"Mom, don't you think there's something strange about me Ernie and Yun'er Ernie? Don't you really think there's anything unusual about their behavior? For the sake of the future of Ernie and Yun'er Oni, Xiao Crystal knew that she had to cut through the mess quickly, and when the door was closed in the dormitory, Xiao Crystal ran on the bed and turned around to have a showdown with her mother. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's so strange? Won't they welcome me when I'm here? Sika's mother, who returned to South Korea this time, planned to stay for three to five days, and after entering the spare room in the dormitory of her youth, she first decorated it a lot, and then sorted out her clothes.

"That's right! They just don't welcome you! ”

"How is it possible, seeing that Yun'er, this little girl, is very enthusiastic about me, pouring water and massaging, I am a little embarrassed to be enthusiastic......" Thinking of Yun'er's performance just now in order to please herself, Sika's mother still thinks it's funny.

"I don't even know what to say to you, I also thought it was incredible when I found out, but I checked it on the Internet, as well as my own imagination and understanding, and then I found an incredible thing!" Speaking of this, the little crystal cautiously leaned over like an underground joint, and whispered in his mother's ear: "Mom, let me tell you step by step!" What do you think of Lily? ”

"How's that? What the hell are you trying to say, kid? ”

"I think I'm in love with Ernie...... She found one of the most unexpected people we didn't expect! After making a small report, Crystal breathed a sigh of relief, and the whole person relaxed and lay on the bed on his back.

"Really? If this doesn't affect her career, I think it's still a good thing, although you Ernie is not too big, but it's not small after all, but because of your special career, your father and I don't dare to urge. You two children are not here, and our old couple is lonely enough in the United States......"

"Mom! Don't you care what kind of son-in-law Ernie is looking for? ”

"What? Is height, weight, appearance handsome, and quality good? You report them to your mother one by one, and I'll check for you Ernie first. Sika's mother became interested, put down the trolley suitcase, poured a cup of hot water and sat on the edge of the bed.

"It's about one meter tall, it's about six or seven, six or eight......"

"Is it one meter six eight? Isn't it a little shorter? ”

"It's about 90 pounds......

"Is it just over ninety pounds? What kind of boyfriend did you Ernie find, short and thin, even if she can bear one meter six or eight, but her physique is too thin! How can I protect you Ernie like this, I can't do a little heavy work...... Don't say anything else! How did she have the courage to say 'I'm her boyfriend' when she met the bad guys? In the eyes of Sika's mother, a real man should be like Sika's father, with a height of 1.85 meters, a muscular body, and an endless sense of security in living with him. As soon as I heard about Sika's boyfriend's height and weight, Sika's mother's heart was reduced by eight!

"Her appearance has nothing to do with handsomeness, if you have to let me say where she is handsome, it is probably the long black hair that is over the shoulders......"

"It's not handsome, and he has long black hair...... Originally, I thought that even if you stupid Oni couldn't look at people, at least the aesthetics weren't too bad, because at least you could see it from the outside! Sika's mother put down the water glass, and the original comfortable mood came to naught, like a roller coaster, up and down, such as "running the first prize is a car", desperately running first, looking at MMP's toy car!

"The aesthetics are really not bad, that one is a veritable heartthrob......"

"What a heartthrob! In this way, your Ernie boyfriend is really not good, you call you Ernie for a trip, but you can't call her boyfriend tomorrow, I'll talk to them, now the most important thing is to figure out where they have developed? ”

"If you want to talk about how far they have developed, they are already living together!"

"Living together!"

Seeing that her mother raised her voice in shock and anger, the crystal also beat the drum in her heart, she didn't mean to delay it again and again, but she didn't have the courage to tell the truth in front of this mother of icebergs, and Ernie is usually polite and kind, but the full moon will turn into a big iceberg. Now Little Crystal sighed and said, "Yes! I don't know how many years I've been living together! ”

"Go! Call you Ernie, and I'll ask her to introduce her boyfriend who is 1.68 meters tall, in his early 90s, with long black hair over the shoulder, and not at all handsome! ”

"I don't need to introduce it, because you know, very, very well...... Far away in the sky, close in front of you......" Seeing her mother looking at her, Xiao Jing hurriedly waved her hand in fright: "No, no...... I'm not saying I'm ......"

"Who said you, since you know, I'll let you say who that person is!"

"Yoon-Oni ......"

"Who?"

"Yoon-Oni ......"

Watching her mother pull over the pillow, Xiao Jing's heart was nervous, shouldn't her mother be angry and go to the two of them to beat up, so late the two of them have already entered the "pop" mode, right? How embarrassing it is to go like this! And his mother beat Ernie to him, Ernie knew that he was informing, and he didn't beat himself to be angry! Thinking of this, Xiao Jing hurriedly explained: "Mom, in fact, I think people have irrational times......

Xiao Jing didn't expect that she would be stuck on her face with a pillow before she finished her sentence, only to hear her mother say angrily and funny: "Okay, you Zheng Xiujing, even your mother is funny, isn't it, it's interesting to tease me?" ”

"No, it's really Yun'er Oni......"

"Are you going to go to the TV station tomorrow morning? Turn off the lights and go to sleep! ”

"It's really Yun'er Oni...... I've already investigated and understood their affairs, first of all, Ernie liked Yun'er Oni, she was jealous that Yun'er Ernie and Lee Sheng Gi were together, so she messed up Lee Sheng Gi and Yun Er Oni, and then in order to please Yun Er Oni, she specially sent clothes to Yun Er Oni, this is the second step! And when they were together, they used to hug each other in front of my eyes and didn't let go, one was sick and the other was worried like ants on a hot pot, they gave each other roses on Valentine's Day, and I saw with my own eyes the courage they could fight for each other on the ski slopes! Doesn't that tell the story? ”

"Crystal, you're not serious, are you! Mom thinks that you are a child who loves to think blindly, how can it be possible, although we often see lilies in the United States, but if the relationship between them is not normal, how can they be so generous in front of you without shying away! ”

"Mom! Think about it, they can be together openly, they can do what all lovers can do, they are not afraid, they are not shy about it! It's because they know that no one thinks about it, and the more natural they are, the less likely they are to be exposed, and the most dangerous places are often the safest places......"

"Crystal, I still can't believe it, how is it possible, how can you make me believe it? I think you're thinking too much, and you can't prove that the relationship between them is love! Did you hear them say, 'I love you'? ”

"I didn't hear it with my own ears, but I saw it with my own eyes! I was busy working on a tree all morning before I saw it! Xiao Jing said and flipped through the cotton clothes hanging on the bedside table, and opened the pair of slender little palms to her mother, and there were two wooden signs inside, one of which actually said "Sika I love you", and the other actually wrote "Yun'er I love you too"!

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"Little Crystal...... Isn't this just a farce, what should you let me do? ”

"Whether there is a problem or not, just in case, let them admit it first!"

"But how is this possible, they beat them to death and don't admit that even if they were really abnormal before, what reason do we have to say about them?" Hearing Xiao Crystal's rational analysis, although Sika's mother was eighty percent skeptical, she had to think about it carefully. If the eldest daughter is really a lily, then take her back to the United States as soon as possible, or let her find a man who can get by in all aspects, don't they all say that "the best way to forget one person is to like another person"?

"Mom, you answer me first, what do you think of Lily, is it okay for them to engage in Lily?"

"Of course the lily is not good, the reason why human beings can prosper for a long time is precisely because human beings abide by the laws of nature, even if there is nothing wrong with lilies, but others are walking, only they are walking backwards, that is not everywhere, they can't change the laws of this world, they can only adapt! My daughter is a lily, and she will never be able to pass me! My answer is no! ”

Crystal gritted her teeth, Ernie, Yun'er Ernie, I'm for your good, in order not to make you sad, a long head is better than a short pain, no matter how you beat me after that, I don't complain! Crystal approached her mother and said to her, "What if you say yes to them?" ”