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Oh my God, how can this be...

He covered his cheeks with a handkerchief, covered it hard, and sighed bitterly.

"Senior, please mourn... Parisio comforted him.

Zhao Wuji's height was not high, but at this time, he stood like a huge mountain of meat in front of the dejected three people and one fish, Dai Muhe covered his cheeks, and he was in pain.

"Kiguro, do you recognize your mistake!" Zhao Wuji yelled sternly!

"Vice Dean... Yogi Hei said bitterly: "Why is this happening... ”

"Do you recognize the seriousness of your mistake!" Zhao Wuji yelled even more harshly!

"Senior, please mourn." Lu Xiuxiu comforted him.

"Senior, please... Please mourn ... Burst... Xuanxuan also comforted him, and couldn't help but pop out after saying half a sentence.

"Hahaha!" Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio couldn't help laughing.

"Be serious!" Zhao Wuji roared!

Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio hurriedly stood upright, the corners of their mouths twitching unnaturally.

Oh my God, how can this be... Yogi Hei slowly took the handkerchief off his face: "Vice Dean, forgive me for taking the liberty of asking... You are old... How long... No brushing of my teeth... ”

"Huh? What is brushing your teeth and can you eat it? ”

The handkerchief was completely taken off Yogi's black face, and the handsome cheeks were now covered with small bags of various colors, and there was a sound of sizzling, and there was a very kind and detailed introduction on it, look, that piece of chili noodles was clearly marked with pickled radish strips and pickles from yesterday's breakfast. Look, that white speck clearly marked the unevenly chewed grains of rice from the dinner the day before. Look, that yellow spot clearly marks the stain from eating baked potatoes a week ago. Look, that black spot, clearly marked with the octagonal fragments from the dish eaten a year ago. See...

"It's up to you. Mother. Legs! Yogiguro threw the handkerchief to the ground, and his face was covered with dense markings.

"The school grass instantly turned into a school hemp round." Xuanxuan shook her head regretfully.

"Be serious!" Zhao Wuji yelled: "Okay! Today! I'm going to correct the bad practices that have been going on in our school! ”

“。。。 Unhealthy winds... What's wrong... ”

"Could it be that Senior Kiheo is pursuing cultivation?"

"You, now that you've entered the Slime Academy..." Zhao Wuji was brewing feelings, the sun behind him was slowly rising, and countless golden rays of light shot from behind him like his fierce and intense emotions!

"Wow... Something is coming... ”

"The vice dean has set you up. Cover... ”

"If you enter Slime Academy, you'll be like my own child! I will always love you so much! Zhao Wuji expressed his feelings excitedly, and countless golden lights flashed his eyes.

"Oh oh... Why don't we care about him for a murderous gauntlet? ”

"Where are you going? How could you not tell me! ”

"Daddy is better than daddy! Give me a murderous gauntlet! I'm going to the pawnshop first! Then go buy lollipops! I'm going to an internet café too! ”

"There are countless dangers in this forest! I followed some traces of rapid running, and judging by the strength of those runners, the strength of the runners is very strong, boys! He was heartbroken and said, "I found this in front of a huge tomb." He pulled the severed sword out of his pocket.

The moment he saw the broken sword, Daimu Hei's hand was lifted with a sigh of his forehead.

"The texture of this sword is very good, and this sword must belong to a top swordsman. And the person who can break the sword of such a top swordsman, you think, how vicious and vicious it must be! ”

"Ahh Lu Xiuxiu, Xuanxuan, Parisio, collectively squinted, Yogi Hei.

Dai Muhei slowly took his hand off his face: "Vice Dean, that thing is not good, that thing is dirty, where to take it is a good boy to send it back, go quickly." ”

"yes, it's dirty." Zhao Wuji put his nose on it: "Oh, I smell the soil in a distant region... THE SOIL ... He looked at the high sky, which he had already described, and the sky here was faintly textured, and there were small islands floating one after another, which seemed to be out of reach.

He looked at the sky: "The owner of this sword... Did you just come down from above? ”

Rotten! Actually underestimated the IQ of the vice president! Yogiguro hurriedly explained: "This is the broken sword that fell from the sky and symbolizes the ominous meteorite mystery!" Anyone who touches it will be cursed with Mystery! The face is dark, the face is swollen, and the annotations are like this! He took a step forward: "Vice Dean, give it to me!" ”

"Oh my God! How did you get this face! No way! If you want to sacrifice, I will come! How can you let your face continue to deteriorate! ”

"Didn't your face be sprayed by the vice president because you slept too dead? . . .

"Vice Dean! Well, I'll be honest, just hold this in my hand for a while longer, and my face will be restored! ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

Zhao Wuji was suddenly excited, and he patted Dai Muhei's shoulder affectionately: "True feelings, Muhei, you really love me, and you don't want me to suffer the same pain as you, so you don't hesitate to lie to me, and you don't hesitate to hurt yourself more!" Muhei! Rest assured! I will never hand over this ominous Fallen Star Mystery Broken Sword to you! He pulled his pants open and shoved the broken sword inside.

“。。。。。。” Yogihei hesitated for a while, he didn't have the courage to pull open the vice dean's pants, and he held his forehead back in pain.

"Ah, this is the real love mouth in the world!" Zhao Wuji said excitedly: "However, I still have to rectify the unhealthy trends in the school!" Your rooms are on the second floor, aren't they? ”

"yes...

"Vice Dean, did you find out that we weren't there after you went to bed? . . ."

"That's right, I'm going to bed." He said bitterly: "Not only did I find that you are not there, but there are more serious problems!" He glanced at the few in front of him: "Who likes to wear a white trench coat and make so many identical pieces." ”

"Ah, me." Yogiguro raised his hand.

"Kiguro." Zhao Wuji was heartbroken: "In the future, you must not buy clothes that are so small and of poor quality." ”

"Ah, the quality is very good, it's expensive, it's not small at all."

"I've tried everything, none of them can be put on, and every one of them tears when it's about to be put on."

Kara sounded, very loud, Zhao Wuji asked in surprise: "Hey, what's cracked?" ”

Yogi's black face was as earth-colored, and a stream of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, you continue." ”

Lu Xiuxiuxuan Parisio sighed and shook his head.

"Also, the fake and shoddy clothes that Daimu Hei bought are enough to choke, and there is a classmate who got a room full of clothes, all of which are small and not big enough sleeves."

"A room full of clothes...

“。。。 Oh my house. Xuanxuan was a little disapproving: "When the sleeves are not big enough, so as not to wear them." ”

"That's right, I can't wear it. However, in that classmate's room, I found the most heart-wrenching point! Zhao Wuji stretched his hand into his pocket: "Students, if you have an injury, tell the teacher, the teacher will help you treat it, how can you hold back such a serious internal injury!" He pulled out the piece of cotton with the blood.

Xuanxuan idiot. Stunned, Lucius Parisio smiled ill-intentionedly.

"That... Mr. Zhao... Can you put this thing down... ”

"This is a very serious internal injury!" Zhao Wuji put the piece on his nose again: "I can feel that this blood is discharged from a certain organ, and the bleeding from internal organs is quite serious, let me treat you... ”

"Wow... Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio squinted their eyes and looked at the stars in the sky: "Doesn't the author plan to describe this fierce scene, Mr. Zhao is good... ”

I saw Zhao Wuji popping out of the trunk of a big tree: "There are more serious things!" ”

"Wow... It's back in seconds... ”

Zhao Wuji posed and said, "The speed of your vice president's teleportation is five centimeters per second. ”

"Wow! It's so meaningful! ”

"Where did the artistic conception come from... Five centimeters a second, normal walking is faster than this, okay... The speed at which you shoot is five centimeters per second... ”

"Well, the more serious thing is that some of our students play cosplay!" Zhao Wuji immediately stern again: "Cos some handsome characters are okay... Nima, what kind of thriller characters do you cos! Found that whole hardcover cos book in a room! I'm scared to death when I open it! There is also an old man who is shameless! ”

"Oh Shet, my family photo album... Parisio asked blankly: "Vice Dean, you have to get used to it, my daddy will not let go of any species." ”

"It's terrifying! I'm scared out of the middle of the night! I was so scared that I threw that out! ”

"Thrown out?" Parisio asked dumbfoundedly.

"Yes! It's scary! ”

"Thrown out!!" Parisio burst out with a bang, and his infinite soul power rushed towards the wind. Wandering Mansion!

"It's gone, alas..."

"Huh." Zhao Wuji looked at its back and the trees that crashed along the way: "Oh, it turns out that the trail of running was left by it, but why did it run so quickly?" ”

Yogi's face regained a little blood: "... I feel like I'm not miserable all of a sudden. ”

"I just feel like it's big and brainless today, and it's also applicable to men." Xuanxuan looked at Zhao Wuji's chest muscles.

"Then the rest of the room is yours." Zhao Wuji looked at Lu Xiuxiu.

Lu Xiuxiu remembered his big backpack, and he asked a little timidly: "How is it... ”

"Well, there's nothing worth admonishing in your house, you're a dormitory pacesetter!" Zhao Wuji picked up a small flower on the spot and put it on Lu Xiuxiu's body, Lu Xiuxiu let out a sigh of glory and held his head high.

"The only question is whether this student likes to play with dolls."

"Dolls? What doll? ”

"I found something like a real person in your house, I thought it was a real person, but it turned out to be not."

“。。。 Vice Dean, you won't do anything to it, I'm too lazy to clean it up once every two days, it's not very clean. ”

"What can't you do clean, I just pinched it, but I didn't expect that thing to be made of balloons."

“。。。 Not a balloon, although it is indeed inflated. ”

"Oh, that's a bit of a sorry, you'll have to cheer you up when you go back."

“。。。 What happened. ”

"I pinched it casually to confirm if it was a real person, and when it was over, it collapsed, but it was everywhere."

Lu Xiu Xiu. Stunned: "It's really fake." ”

"Hey, what am I kidding you, is that a puppet show?"

"Yes, it's a puppet show 。。。。。。"

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