Chapter 155: Plastic surgery is the greatest magic
"Mr. Crazy Death, uh...... Condolences. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Looking at the sad expression on his face, could it be that the bone wife dumped him? It was an expression that could only be seen on the face of a lovelorn person, and it was actually captured in his face.
No way?
This, how to think, how exciting.
Mad Death Jun suddenly burst into tears, lying on the table and crying bitterly, tears dripping from his face to the table. A strip of snot hangs down from the nostrils to the ground. Silk lubrication......
Liu Ye and Kawashima Jing were very curious, what was it that made the mad death king cry like this? I don't care about the image of my first male PR at all.
At this moment, he does not have the same elegant appearance as before, in short...... It's sloppy.
However, even so, the way he cried was still touching the hearts of many women.
Liu Ye and Kawashima Kagami set their eyes on the table, and the note on it read: "The leaves leave when they are ripe, and the roots remain in place until they wither, just waiting for the leaves to return." ”
With a simple sentence, Kawashima Kagami couldn't help but smack his tongue, "The bone woman wants to wait for him to be old." Wow, a little white face is a little white face, suitable for all ages. ”
The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention.
The brothers sitting around were naturally unhappy when they heard Kawashima Kagami comment on them like this.
"We are just workers who serve the people, so we are not little white faces! Please respect our work! ”
Seeing other people's reactions so strong, Kawashima Kagami's temper was also very rotten, seeing that so many people seemed to be bullying him alone, and thinking of the appearance of Mad Death-kun flirting with his sister, he couldn't calm down and snorted coldly: "What?" Am I wrong? Making money from women, relying on these opportunistic things, has no connotation at all, what is the difference between you and those female PR who sell your bodies? To do a line is to have a line of consciousness, don't put on a golden cloak and really feel that you are God. ”
"What did you say?!"
The expressions of many male public relations suddenly cooled down, and they wanted to fight with Kawashima Kagami.
"Slow ......" voice came from under the Mad Death King who was lying on the table.
What is he trying to say?
Everyone set their eyes on the Mad Death King.
The Mad Death King slowly raised his head and collected his sad look.
"Sorry, sir, our industry has caused you a misunderstanding, and we speak in a way that displeases you. It's our fault. "The customer is God, and as the No. 1 male publicist, it is good to run through this point." Sorry, I was so disrespectful just now. ”
These words made Kawashima Kagami lose his temper for a while.
"However, what is the relationship between you and the Bone Mother?" The bone woman left this passage, which doesn't seem to be a good word, but like a ......
The Mad Death King raised the corners of his mouth helplessly, since the matter had come to this point, the Mad Death King simply stopped hiding it, "Actually, the old man just now is my mother." Thank you for helping my mother to find me, and I owe you a great favor. ”
Mad Death King, is the son of the bone mother? It's the dog in the picture????
Liu Ye picked up the drawing paper in disbelief and put it next to the mad death king and compared it.
"I'll go, the eighteenth male college has changed, this is ......" Even the bones are deformed, this beautiful little white face is not the same as the dog in the painting!
The Kawashima mirror beside him was also stunned, raised his hand, and pinched the nose of the mad death king, "Dude, you have plastic surgery." ”
Otherwise, it would be impossible to become a completely different person!
The mad Death's nose 'clicked'. The facts speak for themselves.
Mad Death Jun smiled awkwardly, straightened his nose, and nodded, "Indeed, here, padded your chin." As he spoke, the Mad Death King continued to point to his nose, "It's also padded here." And here......" Mad Death Jun told the truth, "I have had double eyelid and eye corner surgery, the corners of my mouth have been raised 45 degrees, my face has been cut through the cheekbones, I have had face slimming injections, whitening injections, liposuction injections, eyelash extensions, lengthened prostheses, etc., my whole body has been done." ”
On the whole body, there is no place that is real, it is all made after the fact, so, of course, it is not like painting at all!
Cosmetic surgery is so great that sometimes you really can't look at a person by their appearance. Because behind that beauty, there are bloody experiments.
"Why are you spending so much money?" Mad Death Jun should have been very poor at that time, a very poor person endured the pain and plastic surgery, and then opened a male public relations shop, is it just for beauty?
When the Mad Death King said this, he was inevitably a little sad, "I believe you all know that I used to learn excavators...... "The Mad Death Jun recalled.
Liu Ye knows this.
"Could it be that the excavator told you that you need a facelift?" Kawashima Kagami has a hunch, and he is going to say something that seems touching and hypocritical, "Is it because your family is very poor, so it has always been your dream to be a male public relations, but because your family is too poor, you need to make money for life, so you learned an excavator, suffered from the torment and suffering of life, did a lot of hard work, herded horses, cattle and mules, and finally still couldn't let go of the dream of being a dick, and finally, overcame your heart and stepped onto this stage." ”
"Huh? How do you know? Mad Death Jun looked at Kawashima Mirror in surprise, and secretly sighed that this girl is a fortune teller, right?
Kawashima Kagami was also very polite: "It's okay, it's okay, don't you say that in those talent shows." ”
"You're only a little right, I did learn excavators because of my family's problems. But when I came out, I found that no one would use me, because ...... I'm a dog who can barely even step on the brakes. That's why I was despised. I had just left home that year, and I felt that the sky was very big and the sea was very wide, and the four seas were so big that I could go anywhere. But then I found out that this world is actually small and terrible, the world is so big, but there is no place for me, no matter where I go, no one wants me. I have an excavator education that is not in the stream, excavators need to have experience so they don't want me, other industries don't have a certificate and don't want me, in the end, I only found a job as a dishwasher. I worked day and night to wash the dishes and still didn't make much money every month, and one time I was so tired that I accidentally fell asleep and broke the plates, and my monthly salary was deducted that day. I couldn't take it anymore and left. It was also on that day that I met a very beautiful young lady, and she said to me gently: Can I soothe my wounded heart? I turned my head and looked at her, she was very beautiful, so, I nodded, and my heart was inexplicably warm at that time. After that, she smiled at me and said, "Only 998......"
It seems that the mad death king is also a person with a story, but ...... In the end, it's obvious that a female public relations is hooking up with the customer's sense of déjà vu!!
So, move a yarn!
(There will be a chapter in a while, and the double update will start tomorrow.) In addition: Big Mengmeng's "The Wizard in the Detective World" is on the shelves tonight, those who know and don't know are going to take a look, the old writer is an old writer, the quality is guaranteed, you can support it more. And a million words of free chapters are cool to see! )