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Unlike the strict one-story walls that wrap around the imperial city in the center, the buildings in this hellish place are all chaotic and very casual, the presidential palace is located next to a luxurious public toilet, and the whole city is divided into seven districts, namely the one-star Dragon Ball District, the two-star Dragon Ball District, and the three-star Dragon Ball District。。。。。。

Did the seven districts come together to summon a dragon?? The inner dragon didn't fly and fell to the ground from the sky, so there is this city, right??

Yes, this is because the dragon was annoyed, so in order to prevent people from summoning it again, he swallowed seven dragon balls in one bite and pulled down a piece of Xiang...

The luxurious public toilet next to the presidential palace has a famous slogan that you don't pull a pound and are not heroes.

This propaganda slogan that does not pull a pound of non-heroes is from violence. The Theater of Crazy Light, the origin of this theater is also mysterious, it was originally another luxurious public toilet, it is said that here you can summon the god of Xiang by pulling down five catties at one time, and you can realize any of your wishes! It is said that on a night two hundred and fifty years ago when there was no hoof, there was a grim guy with the author on it... The gloomy guy took off his pants here, grabbed the toilet paper and yelled loudly: "I must pull off five catties and make a wish to become a god house for a lifetime!" ”

That guy squatted there and pulled it for seven seven or forty-nine days! Weigh every bit you pull down with an electronic scale! These days, that guy doesn't stand up and doesn't lift his pants in order to pull down a total of five catties at once!

Seven seven forty-nine days later, when the guy finally pulled down a total of five catties of Xiang, the guy jumped up from the toilet pit despite the heavy bleeding of the chrysanthemum, looked up to the sky and yelled: In the name of five catties of Xiang! Come out! The god of Xiang! I saw that the god of soaring in the sky really appeared!

I saw that the god of Xiang had a halo on his head, wings, and a golden poop in perfect proportions!

Yes! The god of Xiang! Make my wish come true! That guy shouted at the sky!

I saw that the god of Xiang waved his hand, and the five catties of Xiang flew into its hands. . . It weighed it, frowned and pointed at the guy below!

There is only one truth! The Xiang you pulled in the first 49 days has completely evaporated and dried up! The weight of these Xiang is already less than five catties! The god of Xiang waved his hand, and the less than five catties of Xiang flew back!

Accept.. Nani! Forty-nine days ago, the water had completely evaporated?? The man ate a pound and poked it with his hand... Sure enough, the Xiang pulled forty-nine days ago was so dry that he couldn't even poke his fingers in!

I saw that the clouds in the sky gradually closed, and the god of Xiang slowly left!

Elegant. Butterflies, butterflies! The man shouted: This is the greatest wish of the people! People worked so hard for forty-nine days! Why! Why did you get such an ending!

And then the god of Xiang still walked away in the end... Only the man was left screaming in despair in the luxurious toilet!

I want to report. Complex, Society, Society!

I saw a surging air current, and the luxurious toilet was turned over by a gorgeous fart! The man's clothes all shredded into pieces and flew out with that fart! The man ran all night along all the main roads in the city! The crotch shone with a fierce holy light, and the whole city was like day!

In order to commemorate that night, and the legendary deeds of that man who ran naked all night for his unfulfilled dream, plus the toilet was overturned and a large theater was just about to be built... Violent. The Crazy Light Theater came into being!

I saw that the area of this grand theater is very huge, surrounded by a circular football field stepped viewing platform, and in the most central position there is a giant sculpture that is more than ten meters high... It was the guy who ran for his unfulfilled dream, and the sculptor perfectly carved the desperate expression of the man when he ran! The object under the man's crotch was carefully made into a very thick tube lamp and two huge spherical bulbs! These three headlights beep and beep to radiate light, reflecting the whole venue as night as day!

After singing in the valley festival, she found this theater located not far from the presidential palace in the two-star Dragon Ball District, and the Red Queen once again took out eight tickets for everyone in one go.

The Red Queen looked at the thing and sighed softly: "Is this the author's hanging, it's really better to see than to hear." ”

"yes... Xuanxuan blinked her eyes: "What kind of obscenity is this. The trivial ghost things have been made into such a big sculpture and made it public!! ”

"Ahh Parridono said with his hands folded, only to see Hussky and the four big men praying to the statue with their hands folded, and all the people in the audience were in silence with their hands folded, and Xuanxuan's loud complaint spread throughout the audience.

"Bo. The hillbillies of the empire... I only heard the people around me say this softly, and then they all moved away quickly, and Xuanxuan was the center and instantly evacuated a vacuum area...

“。。。。。。 I did something wrong. ”

"Don't worry, the Federalists have always looked down on the Imperials, so the Reich is a derogatory term in the Confederation." With his hooves folded and his eyes closed, he whispered, "It is said that praying to this statue will make your chicken base thicker and bigger." ”

"Oh... Xuanxuan whispered, folded her hands and closed her eyes and began to pray, and then she opened her eyes: "Oh, I don't have a chicken base!" ”

“。。。 Aega don't care about those details。。。。。。 Paridono whispered.

As people prayed so much, the great lamp grew brighter and brighter ... The final burst of light was as if a supernova had burst out of the audience!

At this moment, the audience cheered from the silence in an instant!

The burst of light fammed ... Countless illuminations and fireworks bloomed overhead! I saw a dark-skinned middle-aged man on the verge of extinction appear on the stage!

"Mr. Radisson Ander! The sun is shining tonight! The stars are shining tonight! Hello everyone! I am your beloved Federal President - Whoa! ”

"Who wants to see your old face! Mike, Jack Xiang and Marilyn Dream Camel!! Paridono's voice pierced the face of the donkey through countless cheers!

"That's it! It is! The four big men said in unison: "You eat Xiang!" ”

These four big men said that they would eat and go, which simply spoke the hearts of the audience! Everyone shouted loudly in unison: "Let's eat Xiang!" Let's eat Xiang!! Let's eat!!!! ”

"Ahh Do you want people to perform what they do best in public?,People are so ashamed.。。。 The eight donkeys covered their faces and twisted.

"Then you can show me!!" I saw a violent wind pressure in the audience! That one that shines brighter than the author's hanging is exposed! That light shines brighter than the sun and the moon, and the stars are observed at zero distance! That's the chrysanthemum of the camelsky!! I saw Camelsky climb onto the seat! Balance with two hind hooves and hold your ass with two front hooves and dass at this nasty guy who kidnapped his mother! A-yellow path was instantly formed between the camels and the eight donkeys! The countless hard alpacas crackled and shot at the whooping donkeys!

The eight donkeys were calm, and slowly tied a white napkin around their necks. . . With a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right, he opened his mouth at the-yellow path!

I saw a hard alpaca poop taking the lead! The poop shone with a golden light, incomparably bright, incomparably dazzling, and hit the mouth of the eight donkeys! The shiny front teeth of the eight donkeys turned into a tiger and a wolf, and cut horizontally at that poop!

I only heard a pop, and the shining front teeth of the eight donkeys flipped three thousand six hundred times in the air, and they jumped to the ground a few times.

"Na... Nani!!! "Whoa, the eight donkeys are frightened! How can this Xiang have such hardness!

At the moment when his front teeth flew out, the grains of Xiang were like a steady stream of bullets, forcing him onto the statue! And in the footsteps of that statue, a mountain of alpaca baba was piled up around him!

The cameras of the whole audience are all focused on this alpaca for the camera to zoom in on the live broadcast...

After shooting, Camelsky held his ass and blew skillfully on his smoking chrysanthemum with disdain.

The audience was stunned, and the audience was boiling and screaming after Camelsky's skillful blow of the chrysanthemum!

"The alpaca! Right! It's you! "I saw the host appear! He came out of the curtain and spread his wings and flew to Humpsky's side!

"That's right! That's me! Your hosts! The host squeezed his eyes at the screen: "I once hosted the Chengguan and Slime Academy racing competitions in Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five, does anyone still remember me?" ”

"Remember what you did... Where did the pheasant character come from, don't bother your camel master. Camelsky cocked his legs.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you didn't join this team at Slime Academy at the time, Alpaca Hero, what's your name, Alpaca Hero?"

"Camelsky."

"Camelsky! Wow, oh, what a tall name! You have become the best candidate for the next Federal President! ”

"Don't let me be, right? . . The Red Queen Xuanxuan Paridon and the four big men were all demented: "What criteria are the candidates judged on!! ”

"Lao Tzu knew there would be this day." Husky crossed Erlang's legs, and with a flick of his hand, a cigarette spiraled into its mouth! It smoked a cigarette and pulled a large sunglass from its crotch and snapped it down on its face.

"My sunglasses..." Xuanxuan fumbled and slapped it on the Red Queen.

"Calm ... Calm...... ”

"Alpaca Hero! At the end of your tenure, you may be a giant. Hang the first alpaca president of the Federation! Can you tell us more about the structure of your chrysanthemum and digestive system? ”

Camelsky pulled the cigarette from his mouth and spit out a beautiful eye: "No, everyone knows that then no one can be president?" ”

"Oh oh oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I believe that if you really become the first president of the alpaca tribe of the Federation, you will definitely win glory for Malegobi! Elder Malegobi will be proud of you if you don't shoot uncomfortable! ”

"Cut, that old soul is faint... Camelsky spit out a beautiful eye circle again: "Speaking of the alpaca family, isn't there a Marilyn dream camel performance tonight?" Mommy She 。。。。。。 When will the come up? ”

"Oh, sure enough, because you are an alpaca, you care about the world's alpacas! Marilyn Dream Camel show is in the back and now she's putting on makeup! Ah, sorry... The host turned his head: "First of all, the president had to accompany Mr. Mike Jack Xiang to come with him, and he had to show his face on stage, and then because all the federal people who watched the live broadcast were so loud that I forgot about the show for a while... Here's please—" The host waved his hand, and fireworks began to burst out on the entire stage!

"Mike Mr. Jack Xiang!!"

Energetic music played! The audience cheered loudly! The much-anticipated Mr. Mike Mr. Jack Xiang will rise from the bottom of the stage with a Martian step!

Yes! As the lifting platform continued to rise, the audience screamed!

Yes! International superstar Mike Mr. Jack Xiang! The only Sage of the Federation, the most powerful of the Federation! Mr. You! Great musicians, great dancers, great artists!

Then the lift platform went up completely.

Then there was a big cockscomb on the lifting platform, and because it had been coated with too much gel, the water hairspray didn't sway with the wind at all, and it just sat there silently, motionless.

Then the audience gradually cooled down.

The host spread his wings and flew over, and he frowned and pulled the large handful of hair from the ground that was ordered to be cut off by Rhys (detailed chapter 280): "Ahhh Mr. Mike Jack Xiang... Why don't you move... ”

He pinched the large handful of hard hair with his fingertips, as if pinching something dirty: "Ahhhh ”

The audience fell silent.

"What's that... Isn't that just a handful of hair? Xuanxuan pinched the Red Queen.

"yes... The Red Queen was demented.

"Ahh The host was surprised: "Mr. Mike Mr. Jack Xiang doesn't seem to be feeling well today, so he doesn't move." ”

"So... I advised him not to come here to perform... The eight donkeys were slurring their words in the alpaca pile.

"That's a shame... The host put down the hard cockscomb head, and the lifting platform slowly carried the hair down.

"Although Mike Mr. Jack Xiang is not well, we still have our loveliest, most beautiful and most bewitching. Rao's spring breeze from the Malegobi - Marilyn Dream Camel!! The host shouted at the audience! Those countless fireworks erupted again!

The audience screamed again!

I saw a steel pipe falling from the sky and setting up in the center of the stage, and an alpaca wearing a diamond-studded pink gauze skirt slid down from the top of the steel pipe! She's a woman. Kissed the audience flatteringly: "Dear! I want to kill you! ”

"I miss you!!" The countless lonely single slings and the shouts of the uncle in the audience shook and shook into these deafening four words!

Camelsky's cigarette slid out of its mouth in an instant, its hooves trembled and wiped it on its face, wiped the sunglasses down, stood up and burst into tears: "Mom... Mom...... ”

"Thank you! Thank you! Marilyn Mengcamel smiled and bowed to everyone: "Thank you! I'm going to sing you one of my favorite songs and those of you! Do you remember what that song was called!? ”

The audience roared loudly and loudly in unison: "Horse! Strangle!! Spear!!! Wall!!!! Target!!!!!! Wind!!!!!!! ”

The accompaniment sounded! Xuanxuan turned her head in surprise: "Huh? ”

"Yalaso。。。。。。。 Oops, hey, hey... Ay!!!

Who brings the call of the ancients ... Who stays, a thousand years of prayer.

Could it be that there is a higher Gobi? Or that long-lasting attachment that I can't forget...

Oh....! I saw, alpacas, alpacas, alpacas, alpacas, and alpacas. Yalaso... That's the Mahler Gobi。。。。。。 ”

"Mommy!!" The Red Queen screamed and shook off Xuanxuan's hand: "Don't pinch me if it hurts!" ”

Xuanxuan retracted her hand and patted her face: "I'll poke !! Tibetan!!! ”

"The Tibetan Plateau? Where is that? The dead girl pinched me to death... The Red Queen looked at her arm and sunken into it!

"I saw, alpacas, alpacas, alpacas, alpac Marilyn Dream Camel kept singing, a white shadow, constantly moving towards the stage... Moving forward。。。。。。

"Aaa?" Paridono recovered from his demented intoxication: "Mom, brother alpaca? ”

"Huh?" When I looked closely, I saw the white shadow, wasn't it Huosky!

"Yalaso。。。。。。 That! Only!! Be!!! Marilyn closed her eyes, her lungs were constantly inflated, and a song was about to reach its climax!

"Horse——!!! Le ——!!!!!! Gogogo————!!!!!!go - Wall ————!!!!!!!!! Her wild roar and soprano turned into endless waves of air that swept the audience over!! The whole audience was demented by this loud impact!

She stood on the stage and acted boldly, quietly sending a tail note to cooperate with the end of the accompaniment, and then bowed to the audience: "Thank you." ”

"┗|'o′|┛嗷嗷嗷嗷!!!!!" The audience suddenly came to life and thundered at her!

"Thank you, thank you, thank you." She smiled and bowed, but not dignified.

At this time, a white shadow finally squeezed to the front of the stage, and the white shadow trembled and stretched out its hooves and climbed onto the stage!

The spotlights of the audience shone over, and I saw that Humpsky actually climbed up and looked pale!

Camelsky opened his mouth trembling with tears in his eyes: "Mom... Mom... Are you okay ... It's wonderful。。。。。。 It staggered towards Marilyn and stretched out its hooves, as if to embrace.

"Great。。。。。。" Xuanxuan grabbed the Red Queen's arm and leaned on it to be moved.

The Red Queen grinned.

"Brother Alpaca..." Paridono and the four big men sat there silently, tears coming out.

Marilyn took a step back, and she smiled: "Ahhhhh Who are you, this fan? ”

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