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Next, please enjoy ~haha~ps: There are a lot of authors in it! Let's see how many you know~haha~

Preface

1, this is Chinese New Year's Eve sp, I can't write in English, in short, it is the meaning of the special article.

2. This chapter is a spoof plot, if you see some inappropriate words and phrases in this article, please don't be confused, because that's what I wrote.

3. This article took me about 52 hours.

4、Although it's the OVA version,But I won't release the TV version.。

5. The names of the people in the book are all the names of the authors of the novels.

6. The original name of "cherry blossom with the moon" in the text was "White River Cold Autumn".

Zhongying

The spirit of light and water

Bang Castle ...... In the temple at night

"Ah!!!h The scream of a woman in the mouth of an evil dragon soars into the sky, adding endless pleasure to this peaceful city.

"Miss Yingbanyue!!" A bearded priest shouted at the woman who was held in the mouth by the dragon.

"Holy shit! I'm a man, don't call me Miss! Sakura with Sakura in the dragon's mouth was still arguing when it was in danger.

"My day, who told you to look so much like a woman, and even have breasts." The long-bearded priest also yelled at Sakura with the moon as if he was not convinced.

"What do you TMD say? Believe it or not, I'll strangle you right away. Sakura Tsuki yelled angrily at the bearded priest as the scar was revealed.

"Why are you not convinced that you look like a woman? Here you go. The long-bearded priest danced as he spoke.

"Hey?! ~~ You still don't believe it, don't you ............"

The argument lasted 10 minutes............

"Enough!! TMD, do you still have me in mind? I'm your kidnapper! The evil dragon couldn't recognize it, and after spitting Sakura out of his mouth and putting it on his hand, he yelled angrily at Sakura Banyue.

"Phew!" Sakura Banyue wiped the saliva on her face because of the evil dragon's words, and said, "Boss, haven't you rinsed your mouth for a few years?" It stinks~"

"Ahaha~~" The evil dragon smiled awkwardly, "About three thousand years." Well?! No, his grandmother's, you don't change the subject! (It seems that this dragon is not benzene)"

"Longbeard Sacrifice, he bullied me~~" Sakura Banyue said to the Longbeard Sacrifice below with tears in her eyes.

"Don't be afraid, saint, I'll deal with him...... Ah~~~" As soon as the long-bearded priest finished speaking, he was blown away by the evil dragon's nose.

"Hahahaha, I'm the evil male bubble dragon, and I'm here to kidnap a saint girl to play because I'm idle and bored today. If you want to save him, come to Tianfu Square. Hahahaha," the male bubble dragon dropped this sentence and flew away...... "Touch!" "Because I didn't look ahead when I was flying, I accidentally collided with a Chinese civil aviation plane.

"Captain............" co-pilot Xiao Wang said to the captain.

"I ...... I didn't mean to hit that sparrow (?). Yes, I hit the brakes, but they didn't work. The captain hurriedly said to Xiao Wang.

"No, I'm not trying to say that." Xiao Wang shook his head, "I mean to say, you keep the light on the left turn now, but you are flying forward......"

"Ahh The screams of the holy cherry blossoms and the moon came from mid-air, once again adding a touch of life to the calm city.

"Don't worry! I won't leave you so easily. "Male Bubble Dragon with his hand (?) Said after catching the falling Sakura with the moon.

"Thank you...... Thank you......" Sakura Banyue looked at the blood-covered dragon head and felt a sweet feeling in her heart, and unconsciously blushed (the taste of love).

"Elder, what do we do now?" A young priest said to the bearded priest in the boogers.

"Hey~~ (crawling out of the boogers)," the elder patted the boogers on his body and said to the young priest, "You have also seen that we can't defeat it with our strength, and it seems that we can only invite him to play." ”

"He? Could it be ............?"

"That's right! It's him, you go find me a dress now, and I'll go and ask him myself." ”

“yessir！” The young priest gave a military salute to the elder and left......

The first episode over

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Episode 2

A man in gorgeous clothes (← Elder Sacrifice Elder: Damn, why are you exposing my bottom so quickly? I came to a shop called "Tea Shop".

"That...... Lord Water Elf, I have something to ask for. The elder said to a teenager in the tea shop who was watching AV.

"Don't do it!" The boy known as the water elf immediately refused without even thinking about it.

"Amazing, isn't it?" The elder was surprised.

"This is the way of the world, do you want me to help? Yes~! The old rules! The water elf said in a rogue tone.

"Hehe~ This, I brought it early." The elder touched it with a smile in his arms, and then took out a large bag. The water elf's eyes lit up and he immediately pounced on the bag.

"Don't worry, don't worry." The elder said as he dodged the water spirit's attack. "As long as you promise me this, it's all yours."

"Good!! Quick, get me the bag. The water elf said anxiously (Money-hungry? The answer will be revealed right away, so to speak).

"Okay~ give ......" Before the elder finished speaking, he found that the bag in his hand was gone, and after looking around for a while, he saw the water elf hiding in the corner of the wall with the bag just now, and he could faintly hear his voice:

"Heh~ This is Angelie's underwear, this is Yansi's, and Takamachi's (Naha: It's なのは~~ and~ Author!) How can this happen? How did my panties end up running into your show? Author: The plot needs it~ Don't mind, don't mind. Naha (fist in her right hand, bruises on her head): How can you not mind!! RisingHeart!Starlightbreaker is in full swing! With a bang, the author flew into outer space. Oh u~~~ Even Luna's has it, and this time it's overpriced. After the water spirit finished counting the "goods", he turned to the elder and said, "So~~ What do you want me to do for you?" ”

"Rescue our holy woman from the dragon."

"Don't do it!" Once again, the water elves resolutely rejected.

"Isn't it enough for me to give you so much currency? (Note: The currency of this world is "beautiful panties", "Luo Li panties", "Xiaoqiang panties", "Zhengtai panties", etc.~)" The elder said aggrievedly.

"The evil dragon is a super powerful character, how can I fight it." Although he said this, he stretched out his hand to the elder, and the meaning was obvious, giving some "money".

"Damn, I gave it up for the sake of the Holy Maiden." As if he had made up his mind, the elder took out a white underpants from his hand and said. "This is a limited collector's edition panty from Kamio Kansuzu (which appeared in the air), and that should be enough, right?"

"Ah, enough! Enough is enough. The water fairy snatched the panties and said as if he had obtained a super treasure.

"Then you can go now, right?"

"No way!" In times categorically refused.

"Why?" The elder was a little angry.

"Holy! Haven't you played Dragon Quest? Of course, go first to buy medicine and equipment. ”

"Yes, yes~ Then you hurry up OK?"

The water elves used a few ordinary underwear in the store to change their gear and stood at the gate of the city......

“%$&； ##&； #*#&!(← spell), come out, Dark Wolf (← the author of a certain book, acting as a spirit palm class here (?) animals). ”

"Whew~~" A wolf howl rose to the sky. The water sprite jumped on the wolf's back:

"Let's go! Dragon's Domain.............................. Where? ”

End of Part II......

Note: Since the author of this book is a water elf, the water elf will use "I" when speaking in the future.

PS: Due to the use of special characters when applying for an account, it is now called "Elf 11", and it can be corrected in a month.

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Three episodes

"The realm of the evil dragon is in Tianfu Square." The elder looked at a young man riding on the body of a wolf like a cucumber (Rao Kou ==!) said. (Note: There are 100 kilometers from the city gate to the temple)

"What?! Tianfu Square? Isn't that in Chengdu, 5 light-years away? I said in surprise.

"Yes, there it is."

"Damn, I didn't expect to run so far." I gritted my teeth. "Dark Wolf! ……”

"Wait! Your dark wolf looks like he's dying of exhaustion, and you're going to make him (i.e., "he" not it) run for 5 light-years? ”

"Who said I'm going to let him run?" I looked at the elder with disdain, and then said to the dark wolf, "Dark wolf, go and grab me two plane tickets to Chengdu." ”

"Ryouja," the Dark Wolf saluted me and left......

After a while, the dark wolf came back with a man in his mouth......

"I told you to grab a plane ticket, what are you arresting people for?"

"Because there are two plane tickets and only one person, I let this person eat those two plane tickets and bring him back." Dark Wolf said proudly.

............ "Me and the elders."

"That'...... How do I get my plane ticket? ”

"Gouge open his belly!" The Dark Wolf said evilly. The man he was holding was startled when he heard his words, and hurriedly struggled.

"Hey~~ Brother, what's your name and what are your last words? Say it quickly. I said to the man sentimentally.

"My name is Xiao Wei is not small~ Big brother, I have the old and the young, please let me go~ I also want to update the novel of "The Bloodthirsty Saintess".

"I haven't read your book, but don't worry, I'll finish it for you." I said sadly, and then slipped open his belly......

"Ah!!h A scream rose to the sky. Once again, it adds to the fun of this calm city.

Residents: Fuck! Do you want people to sleep?

"Yi? How okay. Xiao Wei carefully examined his body.

I showed a "You idiot, huh? He said, "This is a novel, how can people die so easily?" Okay, no more nonsense, I'm going to Chengdu. ”

Xiao Wei looked at the back of me leaving, and there was a ripple in his heart. （==！ ）

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Four episodes......

...... on board

"I hate it" and "I don't want it," bursts of women's laughter came from a plane.

"hohoho~~ you can't run away." I was like a scoundrel, chasing the flight attendants in the plane.

"Bump!" The door to the aft compartment where I was was kicked open.

"Don't move! It's hijacking time. The captain quickly stopped the plane. A middle-aged man with a toy submachine gun said.

"Uh~ Dude, this is the tail cabin, and it's 108,000 miles away from the cockpit." I said to the middle-aged man with shame.

"What?!" The middle-aged man observed the next four weeks, "Damn, I ran wrong, I'm sorry~~ Everyone, please continue." The middle-aged man nodded and retreated......

"Hah! The ladies continued...... "I was just about to attack again.

"Bump!" The door was lifted open at one point.

"Damn, which guy doesn't have long eyes?" I looked angrily at the door...... In an instant, time froze.

"Yo~ Mr. Author, you have been busy writing "" these days, and you have forgotten all my roles."

That's right! It was because the author was busy writing "" that he forgot the protagonist of "Sacrifice with a Knife" - Angeline.

"Oops~ Little Nini, how can you say that? I've been constipated for the past few days, so I haven't updated it~"

"Constipation? What is the relationship between constipation and renewal? Angelie asked suspiciously.

"Yes~Of course~ has a lot to do with it! If I'm constipated, I'll be in a bad mood, and if I'm in a bad mood, the article I'll write won't be good, so in order for you to have a good performance in each chapter, I haven't updated it~" I casually found a reason to stuff it over.

"Oh~ I see, then you have to get better quickly, let's go." Angelie dragged Yang Yutian out of the aft cabin. (Note: Someone is going to ask why Yang Yutian is with Angelie.) Benzene! How can male-to-female exist in this world? Of course, it's all actors~)

"Come on~ ladies and gentlemen, let's continue." I pounced on the flight attendants.

"Ding Dong ~" system voice "Please note that Chengdu arrives, passengers who want to get off the plane should carry a parachute on their backs." Beep~~"

"Damn it!" I cursed, "Dark wolf, let's go, we're here." I jumped off the plane. I faintly heard a voice coming from a distance. The sound is:

Dark Wolf: Boss!! What about my parachute?

You want to ask the hijacker? He~~ accidentally went to the wrong door again, and fell off the plane.

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Five episodes

A man and a badly injured wolf (who jumped straight from the plane) were wandering around the city.

"Boss, how long are we going to walk like this?" The Dark Wolf finally couldn't help but ask me.

"Not good!" I yelled "I'm lost!!" ”

"What then?" The Dark Wolf was also in a hurry.

I stumbled upon a billboard on a power pole that read, "Trouble, call the police"

"That's right! Find the police. "I went to a phone booth and dialed 110......

Metropolitan Police Department............

"Kid, where did you and your dog come from? Where are you going? "A beautiful female police officer asked me and the Dark Wolf.

"MD, I'm a wolf, not a dog!" The Dark Wolf shouted.

"Smack!" Out of nowhere, the female officer took out a leather whip and whipped it at the dark wolf. "Boy? What did you just say? ”

"I'm a dog, I'm a dog~~~," Dark Wolf hurriedly begged for mercy. And I was praying next to it......

"Kid, continue to answer the question I just asked." The female officer said to me after whipping the dark wolf half to death.

"I'm from Amysil, and I'm going to Tianfu Square!"

"What?! Are you from Amysir? The female police officer was very surprised, and then asked me embarrassedly, "What about that...... Do you have that on you? ”

"Which one?" I asked, confused.

"Currency~~" The female officer's face turned even redder.

Oh~ It turns out that he is also a fellow believer. I thought to myself. "I don't know, what type does my sister need?"

"Shota's ............" The female officer's face is now as red as a freshly baked pancake (?) ）。

"Shota? I have, sister, you're sorry, I also understand your thoughts. ”

"Thank you then." As he spoke, he held out his hand to me.

"Wait! I went to lie down in the toilet. With that, I ran out into the wind.

After a while, I came back from the toilet and handed the female officer a pair of Shota's panties (of course I wouldn't collect men's panties, so it was obvious that the panties were mine). ）。 The level of joy of the female police officer is simply beyond words.

"That...... Sister, can you tell me where Tianfu Square is? I tentatively asked the female officer, who was still silent in joy.

"Tianfu Square? I've long since moved to the continent of Emisir. ”

"What?!" I jumped in surprise: "I've come so long in vain." Then goodbye, sister. "I dragged the half-dead Dark Wolf and ran out.

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Six episodes

"It's finally here!" I stood at the foot of the mountain in Tianfu Square and looked up at this Tianfu Square. That's right, it's looking up, because Tianfu Square sits on the tip of a high mountain.

"Help~~" A woman's voice came from behind me, and it meant that it was getting closer and closer to me. I looked back and looked, wow~ beauty! The description passed. While I was observing the beauty, the beauty had already run behind me. Then several more strong men came.

"Boy, this is our H country's business, you'd better take care of it." The middle-aged man at the head said.

"What?! Are you the people of that famous H country? I asked, surprised.

"Even if you kid still has a little knowledge, if you know, go away, we're about to shoot a new AV."

"Shoot a new AV? Is it with this young lady? I asked, confused.

"That's right, boy, I'll give you a limited collector's edition disc when we're done." The middle-aged man at the head said proudly.

"Yes~~Yes~, then please give a bit a big hurry up and start." As I spoke, I pushed the beautiful woman hiding behind me forward.

"Wait!" The beautiful woman yelled, "If you save me, I'll be your man." The beautiful woman pointed her finger at me. As soon as the beautiful woman's words fell, a black shadow suddenly flashed behind me, and the black shadow rushed straight into the crowd that was setting up a movie studio......

"Ahh "Oh!" "Ugh!" The cries of "clothes", "nothing" and "fish" resounded in the sky. After a while, no one survived, and then the black shadow crawled towards us.

I fixed my eyes and cut it! I thought it was a dark wolf after a long time. Then the Dark Wolf also came up to us, and he said to the beautiful woman:

"Miss, I saved you this time, and you are now my person."

I "............" with beautiful women

That's it, the dark wolf took the beautiful woman into the broadcast studio in one bite, and I don't know the details in the middle, ah! That's right! I forgot to say the name of the beauty, the name of the beauty is - Glondelle.

The end of the whole play............

Everyone: Wait! What about dragons?

Author:ova can only have 6 words.,It's not okay to write more.。

There were tears in their eyes......

Hey~ Forget it, it's better to write it down, thank me, ahhahahaha~~

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Seven episodes

I climbed to the top of the mountain with the dark wolf, Tianfu Square, and you want to ask me where is Randell? I don't know, just ask the Dark Wolf.

"Dark Wolf, where's Randell?" I asked him.

"Hey~ It's okay if you don't say it, I'm depressed when I say it, he's a man for a long time, and the people chasing him want him to shoot bl." The Dark Wolf shook his head helplessly.

“ho！ Luckily, I didn't go at the time. "I thank God in my heart.

"Hahahaha! Brave, you are finally here, I waited so hard for you! A majestic voice came from the sky. I looked up and saw the legendary Bubble Dragon.

"Return the Holy Maiden!" I yelled at the male bubble dragon.

"Humph! Unless you defeat me! Ahh As he spoke, he spat at me. I hurriedly dodged away.

"Holy shit! You idiot, aren't dragons all fire-spitting? I yelled angrily at the male bubble dragon.

"Who said dragons spit fire? Damn, can you think that dragons don't burn their mouths when they spit fire? He spat at me again.

"I don't know when I sleep in spring, I have problems everywhere, I have the sound of crazy fish, and how much paper has fallen (note: this is a spell). Look at the moves! Kill the moon! "I sent out a high-level wind magic spell to hit the male bubble dragon. Thundered!! The earth shook.

"oh~year, totally hit!" I snapped my fingers.

"Damn, you beat me." The angry voice of the male bubble dragon came from the sky, "Look at the move, booger bomb!" "In an instant, n lumps of boogers fell from the sky!

"Dark Wolf! Defend the enchantment. ”

"Obey" Dark Wolf immediately jumped in front of me and unleashed an advanced dark defensive spell that successfully blocked the booger attack of the male bubble dragon.

"Dark Wolf! 100,000 volts! ”

"Yes!" The fur on the dark wolf's body stood on end. "Leather ............ Card.................. Belch?! "The Dark Wolf has noticed something wrong." Damn, I'm not Pikachu, how could I do this? ”

"Oops! I forgot, sorry sorry, then I'll leave the rest. "I pulled a wand out of the space bag.

"God, God, God, your friend the water elves are here............ About 10 minutes of begging (heaven, earth, God, God: Damn, say it quickly, let it go if you have a fart.) We're also going to play mahjong. Lend my power to destroy the enemy in front of you! Really; Waves of Chaos. "I unleashed my strongest magic. Boom, crackling~~ The entire Tianfu Square couldn't stand my strength and began to collapse, not to mention the male bubble dragon.

I grabbed the dark wolf and used the levitation spell to fly down the mountain.

"Whew~~ It's all over." I said as I looked at the rising sun in the distance.

"Uh~~ Did you forget something?" Dark Wolf reminded me.

"Oops! Forget about the saints. What to do, what to do? "I'm in a hurry to spin around in place." Now that the whole mountain has been destroyed, I am afraid that the saint will be more auspicious. ”

"You hateful boy, you almost beat me to death." The sound of the male bubble dragon came from the sky. He hand (?) ) still take (?) With the holy cherry blossoms with the moon.

"What's going on?" I looked at the male bubble dragon suspiciously.

"hoho~ You don't know, in fact, Xiao Yueyue and I are already in love, and I just wanted to tease you just now."

"I heard that the saint is a yin and yang person, how can you ......," I asked in amazement.

"There is no racial distinction between men and women in love." Sakura Banyue said very seriously, and the male bubble dragon next to him also nodded in agreement.

"That's right! There is no racial distinction between male and female love. The Dark Wolf suddenly realized, "Glondelle, I'm here." ”

I heard a drop of sweat on my head.

"Hahaha!! The thousand-year-old seal has finally been lifted, and I'm going to destroy the planet. An evil voice came from underground............

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Eight Episodes (Final Words)

Crackling, bombarding mermer! The ground cracked rapidly, and out of it crawled out a big black monster, four times the size of the male bubble dragon, not to mention me.

"You! Are you the Great Demon King who is sealed in the Peak of Our Lady (the name of the mountain in the Land of Abundance)—the Light of the End? The male bubble dragon asked incredulously.

"That's right, if it weren't for the magic power of the human being that opened the seal, I'm afraid I would still be locked up there, and as a token of gratitude, I'm going to let you see this planet destroyed with your own eyes! Hahahaha" The Light of the End laughed lewdly.

"Don't you think! Look at how good I am. "The male bubble dragon flew to the sky" to see the move, poison gas. ”

Hearing the sound of "porphyry", a cloud of yellow gas flew towards the light of the end......

", it stinks! Stinky Dragon, you give me death. The Light of the End said as he released a wave of darkness to the male bubble dragon.

"Ahh The male bubble dragon was shot! It fell down like a comet.

"Humph! A garbage dragon dares to fight me, looking for death! ”

(Narrator) The strongest creature in the world, the Male Bubble Dragon, has been thrown over by the Great Demon King, will the world really be destroyed? The answer, of course, is no, because our protagonist is only now showing his strength!

"Hey! The Great Demon King! The Light of the End, which was n times older than me, roared, "I see your panties!! ”

"Ah~~hate ~~~~ (woman's tone)" The Light of the End immediately crouched down, and then reflected that he was wearing slacks......

"Damn, stinky human, you dare to lie to me, go die." The final light threw a dark high-level spell at me—spicy hot pot.

"Damn! I can't eat spicy food, I'll have acne on my face~~" I declined the kindness of the Light of the End.

"Then let's decide the winner with one blow. Look at the sword of the end! "The Light of the End slashed at me with a black sword made of his qi in both hands.

"Ultimate Summoning, Ah!!" I bit down and pressed my index finger to the ground. In an instant, a large magic array appeared on the ground.

At this time, the background music of Japan's "Salted Egg Superman" sounded............

A huge figure rose from the magic array, and the Light of the End gave up its attack, looking curiously at what was about to come out.

Finally the thing in the magic circle showed its original form—a ...... about the size of the light of the end Transformers~~~

That's when the Transformers sent a beam of light at me and sucked me in.

"Gafomstegkalye (meaning Sword of Honor) equipment!" I yelled.

A long sword the size of the Light of the End also appeared in the robot's hand, but it was white.

"Huh! Interesting, I'm going to see who's better, ah!! "The light of the end is coming upon me again.

"Then let's have a showdown, Thunder King, Angry God Slash!"

"Warning, warning, the plane will explode in 10 seconds, please evacuate immediately." The warning sound of the system echoes through the machine.

"Yi?! No way! I pressed the self-blowing button. It's really moldy today, the computer ~ the escape compartment is ready ............"

Boom~~ An earth-shattering explosion sounded coming.

"Ah~~ You're cheating!" The light of the end turned to ashes in the curse~~~

Postscript: The world is at peace again, and people are living as usual, and I'm still collecting my favorite MM panties, but what has changed is that there are two more shemale couples............

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