Chapter 12: The Potato Sisters Are Conjoined Twins
Sending Hina out, Hu Weifang rubbed his hands slightly apologetically: "I'm sorry, I ......"
"Brother Wei Fang, do you think that Hina dropped out of school and stayed at home and pushed a cart along the street to sell food to make money, which made you very ashamed, right?" When she said this, Sheena was already crying. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"No, it's not what you think, Hina, I said that you are my schoolgirl, mainly so that my parents can be better ...... Accept you. ”
Hina doesn't remember how she got home, but all she thinks about is the words "accept you" that Brother Wei Fang said.
What is the relationship between himself and him that will make him useful for these three words? Does he feel in his heart that he is his girlfriend anymore?
Not only was she cranky along the way, but Sheena stopped in front of a small shop on Dongsi South Street on her way home.
It is a small shop that specializes in stockings, and it is filled with all kinds of stockings of strange colors. You must know that after the previous scene of being harassed by the strange uncle, Xina actually already had a deep fear of such things as stockings, but recalling what Aunt Ru said today, Brother Wei Fang touched her***** but she didn't know why she stopped in a hurry.
"Little sister, what do you buy?" The seller was a mature woman who looked to be in her thirties, greeting her warmly.
"I ...... I want to buy a pair of stockings. ”
"What do you want?"
"To ...... The kind of guy who will like it when he sees it. Her voice grew quieter and lower, and Sheena's face was as red as the Big Apple.
"Oh, what age boy is it? The tastes of mature men may not be the same as those of young men......"
"Yes...... It's a boy my age, a senior in high school......"
"Student, that's the best, in fact, a little boy at this age, he will like anything, I see that little sister you look so good-looking, in fact, as long as you show him good, you won't win it in minutes?"
"Where is the ......?"
"Oh, Auntie recommends this to you, sexy black silk in the style of anime beautiful girls, and the little boy will definitely not be able to stand it after wearing it. There are two cute kitten faces on the thighs, the most special is ......"
Hina didn't listen much to her aunt's explanation later, although the stockings were expensive, accounting for half of today's turnover and 60 yuan, she still didn't hesitate to pay for them, and then ran away.
After freshening up at night, when Xina took out the flirtatious artifact that she bought with a huge amount of money, she found a particularly embarrassing fact, maybe she didn't make it clear to the aunt of the shop, what she recommended turned out to be an open stocking, which is not something that can be worn out every day at all, but a small accessory that enhances the interest between young couples.
But Sheena blushed and thought about it, silently said, "You're cheap, you're a villain", and put the silky black flesh-colored contrasting open-gear pantyhose with a shiny effect on her legs.
Years later, she recalls that night when she didn't seem to sleep all night, and her nylon-wrapped legs overlapped and rubbed against each other all night.
The girl Huaichun had insomnia, but our teenager couldn't sleep with excitement, because the dead rabbit Mianmian was finally full and drunk again, and he could make the dimensional key again to break into the dimensional dimension of ingredients.
"I said, master, are you sure you don't take my opinion? If you give me all that pot of hot and sour meat sauce, I can recover more energy and make a dimensional key that takes three or four times as long. The tragedy we had last time when we were ejected halfway won't happen! ”
"Then why didn't you say it in advance last time? If we had known, we would have asked my mother to fry a plate of tomatoes and eggs, wouldn't we have so much trouble? Now I'm so scared, I don't know if the contract of the initial three families was successful. ”
"Do you want to hear the truth or lie."
"Honestly, of course."
"To tell you the truth, I have a bad premonition!"
"Damn, you little rabbit cub, honest disgusting your master, don't you?"
"You better think about my suggestion, if you can stay in the food dimension for a while, you can also get more familiar with our base camp, maybe you can go out a little farther and meet the second ingredient beautiful girl."
"You measure the ingredients beautiful girl in the unit of 'only'? Do you think it's a Pokemon, catch a Pikachu and hatch a Tyrannosaurus? ”
"Correct, you can't hatch the tyrannosaurus directly, it's the carp king that hatches!"
"Forget it, I'll make sure with you one last time, you're not lying to me? Didn't you pretend to eat too much to spend a little more time in the food space for your own appetite? ”
"Nope." And then at this moment, what Rabbit Mianmian thought in his heart was, there was a little bit, but not much.
"Okay, I'll go get you a pot now, and you can save me some food."
Facts have proved that saving some food was not taken seriously by our Mr. Lotus Rabbit at all, and when Hu Weifang went to the bathroom and came back, there was only a little bit of broth left in a large pot of hot and sour meat sauce.
"You're too much, how do you ask me to explain to Sheena? What will she sell tomorrow? ”
"Relax, relax, I said it, you are a man destined to become a kitchen god in the future, although this hot and sour meat sauce is delicious, but it has not reached the ground level, and it is also the scum ingredients of your earth, and you will accept the ingredients in the future, and the things you make will definitely be better than this!"
"You'd better bless us to go in for a while and see a hint of the success of the contract, otherwise believe it or not, I'll make you into braised rabbit meat with Shuangliu rabbit head?"
Mian Mian saw that the owner seemed to be really angry, and his heart was a little hairy, and he didn't dare to leave a little more energy for himself, so he quickly used all his energy to gnaw out an unprecedentedly strong space key.
"I have a front tooth, the second level unfolds, Cheng!"
With Mianmian's strange spell, Hu Weifang broke into the food dimension for the second time. This time, the same weightlessness, but I don't know if it's an illusion, Hu Weifang feels that this time it lasts a little shorter.
"Master, we should have about twenty minutes this time, and it will be directly teleported into the primary kitchen given by the chef's union, after you go in, you must find out if there are any cute girls hiding in the kitchen as soon as possible, if there is no one without us, it will be a tragedy." Before Mianmian's words fell, the two of them had been teleported into a clear window by that Rausch sub-universe law M...... Crowded kitchenette.
With a loud bang, Hu Weifang's brain was attacked by an unknown direction.
"Perverted pervert, perverted dead pervert! Go to hell! A voice that was obviously a little Lori came, which made Hu Weifang feel surprised and happy. It's amazing that this rampaging Lori is too strong.,And the joy is that according to Mianmian's words.,There's a girl in the kitchen.,It means that the contract is successful! I finally took the first step on the road to the god of cooking.
In the face of the iron pot smashed from the side, he accurately came first and held the small meat arm of the pot holder.
"Who are you?" Hu Weifang asked.
Although the other party was controlled, he still gritted his teeth and tried to launch a general attack on this bad uncle.
Seeing that there was no reaction on the other side, Hu Weifang muttered to himself: "Oh~ I know, you must be the initial ingredient mother I did, right!" Let me see what you look like...... Little meat arms, small meat legs, round little Lori, but your appearance is off the charts, but you are still seen through by me at a glance, you are the potato lady, right! ”
"Hmph, count your acquaintances and know who Miss Ben is. But don't think I'll forgive you for interfering with my sleep, I was back asleep that day, and you were ...... Oh no, I was woken up by this nasty rabbit, and then you perverted uncle opened his mouth to bite me, it's so - perverted - perverted! ”
Rabbit Mianmian couldn't stand it anymore, stretched out his little meat paw and gestured at the potato lady: "I said, can you be respectful, the chef in front of you is our chef!" ”
"He's still the head chef, me! It's all to blame on Sister Sweet Potato.,I have to tell me what to say to act as a hidden ingredient mother.,Definitely no one will find me.,I didn't expect it to be really discovered! Besides, if you find it, you will find out, there is nothing wrong with finding a master, but I really can't accept that our head chef is a pervert! Speaking of this, the potato lady looked ashamed and indignant, and even wanted to open her mouth to bite Hu Weifang's hand.
"Wait, that's all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" Hu Weifang hurriedly explained, "I didn't want to bite you, but Mianmian told me that I have to eat you to make the contract successful!" ”
Little Lori turned to look at Mianmian, "How do you do it as a lotus rabbit, I don't know if the hidden ingredients are found by the mother as long as the contract is successful, and after eating, it is the standard requirement of the three royal families." ”
Mianmian scratched her head embarrassedly: "Isn't this the first time for me, I have no experience." ”
"Hmph, then that's it, I'll forgive you stupid rabbit and this perverted chef first!"
"I'm not a stupid bunny!"
"I'm not a pervert!"
"Do you want to know Miss Ben's own recipes? Do you want to know Miss Ben's rank? ”
"Yes!" People and rabbits speak in unison, and they look like idiots with a very high synchronization rate.
"Then admit that you are stupid, that you are a pervert." The potato lady stretched out her index finger and pointed at the heads of Mianmian and Hu Weifang.
There's no way, the form is stronger than the person, you can't always be unconvinced and never cooperate, right? Although he said that he and her had formed a contractual relationship, according to Mianmian's previous private science, it was immoral to force the food lady to cook, and she could even be sued to some arbitration court for trial.
Although there is a master-servant relationship between the chef and the ingredient lady, it is a relatively very equal relationship, and in general there is only one principle: it depends on the mood.
If the ingredient lady is in a bad mood, he won't help you process if he doesn't help you process, although the chef can punish the ingredient in the kitchen with strange punishments, but this punishment often leads to a further reduction in favorability, which is really a behavior that promotes seedlings.
An excellent chef will definitely clean up the ingredients and obey them, and he is willing to pay all kinds of things for his favorability.
So in order to take care of the mood of the potato lady who can cook in the whole kitchen at present, one person and one rabbit had to accept his staged nicknames of "perverted chef" and "stupid rabbit" in a humiliating manner.
"That's pretty much it," Potato Niang straightened the small tie of her school uniform on her chest, revealing a satisfied expression, "Listen, Miss Ben's initial recipe is French fries of the seventh grade!" ”
"Cut~~" Rabbit Mianmian looked disdainful.
"Your cooking skills are not as good as my mother's scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Hu Weifang also learned the skill of complaining.
"Miss Ben's initial rank is the fourth rank of the human rank."
"Cut~~" Rabbit Mianmian looked disdainful, and then looked surprised, "What did you say, you said that you are a fourth-grade human rank?" ”
"How? Scared, right? The potato lady's expression was extremely arrogant.
"I said Mianmian, why are you so cowardly, isn't it just a personal rank of four grades, Aunt Ru's Tianshui Zhenzi noodles have a human rank of three grades."
"You don't know this, this person's fourth-rank is not the fourth-grade of the other person's rank. One is the dishes, the other is the raw materials, do you think it can be compared? Take the scrambled eggs with tomatoes made by your mother, relying on the blending and seasoning of a variety of ingredients, and the best finished product is the second grade. You are like the tomato scrambled eggs I ate last time, tomatoes may only have nine grades of human rank, and eggs are probably ordinary eggs of eight grades of human rank. Do you know what the concept of a human level four products of an ingredient is? ”
"What concept?" Hu Weifang was also aroused.
The potato lady next to her was a little impatient, "It's that Miss Ben only provides you with ingredients, such as shredded potatoes and boiled potatoes, which is probably the delicacy of the fourth grade of the human rank." ”
"I'm going, so against the sky?! What about your seven-grade French fries cooking skills with the raw materials of four-grade people? ”
Mianmian showed a yes, we sent an expression: "It should be possible to stably produce the third-grade French fries, or under the condition of using the most ordinary oil and the most ordinary salt." In the future, if the small potatoes"
"You mean, I can now make delicious things like my mother and Aunt Ru?"
"Yes! That's it! ”
Hu Weifang knows too well what this means, which means that he has an unprecedented high starting point, which means that he doesn't have to trouble Aunt Ru to boil a big pot of meat sauce for Sheena to set up a stall every week, and he can be a chef to sell French fries!
The premise is that the potato lady is willing to cooperate.
"Little potato, thank you, I apologize for the abruptness of choosing in the Imperial Three Family before!"
Hu Weifang bowed to his future "food and clothing parents" and apologized, but made the little potato a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, it's okay, as long as you don't become perverted in the future, I'll help you reluctantly fry the fries."
Hu Weifang and the rabbit couldn't help but fall to the ground again - it was really not a pervert, just ignorance, but it was difficult to wash it clearly in front of this eldest lady's temperamental potato loli.