The Jade Emperor looked at the man and the woman, and said, "Cao Jun, Ling Aoshuang, I didn't recognize the wrong person, right?"

Cao Jun nodded and said, "You read that right, I am Cao Jun." Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info she is Ling Aoshuang, your former girlfriend. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly: "Heaven and earth are really too small, I didn't expect us to meet here."

Cao Jun shook his head back twice and said, "That's right, the world is indeed too small, Aoshuang and I originally thought that we could have a meal in peace in this kind of five-star hotel, but we didn't expect to encounter rat feces here."

The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly: "I'm also in pain, why can I meet Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian wherever I go?"

Cao Jun glared angrily and said, "Who do you say are Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian?"

"You and her! Ling Aoshuang and I were originally a couple, but since you appeared, she wanted to kill me. She also said that as long as I jumped off the cliff and didn't die, she would be my girlfriend, and now, I jumped off the cliff and I didn't die, Ling Aoshuang, should you fulfill your promise to be my girlfriend? ”

Ling Aoshuang glared at the Jade Emperor and said, "Do your daydreaming!" You don't pee, what do you look like? You deserve me to be your girlfriend too. ”

The Jade Emperor said: "How can a person who breaks his word and gets fat worthy of being my girlfriend?"

Cao Jun said: "Hey, by the way, Long smiled, I haven't asked you yet, how did you escape after you jumped off the love cliff that time?"

The Jade Emperor said mysteriously, "What do you say?"

Cao Jun smiled indifferently and said, "I don't have the heart to guess your experience!" I'm not interested in what you're doing, I'm interested in what you're doing here? Don't tell me you're here to invite your girlfriend to dinner. ”

The Jade Emperor said: "If I said that I really came here to eat with my girlfriend, would you be surprised?"

Cao Jun hugged Ling Aoshuang's body, leaned back with a smile, and said, "Hahaha...... Did I hear me right? You're here to eat with your girlfriend? I really want to see which girl is so visionless that she would find someone like you to be her boyfriend. ”

With a "ding", the elevator door opened.

Inside the elevator stood a slender girl with a bag, and she stood there as if it were the sun, making everything around her lose its brilliance.

As soon as the girl appeared, she immediately attracted Cao Jun's eyes.

Cao Jun's eyes followed the girl's body and did not leave for a moment.

Cao Jun looked at the girl in shock, saliva was about to flow out, and said, "Vice President, how could it be you?"

The girl's eyes rolled and said, "Is it a surprise?" Can't I come here? ”

"No, no, no...... No. Cao Jun stammered when he spoke, and said, "Vice President, I mean, if you are willing to appreciate the light, you can order any food in this restaurant, and I will treat you!"

Ling Aoshuang's face was longer than a donkey's face, but Cao Jun didn't care about her feelings at all.

The woman said, "Minister Cao, I'm really sorry, I've already made an appointment."

Cao Jun said in surprise: "You made an appointment?" Who's that? Could it be President Yun? ”

The woman tilted her head a little, looked at the boy behind Cao Jun, and said, "The person I asked for is him!"

Cao Jun turned around slowly, he only saw the Jade Emperor behind him, so Cao Jun was even more surprised, and said, "You...... Is he the one you have dated? ”

The woman nodded and said, "Exactly, yesterday afternoon, Long Yixiao helped me on campus, and I want to treat him to a meal tonight to show my gratitude to him."

Ling Aoshuang said: "Last night, the entire Weibo and WeChat of Huazhong University were spreading the news that Long Yixiao carried Qin Miaotong to the infirmary, and the current Long Yixiao and Long Yixiao the day before yesterday were really like two people. It's all hooked up with the colonel, it's amazing, it's really amazing! ”

Qin Miaotong looked at Ling Aoshuang and said, "This girl, who are you?" Please keep your mouth clean, the tongue of a woman with a long tongue can be easily cut off. ”

Ling Aoshuang stretched out her tongue and pointed it at Qin Miaotong, "You cut, cut, give you ten dares, do you dare to cut?" Now is a society governed by the rule of law, it is a crime to cut someone else's tongue, don't feel that you can do whatever you want if you have money in your family. ”

Cao Jun angrily slapped Ling Aoshuang in the mouth and said, "Shut up for me, do you have the right to speak?" ”

Ling Aoshuang covered his right cheek and said, "You hit me, you dare to hit me!" You beat me for the sake of other women. ”

Cao Jun glared at Ling Aoshuang and said, "What are you?" Who are you? Do you really think you're my girlfriend? Tell you, you're just my plaything, and when I've had enough, I'll throw you away. Now I've had enough of you. Also, your body has been seen by Long Yixiao, and you still say that you are innocent, I just don't want to embarrass you, but you don't know what to do, you dare to talk nonsense, get out, get away. ”

Ling Aoshuang left Long Yixiao, because he found Cao Jun, a rich second generation with a lot of money, originally thought that she gave everything to Cao Jun, and she would have no worries about food and clothing in the future, but what she didn't expect was that her ending would be like this, Cao Jun was unreliable at all, and he didn't regard Ling Aoshuang as his girlfriend at all.

The more Ling Aoshuang thought about it, the more angry she became, the more aggrieved she became, and she actually cried bitterly.

"Get out! Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of Lao Tzu! ”

Ling Aoshuang's aggrieved tears rolled to the ground one by one like beads with broken threads, and said, "Cao Jun, do you have a conscience?" I left Long Yixiao for you, for you, I even coaxed Long Yixiao to jump on the love cliff, for you, I gave you everything I had, and now you actually beat me and say such things to me, are you still not human? ”

Cao Jun said: "What a grandma's bastard, why are you talking so much nonsense, you are not only a long-tongued woman, you are also a woman wrapped in a stinky footcloth." Makes me sick. ”

Ling Aoshuang saw the elevator door open, and she got into the elevator headlong.

Cao Jun smiled all over his face, looked at Qin Miaotong and said, "Vice President, you have been misunderstood, because I am not strict in discipline." ”

Qin Miaotong calmed down and said, "Forget it, this matter has nothing to do with you." Minister Cao, if you have to do anything serious, Long Yixiao and I still have something to do in 308, so we will miss it. ”

Cao Jun said with a confused face: "No, vice president, I drove away my girlfriend tonight, and I am also alone now, can I invite this meal?" ”

"Can't!" Qin Miaotong's answer was neat and neat, and said: "You robbed Long Yixiao's girlfriend, and sneered at Long Yixiao, the two of you sit at the same table, I'm afraid that no one will be able to eat well, so, Minister Cao, you hurry up and chase your girlfriend, girls need to be coaxed, you scolded her away like this, be careful that she can't think about it, in case she really does something stupid, her parents find it, Minister Cao is afraid that it will not be easy to explain." ”