Recently, there is a joke circulating in the meat girl circle, saying that I don't know what's going on, a new rookie chef who doesn't understand the rules in the chef union has issued a very insulting meat girl task - use only 10 satisfaction points to entrust a foolish meat girl to get 10 eggs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Isn't that a joke?

You see, although this may sound like a simple task, it is actually not as easy as it seems. Because, in the food dimension, the lowest grade eggs that can be collected are also the eggs of the phoenix feather chicken.

The phoenix feather chicken, as the name suggests, has a beautiful feather like a phoenix, long and hard, and it is rumored to have a trace of phoenix blood. When attacked or angry, he will wave his big tail to sweep and slap, although it is not fatal to humans, but there are many cases of broken arms and legs.

Even if you're lucky enough to sneak into the territory of the phoenix feather chicken and steal 10 eggs, the cost of the road and tickets won't come back.

In order to ensure the freshness of the ingredients, the hunting tasks of the meat lady are to go to the corresponding nature reserve to hunt the target creatures to complete. Like a task of collecting eggs, you need about a dozen points of energy to teleport to the rare bird sanctuary.

In addition to the cost of transportation, in order to protect the ingredients from extinction, each reserve will also issue a daily limited number of passes, commonly known as tickets, according to the situation in the park.

There are two types of tickets, such as the most common food reserves, and a full-category free hunting ticket is about 50 to 100 satisfaction points, if you only use the limited hunting ticket that restricts the hunting object category in order to save costs, it will be slightly cheaper, but it is difficult to be less than 10 satisfaction points.

In other words, a meat lady who is particularly close to the cherished poultry reserve can buy a limited hunting ticket to steal phoenix feather eggs, and the cheapest must be the cost of 20 satisfaction points, and then you have to risk being whipped away by the big tail of the phoenix feather chicken.

Who will pick it up?

The answer is obvious, no normal meat lady would take on such a commissioned task, unless, her head is caught in the door.

Not to mention, there is really a novice meat lady who had to choose to take over Hu Weifang's entrusted task of "losing power and humiliating the country" because she failed the exam results with her friends. Alas, who made himself very confident in his archery ability, but found that the opponent's bow and arrow equipment was much more high-end than his own, and finally surpassed himself?

I can only blame myself for not investigating the other party's background clearly, how much satisfaction does it take to get started with that kind of big brand recurve bow? It's really in response to the old saying, people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away. Not only did I lose the exam results, but I also had to be forced to follow the loss-making task that can be called the laughing stock of the meat girl's world, how tragic is it today?

However, I'm Cheng Yiyi a manly man who does what he says, no, I'm a true gentleman, what's the difficulty? Isn't it just a matter of losing a few dozen points of satisfaction, what is it...... Cheng Yiyi, who was still cheering herself up in the depths of her heart, also suddenly became angry.

She had great curiosity and resentment towards the publisher of her next loss-making mission. The old lady hasn't officially entered the meat industry yet, she hasn't made any money yet, and she is training at school, so she has to take so many satisfaction points, hum, although this account can't be all counted on your head, but, it can be called a miracle to be able to release such a brain-dead loss-making task. Anyway, it's all up to you, it's all up to you!

Hu Weifang didn't know that he had been hated by a novice meat lady he had never met. He settled the wheat lady who had just recovered from his injury, and hurried to the meeting point mall to purchase oil and sea salt, and was cruelly ejected by the system.

"I said master, can you ask more questions before doing things, especially if you don't understand the problem, posting a meat lady task that is obviously losing money will be ridiculed in the circle. Believe me, no one will ever take on the task of buying 10 eggs at 10 satisfaction points. ”

"Hehe, I know, I know," Hu Weifang scratched his head embarrassedly, just now when he was purchasing oil and salt, Mianmian had already given him popular science, why did this task lose money, the eggs were at least phoenix feather chickens, and 10 satisfaction points couldn't even afford a limited hunting ticket, but he was still a little hard-mouthed, "What if, I mean, what if someone takes our commission?" ”

"Then I deeply suspect that the other party is just willing to pay some satisfaction points and come here to meet the fool who released this strange task." After saying this, Mianmian suddenly remembered something, "By the way, why do you want to make 10 eggs?" Even if you want to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, you don't have tomatoes to help you materialize tomatoes? ”

"Don't I think the steamed buns and poached eggs made by Wheat Niang are more delicious?"

"Big brother, then you also have to have the recipe of 'steamed bun and eggs' in your head? Although you have eaten steamed buns and eggs before, most of them are made by your grandmother, but the number and magnitude of eating are not enough, only less than 40% of the food memory is complete, how do you teach the ingredients to the mother? How to reproduce? ”

"Then what should I do, can I just eat more steamed buns and eggs recently?"

"Of course not, the completion of food memory needs to be the work of a specific person, for example, if you eat your grandma's steamed bread and eggs, you have 37% food memory completion, your grandma died, and you start to eat your mother's steamed bread and eggs, then the recipes you can learn will change from 'grandma's steamed bread and eggs' to 'mother's steamed bread and eggs', which is to be memorized from 1% from the beginning. Moreover, if your grandmother's steamed bun eggs are the ninth grade of the human level, and your mother's is the seventh grade of the human rank, no matter how much you eat the steamed bun sandwich eggs produced by your mother, you can only learn the steamed bun sandwich eggs of the seventh grade of the human level, understand? ”

"Sample, you still use English for a few days. So what do you say, I'll find a stall with steamed buns and eggs to buy breakfast every day? ”

"You, don't think about it so much, no one will take our egg commission, you will die of this heart. I'm sleepy, let's go to bed early, tomorrow I have to help you go through the food memories of that girl of Sheena, I think she may indeed have some problems with the taste system, a little bit of a feeling that she can't eat good or bad, if this poor girl really can't taste delicious, life should be less fun than it should have. ”

Rabbit Mianmian, who was originally a huge foodie, showed a sympathetic expression, and then fell asleep against the wall. Hu Weifang tossed for a day, first selling French fries in the afternoon, saving his girlfriend at night, and finally harvesting two first kisses, and went to the hospital to pick up the wheat lady and ran to purchase, but he was also extremely sleepy, and soon followed in the footsteps of Mianmian and fell asleep.

As for whether it is a surprise or a fright waiting for them tomorrow, the one person and one rabbit in their sleep naturally have no way of knowing.