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In the afternoon on campus, except for the quilts on the grass, there are almost no pedestrians on the empty road.

The trees on both sides of Ginkgo Avenue drooped their leaves in the scorching sun.

Occasionally, a few monotonous and shrill cicadas could be heard in the distance.

Liao Mei put the bag on the black lacquered wooden chair on the side of the road, bowed her head slightly, brushed her long hair elegantly and naturally with her right hand, and pretended to take a tissue from the bag for the fourth time, but the corner of her eyes kept looking straight back.

She was followed by a young junior.

Liao Mei bit her lip lightly, her expression full of irrepressible joy.

The old lady also has a trailer!

She is an ordinary female man in her sophomore year, with an ordinary appearance, but she is very conspicuous when she walks into the crowd.

- She's too fat.

When the body goes out of shape, you don't need to wear a swimming ring. A few circles of fat around her waist can be filled with fake and real ones.

On weekdays, she and boys in the same major are called brothers, and they are indescribably free. But as her roommates found male tickets one after another, she stayed alone in the empty dormitory all day on holidays, unspeakably lonely.

So, her desire to find a male ticket also became active.

Those seniors who wear people who look like people, and take advantage of the freshman enrollment to try to hook up with the schoolgirl, she doesn't pay attention to her at all, and of course, others don't look down on her.

And the otaku who plays games day and night in the dormitory is not in her consideration - she doesn't want to be a game widow.

Therefore, as a senior sister who was off the shelves, she secretly made up her mind that after losing weight successfully, she must extend her claws to the tender and delicious junior.

But there is no doubt about the difficulty of losing weight.

She never thought that she, who was as fat as a concubine of the Tang Dynasty, would be favored by perverts.

Liao Mei peeked at the junior who was following her, and while her saliva flowed, she couldn't help but feel a little puzzled. Perhaps, her brain is making up too much.

One after the other, the two walked through the couple's holy place on Ginkgo Avenue. Walk past the air-conditioned library, which is packed with students. Walk through the empty second canteen and walk through the ......

Well, Liao Mei walked around the school, and the junior was still hanging from behind.

In the end, she slowly stopped at the bottom of the girls' dormitory in Building 13.

"Why don't you come to talk to you? The junior can't follow me into the lady's dormitory, this time I missed it, and I don't know if I can meet it next time in the Year of the Monkey, no! As a senior sister, I want to take the initiative! Liao Mei looked back anxiously, and sure enough, the junior was still hesitating in place.

She was about to walk over.

The junior brother's eyes dodged, and he walked over with a cower in the cold gaze of the dormitory aunt.

His countenance became clearer.

Liao Mei's heart tightened suddenly, and then beat wildly uncontrollably.

She has poor eyesight, and she forgot to bring glasses, so she only looked at the junior a few times from a distance.

The only impression is that it is white.

She was still a little disappointed, the man should have wheat-colored skin, and eight drooling abs...... Cough.

Now that the junior brother stepped forward, she realized that she was completely wrong, and that a white boy could be so seductive.

Well, the main thing is that the appearance of the other party saves everything.

The junior's smart black eyes looked around the left and right, and finally fell on her, and a pure male voice sounded: "Hello senior sister, my name is Wang Rui, a freshman in the 'brothel'." ”

Liao Mei pretended to be calm, took out the temperament of a female man, and said with a smile: "Junior brother of the School of Computer Science, you followed me all the way, won't you just say this?" ”

"Ahem." Wang Rui cleared his throat in embarrassment, lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Senior sister, our company has recently developed a special diet pill, are you interested in taking a look." ”

In the face of unvarnished straightforward sales pitches.

Liao Mei was stunned for a moment, and then looked up at Wang Rui in annoyance, as if she wanted to find other unspeakable meanings in his clear eyes.

Dare to love her for a long time!

Made, retarded! It turned out to be a sales pitch! also euphemistically said that he was fat!

What about the old lady's Italian cannon?

Her face turned red, and her tone was harsh: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested." ”

After speaking, Liao Mei was about to leave in a depressed mood.

Wang Rui hurriedly spoke up to stop: "Senior sister! Wait a minute, our weight loss products can be tried first, invalid full refund. Why don't you take a look first? ”

He scrambled to pull out a clear glass vial.

Liao Mei glared at Wang Rui viciously, this junior has no sales experience at first glance, how can he stand in front of a crowded dormitory building and say weight loss products to a girl loudly?

She keenly felt a few mocking glances sweeping over her body.

Among them, there were many surprised and regretful eyes of the dormitory aunts, and they sighed at the appearance of flowers inserted in cow dung.

It's just that she's cow dung.

"What are you yelling about?" Liao Mei grabbed the vial, and smashed it on Wang Rui's face, so as to teach him that he should never offend a female man, especially the strong and powerful one.

Her gaze turned to the flask.

The palm-sized bottle was filled with a swaying colorless liquid.

Liao Mei didn't even use her brain, she found something similar in her memory.

A bottle of water?

She brought the bottle in front of her, her severely myopic eyes blinking, and she could see the sediment at the bottom of the bottle.

"Junior brother, if I'm not mistaken, the bottom of the bottle is an eyelash, right?"

Liao Mei sighed, every time a new student enrolls, there are alumni or social personnel who cheat money and sex everywhere in the school, and the methods used are also different.

Selling low-quality and counterfeit crooked goods is one of the most common and easy to be fooled.

Wang Rui's face suddenly changed, he was silent for a long time, and stammered to explain: "Senior sister, this is not the eyelashes, but the root system of the plant, just like brewing medicinal wine, it is inevitable that there will be residues of traditional Chinese medicine." It should be that there is a little problem with the filtering, and it does not affect the use effect. ”

"Junior brother, it's good, I don't blink an eye when I make up lies." Liao Mei stretched out her hand with a smile and slapped Wang Rui on the shoulder a few times: "Say, which major are you in the technical institute?" What is your name? What is the phone number? ”

Seeing the uneasy look on her junior brother, she felt a little angry in her heart, and continued to threaten: "Hurry up, or I will call the police, or go to your class tutor." ”

However, the junior brother did not kneel and beg for mercy as he imagined, but his face was full of seriousness, as if he was seriously stating a fact.

"Senior sister, this is really a diet pill, I didn't lie."

Liao Mei naturally didn't believe it, the magic grasp slid down along Wang Rui's shoulder, and touched his waist, and the uneven solid feel made the corners of Liao Mei's mouth flow crystal saliva.

"Tsk, I can't see it, and abs. Forget it, I'll let you go this time and don't call the police. However, give me your phone number, as a senior sister, I have the responsibility and obligation to pull you back from the wrong path. By the way, do you have a girlfriend? ”

Wang Rui shook his head very honestly, but when he saw the saliva at the corner of Liao Mei's mouth, his heart was cold, and he gave a euphemistic advice with a sad face: "Senior sister, in fact, what I like is cute boys." ”

Liao Mei's expectant eyes lit up instantly, and she became bright, and with an expression of junior brother, she finally found the organization, and waved her hand domineeringly: "Junior brother, you call me eldest sister." Sister, I know a lot of cute boys, oh, what type do you like, I can introduce you. ”

Wang Rui nodded blankly, and for a while he only felt that the world was difficult and life was not easy.

He cautiously handed over the business card, and then ran away in embarrassment.

"Babasha is really old and confused, and she dares to be so careless when she dilutes Hanlu."

Wang Rui took out a vial again, shook his hand, and the colorless liquid shook.

A few unappetizing eyelashes swelled into his field of vision.

Cold dew is a colorless and tasteless poison in the other world, according to the experimental records of the witch Barbasa, it is really, one medicine, one death.

Lately, however, the lord who hired her has often been rejected by the noble ladies because of her bloated and fat size.

As a wizard advisor, Babasha was overwhelmed, and decisively used Hanlu to put down the dead fat man, and accidentally discovered another effect of Hanlu, weight loss......

She sold this poison to Wang Rui, the remnant of the plane smuggler, for the price of two White Rabbit toffee.