At night, Liu Ye continued his night patrol while biting on a sugar gourd. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at the city he guarded, ghosts passed by, and they coexisted peacefully with humans, Liu Ye's mood was very comfortable.

The so-called ghosts and demons are actually not that difficult to deal with.

"Lord Night Wanderer, why are humans so afraid of ghosts? In fact, most of the ghosts were once human. Disc Immortal also asked with a sugar gourd.

"Because people have ghosts in their psyche, they are afraid of ghosts. is also because people's general perception of ghosts stays in some casual movies. So prejudice is created. Liu Ye answered her doubts for Di Xian.

In exchange for more confusion from the disc fairy, "But there are still some movies with ghosts, why don't people think it's an affair when they see a ghost?" ”

"Because people are more wary and panicked about the unknown. It's like when someone gives you a slap in the face, you will ignore the fact that he once gave you ten sweet dates. People usually remember those bad things as a reminder to educate themselves and others. "Having said that, good and bad, gain and loss can always be directly proportional, and your own attitude is the key to determining good or bad.

"It's like after a woman and a man slip for the first time, the woman always remembers the first pain but selectively loses her memory and doesn't remember the enjoyment afterward. When things go wrong, he always thinks of himself as a weak person and is aggressive. "Saucer Immortal is rough and does not come to a conclusion.

"Liu Ye." A familiar voice came, and in Liu Ye's gaze, Li Zimo on the opposite side walked over, but he didn't expect to meet him just by chance.

I wonder what she's doing when she's out so late?

"What's wrong? What's the matter? Don't say anything if you have something, let alone if it's okay. Liu Ye said casually.

In exchange for Li Zimo's shy appearance with a slight smile, "It's nothing, it's just a little scared to go home." So I went out for a walk at will, but I didn't expect to meet classmate Liu Ye. Li Zimo is holding a red wildflower in her hand. If I happen to meet you, I'll give you this flower, red can bring good luck! Li Zimo said, handing the wildflowers in his pocket to Liu Ye.

Good luck? Liu Ye didn't think that Li Zimo had good luck, the few times she met her, this thing was haunted by monsters, and she was almost slaughtered, which is also called luck?

However, for the sake of the other party's kindness, Liu Ye naturally accepted it.

"Thank you."

Diexian interjected again: "Lord Night Wanderer, don't pick wildflowers on the side of the road~ Otherwise, it is easy to get sick." "I don't know where the theory of Die Xian came from.

Li Zimo smiled awkwardly, "Don't worry, mine is a clean wildflower." ”

The conversation between the two people does not seem to be on the same frequency at all.

It was also at this time that an old voice came from his ears, "Selling bones~Selling bones~ Is there anyone to buy my bones~"

Looking for the sound, I found an old man holding a cucumber in his hand, standing at the door of a house made of all bones and shouting, her room was full of many bones, including various human skulls, leg bones, ribs, etc., and many demon bones.

"She's a bone woman who specializes in selling these, and she does this business so that the dead can have a complete body so that they can be reincarnated. But now more and more people and demons are dying from various diseases, and there are few injuries, fights and even accidents, so her business is also very bleak. Jiuying leaned on Liu Ye's shoulder and appealed.

"Oh? She must have been here for a long time, right? ”

"Indeed, it begins with the existence of life. There is a bone woman. It seems that she is not having a good time now. "The clothes on the bone woman's body are full of patches, and even the holes on her back are exposed. And her face was already full of wrinkles, and she looked like a centenarian.

Listening to Jiuying's meaning, Di Xian asked, "Could it be that she had a good time before?" It looks like this old lady is quite fashionable, and she wears a beggar's dress. "It's also fashionable to have holes all over your body?

"She used to be a happy old woman with a family, a husband, and children, because she was very profitable selling bones, and when she was ninety years old, she raised an eighteen-year-old guy and gave birth to a bone." Jiuying lightly recounted the matter of the bone mother.

However...... "It's okay to have a child at the age of ninety, it's not a human being who gives birth to Mao, it's a bone?!" Liu Ye complained.

"This is a very happy and happy family, and her little husband loves her very much, giving her the best bones and drinking the best cold water every day."

The corners of Liu Ye's mouth twitched, "What kind of love is this?" Does giving bones treat the other person as a dog? Still cold water? Happy ghost. ”

However, not long after such happy days, they gradually went into decline. About 20 centuries have passed. With the development of human beings, there are fewer and fewer people who are beheaded and hanged, five horses are divided, and people die on the battlefield, science and technology are developing, human beings are progressing, and the business of the bone woman is gradually declining. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Ye was even more confused, "Then he should have saved a lot of money in the twenty centuries, right?" How did it come to this? ”

"Gu Po has only one habit, which is to collect all kinds of cucumbers, prickly, smooth, lubricated, triangular, pentagonal, steel, iron, medium, large, super invincible, and so on. So her money was exchanged for cucumbers. "Nine babies are like a Pepsi encyclopedia.

Die Xian sighed on the side, "Is there a black hole under the bone woman?" ”

Just because I like a variety of cucumbers, I wasted all my money! In order to satisfy his own selfish desires, he is free to be debauched. The loneliness of the twentieth century made Diexian boldly guess, "The little husband is estimated to be able to directly enter the black hole without slipping." ”

"Gu Po's son Xiao Gu is very sensible, in order to relieve family pressure to learn excavators, and now he is an instructor in a driving school, his performance is very good, as long as he has taught students, none of them graduated!"

Sure enough, Jiuying said, Liu Ye had already guessed.

Excavator to work as a driving instructor? Are you kidding?

Do you really think that after learning to be a chef and be able to fry two dishes, you can make kitchen utensils?

"The husband of the bone woman disappeared three centuries ago, and I don't know where he went." Jiuying continued.

Saucer Immortal couldn't help but interject: "It must be in the black hole and can't get out." An excavator with a small bone should be used to dig out the black hole of the bone. ”

While a few people were talking about making trouble, the bone woman walked to the ancient well by the door with a wooden bucket and fetched a bucket of water.

Looking at her rickety body, she hit the water up, and at the same time, the familiar feeling came.

The Thousand-Handed Demon suddenly came out of the well and directly grabbed the neck of the Bone Woman, and in the stunned gaze of the Bone Woman, the Thousand-Handed Demon showed a sly smile.

"Do you pity this old man? I've found your weakness! Hee-hee-hee~"

He thought that he had discovered Liu Ye's weakness, and he had always wanted to defeat Liu Ye, and at this moment he just happened to find the bone woman.