Chapter 90: The Fat Man Is Pregnant

It is said that people become old and fine, but Qin Yun feels that the old man of the machine spirit is a harm to the old man, like him, he should use the means of the autumn wind to sweep the fallen leaves and kill him alive, otherwise it is the ravaging and destruction of the word kindness, if you want to ask Qin Yun how to kill the old man of the machine spirit alive, Qin Yun is a little at a loss: This, this touches my knowledge blind spot, you let me think about it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

With a bizarre sense of tragedy, Qin Yun returned to the school dormitory, only to see that the fat man had woken up, and was staring at the ceiling with big eyes, and saw that Qin Yun was back, still carrying a large pile of packaged food in his hand, as if he had been touched by a switch, the hungry tiger pounced, no, it was a vicious dog pounced, and snatched the food in Qin Yun's hand with a handful.

"I knew you were coming back soon, so I didn't go to buy food, hehe, I really had a clever plan to wait for so many good things." Zhao Fatzi was not without a smug mouth with a chicken leg in his mouth, holding a lot of food, jumping onto the bed, hehehe smiled.

"Fatty, you seem to be pregnant and confined, I really doubt that you will give birth to a monster if you continue like this." Qin Yun pursed his lips and laughed hatefully.

"I'm lying down now, I can't sleep, I can't sleep beautifully, I'm in a hurry." Zhao Fatzi devoured several chicken legs in a row, and then defended without raising his head.

Qin Yun pursed his lips, no longer caring about Zhao Fatzi, he sat on a chair, began to open the Chinese herbs he bought back one by one, held a small porcelain cup, and began to grind them carefully, according to the records on the prescription, you need to grind these herbs into powder, and then mix them with saliva, roll them into strips with white paper, and when they are dry, they will become similar to sandalwood, there is a special name called Xinxiang, as long as you light it, you can draw out the black cloud worms in Zhao Fatzi's body.

"Qin Yun, what are you busy doing there, there are so many delicious foods, you can't come to eat."

Fat Zhao rolled his eyes, swallowed a piece of beef hard, looked at Qin Yun curiously, and saw that Qin Yun was meticulous and was putting the ground herbs into a small bowl.

"Take it yourself, I'm dispensing medicine, a medicine that can make you pregnant." Qin Yun smiled and joked without raising his head.

"That's a good relationship, I don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend anymore, it's so difficult to find a girlfriend now." The fat man looked aggrieved, pouting in anticipation.

"Your requirements are too high, let people ignore your fatness, your shortness, your lack of money, can you be kind to others and lower your requirements?" Qin Yun glanced up at the fat man, and saw that he was humming a little song heartlessly, eating something delicious, so he said angrily.

"Hey, you bad boy, you can hurt me." The fat man snorted in his nose, turned his face away, and held a roast chicken and nibbled on it.

After talking for a while, Qin Yun had already ground all the herbs, mixed these powdered herbs together, stirred well, and Qin Yun carefully took a small teacup, which contained the small half cup of saliva he had accumulated after kissing Sun Qianya, and he poured it all into the small bowl and began to stir.

It's strange to say, the herbs that originally had no taste, there was a special smell in an instant, the fragrance was sour, it was very strange, Qin Yun saw this, and hurriedly poured the medicine that had become a paste on a piece of white paper, spread out the paste, and then, Qin Yun rolled the white paper into a thin cylinder.

Putting the white paper tube on the windowsill with the sun, Qin Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief, he was busy all morning, and was hit by a car, at this moment, Qin Yun also felt a little tired, glanced at the time on his phone, and saw that it was already more than one o'clock, so he immediately climbed into bed, was dazed, and took a nap.

I don't know how long I slept, but an extremely unpleasant smell got into Qin Yun's nose, and the smell seemed to contain sour, spicy, fragrant, smelly and other smells in one, making people feel uncomfortable and making people want to vomit out all the things in their stomachs.

Qin Yun got up from the bed with a bang, and when he looked around, he found the source of the smell, which also made Qin Yun stunned.

I saw that Zhao Fatzi was holding Erlang's legs, holding the white paper tube rolled by Qin Yun in his hand, squinting, looking like he was enjoying it, one end of the white paper tube was bright and bright, and a cloud of smoke was floating up from the white paper tube, this thing was smoking the white paper tube as a cigarette, and those smells were floating out of him.

"Fatty, fatty, you're crazy, that thing doesn't work that way." Qin Yun was a little stunned, he didn't expect Zhao Fatzi to develop his own usage, which made Qin Yun stunned.

Qin Yun remembered that the usage written on the prescription was to light the incense and smoke Zhao Fatzi's navel, but he didn't expect Zhao Fatzi to smoke it as a cigarette, which was completely unexpected by Qin Yun.

"This thing is good, I don't know what's going on, I just think this thing is very attractive to me, I can't help it, just like I see a beautiful big girl." Zhao Fatzi took a hard sip of the white paper tube and said intoxicatedly.

"Your uncle......" Qin Yun didn't know what to say.

I worked hard for several days, but I didn't expect it to be this result, what kind of behavior is this? This is called Biao, this is called stupid, this is called tiger, Qin Yun really doesn't know what to do at this time.

"Old man of the machine spirit, he will not have any side effects if he does this." Qin Yun was very worried and shouted in his heart, although he didn't want to talk to the old man of the machine spirit, but this was related to the safety of the fat man, there was no way, he had to ask the old man for help.

"There are no side effects, he will be like a pregnant woman, his belly will get bigger, in short, all the discomfort that a pregnant woman has, he will have, and after an hour, the black cloud worm will come out of his navel, and then it will be fine." The old man laughed.

"We don't have any other way?" Qin Yun asked a little reluctantly.

"Yes, we can watch the fun, it's a lot of fun." The old man laughed gloatingly, and his unscrupulous tone made Qin Yun grit his teeth with hatred.

At this time, Zhao Fatzi's face suddenly changed, becoming extremely exciting, he covered his stomach with both hands, and the white paper tube in his hand was also thrown aside, he looked down at his stomach, only to see that the original fat belly was blowing up like a balloon, slowly bulging, that is, more than ten seconds of effort, has been swollen more than ten times.

"I ...... I...... I feel like I have something in my stomach. Zhao Fatzi looked around in a panic, and screamed loudly in disbelief, he trembled his hands and feet, and kept shaking.

"Fatty, this is all an illusion, don't believe it, be good, go lie down and sleep." Qin Yun's face was full of black lines, and he comforted.

"It's not a hallucination, I'm sure, I feel something kicking me in my stomach, help! Come on, I'm pregnant, I need to go to the hospital......" The fat man blushed and cried out loudly.

If this is for him to call everyone over, it will be lively, Qin Yun hurriedly walked to Zhao Fatzi's side, stretched out his hand to the back of his neck is palm, poof, Zhao Fatzi's whole person twitched his hands and feet, and fell on the bed.

"Someone is shouting for help, let's go and see."

"Someone shouted that she was pregnant, as if it was the voice of the fat man next door."

"Can you get pregnant if you eat too much? He's been able to eat like a pig lately......"

The people in the dormitory next door all crowded to the door of Qin Yun's dormitory curiously, and they all wanted to enter the door to find out.

Seeing this, Qin Yun hurriedly walked out of the dormitory and stopped these lively classmates at the door of the dormitory: "The fat man is playing a game, and he married someone in the game and has a child." ā€

"Oh...... I know, I've played this kind of game. ā€

"I was cheated on, and my wife in the game told me thank you for the money I gave her, but he really couldn't play because his wife was going to have a baby."

"Playing games and being deceived by others is purely brainless."

"If you dare to scold me, I will fight with you."

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Then, Qin Yun joined the ranks of the racks.

After waiting for more than half an hour to persuade people to leave, Qin Yun returned to the dormitory, closed the door, he hurriedly walked to the fat man, lifted the quilt, and saw a dark insect like a lizard without feet lying on the fat man's body, more than thirty centimeters, squirming constantly.

Qin Yun grabbed the insect in his hand, and at the same time, the voice of the old man of the machine spirit sounded: "Congratulations to Qin Yun, you have captured the black cloud worm, may I ask if you can exchange contribution points?" ā€

"If you don't honor it, Qin Yun's eyes lit up, and he put the black cloud insect into a glass bottle."

"Handsome guy Qin Yun, that's 500,000 merit points, let's change it, the merit value is very useful." The tone of the old man was incomparably gentle, incomparably good, just like a good person, which made Qin Yun a little uncomfortable.

"No exchange!" Qin Yun gritted his teeth and said, he suddenly felt that this thing must be very useful, otherwise the old man of the machine spirit would not have turned into a good person.

"Your uncle, you bear child, why don't you listen to persuasion." The old man went crazy.

"I just don't change, you bite me if you have the ability." Dizzy smirked.