossing, Journey to the West is not a match, history can't be talked about, Wu Chengen also broke a group of demons and monsters. ”

Jiang Han rubbed his forehead, "Okay, let's talk about crossing, looking for Qin Ji is the earliest, you will choose to watch "Su in the Qing Dynasty" in the same dynasty, but you will definitely not choose to watch the Kangxi Dynasty." Why, because it is too close to history to cater to the tastes of the audience. Let you talk about "Su in the Qing Dynasty", you will definitely talk about it vividly, let you talk about the Kangxi Dynasty, you can't say it, you don't like it subconsciously. On the one hand, I like to see the history that has been processed in this area, and on the other hand, I don't want to be obscene with history...... Isn't it a contradiction? ”

Xiao Ran stretched out a finger, "First, I haven't watched "Su in the Qing Dynasty", so I don't know anything except the love, hatred, and hatred of a Mary Sue and countless men," and stretched out another one, "Second, I have really watched the Kangxi Dynasty, not a TV series, but a history book." I even studied the palace maids and eunuchs of the Qing Dynasty, and even in order to write about solving the case, I watched the case for a while. I like to read wild history, but I don't like to fall in love with historical celebrities, because I like many historical figures, Li Bai, Kangxi, Yongzheng, of course, I don't like Li Shimin, the holy father who rewrote him in the history books, in fact, it is understandable to want to be the emperor. ”

Jiang Han nodded, "Okay, you know Concubine Hua, what this concubine is, the fourth master and the eighth master, but do you know the Dong E clan and the Nala clan?" ”

Xiao Ran: "Isn't the Nala clan the vein of Cixi, Concubine Dong E, Shunzhi became a monk for her, do you want to stop talking about whether Concubine Zhen was pushed down the well by Cixi?" Concubine Hua has this person in history, but unlike the TV series, she actually gave birth to many children, but all of them died, why they died, no one knows, maybe the emperor is scruples, maybe those children have a short life. ”

Jiang Han said: "First of all, I want to tell you that Dong E's family is a surname, regardless of Shunzhi's wife, even Kangxi's wife is also called Dong E's." ”

Xiao Ran rolled his eyes, "Nonsense, you have said that you have a surname, and Guerjia and Nala are the same surnames, but as soon as you say Concubine Dong E, don't you think of Shunzhi's wife?"

"Let's talk about the history of obscenity you said, if you say that "Su in the Qing Dynasty" or something is the history of obscenity, okay, and Aunt Qiong Yao's Huanzhu Gege, then what you wrote is completely a history of rape."

Xiao Ran said excitedly: "How did I rape history, I just fantasized about a dynasty, it's like writing fantasy, fantasizing about a parallel world, writing about cultivating immortals, isn't it also fantasizing about a fairy country." ”

Jiang Han said: "It's ancient, right?" Isn't it something that happened on Planet Y Io? The boss is called the Yellow Emperor, not the lord or the chairman, right? ”

Xiao Ran snorted coldly, "You told me that the male protagonist of fantasy was not born on the earth, and the protagonist of cultivating immortals did not grow up eating mortal food on land. They can fly over the earth, and I just fantasize about a dynasty of my own on the earth, like my own world with a glass mesh structure. ”

Jiang Han asked rhetorically, "In my own world, there are palaces, ministers, and admirals of the Nine Gates?" ”

Xiao Ran looked at him with a shallow look, "Haven't you seen the legend of the mirror flower, there are giant kingdoms, dwarf kingdoms, queen kingdoms, and all kinds of strange countries, have they ever existed in this world?" Of course it's no, I haven't found a giant with a height of a few meters in the history books, nor have I seen a country with a long head and eyes behind him, but his background is the Tang Dynasty. ”

Jiang Han asked for a long time, "Then what is your structure?" ”

"My structure is, somewhere, there's a country like that."

"Your structure is not yet the feudal society of ancient China?"

Xiao Ran said, "Those deformed and weird countries, aren't they feudal societies, are they constitutional monarchies?" They also had kings, courtiers, servants. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Ran didn't want to fight with him anymore, so he turned over and pretended to be dead with the pillow, "I won't tell you, it's still the same sentence, I swear to defend your right to speak, but I will never be able to agree with your idea of resting on your laurels." ”

"What do you say, "Su in the Qing Dynasty" is still obscene history, so is it a history of rape when you are wearing an ancient coat and writing about your own country?"

Xiao Ran turned over, "You don't have to be a crime to add to your desires, the one who cultivates immortals is to force/rape the earth, and the fantasy is to force/rape the entire universe." ”

Jiang Han said: "Cultivating immortals is a myth, okay, fantasy 2000 years ago, if people said that airplanes can go to the sky and rockets can go out of space, this is fantasy, how do you know that fantasy will not become a reality." ”

Xiao Ran sat up, "Then we haven't experienced history, how can there be no such a country, if it is a small country that exists for a short time and then perishes, how to explain it?" ”

"At least you know the history, but do you know the future?"

Xiao Ran disagreed, "Even history says that there are countries that it can't record, in that era when wars are raging and small countries are numerous, the Tai Bai Xing that Xiu Xian said, I still know it, he is not the future, he has existed thousands of years ago, but I have not seen it so far." ”

Jiang Han said, "The human heart is unpredictable, have you seen the human heart, the Buddha master cannot be bullied, have you ever eaten and drunk wine with the Buddha master, what is the definition of mythology, you Baidu." ”

Xiao Ran disdainful, "But isn't cultivating immortals mortals?" ”

"You can't tell where the boundaries of myth and history are"

Xiao Ran's face was dyed with anger, "It's not that I can't tell the difference, it's that you don't look down on my overhead crossing at all, your myth can exist, why can't my overhead cross." ”

Jiang Han spread his hands, "Your overhead crossing is completely unreasonable. ”

Xiao Ran continued, "Moreover, don't you know the significance of the Buddha's teachings, the Buddha wants to encourage everyone, and as a result, many people mistakenly think that the Buddha's Dharma is boundless and can rely on it to benefit sentient beings, that is, the Buddha himself denies the existence of his own gods. ”

"Humanities, Language, Environment......"

Xiao Ran emphasized, "It's just a belief, there is a saying that existence is reasonable." ”

Jiang Han laughed and said, "That's just what you think exists." ”

Xiao Ran gave an example, "Otherwise, Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai jumped into the grave and turned into a butterfly, is it reasonable?" Zhu Yingtai is more than 100 years older than Liang Shanbo. ”

Jiang Han looked at her, "Aren't you contradictory, just now you still don't like obscene history, and now you are refuting me with this." ”

Xiao Ran shook his head, "It's not a contradiction." ”

"What about Xiang Shaolong in the Book of Qin and Qin Shi Huang thousands of years younger?"

"Can he travel through the past, you want to travel through the past now, I believe you are younger than Xiang Shaolong."

"Then how did Zhu Yingtai see Liang Shanbo, isn't he more than a hundred years older?"

Xiao Ran squinted, "It's not okay to bury people's graves together, it's not that Liang Shanbo has to see Zhu Yingtai, and it's not that Zhu Yingtai has to see Liang Shanbo." It's because the folks next door are too enthusiastic, and if they have to make them a pair, they can't help it, but Xiang Shaolong is the same, he is bored and playing by himself. ”

Jiang Han was helpless, "Is it really good for you to quibble like this?" ”

Xiao Ran sneered, "If you can't argue, admit it!" ”

"You haven't seen Xun Qin Ji at all, and the people who have seen it won't say such ignorant words."

Xiao Ran disagreed, "Why do I have to watch it, and the half of the episode I watched happened to be the one he got into and crossed by himself, blame me?" Also, who do you say is ignorant? It's not a noble thing to look for the Qin Ji, you go to see the Confucian Foreign History and Governance Tongjian, and after studying the historical records, then you can say the same about me, because I really can't stand it. ”

"We're just talking about the subject, okay."

"You said it first."

"Xun Qin Ji is the originator of the crossing series, you should Baidu before refuting it."

Xiao Ran said: "Don't tell me how great Xiang Shaolong is to cross, or how great he must be crossed, because there were thousands of years without him before, and we are still alive and well, and don't you think that traveling to the real dynasty is rape history?" Unless you take a history book out and say that there is a person named Xiang Shaolong on it. ”

"You just said you were raped so soon as you were obscene."

"You say that I have a history of rape in the air, I can't say that you are so determined, my is a fantasy at most, you have crossed in and talked about love with others."

Jiang Han changed his sitting posture and supported his head with one hand, "Hmm... Fantasy...... Dressed in the garb of antiquity fantasy? ”

Xiao Ran frowned, "Do you still need to pick a skin for fantasy?" ”

Jiang Han thought for a while and gave an example, "You are tantamount to a person who has learned to drive in a driving school for twenty years, and then said that he drove his own style." ”

Xiao Ran pouted, "You dare to guarantee that you will always drive in the style of a driving school, just like going to school for more than 20 years, you must go to a morning class at 7 o'clock in the morning." ”

"Your rebuttal is pale and weak, negative points."

Xiao Ran snorted: "You have nothing to say, it's okay, if you admit it, you're still a man." ”

"I found that reasoning with a woman is completely self-defeating, you take out what you said and compare it, and it is so inconsistent that you don't want it."

"It's your own contradiction, I don't understand why you want to go to an orthodox dynasty, is it normal for a woman to fall in love with all of Kangxi's sons, the fourth master will not sleep in the imperial mausoleum."

Jiang Han said: "You can't write a huge background to travel through the past, and an early dynasty is as good as a family gathering?" ”

"This means that you haven't seen me, do you have a scene from the early dynasty? You find it out for me?

"An emperor who doesn't know etiquette writes the same as the extras outside the gate of Beiying for 30 days, is this good?"

Xiao Ran asked, "Have you read what I wrote about the emperor?" Are you imagining it all by yourself? ”

Jiang Han pointed to a passage and said: "Inexplicably, the emperor invited the minister's daughter and wife to dinner, and the emperor who flipped through the history books was so ignorant." ”

Xiao Ran raised his eyebrows, "You haven't seen the group banquet officials and girls, it doesn't mean that there isn't, isn't he happy, he is the emperor, you can say anything about it, there are emperors in this world who like to be carpenters, and this one is still missing?" The dragon gave birth to nine sons, who stipulated that the emperor must be which template. ”

Jiang Han twitched the corners of his mouth, "Then aren't you raping history?" ”

Xiao Ran slapped his palm on the pillow, "How did I rape history, I am all in the air, I just want not to rape history, not to let Li Bai have one more drinking friend, and then said that the poem was actually thought up by her." Don't let Nian Qianyao change to a stand-in after he dies, let alone the fourth master and the eighth master being mixed up by a woman. ”

"Then why don't you write out that you have crossed over to H Star, why is the boss called the emperor and not called a table or chair."

"Because I'm happy," Xiao Ran