Chapter 628: Once upon a time there was a eunuch

Chapter 628 Once upon a time there was a eunuch

The night is bleak, the countryside is wild, and the breeze is cool.

In such a field where there are no lights for several miles, there is only a faint light, which makes the situation even more strange.

However, this light is the interior light of the car where Xiao Qiang and Hu Mei are located, and now the two of them can only rely on the weak light of this car to illuminate.

Hu Mei was a little scared, even if she was sitting in the car, the heating was on enough, listening to the cool breeze outside, and thinking that this was a wilderness, and there were only two people staying here. Hu Mei felt a chill all over her body.

With her legs all on the saddle, her hands tightly clasped on her knees, and her head gently resting on her knees, Hu Mei no longer looked like a mature university teacher, but more like a frightened little girl.

The two of them were silent, Hu Mei thought about things quietly, and Xiao Qiang was searching for useful things on the side.

"Sister, do you have a mobile phone with you?"

Xiao Qiang asked with a smile, maybe he was the only one who could still laugh at such a time.

"Yes, mobile phone! We can use our mobile phones to communicate with the outside world. ”

Hu Mei suddenly said excitedly, and then began to rummage through her pockets, but soon a pretty little face pouted aggrievedly.

"My phone and wallet were all in my bag, and my bag was lost in the panic at the door of the café." Hu Mei said helplessly.

"Alas, you still have to look at me at the critical moment!" Xiao Qiang said with a smile, "You must develop a good habit of carrying your mobile phone with you." ”

After speaking, Xiao Qiang began to rummage through his pockets, and then took out a classic blue-screen mobile phone, and solemnly introduced to Hu Mei, "Nokia's Hammer of God of War, strong signal, ultra-long standby, you can make calls when you are leisure, you can sit on a weapon when you are in danger, even if you fall into the water, pick it up and wipe it, you can still continue to make calls in the mobile phone." ”

Hu Mei rolled her eyes when she returned, this is obviously the oldest Nokia 1100, and now it is almost no longer produced, and I don't know how this guy got such an old antique.

But now is not the time to worry about that, whatever it is, as long as you can connect with the outside world.

"Okay, let's use your super invincible fighter to contact the outside world and call for help, and let someone else save us!" Hu Mei said with some urgency, now she doesn't want to stay here for a moment.

"Okay, look at me!"

Xiao Qiang shook the phone in his hand with a smile, and then pressed a button, but the phone was not displayed.

Xiao Qiang smiled at Hu Mei, "I forgot to turn it on!" Don't worry, I'll turn it on right away. ”

Saying that, Xiao Qiang pressed the boot button with his fingers, and the two of them stared at the invincible and coquettish blue screen machine with wide eyes, and when the startup was about to be completed, suddenly the screen flashed, and it died down again, and the screen was black.

Hu Mei asked with some confusion, "Is this...... Is there something wrong with your phone? ”

Xiao Qiang smiled bitterly, "According to popular professional terms...... This should be out of power! ”

Hu Mei looked at Xiao Qiang in a daze for a few minutes, then turned her head directly, no longer looked at this guy, and made herself happy in vain.

I'm scared and worried about being like this, this guy is still in the mood to joke here.

Xiao Qiang smiled bitterly and shook his head, the Apple mobile phone he had snatched before was put in the car by himself, and now he is afraid that it will directly turn into a pile of ashes with the explosion.

The reason why this old-fashioned mobile phone is still kept is because it is a gift from Sister Xuerou to herself, and both of them have an identical mobile phone, which is a common memory of the two individuals.

It's just that what I didn't expect was that today's blue screen machine is so faceless, and it will be shut down directly because it has not been used for a long time.

"Xiao Qiang, are we really going to stay here for one night?" Hu Mei stared at Xiao Qiang with a somewhat gloomy face and asked. "Will there be wild beasts in this wilderness?"

As if to verify Hu Mei's words, as soon as her words fell, there was a roar of a beast in the field in the distance. Frightened, Hu Mei couldn't help but lean towards Xiao Qiang's side.

"I'm afraid it's possible, but I also have a glimmer of hope, that is, if we run into a passing car, we will be saved by a hitchhiker." Xiao Qiang smiled and comforted, of course, he also knew that this hope was a little slim.

"Don't comfort me, I might as well go straight to the Mark Six lottery and win the lottery as soon as possible, how can there be a hitchhike in the wilderness here, it seems that tonight is destined to stay here for one night."

Hu Mei said with some Q spirit self-regulation, "But it's okay." At least there's heating and lighting, otherwise I really don't know if I'm going crazy tonight! ”

Xiao Qiang shook his head with a wry smile, "Sister, I forgot to tell you a bad news, this car has broken down, I'm afraid the heating and lights in this car can't last long." ”

Syllable!

As soon as Xiao Qiang's voice fell, there was a soft sound in the carriage, and then the lights in the car were all extinguished in an instant, and the warm air in the carriage disappeared obviously.

Hu Mei raised her head in some surprise, "No, you ......"

"Well, my crow's mouth!"

Xiao Qiang patted his head helplessly, and then the whole person collapsed on the seat, he was indeed a little tired.

The carriage fell into darkness for a moment, and after the heating disappeared, the temperature gradually dropped, and the whole space seemed to fall into an eerie silence for a moment, especially the occasional howl of a beast in the distance, all of which was fiercely breaking the fragile psychological defense of Hu Mei's beauty.

"Xiao ...... Xiao Qiang, you can talk to me for a while, I'll ...... I'm a little cold! ”

Finally, Hu Mei couldn't hold on anymore and began to take the initiative to chat with Xiao Qiang.

Suddenly stretched out a hand in the dark, gently holding Hu Mei's somewhat cold little hand, Hu Mei's whole body trembled at first, but quickly relaxed, and did not pull out her hand, but let Xiao Qiang grasp it.

Xiao Qiang didn't speak, stretched out his other hand, and then gently put it on Hu Mei's shoulder, and pulled Hu Mei's whole person into his arms with a slight force.

As if knowing what Xiao Qiang was going to do, although Hu Mei was nervous to death, she didn't stop it, but with Xiao Qiang's movements, her whole body was stiff and lay in Xiao Qiang's arms.

A few quick deep breaths, the stiff state of the whole body was only slightly better, Hu Mei's face was red and hot at the moment, but Xiao Qiang couldn't see someone's shy side at the moment.

"Sister, is it warmer?" Suddenly, a gentle voice came from the darkness.

"Hmmm......"

Hu Mei was lying in Xiao Qiang's arms, feeling the other party's strong arms, strong heartbeat, and a moment of loss, she felt that she was lying at home at the moment, lying in the arms of her favorite person, and sleeping happily.

Feeling that Hu Mei's body was gradually soothing, Xiao Qiang also quietly relaxed, stretched out his hand and gently placed it on Hu Mei's waist, holding the slender waist that was unbearable, but at the moment he was not in the mood to enjoy this moment in the arms of the beauty.

"Xiao Qiang!"

"Hmm!"

"I'm a little scared, you can talk to me!"

"Okay, sister, what are we talking about, you can say it!"

"You can talk about anything, as long as you talk to me!"

Hu Mei quietly changed her posture and tried her best to lie comfortably in Xiao Qiang's arms.

"Okay, sister, how about I tell you a joke?" Xiao Qiang suddenly said with a smile.

"Well, tell me!"

Hu Mei nodded, at this moment, it was like lying in the arms of her favorite person, and the temperature around her gradually became warmer.

So Xiao Qiang coughed, gained weight and actually began to tell the story.

"Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ......"

After saying this, Xiao Qiang lost his voice and never spoke again.

Hu Mei was still waiting for Xiao Qiang to continue, but after waiting for a long time, she couldn't wait for Xiao Qiang to continue, so Hu Mei looked up at Xiao Qiang suspiciously.

Through the moonlight, you can see Xiao Qiang staring at himself with a smile on his face.

Hu Mei's face suddenly turned red, "What about below?" Keep talking! ”

"It's gone!"

"Gone? How could it be gone? Hu Mei asked with some confusion.

"It's just gone!" Xiao Qiang said with a smile.

"How could it be gone?" Hu Mei couldn't help but ask a little anxiously, "Didn't you say that there was a eunuch in the past?" ”

"That's right!"

"And then, what about below?"

"It's gone down there!"

Xiao Qiang suddenly stared at Hu Mei with a smile and said with a smile, and Hu Mei couldn't help but be a little intoxicated when she saw the ruffian smile on the corner of Xiao Qiang's mouth by the moonlight.

"Impossible, there was a eunuch in the past, why is there no one below?"

Hu Mei said a little anxiously, and after suddenly saying this, her body was suddenly stunned, and soon as she remembered something, she reached out and pinched Xiao Qiang with a red face.

"You...... Rogue! ”

"Why am I a hooligan?" Xiao Qiang smiled bitterly, "Sister, I'm pure, why am I a hooligan?" You're going to have to clear my name today. ”

Hu Mei glared at the other party with some disgust, "You...... It's a hooligan, ignore you! ”

After speaking, Hu Mei turned around, her face flushed with shame, and her heart was pounding.

Xiao Qiang shook his head with a smile, feeling proud in his heart.

These days, there are no two little jokes in my heart, and I am embarrassed to say hello to people when I come out to pick up girls.

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