Chapter 60: Funny and Enlightened
Qualifications? Genius?
Su Yi sweated wildly, suddenly blushing and red, his face was full of embarrassment, and he shook his head slightly, only to feel bitter smile. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Secretly, it's the first time someone has commented on me like this, what a big joke! These words are used on oneself, and they sound awkward to death, and goosebumps all over their bodies, alas! I'm a well-known waste material disciple of Drifting Rain Peak!
I can't help but think indignantly, this bald donkey is deliberately hurting me!
Su Yi gritted his teeth, smiled without smiling, and said, "Hehe! I'm not afraid of Brother Wufan's jokes, I just came out to test. ”
"Oh..."
Wu Fan was dumbfounded, touched his bald head, and laughed, his face was confused.
Secretly said, I didn't expect to look away, a new disciple who just came out of the trial, but I see it as a genius, this misunderstanding is really a bit ridiculous! No wonder, Senior Brother Su's expression is so weird...
"Huh! Are you all finished? ”
Ling'er was originally about to enjoy the food, but the little gluttonous worm in her stomach had long been impatient, but she let the monk come over and fight, and the two of them were verbose, endlessly, and hung her aside, ignoring her, only to feel angry.
"Haha..."
Su Yi and Wu Fan glanced at her, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
Wu Fan made a joke just now, which made Su Yi's expression unnatural, and he felt a little reluctant in his heart, how could he be willing to end the topic.
He looked at Su Yi carefully, nodded his head in appreciation, and continued: "Senior Brother Su, although you are a new disciple, in my opinion, you are extremely strange in appearance, introverted, talented, and extremely ordinary, and your future achievements will definitely be limitless!" ”
After Su Yi heard this, he turned his anger into joy, and smiled, he didn't expect that this Senior Brother Wufan was still a funny and humorous person, and he was quite good at talking!
Everyone loves to listen to this kind of flattery, and Su Yi is inevitably vulgar, and for a while, his heart was full of joy, his face was full of smiles, and his good impression of him was rising.
"Haha! Senior Brother Wufan has won the award. ”
Su Yi thanked him with a look of joy on his face.
Ling'er was displeased, glaring at the two of them angrily, angry, seeing that they didn't mean to stop, she suddenly became angry, her nose was crooked, and she became more and more angry.
"I'm hungry......"
At this time, she finally couldn't help it, and suddenly thunder roared.
The golden retriever is crazy, absolutely extraordinary!
For a time, on the big trees around, the leaves were like rain, one after another, and the nearby beasts knelt on the ground, trembling, panicking, and there were many birds in the air, which fell rapidly, and after a few struggles on the ground a little, they kicked and rolled their eyes.
Su Yi covered her ears tightly, her face was full of pain, she was trembling, she almost couldn't stand up, and she felt like she wanted to kneel down and worship her.
Wu Fan is very different, his face does not change, and there is a trace of surprise in his eyes, as if he has a look of enlightenment.
He definitely would not miss this rare opportunity to sit cross-legged on the ground, close his eyes and meditate to experience the roar, as if he had an epiphany on the spot.
The power of a roar is terrifying!
This is still Ling'er roared casually, venting the dissatisfaction in her heart, otherwise...
It's unimaginable!
It didn't take long for Ling'er to stop yelling, and it wasn't until after a while that Su Yi came to his senses and patted his chest, feeling terrified.
At this time, Su Yi's face was pale, sweating profusely, and he felt that his ears were almost deafening, and there was a feeling of dizziness and tinnitus, and he had palpitations.
"Whew..."
Su Yi exhaled a breath of turbidity, shook his head, looked at Ling'er who was pouting, his face was full of black lines for a while, angry and hateful, and said angrily: "My little ancestor!" Do you want to yell at me! ”
"Humph! I deserve it, I've been hungry for a long time, don't you know? Ling'er glanced at him fiercely, frowned, and threatened: "If you don't hurry up, I'll roar again." ”
"Don't! Other! Other! Su Yi hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, wiped his cold sweat, and said helplessly: "Count me into your service, I'll continue the barbecue, and it will be fine right away." ”
Ling'er pursed her lips, snorted, and muttered: "You have to be crazy with this beauty to have a longer memory." ”
Su Yi was indignant, and while continuing to barbecue, he looked at Wu Fan with a strange face, not knowing what he meant.
"Roar..."
Just as Su Yi looked at him, he suddenly yelled, only to feel deafening and frightened.
Wu Fan learned well, and it sounded a little different from Ling'er's roar, but it had a bit of charm.
He didn't care about this roar, but Su Yi was startled, his face changed greatly, and he almost threw away the barbecue in his hand...
Su Yi's face was extremely ugly, one had just finished roaring, and the other suddenly came, is there such a scare as you? I was almost stupid by you, and I was extremely depressed for a while.
After a while, a few words popped out from between his teeth: "Two madmen!" Perverted! Neuropathy! ”
"Giggles!"
Ling'er looked at Su Yi, who was stunned and was babbling, and couldn't help but giggle.
Su Yi stared at her with a resentful face, it was all the head of this little goblin, and she smiled embarrassedly, and scolded her in her heart.
Wu Fan opened his eyes, a smile appeared on his face, he stood up, patted his clothes, and saw Su Yi staring at him strangely, he smiled and explained: "Senior Brother Su, her roar is similar to the roar of the lion in Buddhism, I just listened to it, and I realized it, so I had an epiphany on the spot and benefited a lot, hehe!" I couldn't help it for a while, and I yelled, didn't scare you, right? ”
Hearing him say this, Su Yi had no matter how much he had an opinion, and it was difficult to say anything, so he had to shake his head and said with a dry smile: "No! No! Just kidding, how can such a small voice scare me! ”
"Poof!"
Ling'er couldn't help laughing, covering her mouth and laughing.
Secretly, this person is really brazen, obviously scared to death, and his mouth is very hard.
Su Yi glared at her and said angrily, "Hmph! What are you laughing at? Eat meat! ”
The venison was finally roasted, and a rich aroma of meat slowly spread, making people salivate.
Wu Fan hurriedly surrounded him, staring at the fragrant barbecue with wide eyes, and swallowing his saliva.
"Senior Brother Wufan, do you want it?"
Su Yiwan smiled and asked him while cutting barbecue meat for Ling'er.
"Amitabha."
Wu Fan seemed to reverently raise a single palm, shouting the Buddha's name, and then stared at the barbecue, scratching his head and hesitating, rubbing for a while, and then sneered: "Senior Brother Su, uh! Here, give me a smaller piece to taste. ”
"Hmm!"
Su Yi nodded in agreement, snickering secretly, and was about to cut the meat when he was interrupted by him again...
"Wait!"
Wu Fan raised his hand to stop it, swallowed his saliva, rolled up his sleeves, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Give me the biggest piece!" ”
"Haha! Good! ”
Seeing Wu Fan's funny appearance, Su Yi couldn't help but laugh heartily.
After a while, the barbecue meat was shared, and after that, the two of them sat next to Su Yi left and right, and the three of them sat in a row on the roots of the big tree, holding the barbecue and feasting on it.
Su Yi was eating barbecue while secretly looking at Wu Fan.
I saw that he was eating with a mouth full of oil, and he was very happy! That grease mouth is much brighter than his bald head, how can he look like a monk! At this time, he was afraid that he would throw the Buddha who believed sincerely in his heart out of the Nine Heavens Cloud!
Su Yi didn't like to laugh at him openly, but it was really ridiculous, his face turned red, and his shoulders shrugged again and again.
Ling'er didn't know much about the rules of Buddhism, but she didn't feel anything, she was burying her head in hard food, she was smiling, and she seemed to be very satisfied.
Wu Fan noticed Su Yi's abnormality, turned his head to look at him, and wondered, "Senior Brother Su, what's wrong with you?" Choked? ”
"Ahem!"
Su Yi immediately restrained his smile, pretended to cough, and nodded: "Yes!" I ate too much and choked on it, but now it's better. ”
"Oh!"
Wu Fan nodded slightly, ignored him, and nibbled on the meat again.
"Senior Brother Wufan, I want to ask, can the current monks eat meat?"
Su Yi couldn't help but quip.
"Amitabha! Buddhism is in the world, not leaving the world, leaving the world to find Bodhi, just like seeking the horns of a rabbit! ”
Wu Fan's face was slightly red, he raised his palms and chanted the Buddha's words, and said: "The little monk is now practicing the Dharma of entering the world, and it is inevitable that he will break some of the precepts of pure cultivation!" But if you don't enter the WTO, how can you get out of the dust? Wine and meat and vegetables, for me, are just food for the stomach, there is no difference, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart! ”
Wu Fan said the Tao at the head, Su Yi had never been in contact with Buddhism at all, and he seemed to understand it at the moment, and he was completely blinded for a while, I don't know if what he said was right.
"Oh! I see. Su Yi nodded and said flatteringly: "Senior brother's Buddhism is profound, junior brother admires it!" ”
Wu Fan Wan'er smiled, not wanting to continue the topic, he glanced at Ling'er and whispered in Su Yi's ear: "Senior Brother Su, this girl is very demonic, in my opinion, she is definitely not a human being, how can you be with her?" Was she holding her hostage? Do you want me..."
When he said this, his eyes flashed, and his expression was fierce.
Su Yi knew what he meant, and quickly shook his head, he was quite grateful that he could worry about himself like this.
He smiled slightly and whispered, "This! It's hard to put into words at this time! To put it simply, I was trying to subdue her, there was no danger, and my brother didn't have to worry about me! ”
"Oh! I see! Wu Fan's face relaxed, grinned, and nodded in appreciation: "Senior Brother Su is so courageous!" Admire! Admire! ”
At this moment, Ling'er's voice came from the side.
"Hey! What are you two muttering? ”
Su Yi turned his head to look at her, snorted, and laughed: "We are discussing, why Ling'er is so beautiful!" What a surprise! ”
"Humph! The devil believes it! Ling'er pursed her lips, her face was full of disdain, she suddenly frowned, and said in surprise: "Huh! Why are there two more monks coming here, Su Yi, you can't give them any more meat, I don't have enough to eat! ”
"What? Two monks? ”
Wu Fan exclaimed, his face changed greatly, Huo Ran stood up, carried the demon slaying stick, and hurriedly said to Su Yi: "Senior Brother Su, it must be my two senior brothers who are here, this time it's a big trouble, I have to run away quickly." ”
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