Chapter 45: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
The word "sick" in King Ande's mouth reminded Li Xiaoyu of an incident recorded in the "Chaowen Lu" that he had seen in his study before. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "Chao Wen Lu" is a book compiled by the Hanlin Academy, how the imperial family has handled internal imperial affairs in the past thousand years, and the book records in detail how the relatives of the imperial family in the past have handled household affairs.
One of the biographies says this: Emperor Yanjing had two sons, the eldest son King Qin and the second son King Ming; In the fifth year of the great cause, in March, the wife of the king of Ming, became insane, and when the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet was held, he proclaimed prostitution during the day, corrupted the discipline, and the emperor was disgusted with it. Then the king of Ming left, the emperor was very relieved, and the king of Ming knew the general situation, and he was good at admonishing, and named him the prince.
In fact, it is the princess of Ming who suffered from a mental illness and became insane, and was disgusted by the emperor, so the king of Ming divorced his princess, and the emperor named the king of Ming as the crown prince because of the general knowledge of the king of Ming. Thinking of this, Li Xiaoyu couldn't help but glance at King Ande, and then smiled weirdly, saliva suddenly flowed to his chin, and then hugged King Ande and rubbed his saliva on King Ande.
Shen Zhong only felt that his back was wet, and after taking a look, he saw that Li Xiaoyu was frantically wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth on him.
"What are you doing?" King Ande looked at Li Xiaoyu's dull eyes, and was inexplicably a little flustered, but Li Xiaoyu opened his mouth and smiled slightly, and then took a bite on King Ande's shoulder.
"Ah~" He couldn't help screaming, and the two maids outside the door hurriedly ran in, but they saw Li Xiaoyu pressing on King Ande's body naked, beating King Ande, but King Ande was afraid that his counterattack would hurt Li Xiaoyu at this time, so he just buckled Li Xiaoyu's arm and didn't let Li Xiaoyu move.
Seeing the two girls coming in, he hurriedly clicked on Li Xiaoyu's acupoint, then got out of bed and said, "You two put on her clothes." Queen Ande's back was in a cold sweat, Li Xiaoyu was really a little scary, he suspected that it was not said that the cold poison entered the brain, so that Li Xiaoyu's sanity was damaged?
King Ande cleaned up and slowly went downstairs, he couldn't help but feel a little tired, and said to Gan Ping, "Gan Ping, go and help me invite the palace doctor, I have something to ask him." ”
"Lord Wang, are you injured?" King Ande's wrist was slowly bitten by Li Xiaoyu, and red blood dripped from his cuffs. He slowly closed his sleeves, don't ask more, you go and ask the palace doctor!
After waiting for about an hour, the imperial physician of the palace Changmei Palace took a carriage and rushed to see King Ande, only to see King Ande's face was gloomy, and he thought that Princess Ande must have had an accident again.
"Imperial Doctor Gong, Xiao Yu's may be cold poison into his brain, causing him to be delirious, and as soon as he wakes up in the morning, he starts to go crazy, you hurry up and take a look!" After King Ande finished speaking, the palace doctor hurriedly went upstairs, and at this time, the two maids had already helped Xiaoyu get dressed. The imperial physician frowned, unlocked Li Xiaoyu's acupoints, looked, smelled, asked, and cut, for half an hour, the old man looked at Li Xiaoyu with dull eyes, but said embarrassedly, "Lord Wang, the old man estimates that the lady should be cold and poisonous in the brain, so that she will become like this." ”
Li Xiaoyu was lying on the bed and heard what the old man said, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart, even in the modern era of advanced science and technology, the research on the human brain is still very limited, let alone in this era, no matter how clever the imperial doctor's medical skills are, he still doesn't dare to make a rash assertion.
The imperial physician looked at King Ande's anxious face, but said, "Don't worry, although I don't know much about the patient's sanity, but the Jiangnan Immortal Doctor Chun Yuyan has studied this Tao quite a bit. The prince might as well ask her to come over and diagnose the princess, and the poison of the cold dove in His Majesty King Kang's body will recur at the beginning of spring every year, and Mr. Chun Yu will also come to the capital to see him in advance. "A woman who can be a "sir" by this palace for a long time, how good her medical skills should be, but King Ande couldn't help but feel a trace of disgust in his heart when he thought of going to King Kang again.
The palace chief ordered Li Xiaoyu to prescribe some calming medicines, and then withdrew, and the two girls sent the prince out, but Qingluo wiped her tears and came to Li Xiaoyu's bed.
"Miss, you were stupid originally, but now you're sick and you're getting even more stupid, woo~ What can I do?" Early in the morning, the two maids ran out to tell Qingluo and Leng Yue that the princess was crazy and bit King Ande, and now no one knows her, Leng Yue listened to it, sighed, and she will be reinstated in King Kang's Mansion, after all, let her be a disciple of the Wuyue Sword Sect to teach a crazy woman internal skills, which is really insulting his reputation of the Wuyue Sword Sect.
Li Xiaoyu was buried in the quilt, "Qingluo, there's no one outside!" ”
Qingluo's expression was stunned, then she looked up at the quilt and said suspiciously, "Miss? Are you talking? ”
Li Xiaoyu lifted the quilt, exposed his head, took a deep breath, and then said, "Don't talk, you go out to take a look, are they gone?" ”
Qingluo nodded suspiciously, then walked to the door slowly, stretched her neck and looked around, and immediately retracted, Li Xiaoyu's whole body was weak, and she immediately lay on the bed and said, "You stupid girl, what's wrong?" I'm a stupid master in your heart, right? ”
After Li Xiaoyu finished speaking, Qingluo said with an embarrassed face, "Master, I didn't mean that you were stupid, I meant.... Hey, let me say this, how can there be such an approachable master as you, and your temper is too stubborn, we are women, we have to be our husbands, although you love King Kang in your heart, you can't show it so obviously, you see that King Ande is always looking for trouble for you, which time is not related to King Kang. ”
"Oh my God! Would I like that sick seedling? Li Xiaoyu patted his head.
Qingluo said again, "Miss, if you want me to say, you will die of that heart, King Kang asked that Feng Liangbi in front of you yesterday, I really don't know what is good about the fox of the Feng family?" provoked these two fools to smell the fox and chase after them. ”
"If you want to blame, you can only blame, my father died early, by the way, my Qingluo, you press my legs, my thighs are a little sore." Li Xiaoyu obviously felt that he and Qingluo were not people in the same world, and King Ande and King Kang were going for Feng Jin'er's beauty? Even if Feng Jin'er is a pockmarked face and a big fat man, these two will still ask for a kiss with a shy face, not to mention that this Feng Jin'er looks good!
I only blame my father for dying early, my father loves himself so much, and he is both civil and military, and he is still a marquis with real power in his hands and the emperor's trust, if his father is here, then King Ande must not treat himself as a treasure?
"Miss, no one, King Ande and the palace doctor are discussing your condition at the door! By the way, Miss, why are you pretending to be sick? ”
Li Xiaoyu's eyes were shining, and he said with a calculating expression, "I'm thinking about how to take back my store, can you help me?" ”
Qingluo looked at her own young lady's appearance, obviously just her own words, Li Xiaoyu really didn't listen to them at all, and now she still wants to do it against King Ande, no matter how they say it, they are also husband and wife, but she and Li Xiaoyu are like sisters, and she must not let Miss get into danger.
"Miss, I can help you, but how can I help?"