Chapter 44: Pretending to cry and selling cuteness and sympathy
"Home?" Ling Chu said, and then said. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "Do you know Gu Huaxing? ”
"Gu Huaxing! What is Gu Huaxing? Where? Su Lin frowned after hearing this, he hadn't heard of it! Is there a place called Gu Huaxing in the Middle Cultivation Continent?
"Forget it, my sister and I don't have a home." Ling Chu heard Su Lin's doubts and said decisively. This is really remote enough, and even their Gu Huaxing doesn't know about it.
"Forget it, my sister and I don't have a home." Surin said.
"Our home is in Guhuaxing, where do you know where? You don't know if that means we don't have a home! Ling Chu pursed his lips and said.
"What kind of ghost logic, whose little ghost are you talking nonsense, where does the Central Cultivation Continent come from, what is the place of Guhuaxing." Su Lin looked at Ling Chu and said impatiently. "At a young age, he told all kinds of nonsense."
"Hillbilly!" Ling Chu muttered softly.
"Eh, I said you little ghost, how do you talk, except for talking nonsense, you are scolding, and if you talk nonsense and scold people like this, I will really teach you a lesson on behalf of your parents." Surin raised his sleeve and made a gesture to fight.
"Big brother, my brother and I can't find a home anymore, so my brother will say that there is no home." Ling Ya said at this time.
"What do you mean?" Surin said.
"Three days ago, when my brother and I were at home, we suddenly rushed into two bad guys, these two bad guys rushed in and knocked me and my brother unconscious, and then somehow they threw me and my brother into a place full of flames and disappeared, after waking up, my brother and I walked everywhere looking for our way home, and today we walked to this Yanlong City, because I was too hungry to buy buns to eat but had no money, so I sat here and ran into them." Ling Ya pointed to Zhao Penghuaqiang, who was unconscious on the ground, and said. "I am very grateful that they gave me and my brother steamed buns to eat, but I didn't expect that they would give me and my brother steamed buns and put drugs in the buns to stun me and my brother and then sell them to others to make money, why is this? Father and mother, Ya'er misses you, where are you? Pick me up and my brother and go home! ”
Ling Ya cried as she spoke. "Father, mother, my brother and I miss you, take us home quickly! Woo woo ~ ~. ”
"Hey! Little sister, don't cry! Don't cry! Su Lin looked at Ling Ya and cried as she spoke, he immediately panicked, and he was also very sympathetic to them, he didn't expect them to be so pitiful, and his anger towards Ling Chu also dissipated at once.
And Ling Chu on the side looked at Ling Ya with wide eyes and surprise, what surprised him was not that his sister Ling Ya was crying as she spoke, but that what his sister said was almost nonsense, where did they get to the house and were kidnapped Obviously, the black vortex suddenly made by the dead old man sent them to a place where they didn't know where, and they were knocked unconscious by the two scholars and sent here, but it is not wrong to call them bad people, they are indeed bad enough. And where they came here to find their way home, obviously wandering around, wandering all the way here.
Su Lin, who was panicked, looked at Ling Ya, who was crying, and was completely helpless, so he could only say comfortingly. "Little sister, you can't find a home, so let's go with my big brother first! The big brother helps you find a home, and if you don't find a home, the big brother will always take care of you. ”
Ling Ya stopped, gently wiped her tears, and said tentatively. "Really? Big brother. ”
Seeing that Ling Ya stopped immediately, Su Lin suddenly felt a little proud, it seemed that he had a good way of coaxing children, looking at Ling Ya puffing up his chest and nodding and saying proudly. "Really, the big brother never lies, he does what he says, if he doesn't find your home for a day, the big brother will take care of you for a day, and if he doesn't find your home for a lifetime, the big brother will take care of you for a lifetime."
After Ling Ya heard this, she lifted her sleeves and wiped all the tears on her face, bowed to Su Lin and said excitedly. "Thank you, big brother, you are such a good person, big brother."
Then Ling Ya stretched out the little finger of her right hand again. "Big brother, let's pull Gougou, if you pull Gougou, you must do what you say, otherwise the puppy is a pig's head."
"Huh! Good. Su Lin smiled and stretched out the little finger of his right hand, hooking it with Ling Ya's little thumb.
"Hang yourself on a hook, you are not allowed to cheat for a hundred years, and deceiving people is a puppy eating bones."
After pulling the hook, Su Lin withdrew his hand with a smile, he suddenly fell in love with the cute little girl in front of him, and felt that if he took care of her and his brother for the rest of his life, it might be a great joy in life.
But after a while, he felt as if he was ...... Jumped into the pit.
After pulling the hook, Ling Ya withdrew her hand, looked at Ling Chu excitedly, and said. "Brother, big brother said he would take care of us! And it is still a day to take care of us for a day without finding our home, and a lifetime to take care of us for a lifetime without finding our home. ”
"Uh, yes!" Ling Chu had been in a state of surprise since Ling Ya first cried, and only now did he wake up when he saw Ling Ya talking to him, and nodded hesitantly. He really admires his sister more and more now, his mouth is too far behind her, just crying and saying a few words, their future life is solved, and the next thirty years can be taken care of by this big brother, because he doesn't think that this big brother can find their home, and he doesn't even know what Gu Huaxing is, how can he find their home, and he and his sister have to stay here for thirty years before they can return to the five-star Taixue Academy. According to this big brother, it means that he will take care of him and his sister for thirty years.
"Big brother, where is your home? I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten enough buns just now, I want to eat. Ling Ya turned her head to look at Su Lin again, touched her stomach and said.
"Oh, well! I'll take you to something delicious. For Ling Ya's straightforward speech, Su Lin liked it very much, nodded and said.
Then he grabbed Zhao Peng and Hua Qiang, who were unconscious on the ground. "Follow the big brother, the big brother will take you two to eat delicious food now."
Su Lin dragged the unconscious Zhao Peng and Hua Qiang forward.
Ling Chu Ling Ya followed behind.
Ling Ya leaned down to her brother Ling Chu and said softly in a voice that only two people could hear. "Brother, I'm amazing! In a few words, we can eat and wear without worry, do you want to know what method I use? ”
"How?" Ling Chu also lowered his voice and said, he really wanted to know this method.
"Pretending to cry and selling cute Bo sympathy." Ling Ya said lightly.
"This ......," Ling Chu looked at Ling Ya with some surprise. Pretending to cry and selling Meng Bo sympathy, what the hell is this, how come I've never heard of it. ”
"This is what Grandma Mu taught me." Ling Ya said.
"Granny Wood!"
"Yes, it's Grandma Mu, brother, let me tell you, Grandma Mu said that this move is a big killer move for us women to deal with you men, as long as you pretend to cry and sell Meng Bo sympathy in front of you, you will definitely comfort us, and then you will do whatever we say." Ling Ya said, with a bit of adoration in her tone.
"Grandma Mu still teaches this!" Ling Chu was a little stunned, he couldn't help but suddenly think of what it would be like for Grandma Mu to pretend to cry and sell Meng Bo sympathy in front of Grandpa Shui.
"By the way, brother, Grandma Mu also said that if you use this trick, all the big sisters will come to comfort you and sympathize with you, and they will almost do whatever you say, so brother, do you want to ......." Ling Ya smiled a little sly when she said this.
"Say no more!" When Ling Chu heard this, he immediately stopped his sister Ling Ya from talking, so he didn't pretend to cry and sell Meng Bo to sympathize with this kind of thing that would make him blush, he was a boy! How can a boy do such a thing, how unambitious he must be to do this.