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I saw Sun Crucian standing on a temporary high platform, holding a stack of toilet paper in his left hand and a stack of manuscript paper in the other.

There were a lot of people present, the mayor, crucian carp, the novice trio, and the surrounding neighbors.

Accompanied by sad music, Sun Crucian Fish slowly spoke: "Relatives and friends, friends, we stand here today, with a very heavy heart, deeply mourning our good colleagues, good friends, good sons, good friends, good comrades, Pablo Hobay - Francisco Paula Nepono Ceno de Remidios - Cipoliano - Sandisima Maria Yoksky!" ”

A black-and-white portrait of a carp drinking yogurt flew up from behind. From the back slowly drove a small car, carrying a boiling cauldron, the pot surging with the aroma of carefully cooked fish, only to see that it was a pot of soup that looked good, there were green onions, coriander and other things, carp lying in a graceful posture inside... Sun Crucian took out a bottle of AD calcium milk, opened it and poured it in.

Sun Crucian Fish couldn't cry: "I... I can't go on anymore, and I have invited my most promising son, Pablo Hobay, Francisco Paola, Niponochero, de Remidios, Ciporiano, Sandisima, Maria, Crito, Brasdi, Parisio! Read the eulogy for me... ”

The crucian carp walked up: "Dear comrades, parents, gentlemen, Sao. Hello guys, my ignorant, incompetent, shameless, brainless, idealistic, ambitious, uneducated, unemployed, unemployed, unwives, morals, unqualified, and unbanked younger brother is referred to as Yorksky, and then referred to as carp, and finally died! Ahahahaha! ”

Sun Crucian suddenly gave him a kick from behind: "Nima, what are you talking about!" I'm proud of you, and I've changed my name to crucian carp! You talk well, no! ”

"Ahem. Yorks, who died of suffocation on the 38th day of the year 250 in the festival calendar, died at the age of ... I don't know how old he is, he died early, died early, died early, and here, on behalf of all the townspeople of River Crab Town, I would like to warmly celebrate the death of Yorksky! ”

"Celebrate you bought a watch!" Sun Crucian Yu gave him another kick from behind, and snatched the speech from his hand: "Comrade Yokski has been active in his work all his life, and he has been conscientious and conscientious, hardworking, silently dedicated, and does not care about personal gains and losses. I said you should pay the money first, I have been preparing this gift account for a long time! ”

The crucian carp poked his head out from behind: "He followed the crab king to do robbery business~~~"

"Since joining the robbery team of the Crab King, he has always devoted himself to his work and career, doing a line, loving a line, fine a line, dedication and love, playing an important role in many important robbery projects with tight time and heavy tasks, customer service has all kinds of difficulties, working overtime to rob, and no complaints, because of outstanding robbery, he has been repeatedly commended, he is honest to colleagues, sincere and bold, fair and just, and is thrown by everyone's rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes, what he shows to everyone, is always so cheerful, so confident, A bright and hearty smile will never leave a penny in your pocket, and we will miss it deeply. When will you pay the bill。。。。。。

But it is such a good comrade, a good son, a good friend, and a good comrade-in-arms who left us at such a young age, remember to hurry up and pay the gift! We condemn the scoundrel who killed the fish without blinking an eye and took away my beloved son! ”

The audience was instantly excited, and the mayor took the lead in standing up: "Everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, crabs!" Sun crucian carp Lao'er, are you mixed up or what kind of crab, dare to talk without crabs, crabs? ”

“。。。 Adult crabs,Condolences with crabs are not presentable, crabs... Mayor Town, you pull your head and hand over the gift account first... ”

"Forget the crab, for the sake of your dead son, don't worry about the crab with you, the whole town residents want to know the crab, which villain killed the fish without blinking an eye and took away your beloved son Crab!"

Sun crucian carp blinked a few times, pointed at Xuanxuan and said, "It's her crab!" ”

Xuanxuan was enjoying the iron grape juice that was brought out of the hotel, and when she heard this, she squirted: "What? Obviously it is... ”

In an instant, her voice was drowned out by the voices of the townspeople, and she was surrounded by the excitement of the townspeople, supported by countless hands, thrown into the sky by countless cheers, and then thrown into the sky again by the excited townspeople.

Sun Crucian Fish was taken aback, and hurriedly announced again: "It's not her crab!" It's the crab that I killed and strangled myself! If you pay the bill, whoever you say is a crab! ”

The mayor was also surprised when he saw this scene: "No, how can you have a carnival against the fish killer, crab!" ”

Xuanxuan was constantly hugged into the sky: "Don't make trouble!" Put me down! Put me down! ”

The people were excited: "Please, you can also destroy the crab king, crab!" ”

"Please, crabs..."

"We are really unwilling to let the first high-frequency word in this book be taken away by crabs, crabs。。。。。。"

"Don't ask the crab !! yet" Sun Crucian Yu took out a loud electric horn turned on to the maximum volume: "Please write my gift account first, and pay this money first, crab!! ”

"Actually! Speaking of getting rid of carp! You should be even more grateful to the mayor! Without the help of your mayor, it would be impossible to get rid of the carp! Xuanxuan shouted.

Out of politeness and flattery, the people ran over and threw the mayor into the sky.

Originally, the mayor didn't expect the people to cheer for Xuanxuan, but now he didn't expect to be pushed back to him, he was also praised by the people and hugged the sky: "Don't crab!" Don't dare to be a crab! I know I'm great crab! But let's put me down the crab first! ”

Ji Xueba suddenly rushed to the front desk and snatched the big electric horn from Sun Carp's hand: "There is only one truth!" There is no such thing as twins! Mayor Mare, you're the Crab King, aren't you? ”

The mayor of the town is still being constantly hugged to the sky by the people: "Bloody mouth spewing crabs!" ”

Xuanxuan's feet touched the ground, and she pushed her non-existent glasses: "Remember when we came, I ripped off one of your legs and roasted it to eat?" ”

"Remember the crabs! You scoundrel crab! What a crab! ”

"You fainted when you came into contact with the gas in the sewer, but we just smelled it and didn't hit it to the point of dizziness, and even Ji Xueba's physique was so poor, that is, you were pretending to be dizzy. Later, I met you in the hotel, and the leg on your face was missing, even if it was a twin, even if it was exactly the same leg that was broken off from my brother that day, my brother immediately reacted, that would be too strange! ”

"My physique is worse than Ji Xueba, how can I be a crab! I just can't stand the weird smell of crabs! Our twins are one with a problem, the other will react immediately with one concentric setting, how crabs! ”

"Oh, that's better." Xuan Xuan waved her hand, and Lu Xiuxiu appeared from the crowd of excited people, holding his spear high: "Then that means that if you kill the mayor, if you kill the mayor, the twin crab kings will also die at the same time, right?" ”

The spear was raised very high, and the sharp tip of the spear shimmered with cold light, and if it fell like this, it would definitely be pierced.

"Ahhh The mayor of the town saw that the spear of Lu Xiuxiu who was holding high was about to poke him, and a crab-shaped shock wave broke out in an instant, pushing Lu Xiuxiu and the people to the ground, and the mayor stood in the pile of people who were knocked down by the shock wave, posing in the shape of Rodin's "David", with one hand on his shoulder, glaring at the camera, and the two crab eyes were particularly sharp: "That's right... I'm the Crab King。。。。。。 Crab. ”

Sun Crucian Fish, who had been robbed of the electric horns, was extremely helpless: "You can do whatever you want!" First hand over the gift account, ladies and gentlemen! ”

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