Chapter 3: I'm going to the alien players and I've already promised you in person!
When I passed the house next to the old man's house, there was a cry from the house. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
It's said that it's a long distance away, the houses in the countryside, you know, the outdoor toilets of each house, the vegetable patches around the houses, the wood fires, the pigsty.
Xuanxuan felt a trace of curiosity, so she passed, the door was open, so she looked inside, and saw that it was an old woman who was not young, hugging a boy with a somewhat bloated figure, the boy was holding the general's belly, with a circle of fat around his neck, and a large backpack on his back, and a long strip of black cloth tied to his head, the front end of the cloth strip was the forehead guard of Konoha Village in the Hokage, and the forehead guard was also cut from the middle by the middle two of the unknown sharp weapon, disguised as a member of Xiao, and most of the white sleeves seemed to be specially customized,Because there is a big cute word at the front end.,Surrounded by a circle of Q version avatars of the anime heroine.。
"Mother! I've finally found you! Do you know how many grievances and sins I suffered in that loveless three-dimensional! ”
"Son! You can definitely work hard to defeat the big x king of Vic! ”
The two hugged each other tightly and cried bitterly.
Needless to say, that stalk just now is obvious! Xuanxuan walked over: "Don't give in so easily!" You obviously don't know this aunt! It's so easy to admit that their settings are in your head? ”
"Ah!!h The boy turned his head to look at Xuanxuan: "This is really not the vulgar three-dimensional earth!" There was actually a sister paper who took the initiative to talk to me! My journey to conquer this world is about to begin! I'm going to give myself a domineering name! Yes!!! Please call me Leshucius v Britannia! ”
Xuanxuan turned around and didn't plan to continue communicating with this brain-dead, but the boy took the initiative to reach up and grab her wrist, and looked back at the thing and was still moved: "Ah! This is the pure body of the legendary girl! I finally have the courage to touch it today! I have experienced the changes that this world has brought to me! Please make a contract with me! ”
"You have a covenant with your mother's legs!" She was going to chop a kitchen knife into the merchant's hand, but after thinking about it, it didn't feel appropriate, so she turned the kitchen knife upside down and struck him on the arm with the back of the knife.
"Ah!!h The creature let go of her hand with a howl of pain, looked at her left kitchen knife and right hand wood axe, and said, "Are you a two-handed weapon berserker?" That's great! Matches my aesthetic! Then he covered his aching arm that had just been smashed by the back of the knife: "Ah, the demon in my body, this is not a battlefield for killing, please don't be impatient." ”
Xuanxuan ignored it, turned around and went out, the current target is still the mobile phone store...
The goods also came out, and when he saw the wonders of the world in front of him, he was amazed: "This place is really not an extraordinary earth! The legend of the new world will be written by me, Lu Xiuxiu v Britannia! ”
"Kid! You've been ignoring me for a long time! The aunt chased after her: "As a reward for completing the first mission, I will give you novice equipment!" ”
"Wow! Get it! Is it a slasher or something? I'm going to name it Gunchipper! ”
Wish. Whole. Generation. World. Target. Middle. Two. Residence. Man. All. By. New. Hand. Armor. Armor. Smash. Die. Xuanxuan muttered this, and in front of her was a room where there was a stove and a young man was pounding iron.
"Hello, excuse me... Xuanxuan looked carefully, the iron striking was unparallelably handsome, the figure was strong, and the muscles of the body were reflected by the fire with a touch of bronze in the sunset, she thought about it or a lady, so she put the chopping axe in the grass, and then put the kitchen knife in the small bag she carried, leaned over and asked.
"Is it asking where the weapon is strengthened? This is it! Come on! Put your gear in! The strongest equipment is born here! But enhancements aren't free! The iron striker turned his head and said to her heartily.
"Ah no, I don't reinforce, I want to ask where there is a phone repair...
"What's a phone?"
Xuanxuan almost didn't fall down when she heard this: "That... That's it... She carefully opened the bag, didn't let the kitchen knife leak out, took out the phone and handed it over.
The handsome guy who struck the iron took the phone: "That's it? Broken? ”
"Uh-huh!"
"Easy to do! Leave it to me! But it's not free! The handsome man who struck the iron put his phone on the anvil (the steel workbench where the blacksmith struck iron) and swung it down.
“。。。。。。 Huh? He let out a startled cry.
Xuanxuan looked stupidly at the internal organs of her mobile phone, the fragments of the integrated circuit board, flew to her feet and jumped for a moment.
"Shouldn't I anneal it before I build it?" The handsome guy who struck the iron held his chin seriously. (Annealing, normalizing, tempering, the steps for a blacksmith to make iron.) )
She bent down to pick up the fragments of the circuit board, trying to suppress her angry trembling, and finally couldn't help it when she heard that the thing was still about to anneal!! You're using my phone like a walnut??? Sure enough, a handsome man doesn't have a good thing!! Do you know how much I bought my phone!! ”
The frightened iron leaned back to face the increasingly tall Xuanxuan who breathed fire.,What walnut man's.。。。 That's right! Finally understood! Money!
"That... I don't know why, but it looks like I broke your valuables... But the novice village hasn't been a novice for nearly half a year... I'm really not rich ... Although there is no money ... But... ”
Although there is no money ... But? But I can pay you myself! That's right? It must be so! Is it the rhythm of the promise? Although I just said that handsome men don't have a good thing.,But... Xuanxuan looked at the face of the handsome guy who hit the iron idiotically, ah, it's actually quite like Lu Yi's, and it's also a little like Zhou Jie's stick, it looks more like a beast... She stared at the object's face, her own blushing.
"But I can give you free power-ups!" The handsome guy gave a thumbs up, and at the same time flashed Xuanxuan with his neat white teeth exposed.
Xuanxuan was blinded by the big white teeth. Ahh???h Wait.,It's not the same as what I thought.。。。
I saw that the handsome guy snatched the kitchen knife from Xuanxuan's hand at some point and was angrily held by her at some point, and stuffed a few stones with beautiful brilliance into the stove, and in a blink of an eye, a kitchen knife with colorful brilliance jumped out, and at the same time, a row of words popped up in the sky: 'Congratulations to the player for the success of the anonymous +12 kitchen knife in the novice village!! ’
"Wow! I accidentally put the most valuable strengthening stone in it! Congratulations! I don't know how much your thing is, but this strengthening stone is worth a lot of money! So girl! Please pay the bill! I can't afford it, but I have to make a promise! ”
I finally heard these four words.,But the location of the appearance and the related content seem to be a little wrong.。。。
In the vegetable field in the distance, a little black child wearing a belly pinched a locust in both hands and ran over and hugged the handsome guy's thigh: "Dad! Look what I caught! ”
"Oooh! Dogs are so capable! The handsome man looked down and stroked the child's head. Then another blonde and blue-eyed little white child ran over in diapers and hugged his other leg, holding a big toad that gave Xuanxuan goosebumps in his hand: "Daddy, I want it too!" Then a row of small heads of various shapes, colors, and hairstyles stretched out from the vegetable patch, and there must be more than a dozen of them, including yellows, blacks, whites, brown-skinned, gray-skinned, green-skinned, blue-skinned, long-tailed, winged, tentacles, and large eyes that occupy half of the body。。。。。。 What's that!!??? neatly shouted: "Dad is more than us!! ”
Xuanxuan's chatter here has been shattered into slag.
"Ah, I'm going to make you laugh, there's no way, there are too many players who can't afford to pay for enhancements." The handsome guy smiled embarrassedly, and at the same time looked at Xuanxuan with a hint of amusement in his eyes, the group of bear children had already started to crawl around him, and the bunch of strange races and alien creatures couldn't bear to look at him directly.
"Dog, let go of Daddy's legs! Shrewd! Don't climb up the doglegs! Yes! Who pinched the ass of the father? It's a dog, right? It must be a dog, right? He struggled to show his face, and said affectionately to Xuanxuan: "I have decided, our child's name will be Erhei." ”
I saw Xuanxuan pick up the glittering kitchen knife wrapped in a thousand Ruicai and waved it vigorously at the messy alien creatures: "Black your sister!!!!!!! ”
Can you add twelve without a bull fork! I saw that the landslide and the ground cracked, the iron striking and the messy alien children all flew into the sky like a space shuttle, and the iron striking man looked up to the sky and shouted: "Ahahaha, the equipment I strengthened is a cow!! No, you didn't pay me... Yes....... Yes.............. Yes....................... ”
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