Chapter 17: There Are Assassins
Fan Tuantuan was instantly energetic, and his eyes sparkled to greet him, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" What's wrong? After speaking, without waiting for the emperor to reply, Fan Tuantuan shouted loudly at the top of his voice, "Someone! Catch the assassins! Come on, people......"
The emperor and the Chun nobles were stunned and watched Fan Tuantuan directly characterize the matter as an assassin incident, even if they wanted to stop it, it was too late, and the words had already been shouted, could it still be taken back?
In the next moment, a column of guards rushed into Chunxi Palace with a hula, "Where is the assassin?" Quick, protect the emperor! As soon as the guards who led the team came in, they gave an order, and then Fan Tuantuan looked at the Chun Guiren who was only wearing a translucent bedrobe with a wicked smile and was surrounded by the guards with a confused expression. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Chun Guiren clasped his hands to his chest and drilled into the emperor's arms one by one, "Emperor, Emperor, quick, let them out, let them all go out!" You all go out, all go! "If your current appearance is seen by these guards, just wait to enter the cold palace!
The emperor held the Chun nobleman in his arms and glared at Fan Tuantuan fiercely, "Go out!" Ah Tuan! You've done a great job! How daring! Who told you there were assassins? All out, out! Get out! Just as the guards were about to exit the Chunxi Palace, the emperor called out to the guards who led the team again, "You come back first, there are snakes in the dormitory, you take two people to clean up." ”
Fan Tuantuan saw the guards enter the dormitory, and he breathed a long sigh of relief, fortunately it was the guards who entered, if the palace people of Chunxi Palace were allowed to go in and catch snakes, even if they saw the rag dolls, they would also help the Chun nobles hide it, after all, their lives were tied to the Chun nobles!
"Ah Tuan, you come over to me!" As soon as the emperor turned around, he saw Fan Tuantuan tiptoeing and looking at the inside of the dormitory with an excited face, and he was instantly angry.
This damn little eunuch, who was embarrassed by so many guards, was seen by so many guards, and Chun Guiren was almost looked at by those men, thinking of this, the emperor stiffened his hand around Chun Guiren, and it was not to let go, nor was it to continue to hug.
As soon as Fan Tuantuan saw that the emperor was angry, he hurriedly ran over, "Your Majesty, how are you?" I didn't scare you, I made it for a long time, and it turned out that the assassin was a python! Your Majesty, let the little one take a look, where did you get hurt and didn't ......"
As soon as Fan Tuantuan passed, he pushed his butt against the spring nobleman, stretched out his hand and patted the emperor everywhere, until he slapped the emperor's whole body, Fan Tuantuan patted his chest and breathed an exaggerated sigh of relief, "Oh, it's so good!" Your Majesty, you are really the son of the dragon, even the python doesn't dare to hurt you! ”
The emperor was annoyed by Fan Tuantuan's pretentious style, and only felt that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and stomach began to hurt, what is this thing in front of him? If you get into trouble, you think it's okay to shoot a few sycophants?
"You stand up for me, tell me honestly, who told you to call an assassin for your own assertions?" The emperor pointed his finger at Fan Tuantuan, and said angrily with a look of hatred that iron is not steel.
Fan Tuantuan blinked innocently, "Your Majesty, you have wronged the little one!" The little one saw that the emperor's face turned white with fright when you came out, and he thought that there was an assassin, who knew that it was a snake, and the little one didn't expect the emperor to have your guts......"
The emperor didn't wait for Fan Tuantuan to finish speaking, and slapped Fan Tuantuan on the head, "You shut up for me!" Say you're wrong, and you dare to talk back to me? "This kid is really not cute at all, he is the emperor, he dares to say that he is timid!
"! You hit me on the head again! Fan Tuantuan looked at the emperor with an annoyed look on his head while holding his head, looking like he wanted to be angry but didn't dare to be angry.
The emperor looked at Fan Tuantuan's aggrieved look, and the depression in his heart finally dissipated a little, "Forget it, for the sake of your loyal protector, I will let you go this time, if there is a next time, two mistakes will be punished together!" ”
"Thank you for the emperor's grace of not punishing." Fan Tuantuan thanked him on his lips, but he was complaining in his heart about this nest emperor, hum, it's really difficult to serve, it's not okay to praise you, to be honest, I will be beaten again, next time I will take a small leather whip with me, and when it is difficult to serve, I will smoke it, and I will be honest in two days!