Chapter 30: The Stupid Fat Man
"Fatty, why did you get up so early, what are you doing here?" The sleepy-eyed Qin Yun looked around, and saw that Zhao Fatzi was holding a mirror in his hand, combing his hair meticulously, and it seemed that he had been up for a long time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"The beauty invited me to dinner, hehe, it's the beautiful boss last night." Zhao Fatzi didn't go out yet, just waiting for Qin Yun to get up and ask himself, he felt that he was really happy at this moment, and he had a sense of accomplishment.
"How did you meet? I don't remember introducing you to each other. Qin Yun was shocked, the fat man also learned to flirt with his sister? It's amazing.
"She sent me a WeChat message this morning, hehe, she must have worked hard to get my WeChat account from others, so attentive, she must have taken a fancy to me." The fat man touched his hair coquettishly and said with a spring breeze on his face.
Is this a crush on you? This clearly wants to take revenge on the two of us, you're the damn breakthrough, fat man, your brain. Qin Yun patted his forehead with a sad face, and said helplessly to the fat man, "Are you sure he has a crush on you?" ”
"Of course, she asked me what I liked to eat in the morning, and she herself was waiting for me in the restaurant, you said that this is not interesting to me, not that she has a crush on me?" The fat man's face was shy, and he was a little embarrassed.
"What did you tell her?" Qin Yun suddenly stopped worrying, he knew best what the fat man liked to eat, and his habit of talking had not changed for so many years.
"I replied to her that she would eat a ****." The fat man's face was full of anticipation, and he never got tired of eating roast chicken, which was his favorite.
Hey, I know that's the case, he still maintains such a cute habit for so many years, as long as others ask him what he likes to eat, he will say eat chicken, and there will be a bar in the back, Qin Yun can't remember how many times he has been scolded by others.
"How did the beauty get back to you?" Qin Yun suddenly felt that he had woken up and was full of energy.
"She hasn't come back yet, she should be busy making **** for me." The fat man raised his face at forty-five degrees and looked at Qin Yun, thought for a moment and said.
"Fatty, talk to people in the future, don't bring the chicken behind, it's unlucky." Qin Yun suddenly felt that today's weather was good, and his mood was extremely relaxed.
"Why?" The fat man was a little stunned, he couldn't figure out why he had to speak so complicated.
"This is a very profound knowledge, you will understand it in the future, go find a beautiful woman to eat, don't let her wait." Qin Yun waved his hand and explained to the fat man that this matter was too difficult, it was better to let him leave quickly, anyway, no one would invite him to breakfast.
Hearing Qin Yun say this, the fat man hurriedly tidied up his clothes, and rushed out of the dormitory with a smile. Looking at the fat man's back, a question suddenly popped up in Qin Yun's heart: Why did the fat man study well from childhood to the conference, what the hell is going on.
Hurriedly dressed, turned on the mobile phone, looked at the time, it was almost nine o'clock, quickly climbed down from the bed, found a loaf of bread in the fat man's bed, locked the dormitory door and walked to the office building while eating, there is something important today, I need to ask the counselor for a few days off.
Is the counselor male or female? How I don't remember. Qin Yun patted his forehead helplessly, he only remembered that the counselor's surname was Sun, and he really didn't have an impression of whether it was a man or a woman, but it didn't matter, he still remembered the counselor's office, as long as he went in to find the teacher surnamed Sun.
There are four or five office buildings in Jibei University, not far from the dormitory area, three or two mouthfuls of bread swallowed into his stomach, Qin Yun walked into an office building, ran to the third floor in one breath, checked the house numbers of several offices, and stopped at the door of an office near the bathroom.
The office is very large, full of almost two dozen desks, teachers of different ages are busy, Qin Yun knocked on the door, and then walked in, walked to a desk nearby, and politely said to a female teacher who was reading: "Hello teacher, I want to find Teacher Sun, can you tell me which one is?" ”
The female teacher glanced up at Qin Yun, pointed to a young male teacher who was checking the materials not far away, and said, "The teaching office asked you to get the materials, he is Teacher Sun, just look for him." ”
"Thank you, teacher." Qin Yun thanked him, and gritted his teeth a little uncertainly, is it this male teacher, why don't I have any impression at all, I remember that our counselor is a very beautiful man, and there are no pockmarks on his face.
With doubts, Qin Yun walked up to the male teacher: "Hello Teacher Sun, I am Qin Yun from the second class, my mother is sick and in the hospital, I want to take a few days off." ”
"Classmate, I really can't help you with this." The male teacher was a little embarrassed.
"Why, you're a teacher, you don't have to charge, do you, you do this kind of thing?" Qin Yun teased, but he was a little apprehensive in his heart, he remembered that the fat man told him that it was easy to ask for leave, because he could take half a month's leave a month, as long as he didn't fail the exam, the school wouldn't turn over the old accounts, he didn't understand why it didn't work for him.
"Your reasons are very good, it stands to reason that I should have promised you, but I'm sorry, I'm not the counselor of the second class, and the counselor of your second class is that beautiful woman." The male teacher shook his head and smiled, and pointed to a desk not far away, where a beautiful woman with long hair was looking down at her phone.
"I'm sorry I recognized the wrong person." Qin Yun apologized again and again, and the doubts in his heart were finally solved: I just said, it turns out that our counselor is a beautiful teacher, no wonder I mistakenly thought it was a beautiful man.
Walking quickly to the desk, Qin Yun said cautiously: "Teacher Sun, I am Qin Yun from the second class, my mother is sick and admitted to the hospital, I want to take a few days off." ”
"You say you're Qin Yun? Are you sure? The beautiful counselor put down her phone, stared at Qin Yun and looked at it carefully, her eyebrows were lightly, and she asked with a puzzled expression, her eyes were shining: Who is this, why don't I know him.
"I'm sure, I'm Qin Yun, from the second class." Being stared at like this by a beautiful woman, Qin Yun felt uncomfortable all over.
"No, Qin Yun from our second class is a fat man, he just took five days off yesterday, can you tell me what's going on?" The beautiful counselor clasped her hands on her shoulders, leaned on the seat, stared at Qin Yun seriously and asked.
"Fatty? Also called Qin Yun? Qin Yun's mind suddenly flashed Zhao Fatzi's face, and his harmless smile seemed to blind his eyes.
"That's right, it's also called Qin Yun, are you looking for the wrong person, you see this is our Ban Qin Yun's leave note." The beauty is not surprised that Qin Yun will find the wrong person, because of work, the counselor will be changed frequently, she feels that the student in front of her should have encountered this situation.
The beautiful counselor opened the drawer, took out a stack of leave slips, and spread them on the table, sure enough, the people on the leave were all written with the word Qin Yun, and the reason for the leave was also very special and logical, grandpa was sick, grandpa was hospitalized, grandpa died, go to the grave of grandpa, grandma was sick, grandma was hospitalized, grandma was hospitalized......
Whether it is the handwriting or the reason for taking leave, it has a strong Zhao fat man's characteristics, Qin Yun's body shook a few times: This dead fat man, it turns out that he has been using my name for leave, so what does his leave have to do with him? Four letters flashed in Qin Yun's mind: MDZZ.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I made a mistake, I'm Qin Yun from the Computer Department." Qin Yun put down the leave slip, threw down a sentence, and rushed out of the office without looking back. Qin Yun didn't want to stay longer for a moment.
Shaking his head helplessly at Qin Yun's back, Sun Wenfang took the stack of materials next to him, which was the material sent by the student office, about the school's reward for the righteous and courageous behavior of a student in his class.
After just glancing at the beginning of the material, Sun Wenfang's eyebrows raised, and she muttered to herself: "Why is it Qin Yun again, isn't he suffering from appendicitis, is he going to the hospital for surgery, how could he capture three gold store robbers yesterday." ”
No, there must be something wrong with this. Sun Wenfang glanced outside the door, thinking of the student who was also named Qin Yun who had just left, she felt more and more that something was wrong, and hurriedly opened the storage cabinet of the desk, took out a stack of ******** from it, and kept looking through it.
Qin Yun, who escaped from the office, looked helpless, having the fat man as a friend, it was simply the biggest punishment of God for himself, since the fat man had already asked for leave for himself, Qin Yun felt relaxed for no reason, he suddenly felt that the fat man deducted so many credits for a semester, as if it had little to do with Sun Qingyang.