"Okay, please give the judges a score! Ask the audience judges to score the songs! SMS voting channel open! The host Xiao Zhu smiled and said loudly with a microphone. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

There was no surprise in the result, Li Shi won this game by a big score!

"Now the score, three to one! Teacher Li Shi is temporarily ahead! Please ask Mr. Jiang He to answer the question! Xiao Zhu looked at the stage on the side of the river.

"Li Shi, let's play couplets, shall we?" An old man with white hair stood up and walked to the middle of the stage and said.

"I'm dizzy, what is this for?"

"Wow! It's a wheel war! ”

"Hey, I'm so old, and I'm thick-skinned enough!"

"Couplet? Are you kidding? ”

The sound of tens of thousands of people whispering was also buzzing in the stadium!

"Okay!" Li Shi agreed very simply! The audience was quiet again!

"Hehe, couplets, it is also the inheritance of culture from ancient times to the present! Also part of literature! Moreover, the couplet is also part of the poem! Jiang He said into the microphone.

"It's shameless!"

"I can't stand it anymore, I'll vote for Li Shi in the future!".

A large part of the audience and people watching the live broadcast had this kind of thought!

"Come on!" Li Shi stood at the front of the stage and smiled lightly: "Who will come out of Shanglian first?" ”

"I'll come first!" The old man's face didn't change and his heart didn't beat: "Please listen to Shanglian, the centuries are good!" ”

"Huh!" Li Shi shook his head, this old man, he didn't forget to pat himself on the back! Well, I also patted the sycophants: "The eternal country is now new!" ”

"Huh!" The old man smiled, not in a hurry or annoyed! The people in the back are also sitting very steadily, after all, this couplet is just a way out, a very simple couplet, many people can match!

"Celebrate New Year's Day, firecrackers are colorful, and the land is full of joy!"

Li Shi smiled slightly: "Welcome the college entrance examination and achieve good results, nine out of ten stable and happy!" Thinking about whether I should skip a grade and go straight to college, this pair blurted out!

"Hehe, Li Shi, I'm celebrating New Year's Day! You're off topic! The old man pouted.

"Oh!" Li Shi nodded: "You said you were going to come around New Year's Day!" ”

"Hehe, good! The front ones don't count! The old man smiled and said, "Hang lanterns to celebrate New Year's Day!" ”

Li Shi wondered why this old man had such a simple couplet! However, it is better to deal with it carefully: "Send blessings to celebrate the New Year!" ”

"Hehe, that's good!" The old man bowed his head slightly and said with a smile.

Suddenly, someone behind Jiang He stood up: "Old Liu, you can't do this!" I'll do it anyway! ”

Jiang He's gang doesn't have a good face for this old man! The old man named Lao Liu, as if relieved, breathed a sigh of relief: "You come, you come!" ”

Li Shi suddenly understood, this old man was here to make up the numbers! People don't want to be enemies with themselves at all, it's just that the situation forces them!

"Li Shi, listen up!" A screeching voice came out! Li Shi looked at the screen above his head and found that this person's thin body, rat head and rat brain, and eyes were spinning around! At first glance, he is not a good person!

"Get rid of old habits!" This rat-headed rat-brained guy is pointing this way!

Li Shi frowned, what does this guy want to do? However, this pair has to be right! also stretched out his finger to the opposite side: "Five stresses and four beautiful trees are fresh!" ”

"Huh!" The other party sneered twice: "Five watches are divided into two years, and they are satisfied every year!" ”

"Two years old in one night!" Li Shi opened his mouth and came! ~

"Dancing warriors, inspiring ambition, singing to the red sun and a thousand doors" This guy is not to be outdone!

"Eliminate the evil atmosphere, Zhang Zhengqi, climb the spring of the four seas" Li Shi is also a person who does not refuse! Moreover, don't forget to tease each other!

"Eliminate evil spirits! I'll go! ”

"Haha, Li Shi is sharp enough!"

The audience at the scene laughed, and those who watched the live broadcast didn't know. I can only go and see the major forums and meager!

"Humph!" This old guy snorted coldly: "The tiger is in the dragon panxiong universe!" After saying that, he pointed to his nose!

"I'm rubbing, this old guy is too shameless!"

"Looks like this, it's a tiger and a dragon! Pull it down! ”

The audience at the scene was talking again, pointing fingers at this guy!

Li Shi just smiled slightly: "The mountains and rivers are beautiful and strong!" ”

After this sentence is right, Jianghe's eyes lit up! Is Li Shi showing weakness?

In fact, these couplets, Li Shi's brain has already reflected the next couplet! If it's really-for-tat, it's good to have a 'earth-shaking shattering'!

"Huh!" This guy laughed: "The rivers and mountains are like paintings, and the scenery of thousands of autumns and inks is thousands of autumns!" "Since you Li Shi is weak, it is not difficult for me to be for you!

"The years are like poetry, a generation of coquettish songs!" Li Shi still came as soon as he opened his mouth.

However, when this sentence came out, it made Jianghe's gang feel bad again! What's the matter, isn't our generation as good as your younger generation?

Guo Wenqing Changzhi and Gu Quan, the couplet just now, several people were frowning, wondering if Li Shifu had softened! However, when this sentence came out, several people were happy again!

Subtext, one generation is stronger than the next!

Actually, Li Shi didn't have that many ideas at all! This is directly reflected in the mind! Just like the "Rose the hen goes for a walk" back then, it suddenly appeared!

"Humph!" The old guy snorted coldly: "Li Shi, what do you mean?" ”

Li Shi was stunned: "I'm not interesting!" ”

"Good!" The old guy stretched out his finger tremblingly: "I originally wanted to let you go, but unfortunately you don't know how to respect the elder, I'll teach you how to be a man!" ”

When Li Shi heard this, he was stunned! I didn't say anything! However, if you want to teach me how to behave, think for yourself first!

"I know how to be a person, but I can't learn from you! Otherwise, my parents would definitely not recognize me as a son! ”

"Haha!" The audience burst out laughing! Li Shi's words are enough! Enough damage!

"You!" This old guy's cheeks are bulging one after another, and he must be biting his back molars! Jiang He's face was also flushed, and he was angry!

"Can you do it?" On the side of the river, a bearded old guy with a big belly stood up and asked. It is also known as the Mediterranean head shape for short!

"No problem, I'll make this little bunny regret it!" The old guy with a rat brain said viciously.

"Yan cut the wind needle, embroider a thousand brocades in the world!" The old guy is out again! ~

"The warbler shuttle willow thread is woven into a spring in the world!" Li Shi's answer is like a stream!

"The earth returns in spring, and thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are pictures!" The old guy then came another sentence!

"Huh!" Li Shi smiled lightly: "The days are beautiful, and the sons and daughters of Kyushu draw blueprints!" ”

"I'm coming!" The guy with the Mediterranean head couldn't sit still, stood up and walked to the thin old man, and pointed to Li Shi's side and came out of the upper link: "Feiyun Gaopeng, Pengcheng Wanli, win the battle in the sky!" ”

After speaking, he also pointed to the sky! Keep your head held high, look proud!

"The dragon playing in the water, the dragon soars and the tiger leaps, and the hero is in the world!" Li Shi patted his chest! was fearless, but at this time, it was even easier to deal with, so he was arrogant!

"Humph!" Mediterranean snorted coldly: "Let's not limit ourselves to New Year's Day!" Li Shi, what do you think? ”

"Yes!" Li Shi smiled slightly.

"I'll go, what do these guys want to do?"

"What else can I do? They couldn't come up with a better couplet! ”

The audience cheered together, and then the whole audience shouted: Li Shi, come on!

"Thank you!" Li Shi hurriedly bowed around and thanked him!

"Listen up!" Mediterranean shouted, and the audience at the scene was quite face-saving, and the voice gradually became scarce!

"Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is really difficult to walk around the river!"

"Hey, this link is interesting!" Judge Guo Wenqing nodded lightly.

"Yes, there are characters from the Three Kingdoms in it!" Gu Quan also bowed slightly!

Chang Zhi frowned: "Sizzle, I'm right. . . Wait, let me think about it! ”

The audience also bowed their heads and whispered!

"The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, and the feather can't fly!" Li Shi came out very easily!

"I'll go! Is Li Shi still human? ”

"I'm rubbing, this guy, his thinking is too quick!"

"God, I saw a demon!"

All of a sudden, the audience shouted at the scene! After all, such a couplet is really bad!

"Good!" Guo Wenqing and Gu Quan slapped vigorously. And Chang Zhi is with a big mouth, which is incredible! Just now, I was also thinking about using Cao Cao and Longzhong, but I didn't think about how to arrange the sentences! As a result, Li Shi said it directly!

"Oh my God, the little rock is amazing!" Zheng Ziyan exclaimed!

"Demon, this guy is a demon!" Li Mo'er, who is smart in ice and snow, also thought of the next link just now, but it is much later than Li Shi!

Mediterranean's little eyes narrowed, and he pointed to Li Shi's side: "Right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong!" ”

"Good!" Jiang He's gang of people shouted and applauded vigorously!

"Positive and negative, positive and negative, positive and negative, positive and negative are the same!" Li Shi came up very easily, and spread his hands at the camera and shrugged his shoulders! A breezy look!

"Say I don't distinguish between right and wrong?" Li Shi was very annoyed in his heart, then everyone is the same!

"You!" The little eyes of the Mediterranean Sea shot a cold light, staring coldly at the stage on Li Shi's side: "Hmph! Li Shi, listening to my Shanglian, moral exercise is as handsome as wisdom and physical fitness, and he asks who is the healthy one who is the one who is diligent in all beings? ”

"Integrity, its deeds, its grandeur, its ambition, harmony, and great cause are all heroes!" Li Shi looked at the upper link displayed on the big screen, and slowly said the lower link.

"Good! Look at people's minds! ”

"Yes, Li Shi's bearing is great!"

"That's it, I even touched my own enemy!"

The audience at the scene whispered again, admiring Li Shi!

"Yes, although it's a competition now, I often admire Li Shixiaoyou's mind!" Chang Zhi laughed and said! The implication in the words, everyone understands!