Chapter 14 What Does It Mean to Be in a Groove?
Fan Tuantuan felt that he had just waited for a long time, and the emperor had already retreated and walked towards the upper study. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
This time, without being said, Fan Tuantuan quickly cheered up and quickly followed behind the emperor.
As soon as he entered the door of the study, the emperor turned his head and looked at Fan Tuantuan twice, "Xiaotuanzi is okay?" Can you be on duty today? ”
Fan Tuantuan was stunned, little tuanzi? Xiao Tuanzi shouldn't be talking about himself, right? raised his eyes and secretly glanced at the emperor, and found that he was looking at him with interest, Fan Tuantuan immediately knew that he was indeed the so-called little group in the emperor's mouth.
"If you go back to the emperor, it's completely fine!" Fan Tuantuan endured the slander and hurriedly bowed down and replied.
"Well, come on, sharpen the ink for me." The emperor beckoned to Fan Tuantuan, then picked up a book and read it.
Fan Tuantuan was dumbfounded with the ink strip directly, how can this thing be used?
Wait, it seems like you need to add water, but how much water do you have to add?
The emperor waited for a long time, but didn't see any movement from Fan Tuantuan, so he picked up the book in his hand and knocked directly on Fan Tuantuan's head, "Little Tuanzi, are you stupid?" ”
"! Don't hit me on the head! Fan Tuantuan subconsciously hugged his head and shouted.
"Smack!"
As soon as Fan Tuantuan's words fell, he was hit on the head again.
The emperor knocked Fan Tuantuan's head twice in a row, and asked in a good mood, "What do you mean?" ”
Fan Tuantuan was dumbfounded with his head in his hands, and he was dumbfounded...... What is the meaning? How do I explain this to you?
"Your Majesty, lying in the groove means greetings!" The corners of Fan Tuantuan's mouth twitched slightly, and he was talking serious nonsense.
"Oh, I see. Groove ...... This greeting is a novelty. The emperor raised his hand and rubbed his chin, and after muttering a few times in his mouth, he smiled and said, "Interesting, tomorrow I will use the groove to greet a few patriarchs." ”
The more Fan Tuantuan listened, the more strange his expression became, and after enduring it for a long time, he finally resisted the urge to burst into laughter and concentrated on grinding the ink.
"Xiao Tuanzi, look at you, you can't even grind ink, what else can you do! Your ink is not as good as the little eunuch who poured the night incense! ”
Damn, why is this mouth's mouth so damaged!
By the way, the information said that this emperor is a poisonous tongue and likes to quarrel with people everywhere.
"Your Majesty, do you like the little eunuch who pours night incense to serve you closely? You've got a lot of taste! After Fan Tuantuan finished speaking, he gave the emperor a surprised look, looking like he couldn't imagine that you were this kind of person!
"Who do I serve me, and what does it matter if my taste is heavy or not? Ah Tuan, do you have hysteria today, why do you say some strange words? The taste is heavy, does it mean something else? ”
Fan Tuantuan hurriedly shook his head and denied, "No, there is no other meaning." "You're venomous enough, can I teach you more? Taught you so that you can complain about me?
The emperor glanced at Fan Tuantuan meaningfully, "Ah Tuan, do you know what will happen to the crime of bullying the king?" ”
"......" This product is so shameless, it actually scares the old lady, you deserve to be covered by the little wife with a quilt!
"Your Majesty, I heard in Chunxi Palace that the crime of bullying the monarch is to punish the nine clans, is it true?" Fan Tuantuan had an idea and turned the topic to the side of the spring nobles.
"Oh, Chunxi Palace? Where are the spring nobles? "Some concubines in the harem always like to inquire about their own movements from the people around them, it seems that the spring nobles are thinking about themselves, just go and see the spring nobles tonight!