Chapter 31: The Shameless Cao Ang
Lin Jun's consciousness became more and more sober as he drank, but Cao Ang seemed to be a little drunk, he had drunk more than Lin Jun before the end, and now he was sitting there with his head in his hands, looking like he had a headache. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
She was too lazy to pretend to be drunk anymore, anyway, she had already determined that this kind of broken wine would not be able to drink her, so she simply fought with Cao Ang, and sure enough, she won, which is really happy.
Cao Ang felt a little dizzy himself, but he saw Lin Jun sitting there on the side, and couldn't help but ask with concern in his heart: "You have drunk so much, do you feel uncomfortable?" ”
Lin Jun said frankly: "It's okay, it's okay, I just want to ...... Toilet. ”
Cao Ang blinked, his eyes flashed with a glimmer of essence, and he whispered, "I want to go too, let's go, let's go together." ”
After finishing speaking, he got up, and stretched out his hand to pull Lin Jun up, as if he was afraid that she would regret it.
Cao Ang led Lin Jun crookedly towards the courtyard.
Lin Jun found that Cao Ang, who was walking in front, turned back from time to time, looked at her with sad eyes, and his heart became clearer and clearer. Cao Ang poured her wine from the beginning of the banquet, and also encouraged the other sons and little Cao Pi to drink with her, thinking that he had put her down, but he didn't want to be pretending to be drunk.
So I had to leave her alone to drink again, but I didn't expect to get drunk Lin Jun didn't even pour it, so I was unwilling......
As for his purpose of getting drunk on Lin Jun, I'm afraid he just wants to see if she is a man or a woman......
So this one came out to go to the toilet, I'm afraid the purpose is not simple......
Thinking that after she was drunk and unconscious, Cao Ang would come to check her gender, Lin Jun shuddered, how was he going to check!
In a fit of rage, the two went to the toilet.
At this time, the toilet, that is, the thatched house, is of course not indoor. However, with specifications like Caofu, the toilets are all separately demarcated.
Although it is a dry thatched house, it is dirty inside, but it is still decorated, and there is a door in the way, Lin Jun breathed a sigh of relief.
Cao Ang stopped at the door of the thatched house and made a "please" gesture to Lin Jun.
Lin Jun hurriedly said, "Childe, please first." "The heart is engaged in wool, I have to come to the toilet together, who wants you to let me first, I let you.
Cao Ang smiled, said no more, and went in generously.
After Cao Ang went in, Lin Jun couldn't laugh at anything, she found that the fence of this thatched house was very low, so low that Cao Ang stood in it, and she could still see most of his head!
Lin Jun didn't dare to look at it anymore, and stood with his back turned around. In the silence of the night, Cao Ang was heard undressing and ...... The sound of running water.
It didn't take long for Cao Ang to come out, and Lin Jun, who was like ashes on the other side, said with concern: "Go quickly." ”
Lin Jun walked into the thatched house stiffly - she couldn't help but go in, she was still making a fuss about going to the toilet just now, isn't it weird that she doesn't go now?
Sure enough, there was no way to completely cover her from the stall door of this thatched house, and a head was exposed! Although Cao Ang has his back to her now, according to his shamelessness and dedication to the purpose, he will definitely have to turn around and peek after a while, and if she squats down, she will definitely be discovered immediately!
What to do, what to do...... Her daughter's body is about to be discovered so soon? How did Mulan do it after spending half her life in the barracks?
Lin Jun was about to cry out in a hurry, smelling the stench in the thatched house, and suddenly an idea popped up......
She lowered her head, took a deep breath of the stench, and stuck her fingers in her throat.
"Vomit ......" Lin Jun finally vomited.
Cao Ang, who was outside, heard the sound of vomiting, rushed in directly, dragged Lin Jun's back, slowly helped her out, and asked with concern: "Why did you suddenly vomit, are you okay?" ”
Lin Jun had already drunk a lot of wine, and the smell of the thatched house was really disgusting, so he vomited a lot of mouthfuls, but he secretly scolded Cao Ang in his heart for being shameless - others rushed in directly when they were still in the toilet, and they really had ulterior motives!
She hadn't eaten much food, and after vomiting a lot of wine, she leaned weakly on the tree and gasped.
Cao Ang cautiously asked her on the side, "How are you better?" Shall I help you go to the toilet again? ”
Your uncle, don't give up yet! Do you want to see me take off my pants again...... Lin Jun wanted to throw the shameless son next to him into the pit, but after thinking about it, he couldn't beat him, so he had to give up.
She stubbornly straightened up, smiled and said, "No need, it's all spit out." ”
Cao Ang: "......"
Lin Jun cleared his throat again, and said to Cao Angzhengse: "Childe, it's almost dawn, I'll stay in the house again for fear that Lord Cao will bump into it, so don't pass it." ”
Cao Ang was obviously unwilling, but he probably couldn't think of any way, so he muttered for a while and said, "Okay, you pay attention to safety on the way back." ”
Lin Jun got Cao Ang's approval, his heart was over, and he thought that it was finally over, so he quickly said "Childe farewell" and ran away, leaving Cao Ang and vomit by the thatched house.
When she returned to her lodgings, it was almost dawn. It's really embarrassing for Cao Ang, in order to find out her identity, I spent a whole night with her. is also considered to have integrity, and there is no stick to knock Lin Jun unconscious, and then test her body.
Lin Jun nestled on the collapse, wrapped herself in a ball, and fell asleep shallowly, she knew that Cao Ang would not give up if she didn't figure it out, but so what, hide for a day.
Anyway, he won't live long.
Fortunately, Cao Ang is not a gentleman who is idle every day, as the heir, he has to practice martial arts, study, handle official business every day, and have to find time to accompany Cao Pi, and he has no time to revolve around Lin Jun all day, and in the next half a month, neither of them saw each other again.
Before Cao Ang had the time to make the next move, the imperial court issued an order to send Cao Cao to Qingzhou to suppress the bandits, and Cao Ang naturally had to go with him.
And Lin Jun is no longer affiliated with the army, and she was not arranged to accompany the army, Dongjun left a small part of General Xiahoudun's army on duty, and she also stayed as a civil official and female dependent.
She wanted to take the initiative to ask Ying to go with the army to take a look, but considering that it was on the cusp of the storm, it was better to stay away from Cao Ang.
As soon as the large army left, Lin Jun's work became even more idle, and he had nothing to do all day, just wandering around the streets and inspecting the customs.
She followed Cao Jun and ate a lot of meals every day, except for the dishes that Cao Ang feasted on that night, Lin Jun almost had no appetite for other meals. Although there are more types of food in Dongjun, and there is meat to eat at both ends for three days, it is only a few pieces of boiled fatty meat, with green vegetables without oil and water, she tastes like chewing wax every day.
Since it's okay during this time, she will go to the back mountain to catch a pheasant, or catch a rabbit, and open a small stove for herself!
She picked a sunny day and went to the mountains and forests with a bow and arrow.
The mountains and forests of this era are no better than the bare tourist mountains of modern times, where trees are dense, poisonous snakes and insects can be seen everywhere, and there may be fierce beasts. Thanks to Lin Jun's skills, otherwise no one would dare to break in.