Lu Xiuxiu stood in front of the Jinluan Palace, and shouted in a strange voice: "Bring the meal to the emperor!" ”

Wait a while, it seems that the one that the emperor eats should be called the imperial meal, and for a while I can't think of any words that represent the food of crepe, and my mind is full of pigs, and I can hold a bowl against the pig's arch mouth and say everywhere: Give the poor monk a meal. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ah no, it seems that this is still what Tang Seng said, Zhu Wuneng should say this: Give my old pig some fasting and eat.

I saw a large group of palace maids with a plate of dishes from the direction of the kitchen, lined up neatly with a long snake formation, this... This is...

If you look closely, this is a large group of messy Zhao Wuji with a lot of faces, and one person with a plate of dishes came over from the direction of the kitchen. . .

I rub ... Even if there aren't enough people, you can't rely on this disgusting doppelganger soul skill to make up the numbers... Seeing your old rows of dignity, what a delicious appetite you can eat...

Look, at the end of the team, Lao Yan's head was covered with pink and pink on his head, and the escorts of Yogihei and Parisio were on the left and right.

This... What's the situation?,Please, what's going on, don't be so inexplicable into the play, okay?。。。

I saw Lao Yantou walk up to the Jinluan Palace, and he shook his sleeves for a long time and said: "The guilty minister Yan came to receive the crime for ten yuan a night, and the minister deserves ten thousand deaths." ”

"Oh?" Bai Mao looked at the dishes in front of him and couldn't resist the temptation. Confused and about to step down from the dragon chair, such an old man came out and said a bunch of inexplicable words: "What are you guilty of?" ”

"The guilty minister cooks too slowly, causing the emperor to suffer from hunger, and the minister deserves death."

"Soga, I know, go down."

"But the emperor has not condemned the minister, and the minister is uneasy."

"What sin do you have?"

"Ah, it's not guilty, then I'm leaving."

"Wait, wait, wait! After listening to your last sentence, why am I suddenly so unhappy, let me be unhappy, how do you want to bear it. ”

"The emperor is upset? The humble minister must serve the emperor well tonight, and he will definitely face the wind. Liusang's set of skills was used on the emperor's chrysanthemum. ”

"Yan ten yuan for one night! My chrysanthemums are beyond the reach of you and other grass people! Someone! Drag it out! Slashed! ”

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, I beg you to give me another chance! I will definitely change my mind this time and love you so much! Give me one last chance! Please believe that I truly love you! I really want to be with you! ”

"Yan ten yuan for one night! It's not eight o'clock in the evening! Someone! Drag it out! Slashed! ”

"Please forgive the emperor's ministers for interjecting." Dai Muhei saluted to Bai Mao: "Although this person is incoherent and stubborn, his skills as the 250th generation of the imperial dining room seem to be trustworthy, please ask the emperor to carefully taste the dishes before deciding." ”

"Oh? How can it be trusted? Bai Mao couldn't help but stretch out his hand: "Nima spoon and chopsticks!" ”

I saw Lao Yan's head jumping up: "Yan's product is trustworthy." ”

"Bold! Dare to jump up in front of me? Believe it or not, I will make your family strong. Demolished! Why don't you just pop out like a celebrity, chirp and say that my endorsement is trustworthy? First, which green onion are you? Second, if you say trustworthy, you can be trustworthy? Don't you still have to see my tasting! ”

"What the emperor said is extremely true! Please enjoy it! ”

"Nima's spoons and chopsticks!"

"Your Majesty, please look! This dish is a big pot of delicacies and seafood! Mano is a super delicacy infused with the essence of countless mountains and seas! Your Majesty, please see! This dish is a peerless dish that can only be made with a full level of cooking skills! Color, fragrance, beauty, thief, and look! Your Majesty, please see! This dish is... ”

"Nima, look at your sister! Spoons and chopsticks too! ”

"Huh? Your Majesty, do you want to eat them? ”

"Don't eat and play?"

"This is done by the humble ministers using the cooking skill, and the food produced by this skill has the effect of slowly restoring health, but your emperor, your health is not consumed now, eating them is a waste! Our teacher once taught us that wasting is a shame! Your Majesty, when you are not hungry at all, and you are not short of health, do you still want to eat them? Your Majesty! Think about the left-behind children in remote mountainous areas who don't have enough to eat! Think about it. Hungry refugees wandering around in the midst of the Eastern War! Think of the poor hungry children in poor African countries! Can you still eat it? Are you going to keep eating? Don't you feel like your conscience is dead, dead! Old Yan was indignant and jumped up again.

"You... Do you know who you're talking to! ”

"I love my teacher, but I love the truth even more! I love the emperor, but I love the wind even more. Ryusang! ”

Lu Xiuxiu Parisio Daimu Hei collectively supported his forehead: "It's hopeless... ”

"Someone! Drag it out! Decapitation for ten minutes! ”

"The emperor can't help it! Shooting for five minutes is already an extremely brutal punishment, you are beheaded! Ten more minutes to chop! Just say that the dumplings are filled! ”

"Oh, yes, someone! Drag it out! Chop him up for dumpling stuffing! ”

“。。。 Your Majesty, I advise you not to kill... ”

"Nani? Your Majesty, do you dare to persuade you? Whoever persuades me again, I will chop the dumpling stuffing with the person who persuaded me! So... White glanced around and pointed at Parisio: "It's you!" ”

"Huh? I? I didn't even dare to bubble up a few bubbles in this chapter, how did it come to me! ”

"I'm just curious about what the dumplings taste like with a mixture of human flesh and fish...

"Then you can't just sloppy the fish's life!" Parisio's tears welled up: "Every life has the right to live in this world, every fish has the happiness of swimming freely in the water, and I, as a fish that can only go ashore, this is already a great misfortune in itself!" Ah, life, as a human being, it is not easy to live, and then it is even more difficult to live as a fish, and then as a fish man, of course, it is doubly not easy to live! Your Highness, can you bear with it! ”

"I can't bear it! I am a dignified generation of city management! Where to go don't turn over your hands, demolish and beat people, run rampant! How can you stop pursuing my great interests because you are not alive? Well? Someone! Today, I am sure to eat this dumpling with mixed filling of human flesh and fish! ”

"How can a child be so cruel!" A voice that was not majestic at all came, and it shook Bai Mao like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

I only heard that the voice came from a golden curtain behind the dragon chair in the Jinluan Palace, and the white-haired body trembled involuntarily: "Don't you know, the child has been chest tightness and shortness of breath recently, his body is cold, his heart is impetuous, he is dizzy, his left hand is weak, and he has to make this strategy to calm down his stubborn disease!" ”

"You're masturbating too much!"

The white-haired obediently groveled and said, "Yes, yes, yes... Kid, it's too much... After the child ... Quit later! I will quit when I am a child! ”

"Cut, not a long memory. Pass the order! No one is allowed to provide toilet paper to the emperor in the future! ”

"Ahh Huh? When the child went to the toilet ... ”

The white haired obediently, everyone was surprised, who would make the white hair so humble? I saw that the golden curtain was slowly opened, and I saw a note behind the golden curtain, on which a row of things was written in cursive of dragons flying and phoenixes。。。。。。

Bai Mao held the note: "Everyone, Aiqing, does anyone recognize what is written?" I've got a reward! ”

The note spread all over the Manchu Dynasty, and no one recognized it!

Lu Xiuxiu checked his fingers line by line: "Your Majesty!" Although I don't recognize it, Wechen roughly guessed what it meant! ”

"Oh? What do you mean? ”

"The author has a headache.,It's been two pages of word.,Presumably what is written on it is to know how to know what happened next, please listen to the next breakdown."

“。。。 Daddy!! ”

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