Chapter 22: What a calf is it in the middle of the night!

The light coming in from the window creates an eerie atmosphere in this unlit room. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xuanxuan sat on the ground, leaning on her bed, holding a large handful of her family in her arms - a large number of plush toys sent by various people in various periods, which she called her large number of family members.

There was the sound of someone wandering in front of the door outside the door, walking around, walking around, and finally, after walking for a long time, he knocked softly on the door.

She opened her eyes and looked at the unfamiliar pure white ceiling in front of her.

Why, after coming here, I dream about so many things from the past.

There was a knock on the door, so clear that it startled her.

There was a real knock on the door, and there was the sound of someone outside hovering down the hallway. She quietly got out of bed, walked to the door on tiptoe, looked into the cat's eyes, and saw two ghost-like faces outside... It is indeed two human faces, and it can be vaguely recognized as Lu Xiuxiu and Ji Xueba, Lu Xiuxiu's eyes are round, his mouth is wide open, and his face is full of folds, Ji Xueba's eyes are slit, biting his lip, and he is sweating profusely.

Is this Nima infected with the zombie virus or whatever!

Xuanxuan picked up the kitchen knife: "What are you doing!" ”

A faint and indignant voice came from outside the door: "Eldest sister!! Do you have a toilet here!! ”

。。。 What?

"Yes, how could it not be..." She pulled open the sliding door of the cubicle, and in the cabin, there was only a shower head and a bathtub...

“。。。。。。”

"I'm rubbing! I can't hold it back! I'm going to fix it on the spot! Solve it on the spot! ”

"Don't solve it at my door! I'll go to the bar and ask! Xuanxuan opened the door and ran to the bar, and the two of them staggered behind with their stomachs and buttocks and ignored.

There's a young man at the bar.

"Hello, do you have a toilet here?"

"Uh, you've just come here, there's only one toilet in our Supreme Toilet Town."

"What! who TM gets this kind of setting! Lao Tzu chopped him! Lu Xiuxiu was furious.

"This is the foundation of our great Supreme Toilet Town! We live by the virtue of having only one toilet in town! ”

“。。。 I rub, this is also considered a good character? Which eye of yours sees him as a good character! Nima: I've always had a good stomach! What's going on! I'm going to pick up the lantern and fight the sea! What a delay! ”

"Ignorant outsiders. The only toilet in town is in the church, so if you want to get on it, go and queue up. ”

"Woe to the slot, still queue! I'm going to complain to you! Lu Xiuxiu held his stomach and did not persevere. Xuanxuan tugged at the corner of his clothes and dragged it out: "Let's go to the platoon first, don't suffocate later." ”

Originally, this inn was facing the church on one side, and when you went out, you could meet a long queue, and it was estimated that people were lined up for a kilometer from the church to the back!

"Ahh it! Lu Xiuxiu had already been unbearable for a long time, and now he didn't plan to be reserved when he saw such a long team, just as he was about to squat down, the people in line turned their heads to look at him and stared at him.

“。。。。。。” Lu Xiuxiu was stunned, and slowly stood upright: "Hehe... Hehe... Don't look at ... I'm just tired of standing ... I'm tired of standing... ”

"That's right! Definitely no open defecation is the proudest thing in our Supreme Toilet Town! That's right! Passerby A said proudly, and there was warm applause from a large group of people in the platoon.

So the three of them slowly moved towards the end of the line under the contemptuous gaze of a large group of people.

"The number of people in line is decreasing by one less in a few minutes, closer, closer, closer, closer and closer to the toilet! Yes! The feeling of bloating in the stomach cannot be dispatched! I've never felt that the toilet is so important in my life! I've never felt like I'm looking forward to the toilet with all my heart! I've never felt that the toilet bowl is so holy, great, holy! Yes! Toilet! I volunteered to join the Toilet Worship! The people in line were still singing the praises of the pain as they walked forward.

"How's that... Young people, it's much better to sing along. Yes! Toilet! I... Originally, the first in the line was an old man, he was very happy to see people coming behind him, and encouraged them to sing along, he sang and sang, and went to the front of the row about ten meters away, and began to drip water along the old man's trouser legs, hot with a hint of fishy burnt yellow water.

“。。。 Grandpa, are you alright... ”

"Ah?。。。。。。 It's okay, it's okay! Okay。。。。。。 ”

“。。。 I'll rub, Lu Xiuxiu, if you don't think about it, we'll follow in the footsteps of that old man! And I'm still tuba! ”

"Don't be noisy! I'm tuba too! Hold it ... Holding !! ”

Xuanxuan was quite happy to stand outside the team to accompany the two of them, it was really funny, the two of them actually had bad stomachs at the same time, this kind of thing can be met and they can be together. Wait... Two people have bad stomachs at the same time??? Could it be ...

"I said, you two, did you eat the curry that was brought?"

"yes, it tastes great."

"Ditto."

The smile on Xuanxuan's face disappeared, and she held her chin with one hand.

The people in front of them kept going to the toilet, and there were people lining up behind them, and gradually, they had already lined up at the door of the hotel.

A person walked out of the door of the hotel, with a strange look, sneaky, dragging a huge sack, walking out of the hotel, dragging the sack on the ground and knocking it to the threshold of the ground, there was a stiff bang, and there was a sound from inside the sack: "Woo... ”

。。。 How did it sound, it sounded like the sound of a crucian carp, so Xuanxuan broke away from the team and followed.

The man walked very fast, and suddenly a voice came from behind him: "Sir! You've lost your money! So he subconsciously looked down and looked back, and randomly hit the back of a kitchen knife on his head, he suddenly felt a pain, and after his head hit the back of a kitchen knife, he shook his head, and hit the back of a kitchen knife on his head.

"it, stop me! I'm looking for the money I dropped! It's enough for you to knock me and endure it! Nima, you knock a second time! And knock down three times! Nima, are you a bad TV set for Lao Tzu's brain! ”

Xuanxuan smiled awkwardly, and grabbed the kitchen knife behind her back: "... I'm sorry... ”

"Humph! What about the money... What about the money... He went to look for money, and when it was over, Xuanxuan secretly raised the kitchen knife again and gave him a kitchen knife on the back of his head.

"Damn, you're !!" The man covered his head, and there was crazy blood rushing on it: "Fourth!! Who shouted that I lost my money!! Is that you!!! ”

“。。。 It's him. Xuanxuan went to point to Lu Xiuxiu, so the man angrily questioned Lu Xiuxiu. Xuanxuan cut the rope on the sack, opened the sack, and inside... Sure enough, it was a crucian carp, and it was still asleep.

"That's what you said I dropped the money? Where's my money! Where's the drop! The man's head was like a fountain, and he walked up to Lu Xiuxiu and questioned him.

“。。。 Not me... "The line is almost in line for the church.

The man grabbed Lu Xiuxiu's shoulder: "It's you!! Hand over the money!! ”

Ji Xueba deftly bypassed: "Brother Lu will see you back~" It's time to go to the toilet when it's over.

"It's not me!! Please let me go first!! I'm going to run!! I can't help it!! ”

"The two ahead! Don't get in the way! I'm in a hurry at the back! The masses behind were dissatisfied, so the man pulled Lu Xiuxiu out: "Where's my money!! ”

"!!" Lu Xiuxiu's face turned purple, covering his stomach with one hand and the chrysanthemum with the other, and the whole person had reached the critical point of collapse!

I saw a sack slip over the top of the man's head, and a random Xuanxuan slammed the man's head one hundred and twenty times from the back of a hungry tiger from behind! The whole action is done in less than a minute! I saw that the sack was stained red with blood, and the man finally fell to the ground with a bang!

Lu Xiuxiu rushed towards the church at the speed of the first universe, but was stopped by the team: "It's shameful to cut in line!! The crowd spoke in unison.

"Damn, I just got out of the team!!"

"It's shameful to cut in line!! Left the queue and started again!! The crowd was still in unison.

"Ah!!!!!h The last line of defense of Lu Xiuxiu's spirit was brutally defeated, he looked up to the sky and screamed, and a stream of yellow solid liquid gushed out from somewhere in his body!

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