Gatekeeper Douluo saw a figure flickering by! A gust of wind was coming towards him! He yelled in a hurry: "If you want to know what will happen next, please watch the next episode of decomposition!" ”

"Cards!"

Bai Mao's speed was too fast, and he shook from the guard door Douluo's ear root and knocked down the background cloth and poked it on the wall: ". Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info. Break down your sister again.。。。 ”

Gatekeeper Douluo was in a good mood, turned around and pointed at the white hair embedded in the wall and laughed: "Hahahaha!" Hahahaha! Hahaha! It's impossible for you to beat me! How could the dignified Title Douluo be defeated by an unknown junior! ”

"I don't understand why the author listens to you so much, you say decompose, you decompose... White Fur struggled to pull himself out of the wall.

I saw Gatekeeper Douluo take out the Pokémon Illustrated Book: "Author, lazy Pokémon, extremely poor writing, very weak physique, very empty wallet, very few tickets, good food, good drink, fun, good convulsions, good schizophrenia, the basic characteristics are that if you continue to code more than two pages of word, you will fall into a state of exhaustion, that is to say, you can stop after two pages of word!" ”

"Nani! And this kind of bug! ”

"That's right! Two pages of word are about more than 2,000 words, if there are more dialogues in the chapter, you can also write less and rest early! That's why those two often describe dialogue! Too lazy to be hopeless! ”

And the first few lines of this chapter seem to be copied directly from the previous chapter! So you can have a little less! I've stolen to a certain level if I'm lazy! ”

"Yes! For example, this bunch of chapters here, I should have found your convoy and fled, or I was killed directly by fighting you and summoned to them, which could have been done in less than a few dozen words. ”

"Ahh Bai Mao turned his head: "Fight with us and be killed in seconds?" You also summoned them? ”

"Can you change it if you accidentally say something wrong? . . ."

"Change your sister! Oops, old man, since you know that you will be killed in seconds, you will be killed by labor and management in seconds! "Bai Mao pulled himself out from the wall, turned around, and took care of Door Douluo's face with a big brick splitting face!"

"Ahh Ahh "Gatekeeper Douluo was taken aback! Because of the joke, he walked too close and couldn't dodge at all: "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown!" ”

The white-haired man smiled: "Today is a new day!" The author has not yet reached the level of fatigue! It's less than a page! Shameless old man, you miscalculated! ”

"Wait! Wait a minute! Didn't you smash your bricks and take out the kunai from inside? Where did you get these bricks? Plot loopholes! ”

"I just poked into the wall and pulled it out of the wall when I came out."

“。。。 The thief is rampant! No matter how bad the old man is, he still has a body protector and a white cat body barrier! ”

Bai Mao tilted the brick at a corner and slapped it at a sharp angle over the protective barrier, and slapped it on the part where the bullet-like feces had cracked!

"Shameless old man, haven't you noticed yet, that protective barrier can only isolate liquids and energy, and has no effect on substantial physical strikes. And do you know how to crack an egg? If you pinch the egg, it will be difficult to crush it, but if you collide with it one by one sharp area," there was a gurgling sound from the body guard, and Gate Douluo's face was as ugly as death: "If it collides like this, it will cause the whole collapse from the point of collision." ”

I saw Gate Douluo rolling backwards to the five on the spot! In a weird posture, he turned his face and buttocks towards Bai Mao at the same time: "The old man is out!" Combo Mystery! There was a burst of popping sounds, and the first thing that burst was Janator Douluo's pants! At the same time, the sun-like light emanating from there radiated from it! Then a clatter came from somewhere!

Ah, that's bullet-like dung! Gatling mode! This time it's a new stealing skill!

That's right, if you cultivate your body flexibility to a certain extent, you can turn your face and chrysanthemum in one direction at the same time! The face and chrysanthemum are in one direction, and the direction of the muzzle can be adjusted at any time! While activating Cho Takeki's skills, use the torn nature of your pants to cause a strong holy light to blind your opponent! Just when the opponent was blind, countless bullets and dung eggs roared towards the opponent like flying locusts! This combination has a short activation time! The effect is strong! The range is large! High damage! The ailment is strong! Almost impossible to defend against or dodge! It's really a super invincible combination!

I saw the white hair staring at the writing wheel! Actually look directly at the past in the holy light! He clearly saw the shooting trajectory of each dung egg! I saw that he actually supplied his body and turned his face and chrysanthemum in the same direction, and also shot at the guard Douluo!

The bullets that can be clearly seen by the writing wheel eye are weird, and the bullets on both sides actually have the same trajectory, and each shot is against the sky, just right to cancel each other!

"Bastard! The super combination technique that the old man worked so hard to develop was stolen by you! Tian is shameless! ”

"Isn't it more shameless for you to decompose and procrastinate?"

"Ignorant boy! Copied skills will never be as powerful as the original! What's more, you're still copying it temporarily! ”

"Ignorant old man! Do you think my writing wheel eye crossed over in vain? Geezer! You haven't had enough for days! I can clearly see with this eye that you don't have much bullet reserves in your large intestine! For me, who was well fed, your staying power was nothing at all! ”

"Alas, in old age, the staying power is certainly not as good as that of young people. In the past, I could rise as soon as I heard that kind of action movie, but now I still feel soft when I watch it for hours. Alas, the years are not forgiving. Gatekeeper Douluo sighed with great regret.

"Why do you think your readers are all white. Idiot! What are you talking about weird stuff, right? I'm not wrong! ”

"Cut." Gatekeeper Douluo took out a tube of plaster and a few wet wipes, took them to the place where the holy light was emitted, and wiped them.

"Old man, what are you doing!"

"It's really uninsightful, people. Body lubricant, orange fruity long-lasting 60ml pack, men's time-lapse wipes. Guy, feel free to contact me if you need to. Gatekeeper Douluo's face flushed.

"You've lost a whole thing in your discipline. Order a whole continent! ”

Gatekeeper Douluo put his hand to his mouth and whispered to him, "Secretly tell you, there is (beep-) medicine, and (beep-) water!" ”

Bai Mao looked around and saw that there was no one around, and he also put his hand to his mouth to whisper to him, "Really? How is it sold? The result? How much is a bottle? ”

"Come and get your free gift now!"

"Really?"

Gatekeeper Douluo blushed and nodded.

Bai Mao smiled: "Shameless old man, don't you just want me to stop shooting, you want to see that the ammunition reserves in your big intestine are nearing the end, and you use this deceptive way to lure me into losing again, right?" ”

Gatekeeper Douluo was shocked and was recognized! How can it be repaired! With the last shred of hope, he asked, "Don't you want this?" ”

"As long as I can beat you, these are mine in your pocket, hahahaha!" White-haired people looked up to the sky and laughed!

Ah, the soul is so despicable! How could my dignified Title Douluo lose to such a despicable person! Gatekeeper Douluo was furious! But it is indeed a fact that the ammunition reserves are already seriously insufficient... I saw that Gatekeeper Douluo condensed all the remaining reserves on the chrysanthemum! Performed a combination dung cannon that even Zhao Wuji had only used once!

After firing this last shot, Gatekeeper Douluo quickly jumped up in the air and stretched his limbs.

Ha, the kid would never have expected it, the fecal cannon is the condensation of countless fecal essences! The rate of fire is extremely fast, and the damage is extremely high! You can't fight that bunch of ordinary bullets!

Sure enough, the cannon shell fired countless bullets and exploded on Bai Mao's body, splashing up clods of soil five or six meters high!

"Hahahaha! No name junior dares to do something with my dignified title Douluo! Gatekeeper Douluo carefully stretched his limbs in the air, and his heart was also relaxed when he saw the cannonball explode on Bai Mao's body. Alas, after grinding for so long, I finally got him, and now at least the tax payment will be more than half a month according to the normal time, and the money thing... Alas, I haven't been embarrassed to tear off my face and ask the dean for a salary for several years, and I haven't had a full meal for a long time... There's no way, that's a little raising. Old Insurance... Ah, in the end, the flexibility of the body is so poor, it's really uncomfortable to just nest for so long... Money Matters... Lao Yan, Lao Zhao, I can only look at you... He watched as Abbe's face reappeared in the sky. Oh, I've once again guarded your academy, do you want to repay me? Well, it's not demanding, you don't hide from me, just let me take a few more looks... Abbey...

"Yo, old man, is it finally relaxed?" A hand pressed on the head of Gatekeeper Douluo.

Gatekeeper Douluo was taken aback, and when he looked up, he saw that Bai Mao was actually pressing his head with his hand!

"As for the surprise, shadow clone, thank you for the inspiration, Mudhowl, I'm Kakanan." Bai Mao smiled and pressed Gatekeeper Douluo downward.

Nani? Rotten... Gatekeeper Douluo was pressed like this, his body balance was broken, and his buttocks fell downward, only to see that there was another white hair on the ground, he put his hands together, and only stretched out two index fingers upwards towards Gatekeeper Douluo's buttocks: "Mud howl!" I'm Kaka North! ”

Law! Gram! The gravitational acceleration of the rapid fall and the weight of the Watchman Douluo himself brought this move an unparalleled speed. Feel! Gatekeeper Douluo suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was in severe pain! The pain blurred the perception a little.

Alas, the evening is not guaranteed.

Gatekeeper Douluo's vision was blurred, and he stretched out his hand towards the sky tremblingly, ah. Seashell... Yes......

Bai Mao took all the shadow clones back and kicked the Gatekeeper Douluo who was paralyzed on the ground: "Cut, it's really difficult to deal with." He waved his hand at the men who didn't dare to come over at all: "Little ones! Get in the car and go! ”

He jumped on the pickup truck and turned on the stereo: "Gogo, get high!" I can't afford to hurt myself! "After a sip of a bottle of beer, I feel like my whole body is rejuvenated again! The chengguan jumped into the car and shook their tails and galloped towards Slime Academy. ――――=――+――+――+――+――-===――+-Hey, happy eleven, the author is going to join the ranks of canned human flesh - squeezing the train with a giant suitcase...