Asking questions is the most fun, and everyone is looking forward to it, expecting the groom to be punished for not answering the questions.

This time, the second egg stared at Ximen Yuntian, but Ximen Yuntian didn't look at him, probably because he was a little weak in his heart.

Erdan didn't come up to ask questions, but asked first: "Officer, groom, is there anything you want to say to me before asking questions?" ”

Erdan wanted Ximen Yuntian to apologize to him for releasing his pigeons. This point, Ximen Yuntian knows this better than anyone else, but it is a little embarrassing for him to apologize on this occasion!

Ximen Yuntian sneered, "I don't have anything to say to you." As if he was afraid that the second egg would fix him, he then said: "Ask questions, the wedding is not a child's play, don't give me nonsense." ”

Li Erdan was completely disappointed, and thought to himself, if you let me release my pigeon, Lao Tzu has to fix you.

Seeing Erdan's disappointed expression, Yaya hurriedly winked at him and signaled him not to go too far.

Erdan pretended not to see Yaya's expression of frowning and winning, and said with a humane face: "I just said that the groom can't answer the question and punish, sing or do push-ups." Here I have to explain it first, there are five questions in total, and the push-up punishment should be done a hundred at a time. ”

Well, everyone was stunned. Isn't it hard to do a hundred push-ups?

He Xiaowei's small book is not a hundred, but ten, Li Erdan deliberately said a hundred, and put Ximen Yuntian to "death" and went home, because he was sure that Ximen Yuntian couldn't answer the question he was going to ask, and he couldn't sing and could only choose to do push-ups. Of course, Erdan will go from easy to difficult, and let Ximen Yuntian answer two or three questions as appropriate.

Actually, it's so easy for Ximen Yuntian to do push-ups, and there's no pressure to kill the world record in seconds.

may have seen that some guests in the audience had opinions, and Erdan continued, "A hundred push-ups is indeed a bit small, but the groom can't answer and can sing!" To tell you the truth, I haven't heard the groom sing the national anthem since I met him. I'm looking forward to this occasion for him to show off his singing voice and sing a few songs for everyone. ”

After Erdan said this, the guests in the audience laughed, but Ximen Yuntian's face was really bitter, because he never sang the national anthem, and he rarely even listened to it. Even Zhao Yaya, the person next to the pillow, has never heard him sing.

Li Erdan waved his big hand to silence the guests in the audience, pointed his left index finger to the sky, and said in a loud voice: "The first question." Ask the groom, "Do you know what month and day the bride's birthday is?" ”

Hey, Li Erdan played his cards according to common sense, Ximen Yuntian's tense heart suddenly relaxed, and Zhao Yaya smiled heartily.

Erdan handed the microphone to Ximen Yuntian's mouth, and Ximen Yuntian reported two dates one after another without thinking, one lunar and one gregorian calendar.

Erdan didn't know what Yaya's birthday was, so he checked with her and got a positive answer.

"The first question did not bother the groom, it seems that he is very well prepared." Erdan said with a smile, which caused the audience to laugh, and then said: "The second question is also not very difficult, a very humane question. May I ask the groom, when did you become attracted to the bride? How did you get her? The bride is my tenant, and I, the landlord, didn't get the moon first, but you kid got the first time. I'm telling you, I'm very unhappy with you in my heart. So you have to talk to me about this problem, and tell the big guys. ”

As soon as Erdan's words fell, his ass was kicked several times by the bridesmaid group behind him, and he was almost kicked under the steps of the wedding stage. He didn't lose when he was kicked, because what he said was too unconscionable.

Yaya blushed with shame, and did not regard the words of the landlord of the second egg as a belated confession, but what Ximen Yuntian said next would make her very embarrassed.

Ximen Yuntian took the microphone from Erdan's hand, and said to Erdan with a smile: "I think you have two questions. ”

"Uh. Erdan was suddenly dumbfounded, pinched his fingers in his heart and counted it, as if he had indeed asked two questions just now.

Alas, people have stumbles and horses stumble, and two problems are two problems.

Ximen Yuntian was very frightened at first, but now he is much better. He said that he was moved at the first sight of Zhao Yaya, and even said the date and the situation at that time. As for how to chase Yaya, he is very cheeky and says that he conquered Yaya with his personality charm, but who can say that he is wrong.

Ximen Yuntian's personality charm is really strong, okay? Most of the bank deposits, handsome and handsome, with a house and a car, both parents died, although a little sullen but enthusiastic and careful, this is the embodiment of his personality charm.

Ximen Yuntian easily finalized the three questions, and his intuition told him that the fourth question was a bit difficult to solve.

Erdan held the microphone and made a deep apology to the guests for not being able to stump the groom for three questions in a row.

If the main marriage He Xiaowei is here, he will definitely give a thumbs up to Erdan.

"Okay, now comes the fourth question. In order for everyone to hear the bridegroom's singing, I had to solve a problem. May I ask the groom, do you know the mobile phone number of the mother-in-law? Erdan said, with a cunning face, because he thought in his heart that Ximen Yuntian couldn't answer this question. Just now, Wu Jing was stumped by this question.

As soon as Erdan's words fell, Zhao Yaya put her hands into a trumpet shape and put them to her mouth and said loudly: "My mother doesn't have a mobile phone, and she hasn't used a mobile phone. So the fourth question goes straight to the point. ”

Yaya's mother has never been to school, she doesn't know a single big word, and she has never used a mobile phone, only a phone at home. If Erdan asked Yaya's phone number, he would definitely be able to stump Ximen Yuntian, but he didn't ask.

Ximen Yuntian couldn't hold back his laughter, but he sweated in his heart! Li Erdan was dazed, her head was suddenly a little dizzy, and her harem bridesmaids laughed when they saw him deflated, especially Xiaoqing's smile was the most exaggerated, and her waist was bent with laughter. Aren't the guests laughing too?

Erdan said stupidly: "How can this be? The mother-in-law doesn't have a mobile phone, so the mother-in-law should always have a mobile phone, right? The groom, you report the mobile phone number of your mother-in-law's father. ”

Ximen Yuntian's face darkened suddenly, how did he know the mobile phone number of his mother-in-law's father!

Seeing this, Erdan knew that Ximen Yuntian was stumped, and then said: "If you can't answer, you have to sing or do push-ups." Think about it, I'm sure you can figure it out. If you can't think of it, you just think about the lyrics of the song you're going to sing. ”

This time, Li Erdan has the chance to win. He knew that Ximen Yuntian would not choose to sing if he could not answer the question, but would choose to do push-ups. At this time, he was still a little depressed in his heart, because one hundred and two push-ups were too few, and he should have said a thousand just now.

At this moment, Zhao Yaya put her hands in the shape of a trumpet and put them to her mouth, as if she was about to speak again. Li Erdan suddenly felt bad, thinking that his mother-in-law and father would not have a mobile phone, right?

I'm going to go, don't take such a bully.

"My dad's phone was stolen by a thief on the street yesterday, and he doesn't have a phone now, so the fifth question doesn't need to be answered, and it goes straight through."

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