Inn farce
"Little Er, serve the wine," Chen Ding shouted as he walked into the store
Xiao Er ran over, nodded and said, "How many guest officers?" ”
Chen Ding moved his head, Xiao Er looked behind Chen Ding, and shouted: "There are Mongolian bandits"
Xiao Er's roar frightened Chen Ding, Chen Ding hurriedly grabbed Xiao Er and said: "We just live in the hotel, and have no other intentions" The Mongolian team leader behind walked in and looked at Xiao Er in Chen Ding's hand and said: "Drive out the guests here, we have covered this store" After saying a gesture, twenty or thirty Mongolian warriors began to rush to eat and stay
Chen Ding pouted at Xiao Er, walked to the side and sat down, picked up the teapot on the table and poured water and drank it
"Ah" "chirp" A Mongolian warrior smashed the railing from the second floor and fell, the Mongolian captain threw away Xiao Er and looked up at the second floor, this is two fat and thin men walked out of the room on the second floor, and looked at the Mongolian captain, Chen Ding looked at this change and smiled: "There is a play, Xiao Er is served"
At this time, Xiao Er dared to serve the food, stood up from the corner of the wall with his chest, and hurriedly ran to the back kitchen, at this time the shopkeeper walked from the backyard to the inn with a fan and said: "Guest officers are only welcome to eat here, and they are not welcome to use force..." And the other fat man is holding a sausage in one hand, eating chicken legs in the other, Chen Ding grabbed the chopsticks on the table and shot at the shopkeeper, "poof" The chopsticks in the chest of the shopkeeper spit a mouthful of saliva, and it can be seen that a black oil insect is lying on his stomach
The shopkeeper hurriedly stepped on the dead insects, opened the fan and said, "It's too much to deceive, ah~"
Chen Ding looked at the shopkeeper's luck of martial arts almost squirted out of the tea in his mouth, the Mongolian captain glanced at the rushing shopkeeper, slowly pulled out the knife with one thumb, Chen Ding hurriedly picked up the martial arts "whoosh" Chen Ding blocked the way of the shopkeeper's sprint, the shopkeeper hit Chen Ding's head, took a few steps back and sat on the ground, Chen Ding smiled and said to the Mongolian captain: "Hehe, you have a few opponents upstairs, this person is still afraid of dirty knives when he kills, and it disturbs you to continue" After that, he dragged the shopkeeper to the guest table
The shopkeeper sat down on the table in a daze, and Chen Ding said: "Don't pretend, you can serve any dishes here."
The shopkeeper was stunned and looked at Chen Ding and said, "What are you talking about?" Why are you standing in front of me, or the Mongol Khan will fall at my feet at this time."
Chen Ding looked at the shopkeeper and said: "Then please, go up and beat that Mongolian" The shopkeeper stood up suddenly, stretched out one hand to Chen Ding facing the Mongolian Great Khan, and made a gesture to rush up, Chen Ding asked: "What are you doing?" ”
The shopkeeper turned his head to look at Chen Ding, who didn't say anything, and said, "Don't stop me, I'll go up and kill that Mongolian."
Chen Ding touched his nose and said, "Is it interesting?" That Mongolian and the two upstairs are not something we can provoke, so let's sit down and eat something and watch them fight."
The shopkeeper smiled: "Hahaha, I mean the same thing, hey, that Mongolian is with you?" ”
Chen Ding looked at the Mongolian captain who was staring upstairs at the moment, and said to the shopkeeper: "He's my bodyguard!" Alas, hungry to serve food"
The shopkeeper looked at Chen Ding and said: "So powerful, okay, the young master will serve the food, you wait a minute, I am in charge of the kitchen" After that, he entered the back kitchen
Chen Ding shouted, "Hey, let the brothers in!" It's weird hot outside."
The Mongolian captain made a gesture, and all the Mongolian warriors in the inn retreated, and when a Mongolian warrior wanted to pull the Mongolian warrior who fell from the second floor, Chen Ding hurriedly said: "Don't touch him, you go out first, he will be handed over to me"
The Mongolian warriors and guests in the inn all left the inn, and the Mongolian captain said to the master on the second floor: "Where did you come from?" ”
"Uhha, brother, he can talk! As soon as he came in to meet us, he kept looking at us, and he gestured for a long time but still didn't speak, I thought he was dumb! The fat man said, scratching his head
The thin man said, "Hmph, Wang Ba is careful"
Wang Ba hurriedly said: "Don't call me by name, I'm not Wang Ba, my name is Tianba" Saying that, he stood with his hands on his shoulders, the thin man looked at the Mongolian captain motionlessly, and said in a low voice: "What's your name, there are no nameless ghosts under our brothers"
The corners of the Mongolian captain's mouth rose and said, "Zana"
Wang Ba swallowed the food in his hand and whimpered and said, "Brother Wang Kai, uh-huh"
The thin man's hand was taken out of his clothes, and Chen Ding just drank the tea in his mouth and squirted out, Chen Ding stared at the hand covered with black insects and muttered: "This person is from the Southern Gu Clan?" ”
Chen Ding whispered: "Lord Zhana, be careful of the insect in your hand, I'm afraid this kid is from the Southern Gu Clan."
Zhana glanced at Chen Ding, and roared: "A giant elephant lit up behind the rising sun of ten thousand beasts" The muscles of the whole body of the whole person burst out, the corners of Zhana's mouth rose and pulled out a scimitar and said: "The consequences of touching the gods of the grassland are very miserable" After that, the figure jumped up and went straight to the two thin and fat men, the thin man took a step back, and the fat man roared: "Meat ball technique" said that the body shape changed, his hands and legs retracted into his clothes, and the whole person turned into a meat ball, Zhana muttered: "Carving insect skills"
Zhana slashed hard at the meat ball, only to see that the knife slashed on the meat ball as if it was cut on cotton, and actually fell in, Zhana's pupils dilated as if he saw something incredible, and the cut knife mark suddenly rebounded, "Ah" Zhana flew out upside down, but a closer look can see that Zana is followed by a string of black insects
Chen Ding muttered: "The cooperation between these two people is really tacit, that insect is thrown out when people are flying upside down and it is impossible to guard against it, it is indeed wonderful."
"Come on, come on, serve the food, and a pot of good wine" The shopkeeper walked out with the dish and said to Chen Ding, Chen Ding smiled and picked up the chopsticks and stood up, running to meet the shopkeeper, suddenly slipped, the chopsticks were thrown out, Chen Ding fell to the ground, the chopsticks that flew out hit the wine jug, the wine jug actually flew upside down and touched the shoulder of the shopkeeper, the wine in the wine jug suddenly sprinkled to the sky, coincidentally sprinkled on the insects who followed Zhana, the thin man's eyes narrowed, the fat man suddenly hammered the pillar next to him, Chen Ding shook his head and stood up and said: "Ahhhh I'm sorry for the shopkeeper, but I saw you spilled your wine."
The shopkeeper looked at Chen Ding and said, "I don't have much wine in my store."
Chen Ding took out ten taels of silver and said, "Count it mine."
The shopkeeper's eyes suddenly widened and said, "Alas, I said it earlier, there is a lot of wine in the store."
Chen Ding said: "Really? I like to drink spirits."
The shopkeeper hurriedly pushed Chen Ding to sit down, put the food on the table and said: "Wait a minute" and ran back to the back kitchen, Chen Ding smiled and just picked up the teapot to pour tea, the shopkeeper was already standing in front of the table with a jar of wine, Chen Ding looked at the shopkeeper and said: "The shopkeeper, how is your speed... Why is it so fast, I haven't poured this tea yet"
The shopkeeper poured a good wine and said: "Alas, this is different, you give money is like adding horsepower to me, not firewood, I am like that raging flame, once you add firewood, I will warm the whole world"
Chen Ding nodded and whispered: "Finally met someone who is not more reliable than what I said" Chen Ding smiled and said: "How about this wine?" ”
The shopkeeper said, "Listen to me."
"Hmm"
"Drink it down," Chen Ding picked up his glass, "That's called a beauty," Chen Ding drank it all, nodded and said, "Well, beauty"
"Ha, the second cup is down, to protect your kidneys"
Chen Ding just took a sip and was choked and said, "Ahem, what kidney is not lost?" I? ”
The shopkeeper said with two eyes: "Don't worry, I know that everyone is a man" Chen Ding reluctantly drank the second cup
The shopkeeper said: "Hehe, three cups and four cups are under the arms of you to enjoy one night"
Chen Ding's face changed while holding the wine glass, and he immediately threw the wine in his hand to the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper squatted down and avoided it with a shocked face and said: "What's wrong with the eldest brother, I, I know it's the morning, but it's just to persuade Jiu Yao."
Seeing that there were suddenly a few more long insects on the ground behind the shopkeeper, Chen Ding stood up and said: "Don't hurt the innocent, otherwise I guarantee that you won't be able to get out of this door."
The fat man upstairs looked at Chen Ding with sparks in his eyes, and the thin man said hoarsely: "Wang Ba, let's go" After that, the thin man walked down the second floor, Zhana has now stood up, looked at the fat and thin two who came and said: "Stay, otherwise a thousand knives will cut you"
The fat man took a step forward in his body, and the thin man held the fat man's shoulder and said, "Don't be impulsive, this hero, your subordinates won't let us go, it seems that we can only stay in our guest room."
Chen Ding looked at Zhana, who yelled: "I'm not his subordinate, he has nothing to do with me"
When the shopkeeper heard that, he pointed to Chen Ding and said, "Wow! It turned out to be a liar, I thought you were the young master of the town, heh, do you know how much silver you have for this table? ”
Chen Ding spread his hands and said, "Ten taels of silver is not enough?" ”
The shopkeeper took Chen Ding's hand and came to the counter and said: "Come on, I'll calculate it for you, a plate of imperial potatoes is six taels."
"What? Six taels of potatoes on a plate? Chen Ding looked at the shopkeeper in shock
"What's wrong? Can't you hear me? It's the Imperial Dynasty, does the Imperial Dynasty understand? The shopkeeper yelled at Chen Ding
Chen Ding waved his hand and said, "Then that leg of mutton and stewed mutton and that black and non-slippery one are also from the dynasty!" ”
The shopkeeper nodded and said, "Those are for the big businessmen and nobles who come and go."
Chen Ding took a breath and said: "I said that when I came, I couldn't even see you, and I still ate cheap food, so it turns out that this is still a grade."
The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "By the way, I almost missed an item, and I saw thirty taels"
Chen Ding suddenly smiled and said, "How can I still get money when I see you?" ”
"Of course, I'm very busy, and I have to pay for it," the shopkeeper said, with a calculation
"Introducing fees? This is the first time I've heard it, hey, that Mongolian captain, have you heard of it? Chen Ding said, Zhana put the scimitar into the scabbard and said, "Someone will tie these two people to the back stable."
Chen Ding saw that Zhana didn't pay attention to himself at all, so he turned his head to the shopkeeper and said, "Say, how much is this?" ”
The shopkeeper made a calculation and said, "So-so, I'll charge you fifty taels!" ”
Chen Ding reached into his clothes, took out a large bag of silver, threw it to the shopkeeper and said, "This inn will report it to us in the next few days!" There are five hundred taels of silver here, and it is quite heavy to put on my body."
The shopkeeper was stunned and stammered: "This, uncle, you are the gold master!" ”
As soon as the two Mongolian warriors came into contact with the thin man, the two suddenly screamed, Zhana just walked out of the inn and hurriedly turned his head, Chen Ding also looked at the two Mongolian warriors, only to see that the two of them were crawling with insects for a moment, Zhana shouted: "Hurry up and let him go"
Chen Ding shook his head and said: "I'm afraid it's not that simple" wrapped the two insects began to shrink, in the blink of an eye, the original Mongolian warrior stood only left a pool of blood that seemed to be nothing, Zhana took a breath, Chen Ding saw that there seemed to be a pincer under the clothes where the two of them grabbed just now, Chen Ding suddenly had an evaluation of the thin man, this person is insidious and vicious is not a simple role, and the two have not shown any real martial arts skills until now
Zhana took out his scimitar and rushed at the thin man, who measured his body to avoid Zana's attack and said, "For the sake of his subordinates, don't do it!" My friends have also been hungry for a long time, this time let them have a full meal, and to thank you, this loophole will let you"
Zhana heard the voice next to his ears and immediately looked at the thin man's red eyes in surprise, the fat man next to him roared, "bang" an arm smashed on Zhana's back, Zhana staggered to the table in front of him, the two turned to look at Chen Ding who was standing by the counter, the thin man coughed twice and said hoarsely: "Since this Mongolian said that he wouldn't let us go, then we will go up first"
Chen Ding nodded, put his body aside, the thin man and the fat man walked past Chen Ding and stopped, the thin man whispered: "We have just started the competition, be careful" Chen Ding saw a red light flash in the thin man's red eyes, Chen Ding smiled and whispered: "Willing to accompany"
The thin man and the fat man walked upstairs side by side, Chen Ding turned around and asked the shopkeeper, "Is there a candle?" ”
The shopkeeper looked at the sky outside and said, "I don't need it in broad daylight!" ”
Chen Ding slapped the table and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and bring it!" ”
The shopkeeper hurriedly took out last night's candle, Chen Ding luck martial arts "whew" a flame flashed, the candle instantly turned into wax oil, Chen Ding picked up the wax oil and sprinkled it on his body, and suddenly a few red traces appeared on his body, these traces are constantly changing, Chen Ding luck martial arts followed these traces and killed them with red hands, the thin man upstairs turned his head to look at Chen Ding's face covered by the cloth and moved hoarsely said: "You won the first round, you are not a simple person, I'm afraid you are also a Gu master"
The fat man looked at the thin man and said, "What's wrong with Brother Kai?" ”
The thin man moved his head and said, "Wang Ba keeps an eye on him, this person is left for me to deal with"
The fat man nodded and said, "I'm hungry, do you want to eat?" ”
The thin man said, "Take it and eat it, I'll see if someone poisons you."
The fat man nodded and walked downstairs, and after Chen Ding was finished, he looked at the door of the thin man's room and muttered: "I don't know if the Gu technique is more powerful than the queen bee?" Then he walked back to the table and sat down to eat
After being helped up by the Mongol warriors, Zhana shouted: "That fat man, you stop, I will duel with you"
The fat man didn't even pay attention to Zhana, and hurriedly ran into the back kitchen, and the shopkeeper immediately ran in distress when he saw it, Zhana wanted to rush up to chase after him, Chen Ding shouted: "That Mongolian captain is doing this." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoCome and sit down, breakfast and lunch are served early! The consumption here is very high, do you have the money? ”
Zhana suddenly realized: The Mongol team never went out with money, because it was enough to rob the Central Plains. Chen Ding saw Zhana who was stunned and said: "Where is it pestle, call someone to come in and do it, I paid for this food and accommodation, I invited"
Zhana immediately cast a grateful look at Chen Ding, Chen Ding sighed and said: Mongolians are simple, if there is revenge, they will repay it, and if they have kindness, they will repay it;